yiwanjiedexuanhuankehuanticaixiaoshuo《xueliangbuzukongjuzheng，wopugongjihebao》shi“woyiwobi”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshichenzhuosuyun，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：nitemiaodebujindapolemijingdezuigaodengjixianzhi，haitemiaodeshengdaole1**？zheizhendeshirenleinengzuodaodeshi？gangjuexingwandezhiyezheqimayaoyonglianggebanyuezuo……
zhangniutingdaozheihua，hedeyigunuanliudunshiyanzhedatuiyiluliutanglexialai，shuangtuipinmingzhengzha，dandouwujiyushi。
zhengdangtaganjueyaozhixiersideshihou，yidaojiumingdaocaobandeshengyinhuranxiangqi：“gemener，burujiwogemianzi，fangleta。”
chenzhuoshunzheshengyinwangqu，yidaochuanzhehualiyifudeshaoniancongyipangdeshulinzhongzouleguolai。
tayishendoushixiyoujizhuangbei，kanyangzishinagedajiazudeshaoye。
“woshiqingchengerzhongyibandesongrentou，zhiyeweisssjidejinzhoufashi，yeshisongjiadejiazhudeerzi，zhangniushiwopengyou，jiwogemianzi，fangleta。”songrentouyuqipingdan，buxiangshiqingqiu，gengxiangshiyizhongmingling。
tadiekeshizongshijidezhiyezhe，bingqiejiazuchanyeguimojida，bushuozaiqingcheng，jishizaididoudouyoubushaorenyaojitamianzi。
shuodeshihou，tademuguangfangdaolejinyanbaodeshitishang，taxinxiangkanlaishixinshoumijingchulemouzhongwenti，jingranwufachuansongchuqu。
tagenbenjiumeiyouwangchenzhuoshilitaiqiangzheifangmianxiang，bieshuoshiyigeganggangjuexingderenle，jiusuangaojiezhiyezhelaileyebujiandenengyuneiguliliangzuodui，gengbieshuobarenshale。
suoyizhinengshimijingchulewenti。
zhangniuyongzheganjideyanshenkanxiangsongrentou，ranhoulianmangshuodao：“shia，nifanglewoba，zuorenliuyixian，rihouhaoxiangjiana！”
“nimeibiyaozuodezheimejue，kuangqiesonggejiadayeda，nirebuqide！”
songjia？talveyouerwen，maosishizuoyixieyaojishengyide。
chenzhuochixiaoyisheng，songkaileshou，houzeyi**shuaidaozailedishang。
“xingba，wozheimeshanliangderenbuduole，wojiujiniyigemianzi，gunba！”
“duile，shuoxiexie。”chenzhuolimaodeshuodao。
“ke，keke，xiexie，xiexie！”zhangniudakoudechuanzhecuqi，xinxiangguoransonggedemianzijiushida，nizainiubiyouzenyang？
还不是得听宋哥的？
ersongrentoudelianshangmeiyoushenmebiaoqing，zheidoushiyiliaozhizhongdeshiqing。
congxiaodaoda，zhiyaobaochushenfen，meirenganbujitamianzi。
除非是死人。
tadanrankaikou：“guolaiba。”
“haoleige。”zhangniuganjidechaozhesongrentoupaoqu。
gangpaochuqujibu，turan，yiguqiangdadejulicongtadeshenhouxilai。
zhangniujiaobuyidun，ditouyikan，xiongqianchuxianleyigedadong，haizaisanfazherelang，tadetongkongzhujianshousuo，qixikaishixiaoshi。
“wei...shen.....”
“peng！”deyisheng，yishixianruxukong，zhitingtingdedaozailedishang。
songrentouyizheng，muguangsenrandewangxiangchenzhuo，“nishenmeyisi？”
“worangtagun，sheitemerangtazoule？”chenzhuodeluchulongwangshiweixiao。
songrentoulianseyinchenrushui，duifangdehuahaosizaixishuatayiban。
“nizheishiyaogenwosongjiazuoduima？！”
“meiyoua，wojinimianzilerangtagun，sheijiaotayaopaode？”
“你特么在耍我！”
“**，nicaizhidaoa？”
“ni.....henhao！”
henjiumeiyouyudaogantiaoxinzijiderenle！
songrentouyanlishanguoshayi，ranhouzhuanshenjiuzou。
tabushishazi，yichenzhuoshasizhangniudeshouduanlaikan，muqiandedengjihenkenengbitagaoyidian。
zijixianzaixiangduifutagujiyoudianxuan，dengchulemijing，youdeshishouduannongta。
huran，tadeshenhouchuanchuledaizhexiaoyideshengyin，“worangnizoulema？”
“zenme？nanbuchengnihaixiangshawo？”songrentouzhuanguoshen，yuqiyouxiehaoxiao。
takeshiqingchengsongjiadeshaoye，sheigandongta？
kaiwanxiao，gandongtaderenjialiqiuyindoujinishuzhepi，jidandoujiniyaosanhuangge。
kuangqie，yebujiandechenzhuoshilinengbitaqiangdaonaliqu。
“caiduige，danshimeiyoujiangli！”chenzhuoheheyixiao。
tashenangezhongwangluoxiaoshuodetaolu，yibanqingkuangxia，fanpaizaizheigeshihoujiuhuiduiwohuaihenzaixin，ranhouweilaiduizijishuagezhongxiaoshouduan，shenzhixiangyaonongsiziji，womeiyourongcuo，haiburutiqianbatashale，fanzhengtayihouyedesi。
xiangqingchuhou，zaicigekonghongchuyiquan！
“nizenmegan.....de！”songrentounuhouyisheng，zhoushenheiqibaoyong，jiuxianggoujianfangyupingzhang，danquanfengsudutaikuai，zhayanjianjiulaidaoletademianqian。
啪——！
tadejijiandijiefangyuzhuangbeishunjianposui，quanfengzhijiejitadexiongtangkaileyigedong。
songrentoudetongkongsuochenglezhenjian，shenqingnanyizhixin，tazenmedoumeixiangdaoduifangzhendeganduitaxiashashou。
tongshiyemeixiangdao，duifangdeshilizheimeqiang！
zijiliantadeyiquandoujiebuxia！
砰！
现场陷入一片寂静。
chenzhuoshenhuleyikouqi，jibianshitiqianzuolexinlijianshe，diyicisharen，haishilianshasanrendeqingkuangxia，haishiyoudianjinzhang。
zhiyuzhiqianshuodehua，daobushiduizhangniushuode，ershiduitazijishuode。
tahuranxiangdaoleshenme，mozhexiabachuaimodao：“huibuhuidalexiaodelailelaode，dalelaodeyoulailegenglaode，womeiyourongcuo，yaoburanzhijiebataquanjiadoushale，yijuehouhuan？”
tayoulianlianyaotou：“buxingbuxing，zenmeganjuewoxianggesharenbuzhayandefanpai，haishisuanle，kuangqiezheiliyemeirenzhidaowoshaleta，yinggaizhaobudaozijishenshang。”
“继续去刷怪！”
chenzhuolikaizheilihou，tiankongzhizhongsihuchuanchuleyidaoxinyouyujidezhanghusheng。
ranhouyidaoweifengfuguo，dimianshangdesanjushitijiuzhijiebeichuansongzoule。
......
外界。
“wodexueshenggujixianzaidoushaleyibaitouguaiwuleba？laoyuan，nizheicibishu！”zhaoyaoshengquanzaiwo。
“neikebuyiding。”heyuanmeikaiyanxiao。
chenzhuozheimenitiandebiantai，liantadoudadeguo，xiaoxiaodeyigexinshoufubenbushigenwanyiyangma？
qitarengentabi，neihaiwangedan！
砰！砰！砰！
jiuzailiangrenliaotiandeshihou，sandaoshengyinturancongmijingderukouchuchuanlai。
liangrenhaiyiweishiyourenchufalebaohujizhibeichuansonglechulai，yushimuguangwangleguoqu，jieguojiukandaolesanjushiti。
zhouweideyixiexueshengkandaozheiyimu，zhijiebeihedeliansecangbai，jianjiaozhelakailejuli。
“songrentou？！zenmekeneng！”zhaoyaoshishengdao：“chufalebaohujizhibushizhijiechuansongchulaima？zenmekenengzhijiechuansongchulaileshiti？！”
zhouweidelaoshijianzhuangyeshiheleyitiao，zheisizhuangtaicanle，tebieshijinyanbao，rentoufenli。
“nanbuchengshimijingdebaohujizhichubugle？”
“zheishishenmeguaiwudade？kanyangzishibeishunjiandongchuanlexiongkou，zhijiemiaoshade！”
“si！liansssjizhiyezhedouzhijiebeimiaole！mijingnandaoshimohuale，chuxianmowule？buxing！bixutongzhixueshengmendouganjinchulai！”
“wanlewanle！songjiaweiyideshaoyesile，qingchengdetianyaobianle！sheinengchengshousongjiadenuhuo？！”
“......”
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