咻的一声！
duang！
youyuzhuntifeidetaikuaile，jieguoyibuxiaoxinhaizhenzhuangdaoleren。
“aiyo，wodigelaoyaoa！”
zhitingdaoyishengcanjiao，yigehuisedeshenyingzaikongzhongyibianfangunyibiandajiao，neimoyangjiuxiangyigebeipaodaokongzhongdepiqiu，langbeibukan。
“duibuqiazheiweidaoyou！”
zhuntiluchuqianyi，lianmangshangqiandaoqian。
tazixiduanxiangqizheiren，faxiantashenchuanhuisedaopao，shencaishoudexianggenzhugan，mianrongyouxieweisuo，yikanjiubuxiangshenmehaoren。
neirenwuzhelaoyao，zhanwenzhihou，zhizhezhuntifeibizimadao：“nifeineimekuaiganshenme？doubukanludema？aiyo，wodeyaoa！”
“wogujiwodeyaoduanle！jintianyaoshimeiyouyijianxiantianlingbao，zheishiwogennimeiwan！”
准提微微一愣！
这是遇上碰瓷的了？
zheishi，jieyinyefeileguolai，duizhezhuntidao：“rangnibiefeineimekuai，kanba！zhendezhuangdaorenleba！”
“zheiweidaoyou，nimeishiba？”
beizhuangdeneirenyikanduimianjuranshilianggeren，erqiezijihaikanbutou，gaobuhaoshilianggedaluojinxiana！
不好搞啊！
wanyipengcibuchengshibami，neijiucanle！
tarandengdeshengcunfazejiushi：
欺软怕硬！
遇强则弱！
遇弱则强！
nengqunengshen，fangweidazhangfu！
meicuo，zheisijiushiguancaichengjingderandengdaoren。
xuanji，randengyigaishicaierendezitai，shunjianbianlelian，xixiaozheshuodao：“hehe，meishimeishi！”
zhuntiwenyan，yanjingdengde**，chayidao：“meishi？neiniganggangweiheyaowopeixiantianlingbao？”
randengxiaoxixidihuida：“nalidehua？youma？nitingcuoleba！”
准提：“……”
tanaolenaotou，xianrulesisuo，nandaowozhendetingcuole？
zheishi，jieyinkaikoudao：“wunaixifangxumishanjieyindaoren，zheiweishiwoshidizhuntidaoren，ganwendaoyoushifouyeshiquzixiaogongtingdao？”
randengxiaozhehuida：“zhengshizhengshi！woshirandengdaoren，yeshiquzixiaogongtingdaode！”
jieyindiandiantou，weixiaozheshuo：“rucishenhao，buruwomenyitongqianwang，ruhe？”
randengdaorenxinlianzisiliang，kanzheiliangrendeyangzisihuhenyoushan，yitongjiebanquzixiaogongyebucuo！
“shenhao，shenhao！”randengdangjidayinglexialai！
suihou，sanrenyitongshanglu。
lushang，zhuntidishengduijieyinshuo：“shixiong，tagangganghaixiangewoni！”
jieyinanzhongjitachuanyindao：“shidi，nikehaijidejiangchenshixiongchuanshoujiwomendechuanxiaodadao？”
zhuntidiandiantou：“jide！”
jieyinshuodao：“neinihebizaiyitashifoupengcini？yanqianzheirandengdaorenbuzhengshiwomenshijianchuanxiaodadaodejuejiamubiaoma？”
wenyan，zhuntirutihuguanding！
“shixiongsuoyanshenshi，shixiaodizhexiangle！”
……
yilushang，zhuntihejieyinbutingdixiangrandengdatandixi！
randengsuiranshigelaoliu，chengfushenchen，danyouzennengbideshangjieyinzhuntierrenni？
yaozhidao，jieyinzhuntishendejiangchenzhenchuan，neichuanshixdadaogengshilingwudelinlijinzhi！
zaijiashangpingrilijiangchenhaihuijiaotamenyixiexiandaidehuazhao。
suoyimeiguoduojiu，randengdedixijiubeimodeyiqingerchu，jiuchabaguancaibannachulaijizhuntierrenkanle！
errenzhengpansuanzheruhelalongrandengjiaruxifangjiao，quezaibuzhibujuezhonglaidaolezixiaogong！
kanzhechangkaidezixiaogongdamenhebuduanyongrudehonghuangshengling，zhuntijieyinerrenxinzhonganjiaobuhao！
tamenlaizixiaogongtingdao，jiushiweileqiangzaizhongrenzhiqianzhanjuziseputuan，zhengduochengshengdejiyuan！
keyilushangherandengliaodetaiqijing，xingjinsudufangmanle，daozhilaiwanleyibu！
zhuntijieyinerrengubudehuyourandengle，dangjichongjinzixiaogongzhong！
jinquyikan，manyandoushirentou，haoburenao，kanyangzidoukuaizuomanle！
errenjimangxunzhaojiangchensuoshuodeliugeziseputuan！
tamenjidejiangchencengshuoguo，neiliugeputuanjiuzaizuiqianmian！
guoran！jieyinzhuntiwangzuiqianmianyikan，yiyanjiuzhaodaoleneiliugeziseputuan！
guoranrujiangchenshixiongsuoshuo，zhendeyouliugeziseputuan！
jiangchenshixiongzhenshishenjimiaosuana！
danshi，xianzaimeiyigeziseputuandouzuorenle！
erzuozaineiziseputuanshangmiandezhengshilaozi，yuanshi，tongtian，nvwa，hongyunhekunpengliuren！
kandaoziseputuanzuomanleren，zhuntidangjikuzheliandao：“shixiong，zenmeban？douzuomanle，meiwomendeweizhile！”
“aiya，zaozhidaojiubuguanrandengzheidiaomaole，buranjiubuhuimeiweizhile！”
jieyinzhoumeidao：“haola，biemaiyuanle！shixiongshuoguo，yaobuxiyiqiedaijiazuoshangneiliugeziseputuan！”
“genwozou，womenguoqukankan，nikanwoyansexingshi，mingbaima？”
zhuntidiandiantou，genzhejieyin！
henkuai，liangrenlaidaoleliugeziseputuanqianmian。
kanzhemianqianbimuyangshendesanqingdengren，jieyinlimajizhuntishilegeyanse。
准提秒懂！
zhiwentajikeaihaoleqilai！
“shixionga，nikanwomendemingzenhuirucikuchua！”
“womenqianlitiaotiaocongxifangganlai，jingliangerongshenzhisuodoumeiyou！”
“nishuowomenjiujingshiweileshenmea？haibushiweilewomenxifangnenggoufanrongchangsheng！haibushiweilelingtingshengrenjiangdaozhihou，rangwoxifangnenggouqiangdaqilai！”
“kelianwomenyixinweilexifang，queliangeluojiaozhididouhunbushang，shizaishikebeiketana……”
zhuntitisihengliudikusuwan，jieyinbianyesuizhikaishiletadebiaoyan。
“shia！shidianishuowomendemingzenhuiruciqiku，shengyuxifangneidengqiongxiangpirangyejiubale，meiyoulianghaodexiulianhuanjingyebianbale，rujinliantingdaodexiweidoumeiyou，dangzhenshimingkua！”
“kua，womentaikule！”
“呜呜呜……”
errende“biaoyan”dunshixiyinlezaichangsuoyourendezhuyi。
raner，daduoshushenglingdouzhishizaikanrenaobale。
yuanshimianwubiaoqingdiningshizhe；
laozisuiyimiaoleyiyanhoubianjixubimuyangshen；
tongtiandezuijiaoweiweichouchuleyixia；
nvwademeiliyanmouweiweiyitiao；
houtudexinzhongzebujinfanqileyisilianmin；
erzhiyouneihongyun，tadetongqingxinyijingruchaoshuibanfanlanle！
“aiyo，liangweidaoyoushizaishitaikelianlea！kuaiguolai，wobazheigeweizhirangjinimen，moyaozairucinanguole！”hongyunxindishanliang，jianbudebierenshouku，likeqishenrangchulezijideweizhi。
wenyan，zhuntihejieyindeyanjingdunshiliangleqilai！
errenlikehuanleyifumianrong，xiaozheshuodao：“ruci，neijiuduoxiezheiweidaoyoule！”
shuoba，zhuntibianhaobukeqidiyi**zuolexiaqu！
jieyinzelazhehongyunshuodao：“woshijieyin，tashiwoshidizhunti，womenzaixumishanxiuxing！ganwendaoyouruhechenghu？rihoudingyaoyaoqingnidaowoxifangzuoke！”
hongyunxiaozhehuidadao：“wunaihongyundaoren，zaihuoyundongxiudao！liangweidaoyoububirucikeqi，nimenrucikelian，xiangzhunimennaishilisuoyingdangzhishi！”
“yuanlaishihongyundaoyou，zhenshitaiganxienile，hongyundaoyou！”
zhuntizaiyicibiaoshiganji。
raner，jinjiezhe，tayoufachuleyishengtanxi！
“唉！”
hongyuntingdaozheishengtanxi，ganmangguanqiediwendao：“zhuntidaoyou，weihetanqi？wobushiyijingjiniranglegeweizhima？”
zhuntikanzhejieyin，jieshidao：“wosuiranyouleweizhi，kewodeshixiongtaquemeiyou，zheikeruheshihaoa？”
“womenqianlitiaotiaocongxifangganlai，yeshiweilexifangzhongshengdefuzhia！”
“yaoshimeiyouzuowei，jiuwufazhuanxintingdaole！”
“tingbudaodao，jiuwufaweixifangzhongshengmoufuzhia！”
“neiwomenkejiuyoukuiyuxifangzhongshenga！”
“ai，womenzhenshitainanle！！！”
zixiaogongzhongren：“……”
congweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren！
jiulianzixiaogongshenchudehongjundougandaowuyu！
tayuanbendasuanshouliugeqinchuandizi，xianzaikanlai，dezhongxinkaolvyixiale！
zhongrendouduizhuntijieyinde**xingjingshenganbuchi，weiyouhongyunquexinyiweizhen，juedetamenshenshikelian。
hongyunxinxiang，jiranyijingrangleweizhi，neijiuhaorenzuodaodiba！
yushi，takanlekanqitawugeputuanshangderen。
nvwa？bijingshinvhaizijiajiade，haishibuyaorangtabaweizhirangjijieyinle！
sanqing？zheisanxiongdiwanruyiti，gujijiaoqizhongyirenrangchuweizhiyebuhuitongyide！
而且他们不好惹！
bale！kanlaizhinengrangneiweikunpengdaoyourangchuweizhile！
ai，sheirangwohongyunrucishanliangni！
“kunpengdaoyou，nikantamenrucibeican，yaobuniyebaweizhirangjitamen，ruhe？”hongyunxiaomimididuikunpengshuodao。
kunpengyuanbenzuozaineiliyouxiandichigua，tingdaohongyunzheimeyishuo，tadunshilengzhule！
nima，wojiuanjingdichigegua，zenmehaichidaozijitoushangle？
kao！takebushihongyunneiyangdelaohaoren！
suiji，kunpenglianseyichen，dihouyisheng，yishibuman。
“滚！”