dongfanghuazhuoxiaodengke，kubi**sishuishufang。
guoyezaijimokongxulengdeshufangduguoletachuanyueyilaidediyiye，tongshiyezaishufangduguoletarenshengzhongdediyicidongfanghuazhuye。
kexikexi，qiufengqiuyuqiusaren，weiwoguoyezuikubi。
shufangnei，guoyeguozhezuoyechunxiangsonglaidebeiziquansuochengyituanjiuzheimeshuileyiye，huanhuanzhengyanxinglai，tanainaide，yaosuanbeitenghunshendoubuzizai。
zhengdangguoyexiangzheqishenshenshenlanyaohuodonghuodongxiaogeboxiaotuizhishi...
突然，
congshufangwaitouyinyuechuanlaiyizhennumapaoxiaozhisheng，guoyezixilingtingxia，zheishengyinmaosicongwujiaqianyuanketingfangxiangchuanlai。
shengyinyouxiejianruishaya，xiangshigexiaonianqingerrendeshengyin。buguozheixiaonianqingernumapaoxiaodeneirongjiulingguoyeyouxietingbuxiaqule。
“wulaotou，jintianniyaobushuochugezichouyinmaolai，woliuamangjiubuzoule。”
“shenmezhaozhuinaxu，nisuisuibianbianzhaogehapiguawazilaihunongwoliujiabucheng？”
“xiuxiuxiaojie，yigedianhujiadewaziyoushahaoxihande，niganjinbatajixiule，jiajiniliujiagegewo，haohaoxiangfuyo。”
“shenme？nibutongyi？hao，nirangguojiawazigunchulai，gelaozide，wodaoshiyaokankan，daodishishenmeyangdelaihama，qiaolewoliuamangjijiangdaozuidetianerou。”
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mabi，shufangzhongceerqingtingdeguoyeyuetingyuebushiziwei，zheitamadouqifudaolaolaojialaile，nandaozheigehunqiujiushiwuxiuxiuzuilishuodeneigeliuamang？
zeze，meixiangdaozuotiangangtiwujiabeileheiguo，jintianliujiajiuzhaoshangmenlaile，kuairuheixuanfeng，laidezhengoukuaideya。
guoyeannazhexingzi，gaojiezijibiechongdong，suoxingduozaishufangliguisuobuchu，jiangshenshangdebeizizhongxinguoleguo，dunangdao：“erbicaihuiqiangchutou。”
kejiuzaiguoyebuzhunbeitanzheitanghunshuizhishi，erbianqueyouchuanlaiwuxiuxiuduiliuamangdelenghesheng。
“liuamang，nichenzaosilezheitiaoxinba！nimenliujiashangxiashenmedexingwohaibuzhidaoma？bieyiweinimenliujiadadeguixinsiwobuzhixiao，heng，benxiaojiebianshijiazhujiagou，zhaozhuiyigeershaziyebuhuichenglenimenliujiadexin。”
jinjiezhe，youchuanlaizhenzhenliuamangedudezhoumazhisheng。
wuxiuxiuzheihuabujinlingliuamangtiaojiaozhouma，tongshiyechediremaoleshufangzhongdeguoye。
tanainaide，wuxiuxiu，niyetaitamaqifurenle。
shenmejiaojiazhujiagou，zhaozhuiyigeershazi？
ganqingxiaogezainixinliyagenerjiushigezhugouburudeershazia？
wokao，zheitanghunshuixiaogehaizhentandingle。
daolezheishihou，guoyesuanshichedidedonglexinhuo，nandaozhuixujiuzheigedaiyu？kao，laozijintianfeixiongqiyibarangnimenqiaoqiao。
dadingzhuyi，guoyeshuadeyixiajiangbeizixianfanzaidi，ranhouchuanqixielvzhenglezhengfutou，lvshunshenshangshuidezhezhoudebushan，shenxiyikouqi，erhoudayaodabaizouchushufang，chaozhewujiaqianyuandeketingfangxiangzouqu。
zheiyike，taganjuezijixiongxinwanzhang，jiuweigenwuxiuxiuzheixiaoniangmenzhengshangyikouqi，buxiangrangwujiashangxiakanbian。
zheiyike，taganjuezijikongmingfuti，tadingyaopingjiesancunbulanzhishefeibituineigehunzhangdeliuamang。
shenmegoupilizhengdeerzi，chongqiliangjiushiqiongxiangpirangdexiaopizi，nimeide，nilianguanerdaidousuanbushang，nidesegeqiu！
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guoyexiongjiujiuqiangang，chuanguowujiadazhanglang，jinganmangansuanshilaidaoleqianyuandeketingmenkou。
gangyizoudaomenkou，jiukanjianjigeyahuanhepuyiduozaiketingwaidegegejiaoluotoutouguanchazheketingneideqingkuang，guoyejianzhuang，xinzhongbujinhaoxiao，zheibaguadangwulunheshihedi，doushiwuchubuzaia。
guoyeshangqianjibu，gangxiangzoujinketing，quebeiguanjiafuboshenshoulanzhu，zuzhulequlu。
tabumingsuoyiyihuodikanzhefubo，zheishinaonayang？
fubojiangguoyelachedaoleyigewurendejiaoluo，qingshengquandao：“guyenizheishigansha？zheiliujiaderenlaizanmenwujiazhimingdaoxingdeyaojianni，mingbaizhejiushixiangjiejinaoshili。nikebunengjinqu，yijinqujiushiroubaozidagou，youquwuhuili。”
guoyetingzhefubodebiyu，zhenxinlaiqi，ganqingnimenwujiashangxiayagenerjiumeirenzhengyanqiaoguoxiaoge？
qianmianyouwuxiuxiushuowoshiershazi，fuboniyigeguanjiayebawokanbian，shuowoshiroubaozi？
kao……
guoyezhenxiangduizhefubobigezhongzhi，qinqiewenhouyixiata。
danshikanzhezheigemanlianzhezidelaotouduitayeshichuyuguanxin，yejiumeiyoutaiwangxinliqu，baibaishouwanjulefubodehaoyi，langshengdao：“pagemao，rensiluanchaotian，busiwanwannian。wojinergefozhengyizhuxiang，jiushiyaorangwujiashangxialiliwaiwaidouzhidaowoguoyeyeshigedaibaerdehaoerlang。”
fubotingbaguoyedehua，poweichayi，guyeyanyucubidanshitingzhehaizhenshitingdaijingerde，buguozheiliujiazaidongliuxiangkezhenbushishenmeshannanxinnv，tebieshilizhengliulaolai，neikeshiyinsundelaojiahuo，lianlaoyedouyaoyinweitalizhengdeshenfen，gujisanfen。
xiangjicichu，fuboyuyanzaixiangquanzhuguoye。
sheizhiguoyeshiwangbachichengtuo，tielexin。jintianfeiyaohuiyihuizhengzaiketingneisapodeliuamangle。
zhijianguoyehaiweidengfubozaishuohua，zhijiechongzheketingchuangqu，shangqianjibuhouyouzhuantouduishenhoudefubocanlanyixiao，shuodao：“fubo，buyongdanxin，woziyoubanfaduifuzheigeliuamang。”
shuowanzhihou，touyebuhuijingzhichaozheketingzouqu。
shenhoudefubojianzheguyezheifenqipohedanliang，xinlixunsidao，qishiguyezheirenyebulai。
噌噌噌...
sanbubingzuoliangbuzou，maiguomenjian，guoyechuangjinleketing。
yanjingsuiyizheimeyisaoshi，ketingzhishangzuozheyigefutaidelaotou，shenchuanhesechouzimianliaodepaozi，liansebuyudizigupengbeihecha。guoyebuyongcaiyezhidao，zheipanglaotoujiushitadeyuefu，wujiazhurenwumaocai。
wumaocaishenhouzhanzheyigelianhanshaqishenqingruobingfengdemeinv，kebujiushizijidejialaopowuxiuxiume。
zhiyuketingyoucezuozaiyizishangqiaozheerlangtuidehengzhexiaoqueryanjingpiezheguoyedexiaozi，yinggaijiushilizhengzhiziliuamangle。
qishibuyongtuice，kanzuozhedeliuamangshenhouzhanzhelianggejiadingmoyang，luzhexiuzi**dashoudexiaren，xianrancirenzhengshiliuamangwuyi。
zixidaliangleyiyanliuamangzheixiaozi，ershilangdangsui，chuanzhechouzimianliaodezhangpao，fuxidisiyaodai，daoyeyoudianwankuzidideweidao。
liuamangzheixiaoziwuguanpingping，shuobushanggaofushuai，danhaodaiyeshiyicunzhizhangyixiangzhizhangdeerzijibianbushiguanerdai，zenmezheyenenggenfuerdaicengzhebianer，yuaiqiongcuosangezigenbenshijueyuande。
keshi，guoyezaizaizixiyidaliang，wodegetian，nanguaiwuxiuxiuzheixiaoniangpiningkejiajiehun，ningkejiazhujiagoudoubujialiuamangle。
这尼玛怎么嫁？
liuamangzheixiaozijingranzhangleyitoudasuanbi，erqiehaishicumaobikongchaotianneiyangdedasuanbi，ruguoyeliheidengxiahuocucuyichou，haiyiweishizhubajietoutaizhuanshilaile。
kao，jingranzhangchengzheifusunyang，guoyejianzheliuamangzheixiaozidedexing，zixinxinshunjianbaopeng，momozigeerdelianjia，xiaogedejunqiaojueduinengmiaoshazheizhubizichadacongdewanyi。
zhangdechoubushinidecuo，danshi**chulaiherenjiubuduile。
guoyexinlibujinchuaice，liuamangzheixiaozihexifandeshihoushidaodishiyongzuibachini，haishiyongbizilaixini？
nandaogenzhuchishiyiyang，hangchi...hangchihangchi...
“haha...”
yixiangdaozheier，guoyebuyoulele。
唰唰唰...
xiaoshengluoba，ketingquanchangdezhuyiliquanbujizhongdaoleganggangzoujinlaideguoyeshenshang，buguozhongrenfanyingbuyi，jinbuxiangtong。
yuefuwumaocaiweiweichayi，jiangyanshencongshouzhongchabeishangzhuanyidaoleguoyezheigejianvxudeshenshang。
吴秀秀呢？
suiranchayi，danshigengduodeshiyouxiebunaifan，xunsizhe，zheigejieguyanernilaiganma？zheibushitianluanlaidema？
danshitayemeiyoushuohua，ershixinlipansuanzheruhejiangliuamangzheitaoyandechouchongquchuwujia。
daoshiliuamang，hangchihangchixileliangkoucuqishuangshouchayaocongyizishangzhanleqilai，yangtouxieshiguoye，qingmiedixiluodao：“nijiushiwujiazhaozhuideneigedianhuzhizi？”
guoyetongkongweisuo，xinzhongfubian，zhangkoudianhu，bikoudianhu，dianhunimeia，dianhuzhaonirenile，nigetianpengyuanshuaizhubajie。
danshiguoyechongrubujing，youliyoujiebuzhikefoudidianlediantou，chengrenzijijiushiwujiadenvxu。
jianzheguoyechengren，liuamangdunshilailejinger，luqixiuzizhizheguoyedebizipokoumadao：“haonizheitoulaihama，yebudianliangdianliangzijidefenliang，yemenzuibiandetianerouyeshininengdiaodema？nandaonibuzhizaidongliuxiangdeyimusanfendijieershang，liujiadagepentidounengrangniguojiadepomaowuxianfanlefanggaima？”
“wokao！”erzibuyoucongguoyezuibiantuokouerchu。
liuamangaliuamang，nitaniangyigecunzhangjiadeguawazi，guanerdaidousuanbushang，shisheijinizheimebuyaoliandediqi？nandaoshirenzhijianzewudima？xiaoxinfengdashanleniyadeshetou。
guoyetingzheliuamangzheifanjiansuankebodehuayu，pieleyanliuamangshenhouneilianggejiadingzougoubuxiedeyanshen，zaikanlekanwuxiuxiuhewumaocailiangrenyouxiepazijizhaojiabuzhuliuamangdeduoduobiren，fanerhuitiwujiadiefendiurendeshenqing，guoyeyunniangxujiudexiaoyuzhouzhongyubaofa。
guoye，youshoutaiqi，shuqiyizhi，shizhi！
shuqideshizhiqingqingzuoyouyiyao，erhougaibianfangxiangzhizhideyiyangyangdeliuamang，yongyizhongwushideyanshenlouleyiyanduifang，xiluodao：
“dayanbucandewanyi，nagewangbadankudangmeiwuzhu，pianpianbanijiloulechulai？”
什么？
wokao！haigangenwojiaoban？
liuamangyitingzheihua，liansezhangruzhugan，qideyingfengsesefadou，shunshichongzheshenhoudelianggejiadingzougoudaleyijiyanse。