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小说简介

duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《wozhikaotucaojiutongguanshilianle？》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedexiaoshuo，zhurengongxiaojunfengliqingtiandegushiduqilaichaoshuang，xihuancileizuopindeguangdaduzhepengyou，qianwanbuyaocuoguodashen“xiaoxiaodeming”dailaidexijingneirong：xiaojunfengzhangtanyikouqi，suishoubacaojingtuchuqu，“xiangwotangtangqichinaner，wulinggenfeichaitizhi，xiulianmandexiangwoniupa，weiyideyoudianjiu……

精彩章节

qingyunzongdeshanmenhoushan，chenwuliaorao，niaoyuhuaxiang。

yigechuanzhexidefabaideqingsedaopaodeqingnianzhengkaozaiyikelaosongshuxia，zuilidiaozheyigencaojing，baiwuliaolaidikanzhetianshangdeyunjuanyunshu。

tajiaoxiaojunfeng，qingyunzongwaimendizi，lianqiqisanceng，yigezaizongmenlirenjinjiezhide“wentiertong”。

daobushishuotayouduohuai，zhuyaoshineizhangzuitaisun，nengbahuorenqisi，basirenqihuo。

santianqian，tajiuyinweitucaozhifazhanglaodexinfaxingxiang“beileipiguodejiwo”，beifalaihoushansiguoyigeyue。

“ai，renshenga，jiushiqiqiluoluoluoluoluo……”

xiaojunfengzhangtanyikouqi，suishoubacaojingtuchuqu，“xiangwotangtangqichinaner，wulinggenfeichaitizhi，xiulianmandexiangwoniupa，weiyideyoudianjiushitucaotianfudianmanle，jieguohaibeidangchengquedian。zheishidao，haiyoumeiyoutianlile？”

tazhengziyuanziai，yigeqingcuideshengyincongshenhouchuanlai。

“shixiong，niyouzaizheilitoulanle。”

xiaojunfenghuitou，kandaoyigeshenchuanyuebaisezhangqundeshaonvzhengqiaoshengshengdizhanzaibuyuanchu，shoulihaitizheyigeshihe。

shaonvmeimuqingxiu，jifushengxue，zhengshiqingyunzongneimendetiancaidizi，liqingtian。tabixiaojunfengxiaoyisui，xiuweiqueyijingdaolelianqiqisiceng，shizongmenliranranshengqidexinxing。

“wozheibujiaotoulan，zheijiao‘ganwutiandi，tunaziranzhiqi’。”xiaojunfenglimazuozhileshenzi，yibenzhengjingdihushuobadao，“nikan，wozhengzaiyuzheikesongshujinxingshendujiaoliu，tantaoshengmingdeyiyi。”

liqingtianbeitadoudepuchiyixiao，lianjiaweihong，zouguolaibashihefangzaitamianqian。

“shijiejinisonglailewufan，haiyoushifuteyijinizuodehongshaorou。”

yitingdaohongshaorou，xiaojunfengdeyanjingshunjianliangle，limadakaishihe，xiangqipubierlai。

tayebukeqi，zhuaqikuaizijiudakuaiduoyiqilai，zuilihaihanhubuqingdishuodao：“haishishifuhao，zhidaotazuitengaidetudishouweiqule。buxiangmouxieren，jiuzhidaoniantaoshenme‘daoxinwengu’、‘qinxiubuchuo’，yidianrenqingweidoumeiyou。”

“shifuyeshiweinihao。”liqingtianxiaoshengdunangzhe，zuozaiyipangkanzhetachi，“nizongshizheiyang，mingminghennuli，quefeiyaozhuangzuoyifuwusuoweideyangzi。nidewulinggensuiranxiulianman，dannidewuxingbingbucha，yaoshikenyongxin……”

“dazhudazhu！”xiaojunfengganjinbaishou，“qingtianshimei，zannengbuliaozheimechenzhongdehuatima？renshengkuduan，jishixingle。zaishuole，wozheijiao‘dazhiruoyu’，nibudong。”

tayibianshuo，yibianbazuihouyikuaihongshaorousaijinzuili，manzudidalegebaoge。

jiuzaizheishi，tiankongturanfengyunbianse，yuanbenqinglangdetiankongshunjianbeiwuyunlongzhao，yidaocudadeshandianhaowuzhengzhaodipixianghoushanzhongyangdeyanwuchang。

jinjiezhe，yiguqiangdadexilicongyanwuchangfangxiangchuanlai，juanqikuangfeng，chuideshumudongdaoxiwai。

“zenmehuishi？！”liqingtianlianseyibian，likezhanqishen，huzailexiaojunfengshenqian。

xiaojunfengyeshouqilexipixiaolian，yanshenbiandeningzhongqilai。

zheiguliliangjuefeiziranxianxiang，qizhongyunhandekongjianfazebodong，rangtazheigelianqiqidexiaoxiushidougandaolexinji。tayibalazhuliqingtiandeshouwan，handao：“bieguoqu，zheibian！”

raner，neiguxilishizaitaiqiangle，liangrengenbenwufadikang。

xiaojunfengzhijuedetianxuandizhuan，yanqianyihei，zuihoutingdaode，shiliqingtiandeyishengjinghu，hezijineijuxiayishidetucao：“**！zheichuchangfangshiyetailaotaoleba！nengbunenglaidianxinyia！”