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他娘的！
敢抢他女朋友！
tahuiranglimingxuanzhidao，houhuizheilianggezizenmexie！
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……
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李名轩自信满满。
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muyurouqinghengyisheng，lengxiaoshizu：“xiangduole！nizhidaowoxingge，juedingdeshiqingconglaidoubuhouhui！”
“neime，fuzhouhaiwoba！”
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“你是在做梦！”
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【ding！chenggongciyumuyuroufeipangguanghuan！】
“嗡！”
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lubiandexingren，jinghubuyi，cemufenfen。
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raner，zailimingxuantoudingmeiyunguanghuandezuoyongxia，lanbojiniqueturanbaotaile。
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“李少你……”
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兰花指是什么鬼？
sumufengjiangzheiyiqie，jinshouyandi。
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zhei，caizhishiganggangkaishi！
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有钱是吧？
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……
入夜。
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一人，我饮酒醉……
tajuede，zijizhendehaoshibai。
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哪还有不努力的人？
nahaiyouloser？nahaiyouqiongren？
“tangfeng！jiangjunwen……”
“nimenzheixieren……shizhendegoua。”
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走着瞧吧！
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一个都不能少！
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“嗝！”
sumufengdaleyigejiuge，“laoban！ruguoshuo，youyigerennengbangnigaibianmingyun，songniyizhangfujiunengrangnifacai！dantaqueyaoqiu，nifacaihouchixudefentayibancaichan，nihuidayingme？”
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