我真不是色狼啊第2章

fangjiandedengzhouranliangqi,jiangxiaoyurouzhexingzhongshuiyanzuoqishen,yishihaixianzaihundunli。qizhongyimingzhianyuanyijingbafangjianfanchalegebian,cikezhengzhuanguoshen,meitouweicu,daizhejifenshenshiwendao:“fangjianlijiuniyigeren?”

“dui,jiuwoziji。zenmele?”jiangxiaoyudeshengyinhaidaizhegangshuixingdeshaya。

“womenzaisaohuang。”lingyimingzhianyuanliangleliangzhengjian,yuqiyansu,“chadaozheijianfangshiyigejiaoxumanmandenvrendengjide,tarenni?”

“bangwokaihaofangjiuhuijiale。”jiangxiaoyulonglelonglingluandeyiling,qingxinglejifen。

“banidezhengjiannachulaijiancha。niweishenmemeidengji?womenjiedaojubao,huaiyizheijianfangyoufeifajiaoyi,qingpeihe。”

jiangxiaoyuyouxiewunaidimochushenfenzhengdiguoqu,yibianjieshi:“woshizijishanglaide,qiantaiheloudaodouyoujiankong,nimendiaolaikanjiuzhidao,womeigenrenherenjiechuguo。”

jianchazhengjiandezhianyuanzaishouchishebeishangshualeyixia,querenwuwuhouchaotongshiyaoleyaotou,bashenfenzhenghailehuilai。wenhuadezhianyuanjianshizaizhaobudaokeyizhichu,zhihaobailebaishou:“xiexiepeihe,nijiezheshuiba。”

liangrenzhuanshenlikai,fangmenbeiqingqingdaishang。jiangxiaoyuyumendiqishensuohaomen,tanghuichuangshangguanledeng,quezaimeileshuiyi。

yiyewuhua。zaicixinglaishiyishicirizhongwu,jiangxiaoyuyongfangjianlidedianreshuiqishaolehukaishui,paolehefangbianmian,wangzheshengtengdereqifaqiledai。

taxiangqiyuanzhudeguowang:3suishimuqinqushi,9suishifuqinzaijianzhugongdiyiwaizhuiloushenwang,kaozhejianzhugongsijidefuxujin,henainaixiangyiweiming,kemingyunquemeifangguokumingren,shiliusuishinainaiqushi,qushiqiancaigaosujiangxiaoyutashiyigeguer,shibasuishikaoshangjingdouyisuosanliudaxue,kaozhebangongbanduaodaobiye。xianqianzaijingdouyigejianzhugongdishangban,houlaibeishangsipaiquzangnanxiusuidao。yuanbenyougejiaowangsanniandenvpengyoujiaoliuyue,shichaoyangyijiasiliyiyuandehushi。kesantianqian,tateyicongzangnanzuohuochehuijingdouxiangjitagejingxi,tuikaitajiamenshi,quezhuangjianshangsizhenghetatangzaichuangshang……yuanzhushoubulezheidaji,jingzaihouhaigongyuantiaolehu。erta,yigelaizidiqiudechushi,jiuzheimeyiwaichuanyuedaolezheijushentili。

rujindeta,wujiawuqin,koudailizhisheng237kuaiqian,yibupingmusuiliedeshouji,heshenshangzheitaoyifu——huotuotuoge“sanwurenyuan”。

“zheisabixitongyezhenshi……”jiangxiaoyutanlekouqi,“youqianbunengzijihua,lianwenbaodoukuaichengwenti,zheijiaoshenmechuanyuea。”

wangzhelouxiachuanliubuxidechelong,qianluxiangbeinongwuzhaozhu,kanbuqingfangxiang。tahuranxiangqizijiqianshidechushishouyi,huoxunengzhaogebaochibaozhudehuoer,zongbunengzuochishankong。

sanxiawuchuerchiwanpaomian,jiangxiaoyuchuaishangshoujihefangkaxialelou,suibianxuanlegefangxiangyanjiezou。lushangjianlebushaozhaopinqishi,heshidejiujinquwenliangju。kepaoleyizhengtian,mianshidefandian、canguanyaomeshuo“dengtongzhi”,yaomezhijiewanju,zhiyoukuaidi、meituanzheileitilihuoshuokeyisuishiruzhi。shoujishizhongjingqiaoqiaode,meidenglairenheyitongmianshitongzhi。

“xiangdangtouniumadoumeijihui。”jiangxiaoyuzichaodigoulegouzuijiao,huaqikuaiqianmailegebujiachangdejianbingdangwancan,zuozailubianhuatanshang,kanzhexingsecongcongdeluren。meigerenjiantousihudouyazhefannao,zhishijintiantadefannao,gewaichen。

buzhizende,tahuranxiangqidiqiugeshoumaobuyide《mumachengshi》,diaozizaixinlipanxuanzhe,renbuzhudishengchangleqilai:

“游历在大街和楼房

心中是骏马和猎场

最了不起的脆弱迷惘

不过就这样

……

zonghuiyougerenchengweinideyuanfang”

changdaoweijushi,jiangxiaoyuzaoyileiliumanmian,shengyindaizhenanyichajuedegengyan。zhouweibuzhiheshiweilexieren,bushaorenjuzheshoujiluxiang,jingtoulidetachenglelinshijiaodian,douyindeshangchuantishiyinzairenqunzhongyinyuexiangqi。jiangxiaoyuquehunranbujue,jikouchiwanshengxiadejianbing,zhanqishenwangsijijiudianzouqu。

huidaofangjian,shoujituranxiangle。taxinliyidong,yiweishibaitianmianshidedifanglailexiaoxi,diankaiquejianshihonglangmanjiadehaoyou——touxiangshizhituzideluoyuxinfalaixiaoxi:“**,nichifanlema?woshiluoyuxin~gejintianlaima?yaolaidehuawodengniya~”

“chile,jintianleile,zhunbeiwanhuiershoujijiushui。”jiangxiaoyuhuilexiaoxi,suishoudiankaidouyinshuaqishipin。

shualejigehou,tawuyijiandianjinyigejiao“lingchendexue”dezhubozhibojian。zaixianrenshubuduo,tingzai34ren。pingmulide**jiechuanyishenluolitagongzhuqun,zuozaiguangxianpianandexiaofangjianli,zhengjiangzheyigeshangcuofenbeiguichanshendexuanhuangushi。

jiangxiaoyutinglehuier,gushibusuantaikongbu,daizhedianqihuansecai。tabashoujichashangdian,quweishengjianchonglegezao,huidaochuangshangshi,zhubohaizaijixujiang。tatangzaichuangshangbishangyan,tingzheneiwenruandeshengyinzaierbianliutang,yishijianjianmohu,manmanchenrulemengxiang。

jiangxiaoyuchenzaimengxiangshi,tazailubianqingchangde《mumachengshi》yizaidouyinqiaoranfajiao。pinglunquxiangzhangchaobanyongmanleliuyan:

“fanbianquanwangdoumeizhaodaozheishouge,nandaoshiyuanchuang?”

“+1,tingyinshiqushilebabiandoumeijieguo,qiugaoqingwanzhengban!”

“‘tianwaiyoutianyouwuchang,shanwaiyoushanyoutaxiang,dielezhuanglexinhaishihuilaodifang’——zheijijuchuodewobizisuan。zaiwaishouleweiqu,bujiuzongduohuineijianxiaochuzuwutoutoukuma?kexishiqingchang,zayinlizangzhesuiju,tingderenzhuaxin。”

“xiaogekanzhezhenrangrenxinteng,dalengtiandunzailubiankenjianbing,beiyingliquanshigushia。”

“meitingjianma?gecilizangzhecuoguodeguniangni,jiushibuzhidaoneiguniangshishei……”

“‘weisuoyuweishiqingkuang,fangbushengfangshibeishang’——zheiliangjutaichuole!”

“qiangliejianyixiaogekaizhibo!wodiyigeshuaxiaoxinxin!”

“loushanggejuxiaole,wozhijieshuapaoche,xianranggechidunrehugaijiaofan!”

“hahahagaijiaofan?zheifanzhengjingbu?”

……

chaoyangyindesiliyiyuandehushizhan,liuyueganghuanhaohushifu,guimiwangxinjiupengzheshoujicouguolai,yanshenlidaizhediantanjiu:“nikanzheichanggede,shibushijiangxiaoyu?nimen……zhenfenle?”

liuyuedexinmengdiyijiu,qiangguoshoujidiankaishipin。jingtoulineirenzuoshouweizhishang,neimeitapeitatiaodeyinjiezhizhengfanzhelengguang——shita。yankuangshudijiurele,zhijianniezheshoujibianyuanweiweifazhan,tabashoujisaihuiwangxinshouli,shengyinfajin:“woquxiaweishengjian,duziteng。”

kuaibuduojingejian,tafanshousuoshangmen,zhandouzhediankaineitiaoshipin。shuxideshenyingdunzailubian,fengxianqitadeyijiao,geshenghunzhecheliushengpiaochulai,xianggenzhenqingqingzhazaixinshang。leishuizaiyebengbuzhu,shunzhelianjiawangxiatang,zazaishoujipingmushangyunkaiyixiaopianshuizi。

“zonghuiyougerenchengweinideyuanfangma?”taduizhexukongnannan,“neiwoshinideyuanfang,haishi……wuchang?”

guowangdesuipianyongshanglai:tashengchijianyongjitamaidediyizhikouhong,zangzaigongdianquanmaolidaihuilaideyangzi;tayebanhuijia,taguozhejundayizaiyiyuanmenkoudengta,hazhebaiqishuo“panipahei”;haiyouzuihouneitian,tazhuangkaimenshiyanlideguangsuidiaodeshunjian……tayaozhechun,yuanlaixinlineidiannianxiang,conglaimeiduanguo。

kugoule,taduizhejingzimodiaoleihen,shenxikouqizouchuweishengjian。wangxinhaizaihushizhandengta,jiantahuilaibianquan:“xiaoyue,jiangxiaoyuchangdezhenbucuo,shuobudingnenghuoni。yaoshihaiyouganqing,buru……”

liuyueyaozhexiachun,meijiehua,zhuanshenquzhenglishuyedan,zhijianquezaiweiweifazhan。

suchengdedanshengongyuli,leyaoxianzaibanjiudebuyishafali,zhijianhuazheshoujipingmu。chajishangduizhebanrengaodewaimaihe,toumingcanhelidecangenglengzhijielecengyoumo——xianrantayijinghaoxietianmeitachuguofangmen。

huran,pingmulipiaochuduandaizhezayindegesheng。shayadesangyinguozhefeng,changzhe“youlizaidajieheloufang,xinzhongshijunmaheliechang”,tadezhijiandunzhule。

zheixuanlv,zheici……xiangyougenxianchanshanglexinzang。tafanfutinglesanbian,turanzuozhishenzi,diankaizhuanfa,fuzhilianjieshuaijiweixinlide“ccjie”:“jietingtingzheige!nengbaciqufuyuanma?taijuele!”

jiudianfangjianli,weixinyuyindetishiyinmengdicipojijing。jiangxiaoyurouzhexingzhongshuiyanjieqi,shengyinhainianzheshuiyi:“wei,jiangxiaoyu。”

“**,nikandouyinlema?”shixumanmandeshengyin,daizhedianbuqueding,“woshuadaogechanggedeshipin,neirenchuandeyifu……gennihenxiang。nihaizaijiudianma?”

“douyin?”jiangxiaoyulengleleng,tacongbushangzheixieapp。huranxiangqijiudianjintiandaoqi,houjiegunlegun,daizhedianjucukaikou:“zhenghaonidadianhua,wo……woyoudianshixiangmafanni。”

“你说。”

“jiushi……wozheifangjianyaodaoqile,haimeizhaodaoxiachu,nengbuneng……”

huameishuowanjiubeixumanmandaduan,tadeshengyintingbuchuqingxu:“shiyaoxufangma?nichifanlemei?meichidehuazhongwuguolaiba,wojintianbushangban,dunlepaigutang。fanidingwei,guolaiyiqichi。”

“这……方便吗?”

“meishi,jialijiuwohehaizi。”tadunledun,buleju,“guoliangtianwoyeyaolikaijingdoule。”

“离开?”

“meishenme。niguolaiba。”

dianhuaguaduan,yitiaodingweijingenzhedanchulai,zaizhongxinyoueryuanfujin。jiangxiaoyugumozhedacheyaoershifenzhong,youxiangqidebanzhangyinxingkashishizhuanzhang,bianpaqilaixishu,bachongdianqichuaijindoulichulemen。

qiantaituifangshi,tuihui272yuanyajin——sitongfangbianmiankoule28yuan。jiashangdoulishengxiade180yuan,zonggong452yuan。xitonggangshuaxindeyiwanyuanjingjingtangzaiyueli,chendezheidianxianjinyufahansuan。

dachexianquledingweifujindelongxing,banlezhangkacunjinyiwanyuan,caiwangzhanboerqizou。daolexiaoqumenkou,tafaweixin:“wodaole。”

“16haolou2danyuan1501,zhijieshanglaiba,fankuaihaole。”

wenguomenweizhaodaoloudong,jiangxiaoyuzhanzai1501menkouqiaoleqiaomen。menhenkuaikaile,xumanmanchuanzhemibaisejujiafu,toufasongsongwanzainaohou,lianshangdaizhewenhedexiaoyi:“kuaijinlai。”

wulipiaozhepaigutangdexiangqi,shoushideganjingzhengjie,touzhegudandandeyanhuoqi。yigezhazhemaweibiandexiaonvhaicongketingpaochulai,yangzhexiaolianhaoqididaliangta,naishengnaiqidiwen:“mama,shisheiya?shibabahuilailema?”

xumanmanmolemonverdetou,roushengdao:“xiaoyueer,zheishijiangshushu,laihewomenyiqichifan。”

xiaoyueerzhalezhaheiputaosideyanjing,paodaojiangxiaoyugenqian,xiaoshoulazhutadeyijiao,shengyinlidaizhedianqieshengshengdeqidai,youzangzhedianchaohunianlingdedongshi:“jiangshushu,nizhenbushiwobabama?womenbantongxuedouyoubaba,jiuwomeijianguo。mamashuobabaquhenyuandedifangzhengqianyangwole。”

jiangxiaoyudexinxiangbeishenmeqingqingzhuanglexia,dunxialaibaoqita,xiaozherouleroutadetoufa:“xiaoyueerzheimeguai,huanyingshushulainijiachifanma?”

“huanyingya!”xiaoyueerlouzhetadebozi,shengyintiantiannuonuo,“mamashangbanhou,wozaijiakewuliaole。”

jiangxiaoyutaitoushi,zhengzhuangjianxumanmantingzhenverdehua,lianjiaweiweifanhong,meijieshishenme,zhuanshenjinlechufang,beiyingdaizhediancangcu。

canzhuopang,xumanmanjijiangxiaoyushenglewanpaigutang:“changchang,dunleyishangwu。”

tanglideyumihehuluobudunderuanlan,nuanyishunzhehoulongtangjinweili。jiangxiaoyuhuranxiangqiqianshi,zijiqizaotanheidianshao,queliangexiangyangdejiadoumeiyou。zheiyikekanzheduimianmunv,jingmomingshengchudianshewang——yaoshitazhennengshixiaoyueerdebaba,gaiduohao。

fanzhuoshang,xiaoyueerjijizhazhajiangzheyoueryuandequshi:sheiqiangletadejimu,laoshikuatahuahuazuibang,haiyouwushuishitoutoujixiaoxionggaibeizi……jiangxiaoyuhexumanmanbushibeitadouxiao,kongqilipiaozhenandedesongchi。

fanhou,xumanmanquchufangxiwan,xiaoyueerlazhejiangxiaoyuwanjimu,liangrenpazaiditanshangdachengbao,xiaoshengzhuangzaiqiangshang,youqingqingluoxialai。

wandaowuhou,xiaoyueerkunle,zijibaozhewanouqufangjianwushui。ketinglizhongyuanjingxialai,jiangxiaoyucuolecuoshou,youyuzhekaikou:“neige……xiaoyueerdebaba……”

“lihunle。”xumanmandeshengyinhenqing,“quguowaile,meizailianxi。”

jiangxiaoyuyishiyusai,zhijiankouzheshafadian,gangadizhuankaihuati:“duibuqi,bugaiwenzheige。wo……woyoudeliuluojietoule。”

“wozhidao。”xumanmancalecashou,“wandianbangnidingjiudian。”

“那……谢谢你。”

“zouba,chenhaizishuile,qufujinkankanjiudian。”tashuozhe,zhuanshenquxuanguannawaitao。