青城一中，办公室。
“chenzhuo，nishishuo......niganggangzizhujuexingle，danshinidexueliangzhiyouyidixue，jiusuanshuafubenshengjiyewufatishengxuetiaoshangxian？”
banzhurensuyunmuguangdingzheyanqianzhangxiangqingxiudeshaonian，yuqitouluzhehuyi。
mingtiancaishijuexingri，nijintianjiuwanchenglezizhujuexing？
yibanlaishuo，nengzizhujuexingderendoushitiancaizhongdetiancai，danchenzhuodexuetiaoshangxianzenmezhiyouyidixue？
“shidesulaoshi，woxianzainapashuaiyijiao，beishuzhilayixia，beigouyaoyikou，buxiaoxinluchuxue，douyoushengmingweixian。”chenzhuohaipajile：
“suoyiwoxiangqingninbangwoxiangxuexiaoyaojijianbaomingzhuangbeiyonglaibaohuwoderenshenanquan！”
suyunqiaomeiweizhou，yaoleyaotou：“niyezhidao，baomingzhuangbeidoushilv40jiyishangdezhiyezhecainengpeidaide，ermeiyoudengjixianzhidebaomingzhuangdoushishenhuajizhuangbei；bushiteshuqingkuang，xuexiaoshibukenengpixialaide。”
“danwoshiteshuqingkuang！”
“什么特殊情况？”
“我是无敌的！”
“puci！”tingdaozheijuhua，suyunrenbuzhuxiaolechulai，yiweichenzhuoshizaihetakaiwanxiao，yushidao：
“woyetingxihuanwangongbende。”
chenzhuomeitouweizhou，zaicizhongfudao：“wobuxihuanwangongben，yemeiyouzaikaiwanxiao，wozhenshiwudide！”
怎么就不信呢？
“yemeifashaoa。”suyunhuyizheyongshoubeitiezailechenzhuodetoushang。
caiganggangchengnian，jiusuanshuoshizizhujuexinglezhiye，neiyebukenenggangjuexingjiuwudia。
zheijiuhaobiniganggangshangyoueryuan，ranhoujiushuozijinaleboshixueweizhengshuyiyang，zheiduolipu？
suyunwunaidao：“neinishuoniwudile，nizhengmingjiwokankan。”
chenzhuotanletanshou，ranhouqingqingdalegexiangzhi。
啪！
chaneijian，zhijiansuyunmianqiandebangongzhuosihubeimouzhongshenmideliliangsilie，biaomianjingranchuxianlemimimamadeliefeng，suihouyuelaiyueduo，zuizhongzhijiehuaweilejifen，sanluoyidi。
？？？
zheiyimu，zhijierangsuyunshayanle，yanjingdengderutongling，renbuzhubaolejucukou：“**！”
ruguozhishijiangbangongzhuopaiduanhaikeyishuoshiliqida，danzhijierangbangongzhuosuichengfenmo，zheililiangyijiduililiangdebakongjueduishifeichangkongbude。
zuikongbudeshi，chenzhuojinjinshidalegexiangzhi，genzhuozimeiyourenhedejiechu。
nanbucheng，zhenrutasuoshuo，tawudile？
“qiaoniyijidong，huadoushuofanle。”jiaodaozhurentingdaodongjingzoulejinlai，xianshidiaokanleyiju，ranhouxunwendao：
“fashengleshenme？womenshilaoshi，weirenshibiaode，luanjiaoshenme？”
xiayimiao，sihushichajuedaolelimiandebangongzhuobujianle，ranhouyoukandaoledishangdeyiduifenmo，shunjiantongkongshousuo：“woganlinniang！”
“zheishinaweizongshibawodezhuozidachengfenle？”
qiaqiaozaizheishi，shichadehexiaozhangyeluguozheili，tingdaoledongjing，likeyansudepiping：“haodainiyeshijiaodaozhuren，luanshuozanghuachenghetitong？”
ranhou，tatongyangyekandaolezheiyimu。
hexiaozhangdunshirenmale，zhenhaidao：“wotaoninainaigehou！zheizheizheitemesheigande？”
sanfenzhonghou，suyunjiandandejiangleyixialailongqumai，liangrenzheicaimingbaile，jieshibukesiyidekanxiangchenzhuo。
zheizhendeshiyigeganggangjuexingdexueshengnengzuodaodeshiqing？
chenzhuowunaidetanletanshou，“zheixiagaixinwoshuodehualeba？”
“tongxue，zheizhinengshuomingnihenqiang，danbingbunengshuomingniwudile，yinweiwoyekeyihenqingsongzuodao。”hexiaozhangxinshangdexiaodao：
“buguonicaigangjuexingjiuyouzheimeqiangdadeshili，weilaijueduibukexiaoqu，zhiyaobuchuyiwai，jueduinengjinruhanxiadingjianxuefu！erniyaodebaomingzhuang，woyekeyijinijijianshishijide。”
chulegeshilizheimeyaoniederen，gaokaodeshihouqitaxuexiaowangedana！
zhishihenkexi，zhiyouyidixue，meirenherongcuo，daoshigemafanshi。
“buxing！shishijidezhuangbeiwoxianzaichuandaibule，woyaoshenhuajide！”chenzhuoyumeitouyitiao：“zenyangcainengzhengmingwoshiwudide？”
jianchenzhuorucizhizhe，hexiaozhangzhihaoshuodao：“zheiyangba，woshi61jidezongshi，niruoshinengdabaiwo，wobianxiangxinnishiwudide。”
chenzhuomeitouyizhou：“wopachushi。”
hexiaozhangyesihuxiangdaoleshenme，rentongdao：“queshi，nizhiyouyidixue，wanyishoushangle，lianwodoujiubuhuilai。”
“bushi。”chenzhuoyaotoudao：“wodeyisishiwopanichushi。”
“wochushi？”hexiaozhangfangfotingdaoletiandixiazuihaoxiaodexiaohua，hahadaxiaozhizhenaomenshuodao：
“lai，shenxiyikouqi，yongnizuidadeliliang，buyaoyazhililiang，yunzhuanquanshenliqi，chaozhei，dui，jiuchaowonaomenhongguolai！fangxin，buyaopa，nishangbulewode。”
taduizijideshiliyouzhejueduidezixin，bijingburuliushijijiushizongshile，hegaojiezhiyezhekeweiyouzhetianrangzhibie。
hainengbeiyigeganggangjuexingdetongxuedashang？
开玩笑！
“nei......haoba。”
chenzhuohaishishoulejuedabufendeliliang，ranhouposhiwuhuadeyiquanluozailehexiaozhangdexiongkoushang。
hexiaozhangshangyimiaohaizaihahadaxiao，xiayimiaojiudaishangletongkumianju。
chenzhuokansiqingpiaopiaodeyiquan，quehaosiyizuotaishanluozailetadexiongkoushang，shunshijianleiguduanlie，xiongkouneixianlejinqu，zhenggerenxiangshikepaodanbanhonglechuqu，zhijiejichuanleshuduqiang！
kongqixianrulesiyibandejijing。
suyunhejiaodaozhurenbukezhixindezhangkailezui，yanlidaizhi。
haihaojintianshizhouri，zhiyoujiweilaoshizaixuexiaozhunbeizhemingtiandejuexingyishi，buranxueshengmenkendingyiweiyoudixi。
chenzhuodaizheqianyishuodao：“gaisi，liqihaishiyongdaleyidian。”
ruguoshuotadeliliangshiyipianwangyangdahaidehua，ganggangtazhiyongchuleqizhongyidishuideliliang，danmeixiangdaoyijiuzheimekongbu。
suyunhejiaodaozhurenxinzhongzaicixianqijingtaohailang，bujindaoxiyikouliangqi。
yiquanmiaoshazongshigaoshou，nihaimeiyouyongshangquanli？
zenmetingyuqihaiyoudianxianqizijililiangda？
这尼玛是人啊？
“bushi，nimentemedaoshilaifuwoyixiaa！”hexiaozhangkaozaiqiangbian，zuilimaozhexianxue，xinzhongyukuwulei。
tazenmedoumeixiangdao，zheixiaozililiangjingrucilipu，tadouyijingzuozulefangyu。
kuangqiezuizhongyaodeshi，tadeshijianfangyuzhuangbeihesanjianbaomingzhuangbeijingranzaiganggangneiyishunquanbubaole！
yejiushishuo，taruguomeiyouzheixiezhuangbeidehua，taxianzaibusiyeshizhongshang！
这下是真亏大发了！
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21~40jizhongjiezhiyezhe。
41~60jigaojiezhiyezhe。
61~80级宗师。
81~100jidazongshi。
100jiyishangdishi。）