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danshisaiwengshimayanzhifeifu！
tajishitipangfeihuwanhuileyanmian，tiyizhizaoshoububanneiqunwangbadanbaiyanqilingdezaobanhuojimenchuleyikoueqi，bujinzaipangfeihuxinzhongdadajiafen，gengshirangzhupengchun，chengerniu，zhangxiaoqidengyiganzaobanyayidexinzhongchanshengganjijingpeidetongshifanqileweiyangbolan，rangtamenxingchengleyigecuojue。
zheigecuojuejiushiguoyezheixiaozicaishipangbantoudexinfudixiong，buranzenmepangbantouhuirucihuzhuta。
tongyang，zhupengchunzheixiaoziyexinzhongbuduanjianding，guoyedebeihoukendingzhanzhexianweigudaren，buranpingtazheigexiaoyayizenmequganmoqinweizheigeyibanbutoudelaohu**。
zaijiexialaidejitianrizi，guoyeyizhizaikuaileyutantezhongduguo。
kuaile，shiyinweizaobandixiongdoushitarushouzu，doujingtarupangbantoudefushou，zaobanxiaoerge。
tante，shiyinweitazhidaoxinchoujiuhenjiaozhiyiqi，ziyabibaodeqinweikendingbuhuishanbaganxiu，danshizheigebaofuqueshichichiweilai。
doushuodengdaiderizizuinanao，qishidengdaibaofuderizigengtamananao。
doushuobaofengyulailinzhiqiandeneigetianqizuiyayi，qishilimingzhiqiandeneifenheianzuirangrenjianao。
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raoshitalaizihoushi，jianguoduoshaofuheizhishu，tingguoduoshaoyinmouguiji，danshirujinzijiyiqiongerbaimeiyougenji，lianhaishoudenenglidouyaohujiahuwei，chuledeng，tabuzhidaozijihainengganxieshenme。
zheiyiriqingchen，guoyeyijiuanzhaolaoxiguan，zaichengerniudeqiaomenzhixiaqichuangchumen，ranhoutujing“zhenniangdouhuadian”louyiyanmeiyanwushuangdelaobanniangzhenniang，guoguoyanyin。zuihouchibaohezu，shouwotiechimaibuzaidajiezhishangqianwangdongmenkaichengmen，jinxingyitiandeshoushuigongzuo。
kerenhaimeidaodongmen，jiubeimanlianxuhandezhupengchunjixunmidaole。
zhupengchunhangchihangchichuanzhecuqijiangliangrenlanzhulequlu，ranhoulianshanghuangzhangdiduizheguoyehandao：“guoxiongdi，chushile，chudashile。”
嗡……
guoyenaoziyimengxinzhongyichen，haimeilaidejifanying，jiutingzhupengchunjidao：“pangbantouyijingzaixianyale，zhaojizaobandedixiongganjinhuiyamenyishi。”
出事了？
guoyebenlaijiutanteqinweidebaofu，xianzaitingzhechudashisangezidunshixinluanruma，lianchengerniudoumeidazhaohujiufeisubenwangxianyaerqu。
haichuzaineierfadaidechengerniuguaxixidiwendao：“neisha，chengmenbukaile？”
zhupengchunbaileyiyanzheigehanhuo，meihaoqidishuodao：“qitajixiangxiaqucuiliangzhengshuidedixiongzuoyejiuhuixianchengle，pangbantouyijinganpaibiededixiongzhishoudongmen，nibuyongguanle，ganjinhewolaozhuyiqihuixianyaba。”
shuozhe，yebuzhuailachengerniu，sayazichaozheguoyedebeiyingzhuiqu。
buyihuier，guoyejiuqichuanyuyudifeisupaojinleyamen。
qianjiaogenkuajinzaobandafang，houjiaogenzhupengchunhechengerniuyeweisuigandao。
yijindafang，chuleyilianyinchendepangfeihuwai，haiyoushoutoutuoganzhushou，zhangxiaoqi，ruanlaosan，qitasanlianggeyayiyedoushizaobanzhongren，yinggaishizuoyewanchengrenwuhuiyamendezaobandixiong。
guoyegubudeheqitajirendazhaohuheziwojieshao，jiuchongzhepangfeihucongmangwendao：“bantou，chushadashile？”
pangfeihuyixinglanshandibaibaishou，ranhoucetoukanxiangdunzaidishangyanmianaohuidezhangxiaoqi，nuqibuzhengditandao：“niwenzheigebuzhengqidewanyi。”
rujindeguoyeshendepangfeihuqizhong，youzaizaobanshilairenzhongshengmingqueqi，wenchulaidehuaziranyouyidingdefenliang。
zhijiantazoudaozhangxiaoqishenbianqingpaijixiaduifangjianbang，heshengwendao：“xiaoqixiongdi，daodichuleshashi？”
zhangxiaoqizhidaoguoyenaozihuozhuyiduo，suijikusangzhelianduizheguoyeshuodao：“zhiqianbantoupaiwoxiadongliuxiangcuiliangzhengshui，wobenxiangzhejirantiqianwanchenglerenwujiuxianhuichenglibaodaobei，yushijiujiangzhengshoulaideliangshidunfangzaidongliuxiangdeshaiguchangshangzanshijifangzhe，huitouzailahuixianli。kesheizhiwohuichenghaimeiyigelibai，zuorizaihuidongliuxiang，quefaxianshaiguchangshangdeliangshiquanbubuyierfeile。”
shuowan，youyanmiankuqiwawajiaodao：“wanle，zheicizhenwanle，yamenguidingmeinianxiaxiangcuiliangzhengshuiyici，zheidiuleshuiliangkeshidazuia。”
guoyeyitingdongliuxiangsangezi，xinlimeilaiyoudeyijin。
erqiezhangxiaoqiyemeishuocuo，diushishuiliangkebushixiaoshi，talaiyamendangchayebushiyitianliangtiande，duiyudatanglvliduoshaoyijingkaishishuxileyixie。
yamengongcharuodiushishuilianghuoshuiyin，zheiyijingshejidaodongyaoguozhigenben，zhaodatanglvlilaipan，anlvdangzhana！
jibianshichuyouyin，qingyoukeyuan，zuiciyeyaochongjunsaiwailiufangsanqianli。
zheichongjunsaiwaijiushifangzhuzaiyutujuejiaojiedebianjiangzhidi，liufangsanqianlijiushitianyahaijiaoqiongzhouzhidi，zheiyuzhanlijueyoushenmequbie？zuoyoudoushiyigesi。
kanlai，zhangxiaoqizheicizhenshimafanbuxiaole。
jiuzaizhangxiaoqiyanmiantongku，pangfeihuyilianyinchen，zaichangjimingyayitongliaozhangyuduantanzhishi，turan，guoyehaoxiangxiangdaoleshenme。
denghuier，dongliuxiang，dongliuxiang，nandaoshiqinweizheigewangbadanshidehuai？
dongliuxiangdelizhengshiliulaolai，erliulaolaiyuqinweiyoushiwengxudeguanxi。
zheiniantou，taipingshengshi，chuleshanfei，putonglaobaixingzenmegandongguanfudeshuiliang。
erqiezhenggedongliuxiangfangyuanbailigenbenmeiyoufeihuan，yezhiyoujiadingpuyizhongduodeliujiahewujiacaiyouzheigeshilinenggouzaiyiyezhijianjiangshaiguchangdeshuiliangquanbubankong。
zijiyuezhangwumaocaijiazhongliangcangmanman，erqieshizuyigeximingrujinlinseruguideshoucainu，genbenbuhuitingerzouxian，ganzheizhongdiaonaodaideshier。
shaiguchangdeshuiliangkebushizhiyouyidanbaishijin，zhishaoyeyouyibaishizhiduo，yishidengyushidouyuemobaijin，yibaishijiushiyiwanjinzuoyou，yiwanlaijindeliangshiduiqirujizuoxiaoshangao，putongrenjiajibianbandezouyemeidierdunjia。
zhiyouyigejieshi，neijiushiqinweianzhongsongyongliulaolaichenzhezhangxiaoqibuzaidongliuxiangzhishi，jiangshaiguchangdeliangshilianyetoukong。
答案呼之欲出！
gan，yiqiedoushiqinweizaibeihougaodegui。
erqie，zheiyejiujieshileqinweiweihezaishoulezijiyifanyanyuxiluozhihouqueyizhimeiyouzuochufanjibaofu。
zheisunzigenbenbushibubaofu，ershizhijielaiyicifudichouxindeduji，rangzaobansuoyoudixiongchibuledouzhezou。
guranzhangxiaoqinantaoyisi，liandaizhezhenggezaobandouyaozaodaoxianweigudarendezefa，shenzhipangfeihuzheigebantoudounanciqijiu。
hen，**hena，qinweizheizhaojianzhijiushiyizhaojuehujidefanban。
guoyeyueshixunsi，xinzhongyueshikendingzheishijiushiqinweizheigewangbadangaodegui。
xinzhongfenxidechabuduozhihou，guoyejiangzijidecaiceshuojilepangfeihuhefangzhongdeyayidixiongmenting。
guoyefenxidetoutoushidao，pangfeihuhezaichangzhurentingdelianliandiantou，yuetingyuexiangshineimehuishi。
daideguoyejiangwan，zhangxiaoqimozhebitibatuijiuwangfangwaipaoqu，pangfeihuhewendao：“nixiaoziganshaqu？”
zhangxiaoqigengyanzhesangzi，huqidao：“wozhaoqinweizheigewangbadanlilunqu，zheigeheixinzei，rifangyefang，jiazeinanfang。wofeidangzhongchuochuanzheigewangbadandeheixinji。”
“糊涂！”
“不可!”
pangfeihuheguoyetongshiduizhezhangxiaoqizuduandao，zhitingguoyeyouduizhechengerniuhandao：“erniu，qu，baxiaoqijiwoenxialai，bierangtahuailedashi。”
chengerniuyizhiyuguoyexiangchushenhuan，erqiejingguojijianshizhihou，duiguoyedehuadangzhenshiyantingjicong。
tingzheguoyefenfu，chengerniuerhuabushuoyigepushenshangqianzhijiejiangzhangxiaoqiyadaozaidi，ranhoujiangtaenzhu。
haibudaizhangxiaoqizhangkouzhiwen，guoyeduizhewuzhongzhurenjieshidao：“qianwanbuyaojingdongleqinwei，xiangfan，womenhaiyaobiaoxianchuyifuhenjinghuangdemoyang，buranzheipiliangshijiuyongyuanyebiexiangnahuilaile。”
pangfeihuduizhechengerniuhuihuishou，ranhoujiangzhangxiaoqilacheqilai，shuodao：“nizheigeguawazizendejiuneimechenbuzhuqi？xianzaimingbaizheshiqinweiyaokenghaiwomenzaoban，nihailengwangtaneierchongqu，nixiangxiangkan，nizheimeyidong，chulerangqinweizhidaowomenyijingzhixiaotashimuhouheishou，hainengyoushenmeyongchu？”
zhangxiaoqishihoulengjinglexialai，xinluanruma，zheizhuanyanjiuyaodiaonaodaile，zenmecongrongbupodexiaqu？
suijikuiranyitan，zhaoleyigeqiangjiaogalabaotoudunlexialai，buzhutanqi。
qitajigeyayidingzhepangfeihu，dengdaizhetaxiadazhuyi。
chengerniuhanshengdao：“bantou，nishuozabanba？”
ganzhushoujixuyifudiaosiguidemoyangkanlepangfeihuyiyan，ranhoudixianaodaibushuohua，fanzhenglingdaorangganshajiugansha，biedezhuyitayebuhuichu。
zhiyuzhupengchun，jiubisuoyouzaichangyayidouyaolaideyundanfengqing，yilianqingsongdikanzheguoye，fangfozhidaotiandalemimiyiban，yuqifeichangzixindishuodao：“zheiyoushade？buxingjiurangguoxiongdizhaoyixiaxianweigudarenqiuqiuqingbei。xianweidarenyishenglingxia，qinweihaiganzaicongzhongshihuaima？”
zheihuayichu，guoyelimazhidaoyaohuaicai。
tanalirenshishenmexianweigudezhao，zhiqianwufeijiushijieshieryi。
rangtaquzhaoxianweidarenminglingqinweihaihuiliangshi，zheibushirangtachuchouchuyangxiangma？
xinlinumazhupengchunzheixiaozizuiqiandetongshi，yehuanguleyixiapangfeihuhezaichangyayideyinqieyanshen，tebieshizhangxiaoqineichongmanshuguangdeshuangmou。
naozhongzhuyifeisupanxuan，zuihouyaoyaoyajieshidao：“cishizhaoxianweidarenjueduibutuo。”
pangfeihuyiwendao：“weihe？”
guoyekuxiaodiyaoleyaotou，shuodao：“zheibujiushigaosuxianweidaren，zanmenzaobandedixiongbanshibuli，nongdiuleshuiliangma？”
pangfeihulianseyizhi，buzijuedidianqiletou，xinzhongtandao，shia，zijishixianweidarentibade，ruguoxiangxianweidarenqiuqing，bujiushigaosuxianweidarenzijinenglibuzu，zaobanzaizijidelingdaoxiayitahutuma？
butuo，queshibutuo，feichangdadadebutuo。
danshichulezheiyang，youhaiyoushenmebanfani？
guoyewendao：“liyayunliangshiruyamenliangcanghaiyoujitianshixian？”
pangfeihukanleyanzaoyishiquxinxindezhangxiaoqi，shuqilianggenshouzhi，tandao：“haiyouliangtian。”
guoyebaichezheshouzhitou，duizhepangfeihuqingshengshuodao：“huoxuzhiyouzheimebanle，yunqihaodehua，xingxuhainengzhaohuidiushideliangshi。”
yishengluoba，zaichangshashijijing！
唔？
pangfeihuhezaichangyiganyayizaicijiangmuguangningjudaoleguoyeshenshang，tebieshizhangxiaoqi，shuangyanbengfachuxiwangdeshuguangzaicixiongxiongranqi……
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