xiaoshuozhurengongshilinjunerbingdexiaoshuojiao《xiangcunwanjiejiaoyixitong》,shizuozhedongwangyangzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:“dukang:jinniangaoliangshouchengbuhao,bugoujidawangniangjiu,jiqiu1jingaoliangjiuchang,jiaqianhaoshuo!”“gelunbu:shangdia,wodechuanyuanmendoudelehuaixuebing,tamenxuyaoxinxiandeshucaibuchongweishengsu,sheinengbangbangwo,jiaqianhaoshangliang,sulian!”“jingtanshizhe:chulifotanganshui,jiqianjiulazou!”...
“dukang:jinniangaoliangshouchengbuhao,bugoujidawangniangjiu,jiqiu1jingaoliangjiuchang,jiaqianhaoshuo!”
“gelunbu:shangdia,wodechuanyuanmendoudelehuaixuebing,tamenxuyaoxinxiandeshucaibuchongweishengsu,sheinengbangbangwo,jiaqianhaoshangliang,sulian!”
“jingtanshizhe:chulifotanganshui,jiqianjiulazou!”
“ruanxiaoqi:liangshanboshuikuxinxianliyu,yugoucongsu,liangdacongyou!”
“……”
这是哪里来的逗比?
linjunkanzheshoujiganggengxindesannongjiaoyiruanjian,yilianmengbi!
daxuebiyehou,linjunhuijiabaoleershimudi,zhongcaizhonggua,yangzhuyangji,kailegeyoujishengtainongchang。
jiuzaigangcai,tabashoujili,zheigesannongzhuanyongdejiaoyiruanjiandianlexiashengji。
zheikuanruanjian,limianjingranduochuleyigexitong,jiaowanjiejiaoyixitong。
shangmianneixiedoubijiaoyixiangmu,jiushilinjunzaizheigexitonglikanjiande。
“gujishinalilaidedoubi,chuncuijiushigaoxiaode!”
linjunxiaolexiao,guandiaolezheigejiemian。
ranhou,kanleyanzhengchangdejiaoyixitong。
zheilimian,zijifabudefanqiexiaoshouxinxi,yiranwurenwenjin!
zheiniantou,doushuoyoujihao。
kezhendedaomaideshihou,jiudoushuoyoujidegui!
能不贵吗?
woneinongchang,bozhong,chucao、shifei、shachong、caizhai……
meiyidaogongxudoushichunshougong,jueduimeiyourenhehuafeihenongyao!
zhongchulaideyoujifanqie,1kuaiqianyijin,doushichengbenjia!
ruanjianshangneixie3kuaiqianyijin,haishuozijishiyoujide,nengshizhenyoujima?
zheiniantou,likui,ganbuguoligui!
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yeshiyinweishoujiataigui,ladaopifashichangyishangwu,wenjiadeduo,maidequeshiyigemeiyou。
ganhaozhe,yemeishayisi!
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“dajun,nizheihuangguashibucuo,jiushijiaqiantaigui!”
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zaoshangkanjianlinjunzheiyichedinghuadaici,shuilinglingdehuangguashi,zhaoerbingjiuchuixiansanchile!
tashijiujingshiguderen,yiyanjiukanchulaile。
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danyaoshiladaoshilidejingpinchaoshi,mei2kuaiqian,genbenchibudao!
“erbingshu,zhendebunengzaibianyile,wozheidoushichengbenjiale!”
林俊也是为难。
tazheihuanggua,yinweiyeshiyoujizhongzhi,chengbendouchabuduoyao8kuaiqian!
“dajuna,nihaohaoxiangxiang,wozheimedadepifashang,nengzhiyaonizheiyichehuangguama?”
“woshuode8kuaiqianyijin,shibanidilidequandoubaole!”
erbingheiheiyixiao,luchuliangkejinya。
全包了?
linjunyileng,yaoshiquanbaodehua,daoshikeyikaolvyixia。
suiranzhuandebuduo,danzhishaonenghuidiankuana!
bijing,tahaizhiwangzheiyipenghuanggua,jinongchangdegongrenkaigongzini!
yinweixiaoludewenti,tazheinongchang,keshilianggeyuedoumeifagongzile。
gongrendoushixianglixiangqin,linjunyebuhaoyisizaituo。
“那行!”
“zheiyichahuangguayouchabuduo3jin,nikedequandouyaole!”
linjunzhuomoleyixia,yiyaoya,dayingle。
“没问题!”
“niyaoshibufangxin,zanmenkeyiqiangehetong!”
erbingshuowan,congdoulitaochuyigexiaobenben,nileyigegouxiaohetongdijilinjun。
jieguohetong,linjunzixikanlekan,zaishangmianyeqianlezi。
“neizanmenjiushuodingle,xiawuqidian,woquzhaoninahuo。”
“nijiwoanshizhunbeihao,yaobusuanniweiyue,yaofa!”
erbingdeyidijianghetongshouhuidaokoudaili,ranhoujilinjunzheichehuangguachenglezhong。
yigongshi5jin,4kuaiqian。
“fangxinba,kendingmeiwenti!”
linjunjieguolaierbingdiguolaidechaopiao,shuleshu。
tadenongchanggule1genongfubanggong,3jinhuanggua,yixiawudeshijianhaishizhunbeidehaode。
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“change:qiugouhuluobu,yuedayuehao!(beizhu:bangyutumaide!)”
“caiyuanzizhangqing:laidiannengzhuanqiandezhongzi,erniangshuole,zhongdizaibuzhuanqian,tajiuzhunbeichirenrou!”
jiemianshang,youshuaxinlejitiaodoubidexinxi。
meixiangdao,haitinghuanlede!
jirandajiadouzheimedoubi,gancui,woyepiyixiahaole!
zheimexiangzhe,linjundianleyixiajiemianyouxiajiao“wodewanjiejiaoyixitong”tubiao。
zaizheili,xianshizhezijidexinxi。
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“youyisi,zuodehaitingxiangneimehuishi,gujishixunidejiaoyiba!”
linjunkanleyixia,xuanzelefabuxindeshangpin。
ranhou,bahuangguadexinxitianlejinqu。
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linjunnaqishouji,duizhunyigenhuanggua,anxialepaizhaosaomiaodeanniu。
xitong:saomiaochulizhong,qingshaodeng!
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万界交易平台?
什么鬼?
linjundexintiaodongdekuaisubuyi,danhenkuaiyejiupingjinglexialai。
bijingyeshikanguowushuwangwenderen,xitongzheidongxi,tahaishiyousuolejiede。
nandaoshuo,zijizheishishilaiyunzhuanle?
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