xiaoxiaojiuweiwomendailaileyibujingcaidechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《wozaihonghuanggaochuanxiao，zhushengbeihuyouquele》，zhujiaojiangchenhongyundegushidiedangqifu，rangrenpengfudaxiaoyouluolei。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijizhiyoumodeduibaihekourenxinxiandeqingjiexiyinlewushuduzhe。zhiyaojianlijiaohui，duhuazhongsheng，zhaoren，laren……chuanbochuanxiaodadao，jiunenghuodeqiyunzhi。budandanshijiangchenlarenkeyihuodeqiyunzhi，tajiaozhongde……。
zhubatianhuangkongzhiji，xinlishiwantou**benteng。
nidayede，youzheishili，nidoushenmejini？
搁着扮猪吃老虎呢？
kunkunyejingebuyi，tawanwanmeiyouxiangdao，zijiganggangjingranwangtushoufuyiweitaiyijinxianweixiaodi！
yaozhidao，taiyijinxianyutaxiongzhangtongjibie，shilishenbukece。
xianzaihuixiangqilai，zijizhenshidandawangweia！
ermianduiwufapididediren！
zhubatianxinzhongsuirankongju，danweilehuoxiaqu，tanengqunengshen！
扑通一声！
zhubatiandangjiguixiaqiuraodao：“qian......qianbei，anyouyanbushitaishan，maofanlenin，duoyoudezui，qingninraoanyiming！”
kunkunqiangshi，zhubatianbeiqiling！
zhubatianqiangshi，kunkunbeienzheda！
rujin，jiangchenqiang，zhubatianweilehuoxiaqu，yezhideqiuraogouhuo。
zhei，bianshihonghuangdeshengcunfaze！
弱肉强食！
……
话说。
neizixiaogongzhong，hongjunzhengzaikaishijiangdao。
kaijiangqian，tazhitichuyigeyaoqiu！
“法，不传六耳！”
zhongrentinghousuiranyilianmengbi，danyesidongfeidongdediandiantou：“jinzunshengrenfazhi。”
而此时。
honghuangdadishang，yigezhangzheliuzhierduodeshenglingyinshilibuzu，wufadidatianwaitianqulingtingshengrendadao，suoyitazhunbeishizhantianfushentongqutouting。
cishengling，zhengshineihunshisihouzhiyideliuermihou。
qitianfushentong，shantinglingyin，nengchadadao，kekuiwanfa。
六耳猕猴正偷听呢。
turantingdaodaozuzheijuhua，zhenggeshenquyizhan，jinjiezhecanjiaoyisheng，mengdituchuyikouxianxue，ranhoudaofeilechuqu。
“shengren……nihaohenxindea！”
……
diyicijiangdao，hongjunjiangdeshidaluojinxiandedao。
“daluozhe，buzaisanjiezhong，tiaochuwuxingwai，busibumie……”
zhongrenwubutingderuchiruzui。
weichengdaluozhe，zixitingjiang，wangnengyousuolingwu，tupozhigu。
yichengdaluozhe，renzhenfuxi，kewanggengjinyibu，zaichuanghuihuang。
“hahaha……yuanlaishizheiyang！yuanlaijingranshizheiyang！”
youtaiyijinxiantingzhetingzhe，jiuturanwule。
“yuanlaidaluojinxiandedao，youwanqianxuanmiao，hainenglingwuyisifazeyiqiangzishen……”
youdaluojinxiantinghou，zongjiechuxindeganwu，gengjinyibu。
zhongrenantan，zheibianshishengrenma？
zhishisuibianyikaikou，jiurangrenyousuowu、yousuode！
zheidoudideshangwannianshenzhishuwanniandekuxiule！
不愧是圣人啊！
napashisanqingnvwazheixiedaluojinxianzhongdejiaojiaozhe，yeconghongjundejiangdaozhongganwudaobuxiaodehaochu。
kenengweiyouzhuntijieyin，yiliandewuqu……
靠！
讲的什么玩意。
haiburujiangchenshixiongsuojiangdechuanxiaodadaoni。
zhiyaolijiaozhaoren，jiyiwanxinyangzhiliyuyishen，yixinyangzhilisuzaojinshen，jiunengqingsongchengjiuwushangchuanxiaodadaoguowei。
“haizhenshiyouxiewuliaoa……”
zhuntimaozheyao，yibianzeixixidikanzhegaotaizhishangdehongjun，yibiantoutoukoubishi，haibabishimozaileputuanshang。
准提道人
本来嘛。
zheikouyiciliangcimeishenme，dantayuetingyuewuliao，yuewuliaojiuyuexiangkou。
yushi，zaijiexialaideshunianli。
zhuntiwuliaodekouxialebushaobishi，haiquanbujiangqimozailezuoxiadeziseputuanshang。
zuizhongjuranxingchengleyigehendadebishituan……
erzheigebishituanyouyuchangnianlingtinghongjunshengrendedaoyin，jingranmanmandechanshenglelingzhi！
dangran，zheishihouhua，zanqiebubiao。
hongjunjiangdao，koutujinlian，daoyunmantian：“angennimenshuoa！xiangyaosanhuajuding，wuqichaoyuan，chengjiudaluojinxian，chuquekuxiuzhiwai，haiyaokanzishenduidadaodelingwu……”
zhishitadekouyin，sihuyouxieguaiguaide！
niyiweitazuoweihonghuangdiyishengren，kaikoubikoudoushibenzuohuozhewuma？
niyiweitacengzuoweihundunmoshen，jiushineizhonggaolengbaqishizude**renshema？
错了！
大错特错了！
tahongjunkebushizheizhongrenshe。
而是……
“mamapi，tiange，zheijiangdaotaimafanle！yaobunihuangerenma？anganzhenbulai！nihairanganjitamenjiangsanci，meicisanqiannian，hegongjiuqiannian，zheitemenengbaankoushuidoujiangganle！”
hongjunyibianjiangdao，yibianquezaixinlitucao。
nengrangzheiweigujindiyishengrenhantiangede！
chuleneihonghuangtiandao，hainengyoushei？
tingdaolehongjundetucao，tiandaohuiyingdao：“xiaojuna！haohaojitamenjianga！buranniyiweiwurangnichengshengshiganmade？kendingshirangnizaofuzhongshengdea！”
“zaishuole，niyebuxianghuidaohundunliquba？”
tingdaohoumianneiyiju，hongjunxinzhonglianlianyaotou：“buxiang，anbuxiang！niangxipide，sheiaiquhundunsheiqu，neidifangluandeyipi！dangniananjiuzhishizaihundunzhongdagedun，quechadianrangrenkansile！”
“zaihundunzhong，xiangshuigeanwenjuedounan！”
“anzaiyebuyaohuidaohundunneizhongpodifangqule！”
“haishihonghuanganshenga！xiangshuidaoshashihoujiushuidaoshashihou！”
tiandaohuidao：“jiruci，neijiuhaohaojiwujiangdao，yehaojinkuaibuquanwudiushidetiandaobenyuan。wuruobuquan，zheihonghuangzhongshengjieyoudanana！xiaojuna……nikederenzhendian，mingbaima？”
hongjunwunaidedao：“deledele，anzhixiaole！ninzheihuaantinglebuxiabaibashicile，kuaibieshuole！”
tiandao：“kao，nixiaozixianzaiganzheimeduiwushuohua？shibushizhengdaochengsheng、yongyouhefadehonghuangshenfenhou，piaolea？kebiewangle，zheiyiqieshisheijinide？”
hongjunheiheixiaolexiao：“nagana！annengyoujintian，doushitiangedegonglao！dangnianninlaorenjiayijichusihai，bujinjingandiaoleluohouzheigedahuohai，haikengshaleyinyangheqiankun，zuihouhaiganzouleyangmeineixiaozi，zhenshigaominga！”
tiandao：“ng，nizhidaojiuhao！xiaojuna，zheimeduohundunmoshenzhuanshi，wuzhisuoyixuanzeni，jiushiyinweiwukanhaoni！haohaogan，tingdaomei？buyaogufulewudeyipiankuxin。”
hongjundiandiantoudao：“mingbai，tiangenijiufangxinba！haole，bugennichedanle，anyaorenzhenjitamenjiangdaole！”
“嗯……”
zheiliangweideduihua，xiangjileshangsijixiashuhuadabing！
话分两头。
猪霸天那头可惨了。
youyutaganggangduijiangchenshuohuataiguoxiaozhang，suoyijiangchenyagenmeidasuanrangtahaoguo。
jibiantaqiurao，yebuxing。
“xiabeizibiezheimexiaozhang，laishizuogehaorenba！”
jiangchentaishoujiangyidaofalidaruzhubatiandetinei。
“a……ni……nibudehaosi！”
zhubatiancanjiaoyishenghou，roushenqingkebengmie，zhiyuxiayisizhenling。
erneisizhenling，chaozheyoumingxuehaidefangxiangfeiqu。
youyucishiliudaolunhuiweixian，honghuangneixiesiqudezhenling，jibendouhuichaozheyoumingxuehaidefangxiangfeiqude。
yinweiyoumingxuehaizhongyouzheyizhongduizhenlingshifenteshudexiyinli。
danjutishishenmedongxi，zheigedaan，huoxuzhiyoutiandaoheshengrenzhidaoba。
kanzhezhubatiandeyisizhenlingliqu，jiangchenbingmeiyouganjinshajue！
wanwu，dangyouyixianshengji。
suiranzhubatianduitakouchukuangyan，dantayebushishenmeshishazhiren！
zhishirangtaroushenhuimie，yuanshenjusaneryi，haijitaliuleyisizhenling，bingmeiyourangtawufazhuanshizhongxiu。
ai，zaihonghuangzhong，xiangtazheimeshanliangderenkebuduole。
jiejuewanzhubatianhou，jiangchendemuguangyoukanxiangkunkun。
zhubatianyisi，rangkunkunxinzhongyouzhongjiehouyushengdeganjue。
kebeijiangchenzheimeyiding，taxinligangluoxiadeshitouhaixuanleqilai。
不会吧！
gaibuhuizhaozijisuanzhangba？
不行，不能等死！
kunkundangjipaleqilai，laidaojiangchenmianqian，duitabiaoshiganxiedao：“duoxieqianbeichushouxiangzhu，xiaodeganjibujin！xianqianduoyoudezui，haiqingqianbeijianliang。”
jiangchenluchuyisiweixiaodao：“hehe，qianbei？ganggangbushihaixiangyaoshoubenzuoweixiaodima？zenme，xianzaibushoule？”
wenyan，kunkundangjikuzheliandao：“qianbei，ninbiekaiwowanxiaole，ruoshizhidaonishiyiweitaiyijinxiandeqiangzhe，jiusuanjiwoyiwangedanziyebuganshounizuoxiaodia！”
“hehe，qiruanpaying，nixiaozidaoshiyouqu。benzuohaishixihuanniganggangneixiaozhangyoujiaoaobuxundeyangzi，huifuyixiaba！”jiangchendiaokandao。
kunkunbeiheshale，huangkongdao：“qianbei，ninkebiezheshawole，wonahaiganzaininmianqianjixuxiaozhanga？”
jiangchenzhishihehedexiaoleyixia。
坤坤心里依旧没底！
zheishi，tayanjiaodeyuguangganghaokandaolejiangchenshoushangmeichiwandejichi。
kunkunlijizhuanyihuatidao：“qianbei，ninkan，wodejichihaochima？”
jiangchendianlediantoudao：“haixingba，buguorouzhilaoledian。yaoshizainenyixie，jiushijipinmeiweile！”
“laoledian？”kunkunxianshiyileng。
danxiayimiao，tademuguangzhongsanfachuzhihuideguangmang。
“qianbei，nixiangchinenyidiandejichi，zaoshuoa！ninshaodenga！”
说罢！
kunkundangjicuidongfali，lianmangjiangyoubianduandiaodejichicuishenglechulai。
henkuai，qiyoubeijiuzhangchulexindejichide！
****的！
一看就很好吃。
kunkunkanleyiyanxinzhangchulaidejichi，suihoumuguangyihen！
“撕拉！”
tajingranshunjianjiangzijidexinjichijicheduanlexialai。
zheikandejiangchenyeshiyileng！
jiezhe，zhijiankunkunhenshishuliandeyuandishenghuo。
“qianbei，ninshaodengyixia，mashangjiunengchidaozuixiannendejichile！”
kunkunyibiankaozhejichi，yibianshuodao。
姜尘：“……”
zijikaozijijibierenchi！
nitanianghaizhenshigetiancai！
……
“额……”
chibaozhihou，jiangchendalegege！
kunkunzhanzaiyipang，haiguanxindewendao：“qianbei，ninchibaolema？yaoshimeichibao，wojixukao，zenmeyang？”
jiangchenbaibaishoudao：“xinglexingle！nizheimehaipazuoshen？benzuocongmeidasuanyaoshani！”
tingwencihua，kunkundaxidao：“zhende？duoxieqianbeibushazhien！qianbeihaibangxiaodejiejuelezhubatianzheigedachou，xiaodeganjibujin，ruoshiqianbeiyouxuyao，xiaodejiusuanshangdaoshanxiayouguoyezaisuobuxi！”
jiangchendianlediantou：“ng，xing！nidejichitinghaochide，neiniyihoujiugenzhebenzuoba！benzuoshenmeshihouxiangchile，jiujibenzuokaoshangyizhi！”
kunkun：“o(╥﹏╥)o”
wo……wojiushisuikoushuoshuoeryi。
qianbeinizenmedangzhenleni？
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