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zhijianduimianyigeqiqiaoliuxue，shetoulaozhangdehongfaligui，yinsendexiaozhe，zhangyawuzhuachaozhetazhualai。
“呃！”
hugehedezhijietanzailecheshang，yanjingyifan，dangchanghunsiguoqu。
“妈呀！！！”
hugedelianggegenban，yeshihedeguikulanghao，toufadouzhaleqilai。
yiguechousanfachulai，lianggegenbanzhijieniaole。
“我擦，好臭！”
陈峰赶忙跳下车。
tongshi，guanghuayishan，neiliguixiaoshibujian。
“kaiche，kaichea！！！”
lianggegenbanjinghunweiding，yicaiyoumen，kuaibaofeidelanmianbaoche，jingranyisanbaimaidesudu，soudefeilechuqu。
“woqu，qiumingshancheshena！”
chenfengkanzhexiaoshizaiyemuzhongdemianbaoche，yilianzhenjing。
dianledianshouzhongdedaizi，chenfengzuijiaoluchuxiaorong。
“gedeqian，shineimehaonadema？”
“huojianguidekongju，yidinghuirangnimenhenxiangshoude。”
gangcaineigeligui，ziranshichenfengsuowei。
chenfengzaixiuxingbajiuxuangongdeshihou，shunshouxueleyigejiandandezhangyanfa。
keyizaijiduanshijiannei，zhizaochugezhongjingxiang，laimihuoduifang。
ruguohugenaleshiwankuaiqian，zhijiezouren，chenfenghaibuhuichushou。
bijing，qianzhaihaiqian，tianjingdiyi。
keshi，hugejianseqiyi，linshijiama，chenfengqihuifangguota。
zheicaijiezhesonghugechulaidejihui，yizhangyanfahuanhualigui，hedetamenpigunniaoliu。
xiangxinhugejiusuanxingle，yebuganzailaizheilile。
chenfenggangcai，jihugedekali，zhuanleshiwankuaiqian。
zheishiwanxianjin，ziranyaoquhuilai。
qianduoshaojiushiduoshao，chenfeng，shijianglideren。
linzheyidaiziqian，chenfenghuidaoluxiaoyuejiazhong。
“aia，xiaohuozi，jintianzhenshiduokuinile。”
“坐，快坐。”
yijianchenfengjinlai，luxiaoyuedemuqinzhaofen，ganmangyinqindeyingshanglai，lazhechenfengzuozaikangshang。
“xiaohuozi，nijiaoshenmemingzia？”
“kannichushouzheimekuochuo，jialitingyouqianba？”
chenfengbeizhaofendereqing，gaodeyilianganga。
“ayi，wojiaochenfeng。”
“chenfenga，nigenxiaoyuezaiyiqiduojiule，dasuanshenmeshihoujiehun？”luxiaoyuedefuqinlubei，yiliantanlandecouleguolai。
“jiefu，wogennishuo，xiangquwojie，cailishaolewokebudaying。”luxiaoyuededidiluxiaoxing，yeweileshanglai。
“shuoshenmeni！nijiefuxiangshineizhongxiaoqirenma？”zhaofenchaozheluxiaoxinghechiyiju，muguangturanluozailechenfengshouzhongdedaizishang，dunshiyanjingyiliang。
“aiya，nikankanchenfengduodongshia，haijizandailejianmianli。”
zhaofenyibajiangdaiziqiangleguolai，kanzhelibiandeqian，wubijidongdao。
“shiwankuai，shiwankuaia！”
“ma，xianjiwoyiwan，womingtianyouxiyaochongzhi。”
“xifu，wohaiqiangebilaowangsanwanni，yejiwosanwan，womingtianhaita。”
chenfengyilianmengbi，kanzheqiangzuoyituandesangeren，doujingdaile。
zheiyijiaren，buzhengchangba？
luxiaoyueyiliandaizhi，chadianbengkui，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
“a！！！”yishengjianjiao，luxiaoyuechongguolai，zhijiejiangqianquandouqiangleguolai。
“你们干什么啊！”
“zheishichenfengdeqian，sheishuoshijinimende！”
luxiaoyuemanlianleishui，jiangqiansaidaochenfenghuaili，dashenghandao。
“chenfeng，nazhenideqian，zou！”
“晓月……”
“zoua！！！”luxiaoyuezhuazhetoufa，butingdeduojiao，doukuaifengle。
zhangzheimeda，taconglaidoumeijuede，xiangjintianzheimediurenguo。
chenfenggaobuqingzhuangkuang，jianluxiaoyueqingxufeichangjidong，zhihaodianlediantou。
“那，我先走了。”
“再联系！”
chenfengdanyoudekanleluxiaoyueyiyan，likaileluxiaoyuedejia。
gangyichumenkou，jiutingdaolibianchuanlaijiliedezhengchaosheng。
“nizheigebuxiaodechusheng，wodeshiwankuaiqiana！”
“neishichenfengjiwomendejianmianli，nipingshenmerangtanazou？”
“luxiaoyue，nibixujiwoyouxizhanghaochongyiwankuaiqian，fouzewogennimeiwan！”
“gunchuqu，nabudaoqianjiubiehuizheigejia！”
yifanzhengchaohou，luxiaoyueshihunluopo，bulvliangqiangdezouchulejiamen。
guamanleishuideqiaolianshang，haiyouyigeqingxidehongzhangyin。
咣当！
luxiaoyuegangchujiamen，houbianchuanlaicubaodeguanmenshenghemanmasheng。
huiguotou，kanzheguanzhudejiamenheqiheideye，luxiaoyuewulidedunzaidishang，qibuchengsheng。
“唉。”
yidaotanxishengxiangqi，suihouyidaoshenyingdunzaileluxiaoyuedeshenbian。
shenchushou，qingfuluxiaoyuedexiufa。
luxiaoyuetaitou，quejianchenfengneijianyidelianjia，yuzijijinzaizhichi，mouguangdaizhetengxi，jingjingdekanzheta。
luxiaoyuezhengzhengdekanzhechenfeng，turanpujinchenfengdehuaili，wadeyishengdakuqilai。
chenfengqingqingpaidaluxiaoyuedehoubei，wushengdeanweizhe。
luxiaoyueyizhikuleshijifenzhong，caitingzhikusheng，calebalian，zhanleqilai。
suihou，chaozhechenfengqiangyanyixiao。
“chenfeng，duibuqi，rangnikanxiaohuale。”
“nifangxin，neiershiwankuaiqian，woyidinghuihainide。”
chenfengxiaolexiao，suihoujiangshouzhongdedaiziyangleyang。
“nizhixuhaiwoshiwan，zheishiwan，bushiyaohuilailema？”
luxiaoyueyileng，suihounanyizhixindao。
“zheishi，gangcaihugenazoudeneishiwan？”
“ta，tazenmehuiyouhaijinile？”
chenfengyaozhezuichun，xianglexiang，suihouyibenzhengjingdao。
“tashuo，wozhangdetaishuaile。”
“genwoyibi，tajiushigechoubi，meilianyaozheiqian。”
“suoyi，youhaihuilaile。”
噗嗤！
chenfengdehua，zhijiebaluxiaoyuejidouxiaole，jilechenfengyigebaiyan。
“自恋狂。”
chenfengyilianzhenjing，suihoukanzheluxiaoyue，jingyawendao。
“woshuodeshishishia！”
“nandao，nibujuedewohenshuaima？”
chenfengjianglian，coudaoleluxiaoyuedeyanqian，yilianrenzhenwendao。
luxiaoyuedexintouxiaoludouranyitiao，youqishiganshouzhechenfengdehuxi，turanhanxiudixiatouqu。
“hahahaha！”chenfengdaxiaoleqilai。
“douniwanni，xianzaixinqingshibushihaoxiele？”
luxiaoyuetaiqitou，zheicaizhidao，chenfengshizaiguyizhuanyizijideqingxu。
kanlechenfengcanlandexiaolian，luxiaoyuexinzhonggandongbuyi，yankuangzaicishirun。
“陈峰，谢谢你！”
“doushitongxue，xieshenme，zouba，wosongnihuiqu。”
chenfengxiaolexiao，ranhoushangche，qidonglechezi。
luxiaoyuechiyileyixia，shangleche，chenfengyijiaoyoumen，chezizaiyemuzhonglikai。
“chenfeng，wodejiating，shibushihenhuangmiu，henkexiao？”
lushang，luxiaoyueqingxuwendingxialaihou，turanyuqidiluo，zibeidedizhetoudao。
“wodefuqinshidugui，meitianzhizhidaodu。”
“wodemuqinzaifandianzuofuwuyuan，zhengdeqiandoubugoubangwobahaiduzhaide。”
“wodidijinnianershile，meitianzhizhidaowanyouxi，shenmeyebugan。”
“meicijialijiwodadianhua，jiushiyaoqianyaoqian，jideshaolefeidajima。”
“keshi，wojiuyigedagongde，woqunanongqiana？”
“tamenconglaijiumeiyoukaolvguowodeganshou。”
luxiaoyueshuozhe，leishuiyouliulexialai，weiquyayidexinqing，rangtashishengkuqi。
chenfengchenmo，guolebantian，caitanlekouqi。
“xiaoyue，niburongyi。”
tingdaoburongyizheisangezi，luxiaoyuebieguotouqu，lianshangzaicibumanleihen。
chenfengjiangluxiaoyuesongdaodongfengxiaoqulouxia，kanzheluxiaoyueneidanbodebeiying，buyoutanlekouqi。
shengzaizheiyangdejiating，luxiaoyuehaizhenshitingkeliande。
yaoleyaotou，chenfengkaichelikai。
huidaobieshu，chenfengpanxierzuo，jixuxiuxingbajiuxuangong。
zhidaotiansefangliang，chenfengzhengkaiyanjing，guangmangyishanershi。
yiyedexiuxing，rangchenfengmeiyousihaodepibei，fanerjingshenchongyu。
“zaochendeshanding，lingqizuiweinongyu，burushangshanyitang。”
bieshudehoubianbuyuan，jiushiyunchengyoumingdepanlongshan，yinchuanshuogudaiyoulongchumeierdeming。
chenfengchulebieshu，yiluxiaopao，daoleshanjiaoxia。
yunzhuanzhenqi，chenfengshenqingruyan，jifenzhonghou，biandengshangleshanding。
“谁？”
gangdaoshanding，turanlengheshengxiangqi，suihouyidaoshenying，lanzailechenfengdemianqian。
横推高武，从推演功法斩妖除魔！
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