“nizhidefacai,shishenmechengdude?”
“yuanchaonixianzaishourudeyibaibei!erqie,shizhishaoyibaibei!”
“dayinga,zenmebudaying?”
laobanxiangyebuxiangdediantou,“nikanwo,nonggeshaokaotan,zaizenmeshengyihaoyejiuhunkoufanchi!yaoshuofacai,zheibeizidoubukeneng!ruguoyourennengrangwofacai,shouruyuanchaoxianzaideyibaibei,napafenyibanchuqu,woyehaiyouwushibei,zheibushiwenzhuanbupeima?shaguacaibudaying!”
“neiruguoshuo,zhishikoutouyuedingfencheng,nihuizunshoume?”
sumufengwanweiyixiao,“shiyankeyidutun!zunshouqueyaokanyibanchuqu!yibaibeifenwushibei,nikenengmeishaganjue,danruguoshuoyibaiwanfenchuquwushiwan,nijiuyouganjueleba?niyinggaihuihenroutengba?shenzhinihaihuixiang,bierenzhishijileniyizhangfu,houxushenmeliqiyemeichule,pingshenmeyaochixufendiaonixinkuzhuanlaideyibancaichan?”
“这……”
“老板你犹豫了!”
“meibanfabuyouyua!”
laobankuxiao,“suiranwoqingchuzhidao,facaidejihuishifuzhoudailai,kexiangzhezhuanyibaiwanyaofenwushiwanchuqu,houxuhaideyizhifen,queshihuiroutengdaobao!youqishikoutouyueding,jiugengyoudutundediqile!buguanzhaosheishuoli,doushiwozijizhuandeqian,daguansidoubupa!woganmayaozunshouyueding?”
“guoran,caifuhediweijijupengzhangzhihou,renjiuhuiwangben!biandegengjiatanlan!quebuhuiquxiang,ruguomeiyouneizhangfu,nilianfacaidejihuidoubuhuiyou,haishiyuanbendeliuliuwuwei,shenzhiqiongkunliaodao!”
“queshi,nishuodehenyoudaoli!”
laobantanqidiantou,“buguoyefenren!suiranduoshurenhuixuanzewangben,danyinggai,yeyourenhuichuxinbugai!”
“laobannihentancheng!youkerenlaile,qumangba!”
yankanyouxinkedaolai,sumufengdunshibailebaishou。
jiuzailaobanqishenhou,sumufengkanjianyitiaohunshenzangxixiqiejingshenzhuangtaibutaihaodeliulangtugou,zhengzaizhouweimishi。
dantugoushenshangdepifubingyuangzang,rangtakanqilaiyouxieherenheyingxiangshiyu。
yinci,tugoukelianxixi,beirenquganlai,quganqu,jiazheweibalaidaolesumufengdezhuodi。
jianzhuang,sumufengbujinnaqiyichuanniurouchuan,songleguoqu。
raner,tugouqueshizuoxiale,yuanbenjiaqilaideweibahudiqiaoqi,yaohuangbuting。
“疾病光环!”
sumufengqingqingchuchukandao,tugoutoudingyeyouguanghuan,erfanyingzaitugoushenshang,jiushiyanzhongdepifubing。
dangran,jibingguanghuanzhishiyigetongcheng,shijibingzhengjianzhitaiduole,wanquansuiji,shuliangyebuxian。
“来,摸摸狗头!”
sumufengshenshouguoqu,zhiqingqingyimo,tugoutoudingdejibingguanghuanjiushiqule。
chaneijian,tugoudejingshenzhuangtai,zhijiejiuhaozhuanlexuduo,yanliyeyouleguang。
buguo,tugourengranmeiyouchiniurouchuan,ershiyongqianzhua,qingqingpailepaidishang,yanlichongmanzhekewang。
“fangdishangjinichima?”
sumufengyaran,jingzhibaniurouchuandiuzaidishang。
guoran,tugouzheicaichileqilai。
“不错,懂规矩!”
sumufengkuazan,henkuainalegengduorouchuan,rengzailedishang。
weilefangbiantugouluchuan,sumufengtedibaqianzichoudiao。
“shihoubuzao,huiqushuijue!”
“congmingtianqi,zuoyigezhanxindeziji!”
“buzaiqingxin,gaisideyueding!buzaiqingxin,tamadeaiqing!!”
yankantugouchibao,sumufengyejiujiezhanglikai,bingqieduojilelaobanyibaikuai。
raner,gangcailuchuanzhenghuandetugou,jurangenleshanglai。
sumufengtingxiajiaobu,tayetingxiajiaobu。
sumufengjixuzou,tayegenzhezou。
weibashuaidejiugenzhishengjiluoxuanjiangside。
“nidaoshijizhi,sheijinichijiugenshei!”
sumufengwaitoukanlekantugou,turanqingqinghuishou,yidaosuduguanghuantaozailetugoutoushang。
chaneijian,tugouchoufengleyiyang,weizhesumufengkuangbendazhuan,chentusiqi。
neisudu,kuaidechadianjiuchucanyingle。
“zailaiyigexuebaguanghuan,huibuhuirangtugoushuorenhua?”
sumufengwanxinsiqi,youyidaoguanghuanciyu。
buguo,zheiyicimeikanchuliganjianyingdexiaoguo。
zhaosumufengcaice,zheishihoudetugouyinggaishiyouxuebanenglide,zhishimeiyouxuexiduixiang。
yushi,sumufenggongshouzuoyi。
guoran,tugoumashangzhanleqilai,yezuolegongshouzuoyidedongzuo。
“单脚跳!”
苏慕风再教。
zhuanshunjian,tugouyoumoyouyangdexue,erqiexuexisudufeichangzhikuai,yibianjiuhuile。
“双脚跳!”
“转圈!”
“装死!”
“扭屁股!”
“蹦迪!”
……
sumufengaigedongzuochangshi,tugouyiyangbuluodexuelequ。
“gongxini!weilaidewudiwanghonggou!”
sumufengshuangmoushanliang,zhijiedashouyihui,jiangzheizhitugoudaihuilechuzuwu。
tabazhengmiandeniubiguanghuan,cijileneimeduoren,yexuhaiburu,yitiaotugoulaidezhongcheng。
tangfengneixieren,kaiqilecongweiyouguodegaoguangrensheng,quewuyiliwaidexuanzebeixinqiyi。
muyurouyeshi,yibaohongdedaodingliujihui,jiuxianqita,beipanta。
suoyi,bangrengaibianmingyunzuoshenme?
haiburubanggougaibianmingyun!
zhaoyangnengtishengtadequannengguanghuan!
erqie,sumufengwanquanyouliyouxiangxin,goubuhuiyouneimeduodehuahuachangzi,gengbuhuibeipanzhuren。
yushihuidaochuzuwu,sumufenglianyejitugouxilegezao,qumingdahuang。
youyuzhaichulejibingguanghuan,dahuangshenshangyanzhongdepifubing,cishiyijinghaole,zhishengjifencanliuhenji。
sumufengjidahuanganpaileyigeshuijuededifang,yejiudaozailechuangshang。
raner,chuangdanbeizihezhentoushang,quanshimuyuroudeqixi。
cengyuta,xiangyongermianshubaitian,shenzhixiguoyuanyangyudeneigenvsheng,cikeyinggaitangzaibierendechuangshangba?
sumufengdunjueexinwanfen,ruzaodianjibandexiachuang。
yikanwuli,haiyouhenduomuyuroumeidaizoudedongxi。
“zhanv!laozihuiyaonizheixiepolanwanyier?”
sumufenglianyeshoushizijidongxi,titongpaolu,daizhedahuangzhujinlejiudian。
“tuizu!shengxiadongxijiworenglajitong!”
sumufengjifangdongfaleyigexiaoxi,zheicaianxinshuileguoqu。
diertian,sumufengbadahuanganpaizaijiudianfujinziyouhuodong,zijizedachechuqule。
quzhaoneixie,cengdedaoguotaniubiguanghuanciyudewangenfuyizhiren。
jiranneixieren,yizhichidushi,yizhirenweirujinyongyoudechengjiu,wanquanshitamenzijidenenglihenulidelai,neime,tamenjinguanpingjieneikexiaodenengli,qunulihaole。
sumufengcengciyude,xianzaiyaoshouhuilai!
“tangzong!xujiubujian,bielaiwuyang?”
sumufengdiyigezhaoderen,shitangfeng。
所谓有始有终!
chukaimuyurouzhiwai,dangchudiyigebeitaciyuniubiguanghuanderen,jiushitangfeng,xianzaishouhuiguanghuan,yecongtangfengkaishi!
“xiaohuozi!nizhibuzhidao,nixianzaizheizhongxingweijiaoshenme?qiaozhalesuodongbudong?”
tangfengrujin,yishenxizhuanghaohuabiting,shenbiangenzhenianqingxinggandeheisinvmishu,yijigaodaweimengdebaobiao。
takanzhesumufengneiduankuherenzituodemoyang,yanlijinshibuxie。