shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《wozhendezhishigemanhuajia》,leishuyudoushishenghuoticai,zhurengongshibaiyikexin,xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuojingyuzhongdefeiwujing。gushineirongfengfuduoyang,chongmanjingxiyuciji。“+1,ganjueshiwenxuexidexueshengzi!”“alaiyegaoshenmea,weishenmebuxuanguoneizuilihaidewangqiudandaxuanshouzhumoumouni?”“jimeimen,zhei……
tiankongzhongchuxianlejudadezhibotianmu,wanrushenji。
tongshiquanqiudedianzishebeizhongdouchuxianleyigetianmuzhiboruanjian。
128geguojiaxuanshouhuijuzaibeizhanquzhong,
然后,
zaojiupobujidaidegeguoyonghufenfenyongjinzhibojian,zhaoxungeziguojiaxuanshou。
yishijian,zhibojianneigeguodanmuhengfei:
“hahaha!woshidiyigefadanmude!lishihuijizhuzheiyike!”
“wolaile,wolaile!”
“zheijiushixinshidaidechuanma?”
“bangziguotianxiadiyi!”
“wa!zheibeizhanqushizaiciyuankongjianma?”
选手也很好找,
meigexuanshoudezuoweiqianshiguojiamingzi+xuanshoumingzi。
zaiyizhongdejirouyundongnanzhong,
zhangdesisiwenwen,shujuanqihenzhongdebaiyifeichangtuchu。
longguodeguanzhongdiyishijianjiufaxianleqingkuangbumiao:
“***?
zenmeganjuezanmenjiadexuanshouhuafengbudui?”
“neishenyifumeikancuodehua,shibushiyanjingdaxuedexiaofu???”
“nimeikancuo,zheihaishigexueshenga!”
“+1,ganjueshiwenxuexidexueshengzi!”
“alaiyegaoshenmea,weishenmebuxuanguoneizuilihaidewangqiudandaxuanshouzhumoumouni?”
“jimeimen,zheixiaogegehaoshuaia,getdaowole!”
“nengbunengdashang,woyaojixiaogegeshuahuojian!”
“fanquannengbunengguna,zheidounengfenshang?”
“suiranbudebuchengrentabiwoshuaileyidiudiu,
dannengbunengkaolvxiazheishiwangqiubisai!bushixuanshuaidasai!”
longguoguanzhongmenzaiganjueqingkuangyouxiebuduihou,xunsukaishiguanchaqitaguojiadexuanshou。
juedaduoshuguojiaxuanshoushengaoyimibaduo,shenshangchuanzhewangqiuyundongdeduankuduanshan,
***dexiaotuiheshoubeishangdejirouxiantiaomingxian,chongmanlilianggan。
jibianshiwaixingren,yenengkanchuzheixiexuanshoubuguanwangqiushuipingzenmeyang,qimayundongnengliburuo。
gengbieti,yijingyouwangqiuquanneidalaokaishikepuzheixierendedixi。
shijiewangqiupaimingdiyidenuowake、
shijiewangqiupaimingdisandedannier、
yigeyouyigezhiyewangqiugaoshoubeidajiarenlechulai。
shuangtouyingguoguanzhong:“hahaha!nuowakecansai,sheiyuzhengfeng,zheiciguanjunshiwomendele!”
douniuguoguanzhongbiaoshibufu:“sheiyingsheishuhaibuyiding,dangnianyaobushikaluosifushang,jueduishiwangqiudiyiren!”
maoxiongguoguanzhongyelaicanzhan:“nuowakeyijinglaole,shenglishishuyuwomenmaoxiongguode,kaluosijiayou!”
“...”
haiweikaida,geguoguanzhongjiuyijingzhengchaoleqilai,fenfenshuozijiguojiadewangqiuxuanshoushilishizuiqiangde。
longguowangyoukanlekanzheixiedanmu,youkanlekanzijiaxuanshouyishenxueshengzhuang,zhinendeyangzi,renbuzhukaishitucao:
“zheibugongpinga!bieguodedoushixiewangqiuzhiyegaoshou,zanmendezenmeshigexueshenga!”
“zanmenalaiyegaoshenmea!”
“jiushijiushi,bieguoxuandedoushiwangqiuzhiyexuanshou,womenzashigexueshenga。”
“duia!zaixianzaizheizhongyingshijiaoyutixixia,xueshengnengyoujigetiyuhaode?”
“youmeiyoukeneng,tashitiyusheng?huajibiaoqing”
“youmeiyoukeneng,jibianshitiyushenggenshijiezhiyexuanshoudechajuyedadelipu?”
“zenmekandouwandanlea!”
“woca,buhuishanglaijiuyilunyouba!”
“GG!”
“完了!”
“......”
zaigenbieguodongbudongjiushishijiewangqiuzhiyegaoshouduibihou,
longguoguanzhongyipianbeiguan,zenmekandoumeiyouyingdexiwang。
benlaihaizhiwangqugehaomingci,kanzheiqingkuangnengbubeiyiluntaotaijiushichenggong。
xiaoshuo《guoyun:wozhendezhishigemanhuajia》disanzhanghuafengbuyiyangdelongguodexuanshou!shidujieshu。
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