“duizhang，buhaola！laoyeziyouzaigenxiaogunainaisaqijiaolaila，neiyanshen，fangfonengpenchuhuolai，haihenhendidengleniyiyanyo！”yimingcunminfengfenghuohuodipaolaixiangduizhangbaogao，tayijiandaolaoyezidengyan，limajiuxinzhidumingzheiyiyanshichongzhesheiqudele。
“hahahaha，biedanxin，meishierde。guobuleyihuier，xiaogunainaijiunengbalaoyezijihongdefufutietiede。zhishizanmenduizhangya，kezhenshitaiweiqulou，hahahaha。”lingyigecunminxiaodeqianfuhouyang，manliandoushixingzailehuodehuaixiao，neimoyanghuoxiangyizhitoulexingdemao。
“nimencaicaikan，laoyezizheihuidaodishiweishayaodengwomenduizhangya？”
jigeweizuozaihuolubiandecunminkaishijijizhazhadicaiceqilai，tamenyibianshuozhe，yibianbutingdijimeinongyan，neimoyangbietiyouduohuajile，jiuxiangyiqunwanpidehouzi。
jiuzaizheishi，yizhizaipangbianmomojianduzhezhongrendeduizhangsuguoqiangshizaishikanbuxiaqule，tadelianxiangyikuaiheitan，heideheren，yilianwuyudikanzhezheijigejiahuo。
raner，haimeidengtakaikouxunchijiju，laorendesunzituranzouleguolai。zhijiantayiliankuijiudishuodao：“shu，zhenbuhaoyisia......”xianranyeshitingdaozheixiedaqudehuale，suoyitebiebuhaoyisi，neilianjiuxiangyigeshutoudehongpingguo。
“jiamina，meiguanxide，buguowodaoshitinghaoqide，laoyezizheicizenmeyoudengqiwolaile？”duizhangsuguoqiangjianlaizheshilaoyezidesunzi，xinlixiangzheyebushishadabuledeshiqing，yemeidasuanzhuijiu。
danshitaxinzhongqueshishifenyihuo，zijijiujingshizainalibuxiaoxindezuilelaoyezini？bijingtajintianyizhengtiandoumeiyoukandaolaoyezideshenying，genbenbuzhidaofashengleshenmeshiqing。
sujiaminyouxiejucudinaolenaotou，lianshangluchuyimonanweiqingdeshense，qingshengshuodao：“yeyekeshizaijiazuzudenglexiaogunainaiyizhengtianna！sheinengxiangdaozuihouquetingshuoxiaogunainaishangshanqule。”tayibianshuozhe，yibianhaiqingqingditanlekouqi。
“a？？？nandaolaoyezihexiaogunainaizhijianhaiyouyuedingbucheng？”pangbianderenmanlianjingya，dengdaleyanjingwendao。
sujiaminweiweidianlediantou，biaoshikending，zuiliyingdao：“ngng。”
neirenbujinhaoqiqilai，zhuiwendao：“neizheidaodishiweishaya？nanbuchengyoushazhongyaodeshiqing？”
sujiaminganmangbailebaishou，jieshidao：“qishiyemeishadashila！jiushizuotianxiaogunainaiqinkoushuoguo，jintianyaodaizheyeyechuquhaohaoyouwanyifanni。kesheizhidaojinergexiaogunainaizijipaoqushanshangle，yemeiqujiaoyeye，youjianduizhangzaizhei。”shuowanzheihua，sujiaminwunaidiyaoleyaotou。
duiyuzijiayeyezaigenduizhangzhengxiaogunainaizheijianshishang，buzhidaoshuoshenmehao，zhengbuguojiushengqichimengcu。
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“kuaichi，chiwandainiquwan。”suninglemanlianxiaoyidijiangkuaizidileguoqu，yanshenzhongtouluchuyisiqidai。
laoxiaohaibuhaohonga，xiangtaitoutanqiε=(´ο｀*)))ai
laoyezitingdaozheijuhuahou，lianshangdunshizhanfangchuxiaorong，neibumanzhouwendelianpangfangfoshunjiannianqinglejisui。raner，tadezuiliquebutingdiniantaozhe：“kebuxushuohuange，yaoshipianwolaotouzi，denghuierwokeshihuishengqide，erqieshengqilekebuhaohongyo！”
suninglekanzheyanqianmanmanyiwandeshazhucai，xinzhongbujinyizhenkuxiao。zheidaocaisuiranmeiwei，danduiyucikedetalaishuo，queshiyizhongtianmidefudan。xiaolianzibuzhidaoshenmeshihoubianchengleyigehualao，jijizhazhashuogebuting，huayuxianglianzhupaoyiyangcongzuilibengchulai。
suninglezhinengzuoerjinyouerchu，xinbuzaiyandidianzhetou，ouerfuyandiyingheyisheng。
yucitongshi，zailingyibianneitiaoqiqubuping、kengwabianbudemalushang，yiliangjunchezhengfengchidianchebandixiangzhemudedijichierqu。chelunyangqizhenzhenchentu，cheshensuizhelumiandeqifuershangxiadianbo。cheneimimanzhejinzhangdeqifen。
“laowang，yidingyaojianchizhua，zanmenjiukuaidaole！”zuozaifujiashishangderenjiaojidihandao。
“chekaiwenyidiana，zheimedianbowodegutoudoukuaiyaosanjiale！”houpaizuoweishangderenjianlaorennanshoudemoyang，shengqidao。
“shizaimeibanfaya，zheilubenlaijiubupingtan，xiangyaokaidewendangjiudefangmansudu。”sijiwunaidijieshidao。
“buxing，haishianzhaoxianzaizheigesudukuaidiankaiba，bingrendeshentizhuangkuangyijinghenzaogaole，genbenjianchibuletaizhangshijian。huashuohuilai，womendaodiyaoqunalia？xianzaizongkeyigaosuwoleba？”suishenyishengjiqiediwendao。
“dengdaoledifangnimenziranjiuzhidaole。”huidayijiushenmimoce。
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“duizhang……”zhijianyigecunminmanlianshenmidicoujinduizhangdeerbian，yadishengyindiguqilai。neimoyangfangfoshengpabeiqitarentingjianside。
“wozhidaole，nimenjixuchi。”duizhangsuguoqiangyibianhuiyingzhe，yibianfengjuancanyunbanxunsujiangmianqiansuoshengwujideshazhucaijikoubalajinzuili。tachidejikuai，genbengubushangzheigangchuguodecaiyaoyouduotangzui。
yanxiazuihouyikouhou，suguoqiangmengdizhanqishenlai，dabuliuxingdizoudaohuijilaoqianshenpang，suishoubakongpanziwangpangbianyifang。
zhengzaimangliuzhongdesuhuijilengbudingtaitoukanleyiyan，dangtaqiaojiansuguoqiangneiyilianyansudebiaoqingshi，buyoudezuijiaoyizhenchouchu。tazhanglezhangzui，sihuxiangyaowenxieshenme，danzuizhonghaishimeigankaikou。
suguoqiangzeyongburongzhiyidekouwenshuodao：“laoqian，jiwodayipanshazhucaidaizou。”
“zhidaole，nimendengyihui。”suhuijilianmangyingdao，tongshishoushangdedongzuoyejiakuailejifen。ranerjiuzaizheishi，tarenbuzhuyouduozuiwenleyiju：“zenmechushile？”
suguoqiangzhoulezhoumei，chenshengdao：“ng，dengyixianiqubacunzhangjiaoshang，daihuilaizhaowo。”
“zhidaole。”dedaomingquezhishihoudesuhuijibuganzaiduoyan，zhishidianlediantou，bianzhuanxinzhizhidijixujiqitacunmindaqicailai。ersuguoqiangzeduanqiganggangdahaodemanmanyipanshazhucai，zhuanshenchaojiadefangxiangzouqu。
haimeidaojiamenkou，yuanyuanditajiukandaoyoujigerenzhengzhanzaineili。dangtakanqingqizhongyirendemianrongshi，yuanbenhaisuanpingjingdelianseshunjianbiandeyinchennankan。tayishengbuhangdizoushangqianqu，momodijiangshouzhongdeshazhucaidijiduifang，ranhoushenshoucongdoulitaochuyaochidakaijiamen。
“nimenlaiganshenme？bushishuolebuyaozailailema！！”suguoqiangnumuyuanzheng，duizheyanqiandejirenhoudao。