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精彩章节

“zenmela？”shenyihuanditouzixidaliangzhaopian，bingmeiyoufaxianqiyizhichu。

wobuganzaikanzhaopian，yinweishangmianbushibieren，zhengshineiweichenzongdemishulinian。

shenyihuanchayidikanzhewo：“nirenshita？”

wonulibaochizhending：“e，jianguoyici……zaichenzonghuohuadedangtianxiawu。”

“shizheiyanga，meishide，nibieyouxinlifudan，shizaibuxingjiuxianqupangbianxiuxi，woyigerenyekeyide。”shenyihuanjiangzhaopianfankouzaicaozuotaishang，zhizhebuyuanchudeyizi，shiyiwoguoqu。

wopieyiyanxueroumohudeshiti，shunjianzainaohaizhongfuxianchuliniandeshenqing。

gangcaizaiguanzhangbangongshiyudaoliangweiasir，shuoxiongshouyijingweizuizisha，nanbuchengshuodejiushilinian，bijingwozaisongbietingyetingdaoyourenshuotaxianyizuida。

zuiyaomingdeshi，wojingranrenbuzhudenaobuhuamian，congdangchulinianzhufuwobazhenguifusuizhechenzongdeyitishaodiao，daoxianzaitaxiangyitanrounichuxianzaiyanqian。

wofangfotingdaotadeyuanqi，ruguodangchuwobazhenguifufangzaichenzongdeshitishang，shibushijiubuhuiyoutadezhuilouerwang，zheimeyisuan，woyinggaishitazuihenderen。

“yangkui，nihaihaoma？”shenyihuanguanqiediwen。

worumengchuxing，shuangshouheshiduizheliniandeyitibaileyoubai，digudao：“lidameinv，yuanyoutouzhaiyouzhu，nikebuyaoguaiwo，woyebuxiangrangnisiya。”

shenyihuanduiwodejudongyoujingyounu，hechidao：“nizaiganma？nibushishenmedoubupama？zheishizuoshenme？”

woqiangzuozhending，jieshidao：“meiyudaoguizhiqianshibupa，kejiupayudao，wohaishiyifangwanyiba。”

砰……

huazhuangshiyijiaodedadenghuaile，maochuyigubaiyan。

woheshenyihuanwangzhebaiyan，sheiyemeiyoushuohua，qifenlengdaolebingdian。

“mei……shi，neigedengzaojiuyouguzhangle，daihuirangshifuxiuyixiajiuxingle，womenxianyongbeiyongdeng。”shenyihuanzhuanshenpaixiabeiyongdianyuankaiguan，shunjianhuazhuangshihuifulemingliang。

danbeiyongdenggonglvxiao，suirankeyizhaoming，zongguibibushangdadengliangtang。

daozhiwoheshenyihuanyanqianshimingliangde，ershenhoushiyipianheian，rangworenbuzhuhuanxiang，heianzhongshibushiyouyishuangyanjingzhengehenhenzhushizhewo。

shenyihuanjingtidao：“haola，bielengzhele，jintianbixudebawangshengzhexiufuwancheng，bunengrangtazaihuazhuangshiguoye。”

woshenziyouxieweizhan，danhaishixiangzhidaoyuanyin：“weishenme？”

“buweishenme，jiushibuxing，zheishiguiding。”shenyihuanjile，meiyanjiandaizheyisinuqi。

wojuedingxuanzechenmo，yushinaqigongjupeihetazuoxiufu。

shijianyifenyimiaodeshiqu，liniandemianrongzhujianbiandeliti，danyezhishihuifuyigelunkuo，tadewuguanhaoxiangnianzaipifushang，niuquerzhangkuang，xianggefengheqilaidebuouwawa。

shenyihuanyijingjinlezuidanulixiufu，danhaishiwujiyushi，xiangyaohuifudaoshengqiandemoyang，shijuewukenengde。

wokanleyanqiangshangdeguazhong，haiyoubangeduoxiaoshijiudaoxiabanshijian，ruguohuanzuopingshi，woyidinggaoxingdepidian，kejintianbuxing，bixuyaozaixiabanqianwanchengyitixiufu。

jinguanwobuzhidaoshitizaihuazhuangshiguoyehuiyoushenmehouguo，dancongshenyihuandefanyinglaikan，yidingbushishenmehaoshi。

suoyiwozaixinzhongmomoqidao，zaodianjieshugongzuo，jinkuailikaihuazhuangshizheigedifang。

wowen：“dagai……kenenghaiyaoduojiu？”

shenyihuantouyebutai：“buwenle，zhuajinshijian，nibawangshengzhedehounaoshaoyongmaodingguding，duojiagejigedingzi，nongdelaokaoyixie。”

wonaqidingqiangduizhunleliniandehounaoshao，danchichibukenkoufa，zongjuedebagangtiedarutadetougushiyijiancanrendeshiqing，napatayijingqushi。

“nizaiganma？wobushigaosunilema？fangkongziji，shenmedoubuyaoxiang。”shenyihuanduozouwoshouzhongdedingqiang，yanjishoukuaiduizhesuiliedetougulianfajiqiang。

gutouhejinshuchanshengmoca，neishiyizhongnanyixingrongdeciersheng，youdianxiangfenbizaiheibanshangshuxiechanshengdecilasheng。

henkuailiniandetougugudingzhule，xiayibujiushizainaodaishangfugaifangzhenpifu，zheishiyixiangxizhidegongzuo，rongbudebandianmahu。

woheshenyihuandouqingchuliujiwomendeshijianbuduole，womenyaonachuzuikuaidesuduxiufu，tongshibaozhengxiufudexiaoguo。

“nishuotahuibuhuiyuanhenwo？”wonannanziyudao。

shenyihuanyoudiantingbudongwodehua，etoujinsuo，wendao：“weishenmeyuanhenni？”

zheishiwocaifanyingguolai，shenyihuanbingbuzhidaotaiduoneiqing，shenzhicaiganggangliqinglinianhechenzongdeguanxi，danerrenbeihoushifouhaiyouqitaguage，zheigesheiyeshuobuqing。

shenyihuanjiaojidishuo：“kuaile，jiayou，nituozhewangshengzhedexiaba，wobaetoudeposunfenghe。”

woganmangshenchushoupeihe，shitidebinglengtouguoshoutaochuandaowodezhijian，wohenxiangsuoshou，danweilepeihegongzuozhinengjianchi。

dengshenyihuanjiangliniandemianjiaheetouchudesui**hewanbi，wokanleyiyan，chadianheguoqiqu。

youyurenqushihoujirouchanshengzhongzhang，daozhipifuwufafugai，liniandeyanqiuyouyiduoban**zaiwaimian，kanshangqushifenheren。

“haola，haishengxiazuihouyibu，jitacayixiefendi，jinkenengjiangzhenxianshangbazhegaizhu，jizhule，dongzuoyidingyaoqing，jiudangwangshengzhezhengzaishuijue……”

huagangshuowan，shenyihuanshentizuoyaoyouhuang，woyibajiangtachanfuzhu，guanqiedao：“nizenmela？”

shenyihuanxuruodishuo：“woturanyoudiantouyun，kenengshidixuetangfanle，fuwodaopangbianzuoyihuiba，nizhuajinshijianjiwangshengzheshangzhuang。”

wodingzheshenyihuanshabaidelianjia，xinzhongshengqiyihuo，zenmebuzaobuwan，pianpianzaizheigechakoufanyunleni？daodishiyouyiduanlianwo，haishiliniandewanghunzaidaogui？

“shengxiadeshiqingjiaojiwo，nixianxiuxi。”wojiangshenyihuanandunzaizuoyishang，naqihuazhuangbilaidaoliniandeyitiqian。

huazhuangfenzaixiaoshuazixiafenfei，zhiyouyishaobufenliuzaileliniandelianpangshang，yinweirenqushihou，shentihuibiandejiangying，henduoshihoudouguabuzhufendi。

wojinliangrangzijifangkong，yishouduanzhetuopan，yishounazhehuabi，xiangyiweihuashizaimiaohuizijidezuopin。

danmeidangwokandaolinianfanqilaidebaiyan，zonghuijuedetaxiayimiaojiuhuigundong，woyueshidanqie，neizhongganjuejiuyueqianglie。

“zenmeyangle？”shenyihuanshuangshoupengzhebaowenbei，jingshenhuanhejifen，danrengshiyifurourouruoruodeyangzi。

“mashangjiuhao。”woyibianhuida，yibianjilinianzuozuihoudezhuangshi。

shenyihuanbingbufangxin，huanhuanzoudaogenqian，zhizhewangshengzhedezuibu，shuo：“jidetukouhong，bunengshidahong，yebunengshianhong。”

womengle，yagenbuzhidaodahongheanhongdeshijuechabie，shenyihuankanwofaleng，zhuanshenconghuojiashangmolaiyizhikouhong，shiyijiwangshengzhetushang。

“lixiaojie，wojinitukouhongya，rangnimeimeida。dangranle，womendexiufujishuyouxian，zhinengbanihuifudaoxianzaidedibu，nibuyaoguaizuiwomenya。”wobianjiliniantukouhong，kouzhongqingshengdigu，zheiyihuishenyihuanmeiyouchaoxiaowo，ershiqingtanyikouqizoule。

wojixushuo：“bulunnihechenzongdaodishizenmehuishi，guoqudedouyijingguoqule，jiubuyaozaijiujiele……”

turan，wobeiyanqiandeyimujingdaile，liniandeyankuangjingranliuxialiangxingyeti，haoxiangshileizhu，kequshiderenzenmehuiliulei？

“shenyihuan，nikuailai……ta……”

“怎么啦？”

shenyihuantingchuwohuazhongdehuangkong，xinzhongyongqibuxiangdeyugan，tayizuikuaidesuduchongdaoliniandeshitiqian。

“tashizailiuleima？womeikancuoba，nijianduoshiguang，ganjingaosuwozheishishitidezhengchangfanyingduibudui？kuaishuohuaya。”woyaohuangzheshenyihuandegebo，tasisidingzheliniandeshiti。

shenyihuannannanziyudao：“shiliulei，renzoubei。”

wojinghudao：“**，shenmeyisi？zheishihounianshenmeshunkouliua。”

shenyihuanzhizheqiangshangdeguazhong，shijianyijingdaolesidianwushiwu，haiyouwufenzhongxiaban。

“kuaizou，mashanglikaizheigefangjian。”shenyihuanyibajiangguoshidaidelalianfengbi，jiezheyongcaozuotaishangdebengdaijiangshitilaolaoguding。

wolaibujixunwenyuanyou，naqishoujijiuwangmenkoupao，shenyihuancongconggenzaishenhou。

“made，guazhonghuaile。”woxiguanxingkanyiyanshouji，faxianshangmianyijingshiwudianban，erqiangshangguazhongdedianyuandengyijingximie，zhizhendinggezailegangcaideweizhi。

“huaile，mensuosila。”shenyihuanyonglilamen，quezenmeyedabukai。

咚咚……

turuqilaideguaishengzaihuazhuangshihuidang。