longguozhibojianzheicidezhuchirenshiguoneiwangqiuzhumingjieshuojunlehekexin，haiyouguanfangzhuchixiaoke。
“哈喽，大家好！”
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“zheicijiuyouwomensanrenweidajiajieshuosaishi。”
sanweizhuchirenanzhaoguanlizuolexiajieshao，wangyoumenyouxiedengbujile。
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zuozaizhongjiandekexinkanleyanhengfeidedanmu，
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junlejiehuadao：“meicuo，xiamianjiurangxiaokejieshaoxiadaibiaowoguocansaidexuanshou。”
弹幕：
“biefeihuale，kuaikaishiba！”
“废话太多了！”
cishilongguowangyoumenhaishibaoyouwanfenzhiyidexiwangde，
xiwangzheishiyigewangqiushilibucuodebuchumingxuanshou。
sanrenzhongxiaokenandeyibenzhengjingdekaishijieshao：
“daibiaowomenguocansaidebaiyixuanshou，
年龄18岁，
yanjingdaxuewenxuexihuihuazhuanyedayisheng。
**漫画家，
daibiaozuo《longzhu》《huoying》《wangqiuwangzi》dengdeng。”
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youbianshigerenxinxi，baokuozaidaxueqijianhuodedeyouxiujiangxiang、daibiaozuodengdeng。
zheigegerenziliaoyichu，dunshiwangyoumenjiuzhale：
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laodaa，zheilengshimeiyouyigegenyundongxiangguandejiangxianga！”
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“...”
“完蛋了啊！”
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yipangdelaoyoutiaokexinyekaishibangqiang：
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jibianduimanhualingyuyidianbulejiedejunle，yelianliandiantou：“kexinshuodedui！”
yishijian，sanweizhuchirenjiujibaiyiquedinglerenshe：youxiudaxuesheng，shigerencai。
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