“dukang：jinniangaoliangshouchengbuhao，bugoujidawangniangjiu，jiqiu1jingaoliangjiuchang，jiaqianhaoshuo！”
“gelunbu：shangdia，wodechuanyuanmendoudelehuaixuebing，tamenxuyaoxinxiandeshucaibuchongweishengsu，sheinengbangbangwo，jiaqianhaoshangliang，sulian！”
“jingtanshizhe：chulifotanganshui，jiqianjiulazou！”
“ruanxiaoqi：liangshanboshuikuxinxianliyu，yugoucongsu，liangdacongyou！”
“……”
这是哪里来的逗比？
linjunkanzheshoujiganggengxindesannongjiaoyiruanjian，yilianmengbi！
daxuebiyehou，linjunhuijiabaoleershimudi，zhongcaizhonggua，yangzhuyangji，kailegeyoujishengtainongchang。
jiuzaigangcai，tabashoujili，zheigesannongzhuanyongdejiaoyiruanjiandianlexiashengji。
zheikuanruanjian，limianjingranduochuleyigexitong，jiaowanjiejiaoyixitong。
shangmianneixiedoubijiaoyixiangmu，jiushilinjunzaizheigexitonglikanjiande。
“gujishinalilaidedoubi，chuncuijiushigaoxiaode！”
linjunxiaolexiao，guandiaolezheigejiemian。
ranhou，kanleyanzhengchangdejiaoyixitong。
zheilimian，zijifabudefanqiexiaoshouxinxi，yiranwurenwenjin！
zheiniantou，doushuoyoujihao。
kezhendedaomaideshihou，jiudoushuoyoujidegui！
能不贵吗？
woneinongchang，bozhong，chucao、shifei、shachong、caizhai……
meiyidaogongxudoushichunshougong，jueduimeiyourenhehuafeihenongyao！
zhongchulaideyoujifanqie，1kuaiqianyijin，doushichengbenjia！
ruanjianshangneixie3kuaiqianyijin，haishuozijishiyoujide，nengshizhenyoujima？
zheiniantou，likui，ganbuguoligui！
yankanzijizheiliangmudapengdefanqiejiuyaoshangshi，quehaimeiyidianxiaolu，linjunxinlijiubaliangbaliangde！
xianbushuozheiliangmudapengdefanqie，xianzaihaiyouyimudapengdehuangguazhengguazheguoni！
yeshiyinweishoujiataigui，ladaopifashichangyishangwu，wenjiadeduo，maidequeshiyigemeiyou。
ganhaozhe，yemeishayisi！
linjuntanlekouqi，zhengyaofadongdiansanlunzouren，yigerenying，chaotazouleguolai。
“dajun，nizheihuangguashibucuo，jiushijiaqiantaigui！”
“zheiyangba，nirangyirang，8kuaiyijin，woquandouyaole！”
shuohuazheiren，shizheigeshucaipifashichangzuidadepifashang，zhaoerbing。
zaoshangkanjianlinjunzheiyichedinghuadaici，shuilinglingdehuangguashi，zhaoerbingjiuchuixiansanchile！
tashijiujingshiguderen，yiyanjiukanchulaile。
zheihuangguadezhiliang，meideshuo！
zaitamenxiangxia，1kuaiyijindehuanggua，dangranmeirenxiaofeideqi！
danyaoshiladaoshilidejingpinchaoshi，mei2kuaiqian，genbenchibudao！
“erbingshu，zhendebunengzaibianyile，wozheidoushichengbenjiale！”
林俊也是为难。
tazheihuanggua，yinweiyeshiyoujizhongzhi，chengbendouchabuduoyao8kuaiqian！
“dajuna，nihaohaoxiangxiang，wozheimedadepifashang，nengzhiyaonizheiyichehuangguama？”
“woshuode8kuaiqianyijin，shibanidilidequandoubaole！”
erbingheiheiyixiao，luchuliangkejinya。
全包了？
linjunyileng，yaoshiquanbaodehua，daoshikeyikaolvyixia。
suiranzhuandebuduo，danzhishaonenghuidiankuana！
bijing，tahaizhiwangzheiyipenghuanggua，jinongchangdegongrenkaigongzini！
yinweixiaoludewenti，tazheinongchang，keshilianggeyuedoumeifagongzile。
gongrendoushixianglixiangqin，linjunyebuhaoyisizaituo。
“那行！”
“zheiyichahuangguayouchabuduo3jin，nikedequandouyaole！”
linjunzhuomoleyixia，yiyaoya，dayingle。
“没问题！”
“niyaoshibufangxin，zanmenkeyiqiangehetong！”
erbingshuowan，congdoulitaochuyigexiaobenben，nileyigegouxiaohetongdijilinjun。
jieguohetong，linjunzixikanlekan，zaishangmianyeqianlezi。
“neizanmenjiushuodingle，xiawuqidian，woquzhaoninahuo。”
“nijiwoanshizhunbeihao，yaobusuanniweiyue，yaofa！”
erbingdeyidijianghetongshouhuidaokoudaili，ranhoujilinjunzheichehuangguachenglezhong。
yigongshi5jin，4kuaiqian。
“fangxinba，kendingmeiwenti！”
linjunjieguolaierbingdiguolaidechaopiao，shuleshu。
tadenongchanggule1genongfubanggong，3jinhuanggua，yixiawudeshijianhaishizhunbeidehaode。
cheshang，shenglejigenhuanggua，linjunliuzhe，lushangdangshuihe！
zhengqianburongyi，nengshengyejiushengle。
baqianshouhao，linjunyounachuleshouji，dakailesannongjiaoyiruanjian。
zijidefanqie，yiranwurenwenjin。
yaoleyaotou，tayoudiankaileneigedoubidewanjiejiaoyixitong。
“change：qiugouhuluobu，yuedayuehao！（beizhu：bangyutumaide！）”
“caiyuanzizhangqing：laidiannengzhuanqiandezhongzi，erniangshuole，zhongdizaibuzhuanqian，tajiuzhunbeichirenrou！”
jiemianshang，youshuaxinlejitiaodoubidexinxi。
meixiangdao，haitinghuanlede！
jirandajiadouzheimedoubi，gancui，woyepiyixiahaole！
zheimexiangzhe，linjundianleyixiajiemianyouxiajiao“wodewanjiejiaoyixitong”tubiao。
zaizheili，xianshizhezijidexinxi。
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“youyisi，zuodehaitingxiangneimehuishi，gujishixunidejiaoyiba！”
linjunkanleyixia，xuanzelefabuxindeshangpin。
ranhou，bahuangguadexinxitianlejinqu。
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linjunnaqishouji，duizhunyigenhuanggua，anxialepaizhaosaomiaodeanniu。
xitong：saomiaochulizhong，qingshaodeng！
linjunkanzheshouji，shangmianxianshizheyigejindutiao，henkuai，jiudaole1%。
jiuzaijindudaoda1%deshihou，cheshangdeneigenhuanggua，xiaoshile！
linjunroulerouyanjing，shenshouzaicheshangmoleliangxia！
meicuo，shizhendexiaoshile！
xitong：didi，saomiaochuliwanbi，yishangchuanzhiwanjiejiaoyipingtai！
万界交易平台？
什么鬼？
linjundexintiaodongdekuaisubuyi，danhenkuaiyejiupingjinglexialai。
bijingyeshikanguowushuwangwenderen，xitongzheidongxi，tahaishiyousuolejiede。
nandaoshuo，zijizheishishilaiyunzhuanle？
tashenshenxileyikouqi，lengjingdisaolemianqiandeshoujiyiyan。
zaizijidemaijiaxinxixiafang，chuxianleyigehuangguadetubiao，xiamianshiyixingzijigangxiejinqudemiaoshuxinxi。
xiaoxiaonongmin：xinxiandaicihuangguayigen，riyongqingshuang，yeyongshushuang，sheiyongsheizhidao，zhiyao1kuaiqian！
xitong：jianyumaijiadiyicifabushangpin，zengsongsuzhuyigedalaba，shiyonghou，kezaiquanwanjie（baohanlishi、dianying、dianshi、xiaoshuo、xuanhuan、erciyuandengsuoyouweimian）jinxingguangboyici！