我只靠吐槽就通关试炼了?第3章

qingtongdanludezhendongyuelaiyuejulie,lushenshangneixieleisierweimadewenlukaishishanshuoqianhongsedeguangmang,yiguzhuoredeqixiconglukoupenyongerchu。liqingtianhedelianlianhoutui,jinzhangdilazhexiaojunfengdeyijiao:“shixiong,nikuaibieshuole!tahaoxiangyaofahuole!”

“fahuojiuduile!”xiaojunfengfeidanbupa,fanergengjialaijingle,“jiushiyaotafahuo!nixiangxiang,yigedanlu,tiantianbeirenhuoshaohuoliao,xinlinengmeidianyuanqima?zanmenzheishizaibangtazuoxinlishudao,dongbudong?zheijiao‘tucaoliaofa’!”

taqingleqingsangzi,jixuduizhedanlushuchu:“woshuonizheiluzi,yezhenshigoukeliande。biededanluqiling,haodainenglianchugelingdanmiaoyao,xiangshoudianxianghuogongfeng。nini?tiantianbeibizhelianshenme‘tucaodan’,zheimingziyitingjiubuzhengjing,lianchulaipabushiyaorangrenchilezhihoubianchenghualao。nizheizhiyeshengya,yetaiheianleba?nizhurenshibushiduiniyoushenmeyijian?”

“weng——!”danlufachuyishenggengjiaxiangliangdehongming,lukoudehuoyan“hu”diyixiacuanqisanchigao,yanseyecongputongdejuhongsebianchengledaizheyisiheiqideshenhongse。

“youxiaoguo!qingtian,nikan,taqingxubodonghenda!”xiaojunfengxingfendiduiliqingtianhandao,“kuai,bangwokanzhediancailiao,wolaizhugong!”

liqingtiansuiranhaishijuedezheifangfalipudebuxing,dankanzhexiaojunfengneifuxiongyouchengzhudeyangzi,youxiangdaozheishiweiyideshenglu,zhihaoyingzhetoupidiantou,jinzhangdidingzheneixieyaocai。

xiaojunfengshenxiyikouqi,kaishiletadezhongjitucao:“wogennishuo,nizheigeshejijiuyouwenti。nikannizheilushen,pangdundunde,yidianxiantiaogandoumeiyou,shenmeikanyoua!haiyounizheisantiaotui,yitiaozhangliangtiaoduan,zhandouzhanbuwen,shigecancipinba?wohuaiyinichuchangdeshihoujiumeijingguozhijian!nizheishidianxingdedoufuzhagongcheng!”

tayibianshuo,yibianhaishenchujiao,qingqingtiletidanlujiaoduandeneitiaotui。

zheiyixiafangfoshiyakualuotuodezuihouyigendaocao。neiqingtongdanluturantingzhilezhendong,lukoupenchudehuoyanyeshunjianximiele。zhenggedanfangxianruleyipiansiji。

“zen……zenmele?shibaile?”liqingtianxinliyichen。

xiaojunfengquemozhexiaba,ruoyousuosidikanzhedanlu:“buduijing,zheifanying……bushifanu,xiangshi……dangjile?”

jiuzaitahuayingangluodeshunjian,danludelugai“peng”deyishengzidongdankai,yidaoxuhuanderenyingcongluzilipiaolechulai。neishiyigechuanzhecubumayi、toufaluanzaozaodelaotouxingxiang,tayiliandaizhi,yanshenkongdong,zuilihaibutingdiniantaozhe:“cancipin……doufuzhagongcheng……shenmeikanyou……wo……woshigeshibaideluzi……”

“chenggongle!”xiaojunfengyipaidatui,“qilingbeiwoshuobengkuile!qingtian,kuai,bayaocairengjinqu!”

liqingtianrumengchuxing,shoumangjiaoluandijiangzhuoshangdeyaocaiyigunaodiquandaojinledanluli。xiaojunfengzeduizheneigehaizaiziwohuaiyideqilingxuyingbushanglezuihouyidao:“biehuixinma,suirannizhangdechou,gongnengcha,danni……nihenjieshia!”

qilingxuyinghunshenyizhan,fangfoshoudaoleshenmejudadedaji,“wa”deyishengkulechulai,huazuoyidaoliuguangsuohuiledanluli。danludelugai“kuangdang”yishenggaishang,lushenkaishifachurouhedeqingseguangmang,yiguqinrenxinpideyaoxiangcongzhongmimankailai。

yizhuxiangdeshijianhaimeidao,danludelugaizaicidankai,yimeilongyandaxiao、tongti**、sanfazhedandanqingxiangdedanyaohuanhuanfeilechulai,xuanfuzaibankongzhong。

【ding!shilianzhebianhao9527、9528chenggonglianzhi‘tucaodan’,pingjia:wanmei。renwuwancheng。jianglijifen200dian。huodeteshuchengjiu:‘zuiqiangwangzhe’。tucaozhi+1000。】

jixieyinzaicixiangqi,danzheiyici,yuqizhongsihuduoleyisinanyiyanyude……jingpei?