小丧尸变小姑奶奶？不行嘛！一静一木-著

小说简介

yijingyimuchuangzuode《xiaosangshibianxiaogunainai？buxingma！》shiyibudiedangqifudechuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaosuninglesuguoqiangzaizhuixunzijidemengxianghejiejueneixinmaodundeguochengzhongjinglilexuduotiaozhanhechengzhang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixianmingderenwuxingxianghekourenxinxiandeqingjieerbeishouzanyu。jiuzaizheishi，chenmeihuagangxiangyaozhangzuijieshiyifan，keshiyitingdaosuninglehoumianshuodeneijuhua，zhenggerenxiangshibeishiledingshenzhouyiban，shenzimengdiyixiajiujiangzai……。

精彩章节

“duizhang，buhaola！laoyeziyouzaigenxiaogunainaisaqijiaolaila，neiyanshen，fangfonengpenchuhuolai，haihenhendidengleniyiyanyo！”yimingcunminfengfenghuohuodipaolaixiangduizhangbaogao，tayijiandaolaoyezidengyan，limajiuxinzhidumingzheiyiyanshichongzhesheiqudele。

“hahahaha，biedanxin，meishierde。guobuleyihuier，xiaogunainaijiunengbalaoyezijihongdefufutietiede。zhishizanmenduizhangya，kezhenshitaiweiqulou，hahahaha。”lingyigecunminxiaodeqianfuhouyang，manliandoushixingzailehuodehuaixiao，neimoyanghuoxiangyizhitoulexingdemao。

“nimencaicaikan，laoyezizheihuidaodishiweishayaodengwomenduizhangya？”

jigeweizuozaihuolubiandecunminkaishijijizhazhadicaiceqilai，tamenyibianshuozhe，yibianbutingdijimeinongyan，neimoyangbietiyouduohuajile，jiuxiangyiqunwanpidehouzi。

jiuzaizheishi，yizhizaipangbianmomojianduzhezhongrendeduizhangsuguoqiangshizaishikanbuxiaqule，tadelianxiangyikuaiheitan，heideheren，yilianwuyudikanzhezheijigejiahuo。

raner，haimeidengtakaikouxunchijiju，laorendesunzituranzouleguolai。zhijiantayiliankuijiudishuodao：“shu，zhenbuhaoyisia......”xianranyeshitingdaozheixiedaqudehuale，suoyitebiebuhaoyisi，neilianjiuxiangyigeshutoudehongpingguo。

“jiamina，meiguanxide，buguowodaoshitinghaoqide，laoyezizheicizenmeyoudengqiwolaile？”duizhangsuguoqiangjianlaizheshilaoyezidesunzi，xinlixiangzheyebushishadabuledeshiqing，yemeidasuanzhuijiu。

danshitaxinzhongqueshishifenyihuo，zijijiujingshizainalibuxiaoxindezuilelaoyezini？bijingtajintianyizhengtiandoumeiyoukandaolaoyezideshenying，genbenbuzhidaofashengleshenmeshiqing。

sujiaminyouxiejucudinaolenaotou，lianshangluchuyimonanweiqingdeshense，qingshengshuodao：“yeyekeshizaijiazuzudenglexiaogunainaiyizhengtianna！sheinengxiangdaozuihouquetingshuoxiaogunainaishangshanqule。”tayibianshuozhe，yibianhaiqingqingditanlekouqi。

“a？？？nandaolaoyezihexiaogunainaizhijianhaiyouyuedingbucheng？”pangbianderenmanlianjingya，dengdaleyanjingwendao。

sujiaminweiweidianlediantou，biaoshikending，zuiliyingdao：“ngng。”

neirenbujinhaoqiqilai，zhuiwendao：“neizheidaodishiweishaya？nanbuchengyoushazhongyaodeshiqing？”

sujiaminganmangbailebaishou，jieshidao：“qishiyemeishadashila！jiushizuotianxiaogunainaiqinkoushuoguo，jintianyaodaizheyeyechuquhaohaoyouwanyifanni。kesheizhidaojinergexiaogunainaizijipaoqushanshangle，yemeiqujiaoyeye，youjianduizhangzaizhei。”shuowanzheihua，sujiaminwunaidiyaoleyaotou。

duiyuzijiayeyezaigenduizhangzhengxiaogunainaizheijianshishang，buzhidaoshuoshenmehao，zhengbuguojiushengqichimengcu。

suguoqiang：.........

╮(╯▽╰)╭

“kuaichi，chiwandainiquwan。”suninglemanlianxiaoyidijiangkuaizidileguoqu，yanshenzhongtouluchuyisiqidai。

laoxiaohaibuhaohonga，xiangtaitoutanqiε=(´ο｀*)))ai

laoyezitingdaozheijuhuahou，lianshangdunshizhanfangchuxiaorong，neibumanzhouwendelianpangfangfoshunjiannianqinglejisui。raner，tadezuiliquebutingdiniantaozhe：“kebuxushuohuange，yaoshipianwolaotouzi，denghuierwokeshihuishengqide，erqieshengqilekebuhaohongyo！”

suninglekanzheyanqianmanmanyiwandeshazhucai，xinzhongbujinyizhenkuxiao。zheidaocaisuiranmeiwei，danduiyucikedetalaishuo，queshiyizhongtianmidefudan。xiaolianzibuzhidaoshenmeshihoubianchengleyigehualao，jijizhazhashuogebuting，huayuxianglianzhupaoyiyangcongzuilibengchulai。

suninglezhinengzuoerjinyouerchu，xinbuzaiyandidianzhetou，ouerfuyandiyingheyisheng。

yucitongshi，zailingyibianneitiaoqiqubuping、kengwabianbudemalushang，yiliangjunchezhengfengchidianchebandixiangzhemudedijichierqu。chelunyangqizhenzhenchentu，cheshensuizhelumiandeqifuershangxiadianbo。cheneimimanzhejinzhangdeqifen。

“laowang，yidingyaojianchizhua，zanmenjiukuaidaole！”zuozaifujiashishangderenjiaojidihandao。

“chekaiwenyidiana，zheimedianbowodegutoudoukuaiyaosanjiale！”houpaizuoweishangderenjianlaorennanshoudemoyang，shengqidao。

“shizaimeibanfaya，zheilubenlaijiubupingtan，xiangyaokaidewendangjiudefangmansudu。”sijiwunaidijieshidao。

“buxing，haishianzhaoxianzaizheigesudukuaidiankaiba，bingrendeshentizhuangkuangyijinghenzaogaole，genbenjianchibuletaizhangshijian。huashuohuilai，womendaodiyaoqunalia？xianzaizongkeyigaosuwoleba？”suishenyishengjiqiediwendao。

“dengdaoledifangnimenziranjiuzhidaole。”huidayijiushenmimoce。

─=≡σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ

“duizhang……”zhijianyigecunminmanlianshenmidicoujinduizhangdeerbian，yadishengyindiguqilai。neimoyangfangfoshengpabeiqitarentingjianside。

“wozhidaole，nimenjixuchi。”duizhangsuguoqiangyibianhuiyingzhe，yibianfengjuancanyunbanxunsujiangmianqiansuoshengwujideshazhucaijikoubalajinzuili。tachidejikuai，genbengubushangzheigangchuguodecaiyaoyouduotangzui。

yanxiazuihouyikouhou，suguoqiangmengdizhanqishenlai，dabuliuxingdizoudaohuijilaoqianshenpang，suishoubakongpanziwangpangbianyifang。

zhengzaimangliuzhongdesuhuijilengbudingtaitoukanleyiyan，dangtaqiaojiansuguoqiangneiyilianyansudebiaoqingshi，buyoudezuijiaoyizhenchouchu。tazhanglezhangzui，sihuxiangyaowenxieshenme，danzuizhonghaishimeigankaikou。

suguoqiangzeyongburongzhiyidekouwenshuodao：“laoqian，jiwodayipanshazhucaidaizou。”

“zhidaole，nimendengyihui。”suhuijilianmangyingdao，tongshishoushangdedongzuoyejiakuailejifen。ranerjiuzaizheishi，tarenbuzhuyouduozuiwenleyiju：“zenmechushile？”

suguoqiangzhoulezhoumei，chenshengdao：“ng，dengyixianiqubacunzhangjiaoshang，daihuilaizhaowo。”

“zhidaole。”dedaomingquezhishihoudesuhuijibuganzaiduoyan，zhishidianlediantou，bianzhuanxinzhizhidijixujiqitacunmindaqicailai。ersuguoqiangzeduanqiganggangdahaodemanmanyipanshazhucai，zhuanshenchaojiadefangxiangzouqu。

haimeidaojiamenkou，yuanyuanditajiukandaoyoujigerenzhengzhanzaineili。dangtakanqingqizhongyirendemianrongshi，yuanbenhaisuanpingjingdelianseshunjianbiandeyinchennankan。tayishengbuhangdizoushangqianqu，momodijiangshouzhongdeshazhucaidijiduifang，ranhoushenshoucongdoulitaochuyaochidakaijiamen。

“nimenlaiganshenme？bushishuolebuyaozailailema！！”suguoqiangnumuyuanzheng，duizheyanqiandejirenhoudao。