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zuozhe“zaoxingshihudelu”jinqishangxiandexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo，shi《wozaitianxuanzongjuebuchikui》，zheibenxiaoshuozhongdeguanjianjiaoseshiwanerzhaoyunfeizhuji，jingcaineirongjieshao："wozhidaowanershiweiwohao，renzhendishuo："womingbai，wohuixiaoxinde。buguowaner，nifangxin，wobushineizhonghuichikuideren。taxiangzhengwo，yedekantayoumeiyounei……

精彩章节

shinianwaimenruzhugou，yichaozhujitianxiazhi。wodedongxi，sheiganpengyixia，wobianzhanduantadeshou。zongmendeguiju？

wojiushiguiju。diyizhang：zhujidalibaobeirendianjile"fangzheng，tingshuonizuowanzhujichenggongle？"yidaqingzao，

wodegouyoulipangzijiuzeixixidimojinlewodemaowu，neizhangyuanlianshangxiemanlexingfen。**zaichuangshang，

ganshouzhedantianlipengpaidelingli，xinlineijiaoyigeshuanga。shinianhanchuangkuxiu，

zhongyuconglianqiqitupodaozhujiqile！anzhaozongmenguiju，zhujichenggongdewaimendizikeyihuodeyizuoerpindongfu，

waijiasanbaikuaixiapinlingshidejiangli。"neikebu，nifanggewoshishei？tianzongqicai，

zhujiduiwolaishuojiushiheshuiyiyangjiandan。"wodesedishuodao，xinlimeizizide。sanbaikuailingshia，

wozanlewuniandoumeizangouyibaikuai，zheixiafale！lipangzicouguolai，yadishengyinshuo："laofang，nizhidaoma？

zhaoshixiongzaoshangzaizangjinggemenkougenwangzhanglaoshuohua，wotingdaotamentidaonidemingzile。"woxinligedengyixia。

zhaoshixiong，quanmingzhaoyunfei，neimendizi，jindanqixiuwei，zhangzhezijishiwangzhanglaodeyuanfangwaisheng，

zaizongmenlihengxingbadao。zheisunziti**sha？"tamenshuoshale？"wozuoqishen，yanjingmileqilai。

lipangzinaonaotou："wojiutingdaozhaoshixiongshuoshenme'qingyunfengneigedongfufengshuihao，kexiyaofenjiwaimendizi'，

ranhouwangzhanglaoshuo'guijushiside，renshihuode'。laofang，nineigezhujijianglidedongfu，

buhuijiushiqingyunfengdeba？"woshenxiyikouqi，yaxiaxintoudehuoqi。haoa，wo**haimeizuoreni，

jiuyourendianjishangwodedongxile？zhengxiangzhe，menwaichuanlaiyigeyinyangguaiqideshengyin："yo，

zheibushifangzhengxiaoshidima？tingshuozuowanzhujichenggongle，kexikehea！"menbeituikai，

zhaoyunfeineizhangqianzoudelianchuxianzaimenkou，shenhouhaigenzhelianggegoutuizi。tachuanzheneimendizidezisedaopao，

shouliyaozheyibazheshan，neifudeyideyangzirangwohenbudeshangqujitaliangquan。danworenzhule。datayiquanshuang，

danrenjiajindanqi，wozhujichuqi，dabuguoa。nengdongshoudeshihoujuebudongkou，dandabuguodeshihou，

neijiuxiandongdongzuipizi。"duoxiezhaoshixiongguanxin，shidiwozheidianxiaochengjiu，buzhiyiti。"woxiaomimidishuo，

xinlipansuanzhezheihuodaodixianggansha。zhaoyunfeizoujinwu，muguangzaixiaxiaodemaowulizhuanleyiquan，

zuijiaogouqiyimojifengdexiao："fangshidizheixienianzhuzaizheipomaowuli，yeshixinkule。buguoyehao，

mashangnijiuyaobandaoqingyunfengdedongfuqule，neidifangkebizheierqiangduole。"laile！woxinliandao，

mianshangquebudongshengse："shia，zongmendeenci，shidiganjibujin。""ai，zhishikexia。

"zhaoyunfeiturantanlekouqi，"qingyunfengneigedongfu，qishiwozaojiukanshangle。niyezhidao，

wosuiranshineimendizi，dandongfuzaibeihanfeng，neidifangyinqitaizhong，buliyuwoxiulianhuoshuxinggongfa。

qingyunfengneigedongfuyangqichongzu，zhengshihewo。"tashuozhe，turankanxiangwo，

lianshangguazhexuweidexiaorong："buruzheiyang，fangshidi，nigangzhuji，qishisuibianyigedongfudougouyongle。

wobabeihanfengdedongfujini，nibaqingyunfengderangjiwo，ruhe？"wozaixinlifanlegebaiyan。

beihanfengdedongfu？neidifangwozhidao，changnianbingtianxuedi，bieshuoxiulianle，zhuzhedounanshou。

erqiebeihanfengjulizongmenzhufengyuandehen，liangemaidongxidedifangdoumeiyou。zheijiaojiaohuan？zheijiaoqiangjie！

"zhaoshixiong，zheikongpabuheshiba。"wopixiaoroubuxiaodishuo，"zongmenguiju，

zhujidizidedongfushianzhaotuposhunxufenpeide。wozheigeyueshidiyigezhujidewaimendizi，

anguijujiugaideqingyunfengneige。"zhaoyunfeilianseyichen："fangzheng，nibiebushitaiju。guijushiside，

renshihuode。niyigewaimendizi，yaoneimehaodedongfuganshenme？wozheishiweinihao，beihanfengsuiranpianpi，

danshengzaiqingjing，shiheqianxinxiulian。"weiwohao？wochadianxiaochusheng。zheiniantou，

qiangdongxihainengqiangdezheimeqingxintuosu？"duoxieshixiongguanxin，danshidiwopianpianjiuxihuanrenao，buxihuanqingjing。

"wodandandishuo。zhaoyunfeidelianchediheilexialai。jiuzaizheishi，menwaiyouxiangqiyigeshengyin："fangzhengzaima？

wangzhanglaorangniquyitangyishitang。"laile，zhengzhuchuxianle。wokanlezhaoyunfeiyiyan，

zheihuolianshangzhongxinguaqilexiaorong，xianran，zheijiushitamendetaolu。xianlai"shangliang"，wobutongyi，

zairangzhanglaochumianshiya。xinga，xiangwanshiba？neijiupeinimenwanwan。wozhenglileyixiayipao，

duilipangzishuo："pangzi，qubawanerjiaolai，rangtayedaoyishitang。"lipangzilengleyixia，

suijihuiyididiandiantou，zhuanshenpaole。zhaoyunfeimeitouyizhou："jiaosuwanerlaiganshenme？""e，meishenme。

"woxiaomimidishuo，"wanershiwoqingmeizhuma，wozheimedadeshier，dangranyaorangtazhidao。

erqietadiesuzhanglaoshizongmenzhifatangde，duiguijuzuishuxibuguo，woxiangqingjiaoqingjiao。

"zhaoyunfeilianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule。suwanerdefuqinsuzhanglao，neikeshichulemingdetiemianwusi，

zuitaoyanpohuaiguijuderen。zhaoyunfeixiangkaoguanxiyawo，wojiubanchugengyingdekaoshan。suiranwobuxiangkaonvren，

danzheizhongshihou，gaiyongdeziyuanhaishiyaoyongde。fanzhengwohewanershizhenxinxiangai，youbushichiruanfan，pashenme？

"fangzheng，nizheishishenmeyisi？"zhaoyunfeideshengyinlenglexialai。wopaipai**zhanqishen，zoudaotamianqian，

taitoukanzheta。suirangeziaitayijie，danqishishangwojuebunengshu。"zhaoshixiong，wozheirenni，piqibutaihao，

danyouyigeyoudian，jiushitebiejiangdaoli。"woyiziyijudishuo，"zongmendeguijuxiedeqingqingchuchu，

qingyunfengdedongfushiwode。niyaoshinengshuofuzhangmengaileguiju，neiwoerhuabushuo，shuangshoufengshang。

danruguoguijuhaizai，neibuhaoyisi，sheiyebiexiangcongwoshoulinazouyikuaizhuantou。""ni……""woshenmewo？

nandaozhaoshixiongxiangweifanzonggui？neiwokedequzhifatanggaonile。"woxiaomimidishuo，xinlishuangdebuxing。

zheijiujiaoyiqirenzhidaohaizhiqirenzhishen！nixiangyongguijuyawo，neiwojiubaguijubanchulaiyani！

dierzhang：yishitangdelajuzhanyishitangli，wangzhanglaoduanzuozaizhuweishang，huabaidehuziyiqiaoyiqiaode，

yikanjiubushishenmehaoniao。wozhanzaitangxia，lipangzihesuwanerzhanzaiwoshenhou。

wanerjintianchuanleyishenqianlansededaopao，zhazhemawei，kanqilaiyingzisashuang。tagangcaitinglipangzishuoleqingkuang，

neizhangqiaolianshangmanshinuyi。"fangzheng，tingshuonizuowanzhujichenggongle？"wangzhanglaolvzhehuzi，manyouyoudishuo。

"huizhanglao，shide。"wogonggongjingjingdixingleyili，biaomiangongfuhaishiyaozuode。"bucuo，bucuo。

"wangzhanglaodiandiantou，"nianjiqingqingjiuzhuji，suanshiwaimendizizhongdejiaojiaozhele。anzhaozonggui，

nikeyihuodeyizuoerpindongfuhesanbaikuaixiapinlingshi。""duoxiezhanglao。"woxinshuo，feihuashaoshuo，

ganjinbadongxijiwo。"buguo……"wangzhanglaohuafengyizhuan，"zuijinzongmendongfuyouxiejinzhang，

qingyunfengneigedongfu，benzuojuedebutaishiheni。"laile！wozaixinlilengxiao，

mianshangquezhuangzuoyihuodeyangzi："zhanglao，weihebushihe？dizijuedetinghaode。""nigangzhuji，genjibuwen，

xuyaoyigeqingjingdedifangqianxinxiulian。"wangzhanglaoyibenzhengjingdihushuobadao，"qingyunfengkaojinzhufeng，

renlairenwang，taiguocaoza。benzuoweinizhexiang，juedingbabeihanfengdeyigedongfufenjini，neiliqingjing，

gengshihexiulian。"wochadianxiaochusheng。zheihuashuode，zenmegengangcaizhaoyunfeidehuayimoyiyang？

kendingshishixianchuantonghaode。"zhanglao，dizidoudanwenyiju。"wotaiqitou，kanzhewangzhanglao，"anzhaozonggui，

zhujidizidedongfufenpei，shianzhaotuposhunxulaideba？dizishizheigeyuediyigezhujidewaimendizi，

anguijuyinggaideqingyunfengdedongfu。"wangzhanglaolianseyichen："fangzheng，nizheishizaizhiyibenzuo？""bugan。

"wobubeibukangdishuo，"dizizhishixiangnongmingbai，zongguidaodihaisuanbusuanshu。ruguozongguikeyisuiyigenggai，

neidiziwuhuakeshuo。danruguozongguihaizai，haiqingzhanglaoyiguixingshi。

""ni……"wangzhanglaoxianranmeixiangdaowohuizheimeyingqi，yishijianqidehuzidouqiaoqilaile。zheishihou，

suwanerturanshangqianyibu："wangzhanglao，diziyeyouhuashuo。""suwaner？nilaiganshenme？

"wangzhanglaokandaosuwaner，liansegengnankanle。"dizitingshuofangzhengshixiongdedongfufenpeichulewenti，telaipangting。

"suwanerbubeibukangdishuo，"dizidefuqinzaizhifatangrenzhi，congxiaoerrumuran，duizongguihaisuanshuxi。

dizijide，《tianxuanzongmengui》disanshiqitiaomingqueguiding：waimendizizhujihou，antuposhunxufenpeidongfu，

budesuiyigenggai。wangzhanglaozheimezuo，kongpabufuhezongguiba？"hao！wozaixinlijiwanerdianlegezan。

zheijiushiwoweishenmeyaojiaotalaideyuanyin，yougedongguijuderenzai，duifangxiangshualaidounan。

wangzhanglaoliansetieqing："suwaner，zheishiyishitang，bushinizhifatang，lunbudaonishuohua！

""wangzhanglaociyanchayi。"suwanerbuhuangbumangdishuo，"tianxuanzongdeguiju，renhedizidouyouquanweihu。

ruguowangzhanglaojuededizishuodebudui，dakeyiqingzhifatangdezhanglaolaipingpingli。"zheihuayichu，

wangzhanglaodeliangengheile。qingzhifatangderenlai？neihaibudebataluxialai？

zhifatangneibangrenkebuguannishisheideqinqi，zhirenguiju。wokanzhewangzhanglaochibiedeyangzi，xinlibietiduoshuangle。

"wangzhanglao，dizizaiwenyiju。"wochenredatie，"ruguodizijianchiyaoqingyunfengdedongfu，

zhanglaoshibushiyaoqiangxingboduodizidequanli？neidizizhinengquzhifatanggaole。suirandizirenweiyanqing，

dandizixiangxin，zhifatanghuizhuchigongdaode。"wangzhanglaoqideliandouzile。taxianranmeixiangdao，

yigexiaoxiaodewaimendizi，juranganzheimeyingqididuita。"fangzheng，nikexiangqingchule。"wangzhanglaoweixiedao，

"waimendizizaizongmenderizikebuhaoguo，henduoshiqingdouyaoyangzhangzhanglao。nijintianbolebenzuodemianzi，

yihouyounikutouchide。"woxinliyizhenehan。zheijiushi**luodeweixiea！

danwoshineizhonghuibeiweixiehedaoderenma？xiaohua！"zhanglao，diziyexiangqingchule。"wotaiqitou，

zhishiwangzhanglaodeyanjing，"dizizaizongmenxiulianshinian，kaodeshizijidenuli，bushisheideshishe。

dizibuqianrenherende，pingshenmeyaobazijiyingdededongxirangchuqu？ruguozhanglaojuededizibushitaiju，

neidiziyemeibanfa。dabulediziyihoushenmeshidouanguijulai，juebuqiuzhanglaobanshi，zheiyangzongxingleba？

"zheihuashuodeyouhenyoujue。yisijiushi，nixiangyongzhiquanyawo，neiwojiugennisipolian，

yihoushenmedouanguijulai，kansheichikui！wangzhanglaoxianranmeixiangdaowozheimegang，qidehunshenfadou。"hao，hao，

hao！"talianshuolesangehaozi，"fangzheng，niyouguqi！neidongfuninaqu，lingshiyejini！dannijizhu，

jintiandeshi，benzuojixiale！""duoxiezhanglao。"woxiaomimidixingleyili，xinlilekailehua。

yaodejiushizheigexiaoguo！nixiangzhanwobianyi，mendoumeiyou！zouchuyishitang，

lipangzixingfendichuilewoyiquan："laofang，nitainiule！juranganzheimeduiwangzhanglao！""duitazenmele？

"wobuyiweiyidishuo，"taxiangqiangwodedongxi，wohaidexiaolianxiangying？zuomeng！

"suwanerqueyouxiedanxin："fangzheng，nizheiyangdezuiwangzhanglao，yihoukongpahuiyoumafan。

"wokanzhewanerguanqiedeyanshen，xinliyinuan。"waner，nifangxin。"worenzhendishuo，"wozheirenyougeyuanze，

bierenburewo，wojuebureshi。danruguoyourenxiangqifuwo，neibuhaoyisi，wojuebuhuirangbu。

wangzhanglaoxiangyongzhiquanyawo，neishitabudui。woanguijubanshi，youshenmecuo？"wanerkanzhewo，

yanzhongshanguoyisixinshang："nishuodedui。wojiushixihuannizheizhongbuqubunaodexingge。

"woheiheiyixiao："neishi，ninanrennengshiruanshizima？""sheishininanrenle？choubuyaolian！

"wanerlianyihong，cuilewoyikou。lipangzizaipangbianqihong："aiyo，guangtianhuarizhixiajiuxiuenai，

rangburangwomendanshengouhuole？""quququ，yibianerwanqu。"woxiaomadao。suiranzuishangxixiao，

danwoxinliqingchu，zheishierhaimeiwan。wangzhanglaohezhaoyunfeikendingbuhuishanbaganxiu，jiexialaikendinghaiyoumafan。

danwobupa。binglaijiangdang，shuilaituyan。sheixiangzhanwobianyi，wojiurangtazhidao，fangzhengbushihaorede！

disanzhang：dongfulidejingxiqingyunfengdedongfuguoranmingbuxuchuan。dongfukaizaozaibanshanyao，mianchaodongfang，

meitianqingchendounengkandaorichu。dongfuneibukongjianbuxiao，youjingshi、danfang、haiyouyigexiaoxingdejulingzhen。

zuiguanjiandeshi，zheililingqichongpei，biwozhiqianzhudemaowuqianglebuzhidaoduoshaobei。"bucuo，bucuo。

"womanyidizaidongfulizhuanleyiquan，"nanguaizhaoyunfeineisunziyanchan，zheidifangqueshihao。

"lipangzixianmudishuo："laofang，nizheixiafale。zaizheierxiulian，zhujizhongqizhirikedaia。""neishi。

"wodeyidishuo，"duile，zongmendelingshishenmeshihoufaxialai？""yinggaikuaile，anguiju，

santianzhineihuifafang。"lipangzishuo。wodiandiantou，xinlipansuanzhezheisanbaikuailingshizenmehua。

shouxiandemaidiandanyao，ranhoumaidiancailiaolianzhiyibachenshoudefaqi，shengxiadeliuzherichangxiulianyong。zhengxiangzhe，

dongfuwaituranchuanlaiyigeshengyin："fangshixiongzaima？"shisuwanerdeshengyin。woganjinchuqukaimen，

zhijianwanertizheyigeshihezhanzaimenwai，qiaolianshangdaizhexiaoyi。"waner，nizenmelaile？"wojingxidiwen。

"tingshuonibanxinjia，teyilaizhuhe。"waneryangleyangshouzhongdeshihe，"wozuoleyixiegaodian，nichangchang。

"woxinliyinuan，jieguoshihe："haishinixiangdezhoudao。"lipangzizaipangbianjianxixidishuo："aiyo，

renjiawanerduinizheimehao，nikedehaohaozhenxia。""quququ，jiunihuaduo。"wodengletayiyan。

wanerlianweiweiyihong，chakaihuatishuo："duile，wotingwodieshuo，

wangzhanglaozheiliangtianzaizongmenlidaochushuonidehuaihua，shuonibuzunzhongzhangbei，muzhongwuren。

"wolengxiaoyisheng："suitaqushuo。woyoumeizuocuoshenme，patashuoxianhua？zaishuo，

zongmenliderenyoubudoushishazi，sheiduisheicuo，dajiaxinliyoushu。""huashizheimeshuo，dannihaishixiaoxindian。

"wanerdanyoudishuo，"wangzhanglaozaizongmenjingyingduonian，guanxihenguang。tayaoshizhenxiangzhengni，banfaduodeshi。

"wozhidaowanershiweiwohao，renzhendishuo："womingbai，wohuixiaoxinde。buguowaner，nifangxin，

wobushineizhonghuichikuideren。taxiangzhengwo，yedekantayoumeiyouneigebenshi。"wanerkanzhewo，

qingtanyikouqi："niya，jiushitaijuele。""juezenmele？"woxiaodao，"woyaoshibujue，

qingyunfengdedongfuxianzaijiushibierendele。woyaoshibujue，zheibeizidouzhinengzhumaowu。waner，wogennishuo，

zheixiuxianjie，shiliguranzhongyao，dantaidugengzhongyao。nitaiduruanle，sheidouxianglaicainiyijiao。nitaiduyingle，

bierenfanerbuganqingyizhaoreni。"wanertingle，ruoyousuosididiandiantou："nishuodeyoudaoli。""neikebu，

ninanrenshenmeshihoushuoguomeidaolidehua？"wochoupidishuo。"youzhanwobianyi！"wanerchenguaidikanlewoyiyan，

quemeiyoufanbo。lipangziyouzaipangbianqihong："woshuonimenliangchabuduodele，zaizheimeniwaixiaqu，

wozhenshoubulele。"wozhengyaohuiduita，turantingdaodongfuwaichuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng。jinjiezhe，

yigedizideshengyinxiangqi："fangzhengshixiongzaima？zhifatangyourenzhao。"woxinliyijing。zhifatangzhaowo？

shenmeqingkuang？waneryeshiyileng："zheigeshihouzhifatangzhaoniganshenme？""buzhidao，qukankanjiuzhidaole。

"woxinlisuiranyihuo，danbingbuhuangzhang。woyoumeizuocuoshi，pashenme？laidaozhifatang，suzhanglaozhengzuozaitangshang。

takanqilaiwushilaisui，guozilian，nongmeidayan，yishenzhengqi。"fangzhengjianguosuzhanglao。

"wogonggongjingjingdixingleyili。suiransuzhanglaoshiwanerdefuqin，danzaizongmenli，gaiyoudelijiehaishiyaoyoude。

"fangzheng，tingshuonizuotianzhujile？"suzhanglaokaikoudao。"shide，zhanglao。"wodiantou。"bucuo。

"suzhanglaonandeluchuyisixiaorong，"nianqingrenyouguqi，benzuohenxinshang。"woyileng，suijimingbaiguolai。

kanlaisuzhanglaoyijingzhidaoyishitangdeshile。"zhanglaoguojiangle，dizizhishianguijubanshieryi。

"woqianxudishuo。"anguijubanshi，zheijiuduile。"suzhanglaodiandiantou，"benzuojiaonilai，

shiyoujianshiyaogaosuni。wangzhanglaogangcailaizhifatang，shuoniweifanzonggui，duizhangbeibujing，yaoqiuchengfani。

"woxinliyichen。guoran，wangzhanglaohaishichushoule。zheilaojiahuo，wanbuguojiukaishigaoheizhuangle？"zhanglao，

diziwenxinwukui。"wochenshengdao，"dizizhishiweihuzijiyingdedequanli，meiyouduirenherenbujing。

""benzuozhidao。"suzhanglaobaibaishou，"benzuoyijingbohuilewangzhanglaodeqingqiu。

tashuobuchuninaliweifanzonggui，zhishiyiweidishuonibuzunzhongta。benzuowenta，fangzhengnajuhuabuzunzhongnile？

tadabushanglai。benzuoyouwenta，fangzhengyaoqiuanzongguifenpeidongfu，youshenmecuo？tahaishidabushanglai。

"woxinliyisong，tongshiyeyouxiehaoxiao。wangzhanglaozheishibanqishitouzazijidejiaoa！paodaozhifatanggaozhuang，

jieguopengleyibizihui。"duoxiesuzhanglaozhuchigongdao。"wochengkendishuo。"buyongxiebenzuo。

"suzhanglaozhengsedao，"benzuozhishianguijubanshi。buguofangzheng，benzuoyaotixingniyiju，

wangzhanglaozheigerenxinxiongxiazhai，yazibibao。nidezuileta，yihoukongpahuiyoumafan。""dizimingbai。

"wodiantou，"dandizibuhouhui。ruguozailaiyici，dizihaishihuizheimezuo。"suzhanglaokanzhewo，

yanzhongshanguoyisizanxu："hao，youguqi。nanguaiwanerneiyatoukanshangni。

"wolianyihong："suzhanglao……""xingle，benzuobugennishuozheixie。"suzhanglaohuihuishou，"nihuiquba，

haohaoxiulian。jizhu，zaizongmenli，shilicaishiyingdaoli。zhiyaonishiligouqiang，sheiyebuganqingyiqifuni。

""dizijinjizhanglaojiaohui。"woshenshenyibai。zouchuzhifatang，wozhangchuyikouqi。

haihaoyousuzhanglaozhuchigongdao，buranwangzhanglaoneilaohulihaizhenkenengzhengwoyiba。buguosuzhanglaoshuodedui，

shilicaishiyingdaoli。woxianzaicaizhujichuqi，zaizongmenligenbenbusuanshenme。bixujinkuaitishengxiuwei，

zhishaodaozhujihouqi，cainengyouyidingdezibaozhili。"kanlaidezhuajinxiulianle。"woananxiadingjuexin。

disizhang：lingshifengbosantianhou，zongmendelingshizhongyufaxialaile。wonazheyigechuwudai，

limianzhuangzhesanbaikuaixiapinlingshi，xinlimeizizide。suiranduineixiedazongmendedizilaishuo，