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第8章
jiangyunroubuzhidaozijishizenmejianchikanwanneiyimude。
qiaoyanfengheguwanqingchuanhaoyifuhou,tadeerpansihuhaihuidangzhenanhuannvaideshengyin。
tadezhijiashenshenxianruzhangxin,dengganjuedaotongshishouxinyizhanmanxianxue。
qiaoyanfengbaguwanqingbaozaihuaili,xiaodehenshitianmi。
“晚晴可真厉害。”
jiangyunroubuxiangtingtamenexindeqinghua,yaojinyaguantixingdao:
“nidayingderangwokanwanjiuqianzi。”
qiaoyanfengxiaorongshunjianjiangzhu,yanzhongshanguoyisinuqi,zhengyaofazuo,guwanqingqueyibalouzhutadeyao。
“yanfeng,woyoudianele。”
qiaoyanfengjishangxintou,qinnidiwenzaitachunshang:
“等下就喂你。”
suiji,tajugaolinxiadikanzhejiangyunrou:
“wanqingshuotaele,niqujitazuohongshaoyu。”
neitaidujiuxiangshizaishihuanjialidexiaren。
jiangyunroubenjiuquru,xianzaigengshinuqishangyong,cengdicongdishangzhanqi:
“我不做。”
qiaoyanfengniezhelihunxieyihuanglehuang:“arou,biezheimedahuoqima,bujiushizuotiaoyuma,zheiduinibushiqingeryiju?zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghua,wolimajiuqianzi。”
jiangyunrousisididengzheqiaoyanfeng,meixiangdaotajinghuizheiyanghouyan**。
tawojinquantou,buduangaojieziji,zhiyaoqiaoyanfengqianlezi,tajiunengchedibaituozheiduanemengbandehunyin。
tashenxiyikouqi,qiangrenzhequruhefennu,zhuanshenmairuchufang。
meiyibudouchenzhongwubi,fangfojiaoshangbangzheqianjinjushi。
naqidaodeneiyike,kanzhezaianbanshangzhengzhadeyu,jiangyunrouneixinyipianbeiai。
gangjiehunshi,zhidaoqiaoyanfengxihuanchiyu,tayigecongweixiaguochufangderen,tediqugenjialidechushiqingjiao。
diyicishayudeshihou,haiqieshangleshou。
neipanyuyezuodehenshibai。
qiaoyanfengquebayizhengpanhongshaoyuchideganganjingjing,xintengdipengzhetadeshoushuo:“yihouwozhichinizuodehongshaoyu,niyeyaozhizuojiwoyigerenchi。”
kexianzai,queyaotazuoyujibierenchi,haishiganqingwaidedisanzhe。
tingzheketingliqiaoyanfengheguwanqingdexiaosheng,jiangyunrouganjuezijidexinbeiyizhenyizhenzhachuan。
taduanzhesezeyourendehongshaoyushangzhuoshi,guwanqingdeyanlimanshideyi。
“aroudeshouyizhenhao。”
qiaoyanfengkexidao:“rangtadangwodeqizizhenshiqucaile,yinggaibatagulaizuochuzide。”
guwanqingwuzuitouxiao:“tacaibuhuidayingnini,takeshigetantianhou......”
huahaimeishuowan,taaiyayisheng,
“chadianwangle,arouyijingtuiquan,zuobulegeshou,neidequekeyishishiquzuochuzi。”
jiangyunroujinjinyaozhechun,rennaizhetamendechaofeng。
keqiaoyanfengquebuxiangqingyifangguojiangyunrou,takanjianguwanqingjiannandituzheyuci,chaojiangyunrouminglingdao:
“qubayucitiaochulai。shaoyigen,jintianzheigeziwojiuqianbule。”
jiangyunroujinyaozhechun,qiangrenzhetiaolezuzulianggexiaoshi,caitiaochusuoyoudeyuci。
tamanyanxuesidijiangyuroutuidaoguwanqingyanqian,guwanqingquezhoumeixianqi:
“zheiroudouchengyitanlannile,kanzhezhenexin,erqiedouliangle,wenzhexingsile。”
qiaoyanfengjiangzhuangzheyuroudewanzasuizaidi,roushenghongdao:
“那就不吃了。”
jiangyunroukezhibuzhufennuzhandouzheshenti:
“nimenbuyaotaiguofen!”
qiaoyanfengjiangjiangyunroudequruhebukanjinshouyandi,xinlishanguoyisitongku。
tamianshanghaishiguazhechaofengdeweixiao,juqizhuoshangdejiubei:“niguolaihexiazheibeijiu,zhuwohewanqingxinhunkuaile,wojiuqianzi。”
jiangyunroulengzhelian:“woyouweibing,buhe。”
qiaoyanfengyelengxialelian:“jiehunzheimeduonian,nishenmeshihouyoudeweibing,wozenmebuzhidao?”
jiangyunroucanranyixiao:“wohenimazhunbeidebaotaipianfang,hechulaide。”
qiaoyanfengbuxin,lengxiaodao:“biejiwomapozangshui,nibuxianghejiuhaizhaoshenmejiekou,zheiziwobuqianle。”
“dengdeng......”jiangyunrousisidingzheqiaoyanfengshouzhongdelihunxieyi,quantouniedekakazuoxiang,“wohe。”
tajieguojiubeiyiyinerjin,weilihenkuaijiuchuanlaijuliedezhuoshaogan。
qiaoyanfengzhanzaitashenpangxiao:“zheibushinenghema?gancuibayipingdouganleba。”
shuozhebianbayizhengpingbaijiusaijinjiangyunroushouzhong:“he,jixuhe,hewanwozaiqian。”
jiangyunrouzhijuedeyizhenfanwei,wuzhuzuiganouleliangxia,xianxueshunzhezhijianliuluodaodimian。
qiaoyanfengmeiyoubanfenlianxi,jixuchaofengdao:“yo,daojuzhunbeidehenzuma,nigancuibiedanggeshou,qudangyanyuansuanle。”
buxiangzaiduoheqiaoyanfengzhenglun,jiangyunroucaquzuibiandexuezi,jiangyipingbaijiuyiyinerjin,congyafenglijichulianggezi:“qianzi。”
zaijiangyunrouchiredemuguangli,qiaoyanfengzongsuannaqilebi
——jiangshoulidelihunxieyihuashangdadadecha。
“lairen,bajiang**guandaowoshili,meiyouwodeyunxu,buzhunfangchulai。”
jiangyunrouyikouxianxuepenlechulai,tongbuyusheng:
“qiaoyanfeng!nichuerfaner!”
yiqunxiarenjiangtaandaozaidi,qiaoyanfengjugaolinxiadixiaozhe,wanrudiyudeemo:
“wohaimeiwangouni,zenmehuizheimekuaifangnizou。”
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