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wohaimeilaidejifanbo，jiubeitamenlianshoutuishanglefengkoulangjian。
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shoujitingtonglichuanlaiguanfangde、chengxuhuadehuiying：“nvshininhao，qingwenshinasuoxuexiao？jutiqingkuangshi？”
“jiangchengdaxue。shitangsanlou，hongshaoyatoutaocan，chichuleshutou。”
我言简意赅。
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他噎住了。
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“suyao，niyiweinizheimezuo，nengyoushenmehaoxiachang？”