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shoujitingtonglichuanlaiguanfangde、chengxuhuadehuiying：“nvshininhao，qingwenshinasuoxuexiao？jutiqingkuangshi？”

“jiangchengdaxue。shitangsanlou，hongshaoyatoutaocan，chichuleshutou。”

我言简意赅。

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回家？

说得真好听。

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他噎住了。

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“haode，wodengnimen。”

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“suyao，niyiweinizheimezuo，nengyoushenmehaoxiachang？”