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shenme？gui...guixiale！
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baolongwuxingjijiudianlaozong，juranduiyeshitianzheiyangdexiangbalaoxiagui？！
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zhaoyunxiaobuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，lianmangzoushangqujingkongdao：“liuzong，niweishenmeyaoduizheigexiangbalaoxiagui？”
乡巴佬？
yigushenrendeqishidunshicongliuanshenshangsanfachulai。
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nima，yuanlaishishuaileyijiao，rendoukuaibeihesile！
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shenhoudezhaoyunxiaoturanjiaozhuleta：“liuzong，nihaijidewoma，woshizhaoyunxiaoa。”
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xiangzheiyangdedarenwujuranrendeziji，zhaoyunxiaoxinxiruokuang：“duia，xiangbudaoliuzongjuranrenshiwo，xinghuixinghui...”
“youxinghenijiafutanguoyicihua。”
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dantadejudong，querangzhaoyunxiaozhenggerendoupiaoqilaile。
yipangdelinqingbujiedekanzheta：“xiaozhaoa，zheiliuzongshishenmeren？zenmekanniduitamanzunjingde？”
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“jiunawomenjinchengdiyidajiazuyejialaishuo，nijuedeyejiazenmeyang？”
linqingshuodao：“jinchengsuiranshigexiaodifang，danjushuoyejiachulejingshang，beihouhaoxiangyoumougejuzhangzaichengyao，suoyiyejiadediweiyizhimeirennenghandong。”
zhaoyunxiaodiantouyingdao：“meicuo，danjiuzheimeyigepangdadejiazu，genbenrebuqiliuzong，zhunquelaijiang，genbenrebuqiliuzongbeihoudeshili，ruguoredaoneigushilibugaoxing，jiusuanshiyejia，yehuihuifeiyanmie！”
“这么厉害！”
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zheihuatingqilaitingdidiaode，danluozailinqingerduoli，neijiuchengleyizhongshenfendexiangzheng。
tazhenggerendouyouxiejidong，yihouruoshichengleyijiaren，neitaqibushiyouxiangbuwanderonghuafuguile！
“噗嗤...”
yeshitiandunshirenbuzhuxiaochulaile，xiangbudaozheilianggerenhaitinghuiyixiangde。
danzheixiaoshengluozaizhaoyunxiaoerduolijiufeichangdecier，dunshizhizheyeshitiannudao：“nizheifeiwuxiaoshenme！”
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zhaoyunxiaolengxiaoyisheng：“nibiezuomengle，liuzongshiyinweiwosuoyicailaimaidande，donglema？”
yipangdelinqingyelianmangdiantou，pieleyeshitianyiyan：“jiushi，niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishishenmehuose，renjialiuzongshuoshiyinweinidecaihua，neizhishikoutoushangshuoshuobale，zuorenyaoyouzizhizhiming。”
yeshitianbuxiangjieshishenme，dandanyixiaobianbuzaikaikou。
hanyuxinhaiyiweiyeshitianshengqile，lianmangpailepaitadejianbanganweidao：“womatajiuzheiyang，nibuyaoshengqi。”
生气？
yeshitianyaotouyixiao，zheiyoushenmehaoshengqide，tazhibuguoshizaixiaolinqingsuozhuiqiudechenglongkuaixu，jiuzaiyanqianquebuzhenxi。
zheidunfanchiwanyijingdaolewanshangjiudian。
cishijiali，yuefuzuozaishafashangkanzhebaozhi，kandaohuilaishijuranduolegeyeshitian，dunshifangxiashouzhongdebaozhi，zhizheyipangdeshafashuodao：“laizheilizuo。”
yeshitiandianlediantou，zouguoquzuodaoleshafashang。
hanliyeshuodao：“nizaibuduiwunian，keyourenzhi？”
叶世天摇了摇头。
hanliyeyouwen：“neinihuilai，youzaigongsihuozheguojiabumendanrenshenmezhiwei？”
yeshitianhaishiyaoleyaotou。
hanliyedemiansedunshilalexialai，yipaizhuoziyuqibinglengdao：“neinihuilaiganma，dasuanzaiwojiachiyibeiziruanfan？”
tazhizhezijidenvershuodao：“woxiangniyekandaole，yiwonverdeziseshenmezhuiqiumeiyou？nandaonijiumeiyoudanxinguomouyitiannibeirenbixiaqu？”
“nijiatingtiaojianbuhao，wodangchukanzainihewonvertanlianai，jiashangxuexiyouxiudefenshangcaitongyiniruzhui，xiangbudaonirangwozheimeshiwang。”
hanyuxinlianmangzouguolaipailepaihanliyedejianbang：“ba，shitiantacaihuilai，jitayidianshijianma…”
“xing，neiwojiujiniyidianshijian。”
hanliyeshenchuwugenshouzhitou：“wojiniwugeyueshijian，nizuiqimajiwohundaoyigeqiyegaoceng，fouzewoshibuhuichengrennizheigenvxu！”
shuowantayoukanshangzijidenver，mianserenzhen：“haiyouzheiduanshijian，nibuzhunhetafashengnannvguanxi，fouzenimenjiuzhijielihunba！”
tingdaozheihua，hanyuxindeliansedunshitonghong，xiunandeduoleduojiao：“ba，dangzhedajiamiannijiangshenmeni！”
“nishiwonver，wohaibunengshuole？！”
hanliyeyanjingyideng：“wunianqiannimenjiehundeneiyitianwojiushuoguo，chufeiyeshitianchuangchuyifanshiye，fouzenibunengbashenzijiaojita，niwanglema！”
yueshuo，hanyuxindelianyuehongle，taduoleduojiao：“wobulinile！”
shuowan，lazheyeshitianshangleerlou。
dangmianshuochuzheixiehua，xiubuxiurena！
fangjianli，hanyuxinlianhongdedouyaodichushuilai，lengjingguohoushuodao：“shitian，wobashuodeqishimeiyoucuo，nizongbunengyibeizidoukaowojiaba？”
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shuowan，tajingjingdekanzheyeshitian，xiangyaoyigedafu。
raner，yeshitianzhishidandanyixiao：“daoshihoukankan。”
tashenweilongwang，ququyigeqiyegaocengsuandeleshenme。
danzaihanyuxinkanlai，yeshitianjiushizaifuyanziji，dunshibataqidebuxing。
“nijiujixufuyanba，daoshihouhouhuidekeshiniziji！”
shuowan，hanyuxingaishangbeizi，buzaidaliyeshitian。
yeshitianwunaiyixiao，shuliandedadipu，xideng。
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