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huifeidebingmeishide《xiaobadediaoyujihua》limianyouyixiechuodaonineixinde，henganren。henxihuansongchenxiaoba，qianglietuijianzheibenxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：taxiangshixiudaolejingtiandaguadeweidao，shengyindouranbagaolebadu，daizhekuazhangdexijuqiang：“wa！bushiba？……

精彩章节

1xiaobademimishiqingdecongyigeyangguanghaodeyoudianguofendexiawushuoqi。

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“weng”deyisheng，wodedanaozhijielanping，cpuganshaoleyewufachuliyanqianzheiguoyuchaoxianshideyimu。

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limianfeikuaidilveguoyisibeirenkuipomimideeranhe……yisibuyichajuedejiongpo？dantadaodishisongchen，

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tachenmolejimiao，neijimiaoduiwolaishuo，manzhangderutongzaiyouguolifanfujianzha。ranhou，talengbingbingdikaikou，

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”“……shawanyier？”wolianshangdebiaoqingdagaiwanmeiquanshile“mudengkoudai”sigezi，

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“xiaobazhiyu？zhei……zheibujiushigeshangyijiexuezhangbianchulaihuyouxinshengdexiaoyuanchuanshuoma？

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xiangshidaizhegouzi，shengyinyadi，chongmanleweixiandejinggaoyiwei：“ruguonigangaosubieren，houguozifu。

”qiangdadeqiushengyurangwoshunjianjinrule“congxin”moshi。wohedesuolesuobozi，

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woshenmedoumeikanjian！wojiushigeluguode，dui，luguode！woyanjingganggangturanjinshijiasanguang，shayekanbuqing！

”tasihuduiwozheifusongbaoyoushixiangdetaidupoweimanyi，jibukechadiqinghengleyisheng，zhongxintuihuiqu，

youyadidunxia，zaicinaqitadeyugan，jixutaweidade“wangzhexiuxing”。

wojihushishoujiaobingyong、tongshoutongjiaoditaolilezheipianshifeizhidi，sudukuaidexiangshenhouyouguizaizhui，

liandiaozaidishangdeneige“wanezhiyuan”naichabeidouchediwangdaolenaohou。yizhipaodaojiaoxuelouguaijiao，

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lingyiban……juranshimouzhongnanyiyanyude、guiyidexingfengan？

naohailibushoukongzhidikaishizidongbofanggangcaineimu：gaolengjinyudexiaoba，

hetaneiyutaqizhiyanzhongbufude、daizhedianyouzhishaqidediaoyuxiaopihao……zheisheding，

zenmeyuexiangyuejuede……youdianshangtouni？

jiuxiangnibuxiaoxinzhuangjianleyizhipingriliweifenglinlin、pinizhongshengdedalanggou，

qishibeidilihuitoutouwannidiuchuqudemaoxianqiu，haihuiyinweizhuibudaoerjidehenghengjiji。neizhongjizhidefancha，

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nihaoxianghai……kedaole？yizhongmingwei“haoqi”dezhongzi，zaiwoxinliqiaoqiaomaixia，

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wanquanbuyiyang.......neikemingwei“haoqi”dezhongzi，yidanzaixinlimaixia，

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jinxingtaleidabudongde“xiaobaxiuxing”。erwo，

suweizijizhaodaolezuiwanmeideyanhushenfen——“xiaoyuanhuanbaojixianfeng·lajibuluodituiguangdashi·linxiaoxiao”。

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yehuiyoupogongdeshihou——biru，dangmoutiaodandabaotiandejinli，bujinchiguangletadeyuer，

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lianshanghaidebengchuyifu“wozhishigewuqingderenglajijiqi”delengmo。zheizhongqingkuangchixuledagaiyizhou。

zhidaoneitian，wozhaochangqu“zhixingrenwu”，yuanyuanjiuganjueqifenbudui。songchenyijiudunzaineili，

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yanshenkongdong，lian**jindejiaobushengdoumeichajue。neiyike，shenmexiaobadeweiyan，

shenme“houguozifu”dejinggao，quandoubeiwopaodaolenaohou。

woxinlineizhimingwei“muai”（huoxuhaiyoudianbiede？）dexiaoguaishoushunjianzhanjuleshangfeng。

woxiangbeishenmedongxifutileyiyang，bushoukongzhidizoushangqian，

shengyinlidaizhezijidoumeichajuedexiaoxinyiyi：“zenmele？”tamengdihuiguoshen，taitoukandaoshiwo，

yanshenlixianshishanguoyisi“zenmeyoushini”deeran，suijineidianeranxunsubeinongnongdeyumenqudai。

tachuixiayanjie，menmendi、shenzhidaizhedianbuyichajuedeweiqu，tuchuyiju：“diaobushanglai。”neiyuqi，

peishangtaneizhangshuailian，shashanglijianzhifanbei！wonaoziyire，neijuzuyigaibianwoweilaixiaoyuanshenghuoguijidehua，

jiuzheimebuguonaozidiliulechuqu：“yaobu……wobangni？”huayichukou，

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songchentiaoqiletaneishuanghaokandemeimao，yanshenlichongmanlehaobuyanshidehuaiyi，shangxiadaliangzhewo：“nihuidiaoyu？

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shituwanzun：“wo、wosuiranbuhuidiaoyu，danwohuifenxiyudexinlia！”woshenchushouzhi，

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tongtifugui，yanshenpini，yikanjiushizheichizilidekangbazi，yuzhongdalao！putongdeyuer，

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”wowanquanshixinkouhuzhou，bijingwoxiaoshihouyongbingganweigongyuandeliyuneishiyiweiyigezhun。

3jiaxizhenzuochuhuyiliaodeshi，songchenjuranmeiyouchizhiyibi。talengleyixia，kankanwo，

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zhengzhongdi……didaolewoshouli！shoulituranyichen，neibingliangdechuganrangwoshunjianqingxing。

wo……wozheijiushangshoule？yushi，wode“xiaobashouxidiaoyuguwen”（zifengde）shengya，

jiuzaizheizhongjiqibukaopudefenweizhong，zhengshilakaileweimu。congneitianqi，

womenjiuxianglianggeduishangleanhaodedixiagongzuozhe，meitianfangxuehou，xinzhaobuxuandizailaodifanghuihe。

wofuzetianmaxingkongdi“fenxiyuqing”（qishijiushiyibenzhengjingdihushuobadao），cong“jintianshuiwenpiandi，

yuerkenengxinqingbuhao，xuyaodiansecaixianyandeyuertitishen”（jianyitayongwoyingguanglvdebianlitiesichengtiao），

dao“shuaiganjiaoduyaoyouya，yaoyoujiezougan，nigangcaineiyangxiangzaihuichutou，huibayuhechuxinliyinying”。

taqichuhaihuibengzhelian，yongtaneimeishenmewendudeshengyinfanbo：“yumeiyouxinqing。”huozhe“nizaidouwo？

”danjiabuzhuwoqieerbushedixinao……abu，shizhuanyefenxi。jianjiandi，

wofaxianzheizuobingshanhaoxiang……meineimebingle。

tahuizaiwoshouwuzudao、tuomohengfeidijiangjie“yuleiweibiaoqingxinlixue”（chunxiabian）shi，

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tahuizaiwodailaibutongkouweidelingshichangshizuoyuershi（suiranyujibenbuchi），yibianxianqidishuo“langfei”，

yibianyoumomobawoxihuandekouweiliuchulai。zuirangwoyinxiangshenkedeyici，

shitadiyicichenggongyongwobaisuidedanhuangpai，yinlaiyiqunxiaoyumiaoweizhetayugouzhuanshi，tamengdizhuanguotou，

yanjingliangjingjingdikanxiangwo，yuqilidaizheyisitazijidoumeichajuedexingfenhefenxiangyu：“linxiaoxiao，nikan！

”neiyike，tabuzaishineigegaogaozaishang、lengbingbingdexiaoba，gengxiangshigefaxianlexinqiwanjudedananhai，

ganjingyouchuncui。wodexintiao，henbuzhengqidiloutiaoleyipai。dangran，

tayehuizaiwosiwujidanditucaota“nizheijishu，yudouyaojinichunkule”deshihou，

haobukeqidisongwoyigedabaiyan，ranhouyongyuganqingqingqiaoyixiawodenaodai，lidaoqingdexiangshizaifuquhuichen。

womenjichizilidejitiaozhuyaojinlidouqilemingzi：neitiaozuifeidejiao“fugui”，

zongaiduozaishuilianyexiamiandejiao“haixiugui”，haiyouyitiaoweibatebiepiaoliangdejiao“xiaoxiannv”。

tashenzhihuizaiwomeijishichuxianshi，duizheshuichiziyanziyu：“jintian‘guwen’chidao，

‘fugui’doukuaieshoule。”neigeyuanbenchongchizhexiaodushuiweihegangajiyidejiaoluo，

yinweizheiduanmomingqimiaode“gemingyouyi”，jingranmanmanbianchengleyigechongmanqingsonghe……ng，

shadiaoqixidemimijidi。womenzaizheilifenxiangguotongyibaoshupian，zhenglunguonazhongkouweideruantanggengshihezuoyuer，

yeyiqikanguowushucichimiandangyangdexiyang。wohaoxiang，yuelaiyuexiguanmeitianxiawudezheigeshihou，

yeyuelaiyuexiguanshenbianyouzheigekansigaoleng，shizeyoudianyouzhi、youdianbenzhuodesongchen。

zheizhongpingjing（qiegaoxiao）derizi，zhidaoneitianbeiyizhenjianruiyoushuxideshuoxiaoshengdapo，caijiaranerzhi。

mingyundechilun，kaishichaozhewocongweiyuliaodefangxiang，hongranzhuandong。

neizhongchanzazhelingshixiangwei、hushuobadaohemomingxintiaoshengdepingjingrizi，xiangtoulaideyiyang，

huanghuangyouyoudiguoleyiduan。wojihukuaiyaowangjisongchenyuanbenshineigerangrenwangershengweidexiaoba，

zhijuedetashizheigexiaoxiaoshuichibian，youdianyouzhi、youdianbenzhuo，danyiwaihaohongdediaoyudazi。neitianxiawu，

xiyangjizhenggeshijiedoushuashangleyicengnuanchengsedemitang。wozhengdunzaisongchenpangbian，naodaijihuyaohetacoudaoyiqi，

zhuanxinzhizhidibangtadiaozhengneigezongshibutailingguangdeyuxianlunsongjindu。zuilihaixiguanxingdisuisuinian：“songtongxue，

gennishuoleduoshaobianle，duidaiyuxianyaoxiangduidainvpengyouyiyangwenrou，nizheicushoucujiaode，dongbudongjiuningsi，

yuhaimeidiaodao，xianxianbeinizhetengchuxinliyinyingle……”songchenmeihangsheng，zhishiweiweicetoukanzhewo，

tadehuxiqingqingfuguowodeefa，youdianyang。

wonengwendaotashenshangneiguhendande、xiangshiyangguangxiaqingcaohunzhexuesongdeweidao，guaihaowende。

jiuzaiwoyinweizheiguofenkaojindejulieryoudianxinyuanyimashi，yizhenjianruiyoushuxideshuoxiaosheng，

xiangyibashengxiudejiandao，“cila”yishenghuapolezheipianjiaoluodeningjing。woxinlimengdiyigedeng，

yizhongbuxiangdeyuganrutongbingshuicongtoujiaodaojiao。taitouyikan，wanle，

pashenmelaishenme——zhengshixuexiaolineizhihaocheng“songchendongtailiaowangta”debaguaxiaofendui！lingtoudeneige，

shiwangqian，songchenhouyuanhuidehuizhang，zhandoulikanbishigegouzi。tacikezhengdengdaleyanjing，

xiangshifaxianleshiqiankonglongzaitiaobalei，muguangzaiwohesongchenzhijianlaihuisaoshe，

zuizhongdinggezaiwomenjihuaizaiyiqidejianbangshang。tatuzhefensechuncaidezuibazhangchengle“o”xing，

yuqilichongmanlenanyizhixinheyizhongbeiqinfanlingdibandetiaoxin：“songchen？ni……nizaizheiliganshenme？

haiyouta……”taneigenzuolejingzhimeijiadeshouzhi，zhizhidizhixiangwo，

fangfowoshishenmebugaichuxianzaizheilidewuranwu。songchendeliansejihushishunjianjiuchenlexialai，

bichuanjubianlianhaikuai。tazhiqishen，gangcaineidianruoyousiwuderouheqixixiaoshidaijin，

querdaizhideshibixiboliyahanliuhailengdediwen，tayanpidoulandetaiyixia，

lengbingbingdituchusigezi：“guannishenmeshi。”wangqianbeiyeleyixia，lianshangyoudianguabuzhu，dansuiji，

taxiangshixiudaolejingtiandaguadeweidao，shengyindouranbagaolebadu，daizhekuazhangdexijuqiang：“wa！bushiba？

womengaolengdelianhuadoulandegennvshengduoshuoyijudesongdaxiaoba，juranhuigenyigenvsheng……zainancemenkou？！

yiqidiaoyu？！zheiguanxi……kebuyibana！”tashenhoudejigenvshenglikexiangshijiedaolezhilingdeyingshengchong，

kaishiqizuibashediqihong：“jiushijiushi！taiyangdaxibianchulaile？”“guaibudezuijindouzhuabudaochengerenying，

yuanlaishizaizheili‘mimixingdong’a！”“zheinvshengsheia？

kanzheyansheng……”neixietanjiude、shenshide、daizhemingxiandiyidemuguang，xiangwushugenximidezhen，