《xiashanhou，wochengzhimuqinguimi》shiyibulingrenzhemidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youshilichunfengjingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaolinxuanliushinantongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan，bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。“zheilijulishiqubijiaoyuan，chuxingyebufangbian，zheiliangchezinixianyongzhe。”“duile，mingtianwobazhunbeijuxingyichangcishanwanyan，haiqinglinxianshengshanggeliannenglaicanjia。……。
chuyongchundabuzoulai，zaihaiyouyimijulideshihou，lunqiquantouchaozhelinxuanzalexialai。
zheiyiquanluoxia，gengshidaizhehuxiaofengsheng。
zhouweiderenwenshengdoubishangleyanjing，shengpakandaoxuexingyimu。
linxuanliansebubian，shenchushouzhangyibazhuazhuletadequantou，wuzhiweiweideyisuo，chuyongchundelianshangdunshiluchuletongkudeshense。
taganjuezijidequantousuishidouyaosuiliele。
linxuanlenghengyisheng，shouwanqingqingdeyiniu，zhitingkacayisheng，zhijiejiangchuyongchundezhengtiaoshoubeixielexialai。
jiezheqingqingdeyitui，chuyongchunhoutuizhuangdaoleqiangshangcaitinglexialai。
tabaozheshoubeizhong，yilianjingyadekanzhelinxuan。
zhengjinghechengqingqingkandaozheiyimuyemanshizhenjing。
zaitamendeyinxiangzhong，linxuanjiushiyigeruobujinfengdegongzige，zenmehuiyourucishili？
chuyongchunliansenankanlaidaochengqingqingshenbian，shuodao：“biaojie，duifangzuiqimashifanjingerpinzhishangdegaoshou，yaobusuanleba。.”
chuyongchunzaichengjiaqinglaishifudejiaodaoxiayezhishimianqiangrulefanjingyipin，genbenbushilinxuandeduishou。
chengqingqingqidefeidoukuaiyaozhale。
zhenyaoshisuanle，zheibushizijidazijilianma？
“lianzheimegefeiwudoubuguo，niyeyoulianshuoyaobaohuwo？”
chengqingqingnuhuowuchufaxie，yigunaodesazailechuyongchundetoushang。
tajintianshitielexindeyaochuzheikoueqi，ehenhendedengzhelinxuanshuodao：“guaibudenengcongzhuizhairendeshouzhonghuoxialai，yuanlaihailianlegongfu！”
“niyiweizheiyangjiunengpingxiwodenuhuo？bukeneng！”
“nizuiduoyejiushifanjingsanpineryi，zaiwochengjiamianqian，yirangoupibushi！”
linxuanrentongdedianlediantou，shuodao：“queshiruci。”
xiantianzhixia，jieshilouyi。
zhanzailinxuandejiaodu，ziranmeicuo。
chengqingqingyiweilinxuanshihaipale，zuijiaolimayangqilexiaorong，xiaozhangdao：“heng！wochengjiayoufanjingwupindegaoshou，niruoshibuxiangjiangshiqingnongda，daizheneige**xianzaipaguolairangwochouliangbazhang，zheishierjiusuanguoqule！”
“buran，wochengjiagaoshoulaile，daoshihou，rangnimenzheidui**guangzheshenzichuqu！”
tingzhechengqingqinglindedayanbucan，sunyueyagengshilengxiaolianlian。
fanjingwupinyenengjiaogaoshou。
zailinxuanmianqian，bieshuoshiwupin，nijiushijiupinlaileyeshichouyulanxiaa！
zheishi，xiangnaierdelaobanfengmaodingzhemantoudahanchonglejinlai。
shifenzhongqian，tahaizainenmoshenshangpazhe，yigedianhuaguolaichadianrangtayangwei。
zheiyilushang，tayoumencaisi，chuangleshiergehongdeng，chetingzailouxiayaochidoumeilaidejibajiupaoleshanglai。
erbaiduojindeshenziyiluzhetengxialai，chadianyuandiqushi！
haozaishicaizhedianganlaile。
kandaolaoban，zhengjinglengleyixia，jinjiezhelianmangyingleshangqu。
“laoban，ninjintianzenmeyoukonglaidianlimianle，shiyoushenmefenfuma？”
“gunkai！biebalalaozi！”yibatuikaizhengjing，fengmaoguazhetaohaodexiaorongyiluxiaopaolaidaosunyueyademianqian。
“sunzong，nilaizhiqianyebudashengzhaohu，woyehaoqinzijiedainin。”
fengmaozheifuzitairangzhongrenxinzhongyijin，fenfenshaleyan。
jiulianchengqingqingyeshipoweijingya。
这女人什么来头？
jingranzhendehanlailefengmao！
jiusuanshitafuqinchenghongshanlaileyebukenengrangfengmaorucifangdizitai，wanquanyifugoutuizidemoyang。
sunyueyapielefengmaoyiyan，lengxiaodao：“fengzongriliwanji，shengyifanmang，wonagandaraonina，fengzongbupitougailiandemawoyidun，dousuanhaodele。”
congsunyueyadeyuqizhongfengmaojingquedepanduanchulezheiweida**xinzhongyouhuo。
当即腿软了一下。
zheishinagebuzhangyandedezuilezheigezuzong，lianleilaozishoulezui！
“sunzong，ninzheihuashuode，biqinin，wozheixiedoushixiaobenshengyi，ninjintiandouyoukongchulaiguangjie，wogengshiyouxiangongfule，zheibu，jiedaonindetongzhi，wolimajiuganguolaile。”
fengmaochenghuangchengkongdeshuozhe，yuqibeiwei。
sunyueyachixiaoleyisheng，shuodao：“fengzong，nizheihuajiuqianxule，ninxianzaishengyizuodale，youjiazile，jiuliandianyuandouganhekerenbaipule，shenzhia，haiganjiwomenzheixiegukepozangshui。”
“zheibu，woxiangzhejiefengzongdeguang，laizheierjiwopengyoumaishenheshideyifu，jieguogangjinmen，jiubeirenzhizhebizishuoshixiaotou，haiyaoqingbaoanjiwomensongdaosifasi，xiangyaobangwogaishangaishanhuoshi。”
tingdaozheihua，fengmaodunshidengdaleshuangyan，shoujiaobingliang。
“neigewangbadanshuoyaojisunzonggaishanhuoshide，jiwogunchulai！wokankanniyoujigedaner，laozijintianyigegejinichaile！”
fengmaoyishuangnumudengzhedianneideyuangong，shaqitengteng。
fengmaoshihunhunchushen，baishouqijia，nengdapinchuzheixiechanye，pingjiedejiushiyiguzihenjingyijihenladeshouduan。
zheiyisangzihouchulai，gengshibasuoyourenhedebuqing，jigeyuangonghunshenzhandou，buganhangsheng。
zhengjinggengshishuangtuidazhan，suishidouyaotanruanzaidi。
她知道，她完了！
这女人没吹牛！
是真大有来头！
“zenme？shilaozideputonghuashuodebubiaozhun？xuyaowozaizhongfuyibianma？”
jianwurenchengren，fengmaoxinzhongzhimaniang，yuqiyeyufadeyinleng。
zheishihou，zhengjingyedingbuzhuyali，zhanzhanweiweidezhanlechulai，putongyishengguizailefengmaodemianqian。
“冯总，我。.”
budengzhengjingbahuashuowan，fengmaoyibazhangshanleshangqu。
啪！
zheiyibazhangkebuqing，zhijiebazhengjingbanzhangliandazhongle。
“nishenmeni！zheishinigaiguidedifangma？”
zhengjingbeidadetouhunnaozhang，meimingbaifengmaohuazhongdeyisi，kuqiangzheshuodao：“fengzong，wocuole，wobuzhidaotashinindepengyou，ninkanzaiwohejiashengliangrenweidianlimianchulebushaolidefenershang，ninraowoyici！”
jiashengyoushigeshenmedongxi？
laozipingshenmejitamianzi？
他配吗？
jintianzheishierer，jiushiqinerzilaileyebuhaoshi！
laozizenmezhaolezheimege**jinlai？
fengmaoxianzaijinwozhequantou，henbudejizheinvrenzhijiediuhuchenghelimianweiyu。
danxianzaihaibunengzheimezuo。
shenhouneizuzonghaimeishuohuani！
“raoniyici？nihaiyoulianhelaoziqiurao！”fengmaoyijiaochuaizailezhengjingdexiaofushang，nuchidao：“nijilaozidaoqianyoushenmeyong，nimadeyoubushilaozi！”
“zijipaguoqujisunzongdaoqian！”
“zhenghaolaozizheijitianlaoshidiaobushangyu，niruoshibunengrangsunzongmanyi，laozibanibangyugoushangquhailimiandiaoshayu！”
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