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jingcaixiaoshuo《xiangyaowodeshen，zuomengba》，xiaoshuozhujiaoshilujingchenlinweibairuoxue，wenzhangchongmanjiqing，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，yikanjiushangyin。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuanliangrenhelijiangwocongchuangshangtuoqilai，xiangtuozheyidailaji。「fanfa？wojiuwoerzi，tianjingdiyi！」wobahongzheyan，mianmuzhengning，「nishijiejie，zheishinideming！……

精彩章节

womaduanlaiyiwantang，wenroudiduiwoshuo：「heleba，nidihaidengzhenideshenjiumingni。」wocaifanyingguolai，

zheibushiputongdeanshentang，shijialemengliaode**。wopinmingzhengzha，quebeiwobasisianzaishoushutaishang。

tahongzheyankuang：「nishijiejie，zheishinideming！nidikeshiwomenjiadegen！」binglengdedaofengtieshangwodehouyao，

wotingjiandidizaigebibingfangxingfendihan：「ma，wohenkuaijiunenghaole！」woyongjinzuihouyisiliqi，

dasuileshenbiandemayaoping，henhenzhajinwobadedatui。taochuyiyuanhou，wolaheiletamensuoyouren。sangeyuehou，

wowanzhequanshishoufudeshou，chuxianzaidididedinghunyanshang，chengletaweihunqide……xiaogugu。

【1】womaliuyufangduanzheyiwanheihuhudetangyao，lianshangguazhewocongweijianguodewenrouxiaorong，

neixiaorongkandewomaogusongran。「xiaoxia，lai，bazheiwananshentanghele，zuijinxuexileihuaileba。」

taroushengxiyu，xiangshizaihongyigesansuidehaizi。woxinligedengyixia。congxiaodaoda，

jialisuoyouhaodongxidoushididilinweide。bieshuoyiwanjingxinaozhidetang，jiulianwoduochiyikuairou，

tadouhuimawo「peiqianhuo，gennidiqiangshi」。jintiantaiyangshidaxibianchulaile？wojingtidikanzheta：「ma，

wobuxianghe。」tadelianshunjianchenlexialai，neiwenroudemianjuxiangshibeifengchuizoudeliezhiqiangpi，

luchuledixiazhengningdebense。「nizheisiyatou，jinilianbuyaolianshiba！woxinxinkukujiniaode，

niganbuhe！」tashuozhejiuyaoshangshoulaiguanwo。wobalinjianguocongfangjianlizouchulai，zhouzhemeihechidao：「xiaoxia！

zenmegennimashuohuade！nidizuijinshentibuhao，quanjiadouchoudeshuibuzhe，jiunigengemeishirenyiyang！

helezheitang，haohaoshuiyijue，biezaijiwomentianluan！」youshididi！youshilinwei！zheigejia，

fangfojiushiweiletayigerenercunzaide！woxindideweiquhefennufanyongshanglai，danwobuganfankang。

zaizheigejiali，wodefankangzhihuizhaolaigengmengliededuda。woniezhebizi，jieguowan，yiyinerjin。

tangyaokusewubi，yiguqiguaideyunxuanganshunjianchongshangwodedanao。womajianwohewan，

lianshangzhongyuluchulemanyidexiaorong，tafuzhewo，shengyinyoubiandewenrouqilai：「zheijiuduile，kuaiqutangxiaba，

shuiyijuejiuhaole。」woyanpiyuelaiyuezhong，shentiruandexiangyitanlanni。zaiwochedishiquyishiqian，

woyinyuetingjiantazaiwoerbian，yongyizhongjinhucanrendexingfenyuqishuo：「heleba，

nidihaidengzhenideshenjiumingni！」hong！wodedanaoxiangshibeitouruleyikezhadan，shunjianzhadewohunshenbingleng！

shen！jiuming！zheibushianshentang，zheishijialemengliaode**！womengdizhengkaiyan，pinmingzhengzha，

xiangcongchuangshangpaqilai，keshoujiaoqueshibushangyidianliqi。「ba！ma！nimenyaoganshenme！nimenzheishifanfade！」

woyongjinquanshenliqisihou，shengyinquexiruowenying。wobalinjianguohewomaliuyufang，

liangrenhelijiangwocongchuangshangtuoqilai，xiangtuozheyidailaji。「fanfa？wojiuwoerzi，tianjingdiyi！」

wobahongzheyan，mianmuzhengning，「nishijiejie，zheishinideming！nidikeshiwomenlaolinjiaweiyidegen！

niyigenvwa，chizaoshibierenjiaderen，nideshenjinidi，neishinidefuqi！」fuqi？zheishiwodefuqi？！

woqidehunshenfadou，yanleibushoukongzhidibenyongerchu。wokanzheyanqianzheilianggewojiaoleershinian「baba」

「mama」deren，zhijuedetamenshipizherenpidemogui！tamenbawotuochujiamen，

saijinyiliangpojiudemianbaocheli。cheziyiludianbo，

zuihoutingzaileyigesanfazhenongliexiaodushuiweidaodefeiqizhensuomenkou。zheilidengguanghunan，qiangbibanbo，

kongqizhongmimanzhejuewanghesiwangdeqixi。wobeitamensisidianzaiyizhangbinglengdeshoushutaishang，

shoujiaodoubeipidailaolaokunzhu。yigedaizhekouzhao，yanshenhunzhuode「yisheng」zouleguolai，

shoulinazheminghuanghuangdeshoushudao。「fangxin，henkuaide，jubumazui，baozhengniganjuebudaoteng。」tayuqipingdan，

fangfozhishizaichuliyikuaizhurou。wobasisianzhuwodejianbang，tayankuangtonghong，

shengyinquebinglengdemeiyouyisiwendu：「xiaoxia，bieguaiwomen。yaoguai，jiuguainishigenvhai，guainishitadejiejie！

」binglengdedaofeng，tieshanglewodehouyao。neiyishunjian，wohunshendexueyefangfodouninggule。jiuzaizheishi，

gebibingfangli，chuanlailewodilinweixingfenyoudeyidehansheng：「ma！wohenkuaijiunenghaole！woyounengqudaqiule！

」zheishenghuanhu，xiangyibacuiledudejiandao，henhenzhajinlewodexinzang！pingshenme！

pingshenmewoderenshengyaoweitapeizang！pingshenmewodejiankangyaoweitadeweilaimaidan！bu！wojueburenming！

yigubuzhicongheerlaideliliangshunjianyongbianwodequanshen！woyongjinzuihouyisiliqi，mengdiniudongshenti，

touhenhenzhuangxiangpangbiandetiejia！huala——！jiazishangdemayaoping、tuopan、zhenguan，xilihualadisuileyidi！

suoyourendoubeizheituruqilaidebiangujingdaile！chenzhewobasongshoudeshunjian，wozhuaqiyikuaizuifenglidebolisuipian，

kanyebukan，yongjinwobishengdehenyi，henhendizhajinletadedatui！「a——！」

linjianguofachuyishengqilidecanjiao，xianxueshunjianranhongletadekuzi！womajianjiaozhepuguolai：「shaqiandaode！

nigandongniba！」wochenluanzhengtuolejiaoshangdeshufu，chizhejiao，xiangyitoufengkuangdeyeshou，chongchulezheigediyu！

shenhoushiwobadezhouma，womadekuhan，haiyouneigeyongyidejinghu。woshenmedoutingbujianle。wozhizhidao，

woyaopao！paochuzheigechirendelaolong！wochongjinwubiandeheiyeli，binglengdeyushuihenhenzazaiwodelianshang，

hunzhewodeyanleihexueshui。wolaheiletamensuoyourendedianhua，shanchulesuoyoulianxifangshi。congjintianqi，

linxiasile。sizaileneizhangbinglengdeshoushutaishang。huoxialaide，shiyigezhiweifuchouershengdemogui！

【2】taochulaihouderizi，shimingfuqishiderenjiandiyu。woshenwufenwen，

houyaoshangbeishoushudaohuakaideshangkou**laditeng，meizouyibudouxiangshizailingchi。wobuganqudayiyuan，

zhinengduozaichengzhongcunyijiaheizhensuoli，rangyigelaopopobangwofenglezhen。meiyoumayao，woyaosuilehoucaoya，

yishengmeihang。laopopokanzhewo，tanlekouqi：「guniang，nizheishizhaoreleshenmerena……」woyaoyaotou，

yanleiquebuzhengqididiaolexialai。wozhaorede，shiwodeqinshengfumu，wodeqindidi。jiexialaideyigeyue，

wohuodexiangyizhiguojielaoshu。wobaitianzaicanguanhouchuxipanzi，wanshangjiushuizaiqiaodongdixia。wobuganyongshenfenzheng，

buganqurenhexuyaodengjidedifang。wopa。wopatamenzhaodaowo，zaibawotuohuineigediyu。ouer，

wohuiyonggongyongdianhuatingdedianhua，toutoushangwangkankanxinwen。guobuqiran，tamenbaojingle。

yize《jinjixunren：nverlijiachuzou，zhongbingdidipanqiguilai》dexinwenzaibendiluntanchuandefeifeiyangyang。

xinwenli，womaliuyufangkudesixinliefei，qiaocuidefangfolaoleshisui。「xiaoxia，nikuaihuilaiba！

mamazhidaocuole，mamazaiyebubinile！nididibunengmeiyouni，womenjiabunengmeiyounia！」

wobalinjianguozhuzheguaizhang，tuishangchanzhehouhoudebengdai，duizhejingtouhuihenbuyi。「doushiwodecuo，

shiwoyishihutu，duibuqinver！xiaoxia，zhiyaonihuilai，babajiniguixiadouxing！」dixiapinglunquli，

quanshiduiwodemanma。「zheishenmejiejiea？taieduleba！dididoukuaisile，tahaipaole！」

「zhenshigebaiyanlang！fumuyangtazheimeda，liangeshendoubuyuanyiji！」「zheizhongrenjiugaibeiwangbao！

rangtashehuixingsiwang！」wokanzheneixieedudeziyan，xinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshoujinjinzuanzhu，

tengdewowufahuxi。tamenduohuiyana！basuoyoudeguocuodoutuidaowoshenshang，

bazijisuzaochengzoutouwuludecifucimu，erwo，jiushineigelengxuewuqing、danibudaodenienv！

wolengxiaozheguandiaowangye，jiangzuihouyikoulengdiaodemantousaijinzuili。kuma？meiyong。henma？dangran！danwozhidao，

guangyouhenshibugoude。woyaorangtamenfuchudaijia，woyaorangtamenweizijizuoguodeyiqie，

gandaoshenrugusuidehouhui！woxuyaoqian，xuyaoyigenengrangwozhanwenjiaogendejihui。jiuzaiwokuaiyaojuewangdeshihou，

wozaiyizhangjiubaozhidejiaoluoli，kandaoleyizezhaopinqishi。「chengpinsirenkanhu，yaoqiu：xixin，younaixin，

youyixuechangshizheyouxian。daiyuyouhou，didian：linjiangyihaobieshuqu。」linjiangyihao！

neishiquanshizuidingjidefurenqu！woxinliranqiyisixiwang。suiranwozhishigedazhuansheng，

danweilezhaogucongxiaotiruoduobingdelinwei，wozixuelehenduohulizhishi。zheihuoxushiwoweiyidejihui！

wobaozhesimadanghuomayidexintai，anzhaobaozhishangdedizhizhaoleguoqu。bieshuqudeanbaojiqiyange，

wobeilanzailemenwai。woshuoshilaiyingpinde，baoanyilianbiyididaliangzhewoshenshangxidefabaidejiuyifu，

xiangshizaiganyizhicangying。jiuzaiwozhunbeifangqideshihou，yiliangheisedelaosilaisihuanhuanshilai。chechuangjiangxia，

luchuyizhangyingjunquelengmodaojizhidelian。nanrendagaiershiqibasui，chuanzheyishenjiancaidetideshougongxizhuang，

shouwanshangdaizheyikuaijiazhibufeidebaidafeili。tadeyanshenxiangshentan，ruilidefangfonengdongchuanrenxin。

tajiushiquanshizuinianqingdeshoufu，lushijituandezhangquanren，lujingchen。wozaicaijingzazhishangjianguota。

baoankandaota，likediantouhayao：「luxiansheng！」lujingchendemuguangdandandisaoguowo，ranhouluozaibaoanshenshang，

shengyinqingleng：「zenmehuishi？」baoanlianmangjieshi：「luxiansheng，zheinvrenfeiyaochuangjinqu，shuoshilaiyingpinde。」

woguqiquanbudeyongqi，yingshanglujingchendemuguang，dashengshuo：「wobushichuang！woshilaiyingpinsirenkanhude！

woyoujingyan！」lujingchensihuduiwochanshenglexiexuxingqu，tatiaoletiaomei：「e？niyoushenmejingyan？」

woshenxiyikouqi，jiangwozheixienianzhaogulinweidejingli，yinquleneixiebukandebufen，tiaoliqingxidishuolechulai。

woshuowan，tachenmolepianke。jiuzaiwoyiweitayaorangbaoanganwozoudeshihou，taturankaikou：「shangche。」

【3】wolengzhule。「shangche。」tayouzhongfuleyibian，yuqilidaizheburongzhihuidemingling。

wojihushishoujiaobingyongdipashangleneiliangsanfazhegaojipigexiangweidelaosilaisi。chelikailelengqi，

hewoshenshangdehanchouweigegeburu。wojucudizuozaijiaoluo，lianhuxidouxiaoxinyiyi。lujingchenmeiyoukanwo，

zhishikanzhechuangwaifeisudaotuidefengjing，dandandiwen：「nijiaoshenmemingzi？」「lin……」wochadiantuokouerchu，

danlikegaikou，「wojiao……axia。」wobunengyongzhenming。tasihuqingxiaoleyisheng，

neixiaoshenglidaizheyisileranhechaofeng。「axia？nihenqueqian？」「shi。」wotanranchengren。「weishenme？」

「woyaohuoxiaqu。」wodeshengyinbuda，danyichangjianding。tazhongyuzhuanguotou，zhengyankanwo。

tademuguangxiangshoushudaoyiyang，zaiwoshenshanglaihuiqunxun，fangfoyaojiangwozhenggerendoupoukai。

woxiayishidisesuoleyixia，houyaodeshangkousihuyoukaishiyinyinzuotong。tazhuyidaolewodexiaodongzuo，

yanshenweiweiyidong：「nishoushangle？」woxinliyijing，shikoufouren：「meiyou！」tameizaizhuiwen，

chelideqifenyouhuifulesiji。chezizuizhongtingzaileyidongrutongchengbaobandejudabieshuqian。tadaiwojinqu，

yigechuanzhekaojiudelaoguanjiayingleshanglai。「xiansheng，ninhuilaile。」「wangshu，daitaquhuanshenyifu，

chuliyixiashangkou。」lujingchentuoxiaxizhuangwaitao，suishoudijiyongren。wolengzhule，

tazenmezhidao……wangshugongjingdibawodaidaoyijiankefang，zhaolailejiatingyisheng。

dangyishengjiekaiwobeihoujianloudebengdai，kandaoneitiaowugongbanchouloudefengheshangkoushi，daoxileyikouliangqi。

「tiana，zheishisheijinifengde？zaiwanyidian，zheishangkoujiuyaoganranhuanongle！」

yishengweiwozhongxinqingchuang、fenghe、shangyao。zhenggeguocheng，woyijiuyishengbuhang。huanshangganjingrouruandeyifu，

wobeiwangshudaidaoleshufang。lujingchenzhengzuozaijudadeluodichuangqian，shouliduanzheyibeihongjiu，shenqingmoce。「zuo。

」woyiyanzuoxia。「xianzaikeyishuolema？」tahuangdongzhejiubei，

shenhongsedeyetizaibeibishangguachuyoumeidehuxian，「sheigande？」wochenmobuyu。tayebubiwo，

zhishihuanlegehuati：「wokanguonideziliaole，linxia。ershiyisui，jiangchengdaxuedazhuanzaidu。

fumushiputonggongren，haiyouyigedidi，jiaolinwei，huanyouniaoduzheng，yizhizaidengshenyuan。」

wodeshentishunjianjiangying，xueyedoulianglebanjie！tajingran……chadezheimeqingchu！「ni……nixiangganshenme？」

wodeshengyinzaifadou。tafangxiajiubei，zoudaowomianqian，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo，yanshenlidaizheyisiwanwei。

「nidefumu，shibushixiangyongnideshen，qujiutamendebaobeierzi？」womengditaitou，zhenjingdikanzheta！

tazenmehuizhidao？！tafangfokanchuanlewodexinsi，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao：「zheizhongshiqing，

zainimenkanbujiandeshijieli，bingbushaojian。」wodeyanleizaiyerenbuzhu，dakedakedizazaidibanshang。

neishitaochulaihou，wodiyicizaibierenmianqianku。woyiweiwoyijingzugoujianqiang，

kedangzheigemoshengrenyiyudaopowosuoyoudebukanhejuewangshi，wosuoyoudeweizhuangdoushunjianbengtale。

tameiyouanweiwo，zhishijingjingdikanzhewoku。zhidaowokushengjianxie，tacaidiguolaiyizhangzhijin，

shengyinyijiuqingleng。「kuwanle？kuwanlejiutanzhengshi。」wotaiqitonghongdeyanjingkanzheta。

「wobuxuyaosirenkanhu。」tahuanhuankaikou，rengchuleyigezhongbangzhadan，「woxuyaoyigeweihunqi。」

wochedimengle。「wojialiren，zuijinzaibiwolianyin。woxuyaoyigedangjianpai，

yigenengrangtamenbizuidegongjuren。」tadunledun，muguangluozaiwolianshang，「wokanguonidexinwen。nihencongming，

yegouhen，zuizhongyaodeshi，niwusuoweiju，yinweiniyijingyiwusuoyou。」「nihewodinghun，

wojiniyigequanxindeshenfen，jiniqian，jinibihu，rangniyouzugoudenengliqubaofuneixieshanghaiguonideren。」

「erni，zhixuyaozaibiyaodeshihou，peihewoyanyichangxi。」tadehuaxiangmoguideyouhuo，

meiyigezidoujingzhundiqiaodazaiwozuikewangdedifang。bihu，nengli，fuchou……wokanzhetashenbujiandideyanjing，

xinzangkuangtiao。zheishiwoweiyidejiumingdaocao，yeshiyigeweixiandeshenyuan。「weishenmeshiwo？」woshayadiwen。

「yinwei……」tafuxiashen，coudaowoerbian，yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo，「nideyanshen，

xiangyitoubeibidaojuejingdelang。wohenqidai，kanniqinshousisuiliewudeyangzi。」wohunshenyizhen。womeiyouxuanze，

bushima？yuqizaiyingoulifulan，buruzuomoguidebangshou，huanyicixinsheng！「hao。」wotaiqitou，

yingshangtademuguang，yiziyijudishuo，「wodayingni。」【4】helujingchendachengxieyihou，

wodeshenghuofashenglefantianfudidebianhua。wocongqiaodongbanjinlelinjiangyihaodehaohuabieshu，

yongyouleyijianbiwoyuanlaizhenggejiahaiyaodadewoshi。wangshudaizhewo，rengdiaolewoneishenpojiudeyifu，

huanshanglemanjuziwolianpaizidoujiaobuchudemingpaishizhuang。

lujingchenjiwoqinglezuihaodeliyilaoshi、jinrongjiangshi、gedoujiaolian……wodeshijianbeianpaidemanmandangdang。

tasihuyaobawodazaochengyigewanmeideyishupin，yigezuyipipeitashenfendeweihunqi。danwozhidao，

tabushizaipeiyangyigejinsique，tashizaidamoyibadao。yibazugoufengli，nenggoutitadangkaisuoyoumafan，

yenengweiwozijipikaiyitiaoxueludedao。「nidefennuhechouhen，shizuihaoderanliao。」zheishitaduiwoshuodehua，

「danguangyouranliaobugou，nihaixuyaoyigezugoujiangudeyinqing，yijizuijingzhundefangxiangpan。fouze，

nizhihuishaohuiziji。」wokaishifengkuangdixuexi。xuexishangliushehuidecanzhuoliyi，

xuexikandongfuzadecaiwubaobiao，xuexiruheyongzuiyouyadezishijiangyigeyimibadezhuanghanguojianshuai。

woshenshangdeshanghaole，danxinlideshangbahaizai。meidaoshenye，wodouhuicongbeishoushudaozhuigandeemengzhongjingxing，

ranhouzhengzheyanjingzhidaotianliang。lujingchenouerhuifaxian。youyici，tatuikaiwodefangmen，

faxianwozhengzuozaiditanshang，baozhexigai，kanzhechuangwaideyueliangfadai。tameiyoukaideng，zhishizouguolai，

zaiwoshenbianzuoxia。「shuibuzhe？」「ng。」「haizaixiangtamen？」「ng。」liangjiudechenmohou，

taturankaikou：「womuqin，zaiwoshisuineinian，yinweiyiyuzheng，congloushangtiaolexiaqu。」wozhenjingdikanxiangta。

tadecelianzaiyueguangxiaxiandeyouxieluomo，tunqulebairidebinglengheruili。「wofuqinhenkuaiqulexindeqizi，

shenglexindehaizi。zaitamenyanli，wozhishilushijituandeyigejichenggongju。wocunzaideweiyijiazhi，

jiushiweigongsichuangzaolirun。」womeixiangdao，zheigezhanzaijinzitadingduandenanren，

jingranyeyouzhezheiyangbinglengdeguoqu。womenshitonglei。doushibeizhiqinzhirenshiweigongju，beiqinqingpaoqidekelianren。

「suoyi，buyaobaxiwangjituozairenherenshenshang，linxia。」takanzhewo，yanshenqiansuoweiyouderenzhen，

「nengrangnizhanqilaide，zhiyouniziji。」neiyike，woduitayouleyisibuyiyangdeganjue。bushiganji，

bushiweiju，ershiyizhong……tongbingxiangliandexingchi。sangeyuedeshijian，zhuanshunjishi。

zailujingchenbujichengbendetouruxia，wotuotaihuangu。jingzilidenvhai，shenzitingba，yanshenjianding，

jushoutouzujiandaizheyigushuobuchudezixinheshuli。woyijingbuzaishineigezaifumumianqianweiweinuonuo，

renrenzaigedelinxiale。zheitian，lujingchenconggongsihuilai，dijiwoyifentangjindeqingjian。

「baijiahelinjiadedinghunyan，xiangqukankanma？」wojieguoqingjian，zhijianweiweizhandou。xinlang：linwei。

xinniang：bairuoxue。baijia，jiangchengxinjindedichanbaofahu，yizhixiangjijinshangliuquanzi。kanlai，