第四章去舔马桶吧
tazheimeizuanjieyecaisankela，danyeshitiannachudezuanjieyaobitadedalehaojibei！
hanyuxingengshigandongdekanzheyeshitian，zheiwunianlaitazhisheqiuzhangfunenghuozhehuilai，xiangbudaoyeshitianhuilaijuranhaijizijidaileliwu。
tawendao：“zheimedadezuanshi，yinggaihenguiba。”
yeshitianxiaolexiao：“yemeiduogui，buguoyaonaqujiagongyixia，zheiyanghuigenghaokan。”
hanyuxinzhongzhongdidiantou，tabuguanhaobuhaokan，zhiyaoshiyeshitiansongjizijidejiuxing。
加工一下？
zhaoyunxiaodunshizhuazhuhuadezhongdian，lianmangyibaduoguozuanjiezixikanleqilai，dunshibaofachukuangxiao：“wokao，xiaosiwole，nizheishishenmewanyier。”
zhaoyunxiaozhizhezuanjiefengkuangdaxiao：“zheijietuoshitongdejiubushuole，nizheizuanshigentianshangdiaoxialaidebingbaoyiyangnankan。”
“wokanzheishinizijizhaodesuibolikoushangquleba，jiuzheiyanghaihaoyisinachulaisongren，niyebuxiandiuren。”
zhaoyunxiaoyueshuoyuelaijing，zheifeiwugangcaiheletayitiao，yidingyaohenhendexiurutayidun。
“zheizhonglajigenbenpeibushangwonver，nixiaciyaozaiganbalajidaidaowojialilai，xiaoxinwobanidachuqu！”
linqinghenhendeshuowan，zhijiebajiezhirengdaoyipangdelajitongli，haichuaileyijiao。
她丢不起这个人！
kandaozheiyimu，yeshitianlianmangzouguoqufanlajitong，balimiandezuanjienachulaisonglekouqi。
biekanshangmiandezuanshinankan，neimeizuanshikeshitazhixingrenwushizaiyuanshisenlinzhongyichukuangdifaxiande。
zhiqianyouweidingjishouzangjiajitagujiaguo，zheimeizuanshidejiazhizaishichangshangbaodisanqianwan，bingqiequnandeyijiandebailanzuan。
linqingyidiu，jiushidiulesanqianwan！
daobushiyeshitianxintengzheisanqianwan，ershixiangbazheigehanjiandezuanshisongjiqizi。
jianyeshitianhaiqufanlajitong，zhaoyunxiaogengshixiaodezhibuqiyaolai：“guoranshigefeiwu，nifanlajitongdeyangzixiangjileqigai。”
“tongyangshinanren，zenmenijiurucidewonang，wozhaojiarenshijinchengzhanqufutongshuai，yaobuwotuoguanxijinijieshaogezhanqudasaoyuanquzuo？”
renshijinchengzhanqufutongshuai？zheikebudelea！
linqinglianmangshuodao：“xiaozhaoa，nibiedalizheifeiwu，wohenkanhaoni，zhiyaoniyihouduohewojiayuxinjiechu，tayidinghuiaishangnide。”
zhaoyunxiaodeyidepailepaixiongfushuodao：“bomunifangxinba，yuxinkendingshibeizheifeiwudehuayanqiaoyujimengbile，xiangxinmeiguojitian，yuxinjiuhuirenshidaowocaishizuishihetadeneigenanren。”
linqingdunshiluchuyisixinwei：“xiaozhao，wohenkanhaoni，yidingyaobazheigefeiwuyijiaochuaikai。”
yeshitianjiandaojiezhimeishuoshenme，zhongxinzuohuidaohanyuxinshenbian。
jiranzheibangrenbushihuo，tayelandequjieshi。
“nizenmezheiyang，diubudiurena。”
hanyuxinzhouzhemeitou，dishengshuodao：“nishigenanren，dangzhezheimeduorendemianfanlajitongxiangshenmeyang！”
“zheizuanjiehenguide，wanyibeirenjianzoulezenmeban。”
yeshitianshuodeshishihua，danluozaizhaoyunxiaoerduolijiuchenglegetiandadexiaohua。
“wotamakuaixiaosile，nizheifeiwugaibuhuishinaozibeimenjialeba。”
zhaoyunxiaozhizheyeshitianshouzhongdezuanjiedaxiaodao：“sheihuijiannineigepojiezhi，yejiuzhiyounizheifeiwucaihuibatadangbaobei。”
yeshitianzhoulezhoumeitou：“wozheizuanjiepobupoxianbutan，nishuonineibianzuanjiejiazhiwubaiwan，youzhengjuma？”
jiusuanyeshitianbuxiangyulouyijijiao，danduifangzaiersandetiaoxinziji，yerangtayoudianyunnu。
“wokannizheimeizuanjie，chabuduojiuzhigewubaikuaiba。”
cihuayichu，zhaoyunxiaodunshiborandanu，paizhuoerqizhizheyeshitian：“nizheisifeiwushuoshenme！”
“wokeshizhaojiazhangzi，nanbuchengwohaihuilinsewubaiwan？”
“daoshinizheifeiwu，nagelajisongren，niyehaoyisishuowo，wokannishiyinweidiuren，suoyinaoxiuchengnuxiangyuanwangwoba！”
linqingyegenzhezhize：“jiushi，niyebukankannishishenmedongxi，nizheiyangdefeiwunenggenxiaozhaobima，nibushuohuameirendangnishiyaba。”
yeshitianbunufanxiao，ershimanmandefenxidao：“baiwanjibiedezuanshizuishaoyaowukela，ernizheimeizuanjieyecaisankela，qingwennizheiwubaiwanshizenmehuade？”
“zheigejiuxianbutile，zhenzhengdezuanshizaiyangguangdezheshexianengyongrouyankanchu‘huocai’，dannizheimeizuanshidehuocaixiangbiqizhenzhengdezuanshitairuole，yikanjiushicucaoderengongzhipin。”
“erqie，zhenzhengdezuanshijianrujingang，nizheimeizuanshibiaomianshangqueyouxiweidehuahen，zheiyidian，niyouyaozuohejieshi？”
yifanhuaxialai，suoyourendoulengzhule。
zheifeiwujiangdehaoxianghaizhenyouneimeyidiandaoli。
hanyuxinjingqidewangzheta，yanzhongshanguoyisisecai：“nishizenmedongzheixiede？tingqilaihaozhuanye！”
yeshitianxiaolexiao：“dangbingneihuier，wokanlebushaoshuji，qiahaojiuyoubianbiezhenjiazuanshideneirong。”
hanyuxinlianmangdiandiantou，xianzaideyeshitianxiangbizhiqiannanrenlebushao。
yiqiandeyeshitianjiusuanbeirenwuruyebuhuihaikou，suoyicaiyoufeiwuhewonangzheilianggechenghu。
“xiaozi，fankeyiluanchihuabunengluanjiang！”
zhaoyunxiaoehenhendekanzhetafennudao：“nishuowozheizuanshishijiade，neinibazhengjunachulai！”
“ruguoninengzhengmingwozheizuanshishijiade，wojintiandangchangqubamatongtianganjing！”
“danniyaoshizhengmingbule。”
zhaoyunxiaoyanzhongshanguoyisiyinhen：“woyaonizhidaoshenmejiaohuocongkouchu！”
yeshitianlengxiaoyisheng：“zheikeshinishuode。”
gandaoshitaiyanzhong，hanyuxinzhongyuxingwuguolai，renjiakeshizhaojiazhangzia！
zhaojiazheimeyouqian，zenmehuilianwubaiwandezuanjiedoumaibuqi，yeshitianyidingshiyuanwangtale，hanyuxinlianmangzhanqilaishuodao：“zhaogongzi，shitiankaigewanxiao，nibuyaodangzhen。”
shuowan，talianmangpailepaiyeshitianjianbang：“renjiashizhaojiagongzi，zenmekenengmaijiahuo，nijiubuyaozaishuole，ganjindaogeqianba，buyaoreshishengfei。”
yeshitiancoudaohanyuxinerbianshuodao：“nifangxin，henkuaijiuzhenxiangdabaile，wohuijiechuantadehuangyan。”
tingdaozheihua，hanyuxinqidezhiduojiao。
renjiashifujiagongzi，zenmekenengmaibuqizuanjie，ernifeiyaoqujijiaozheigejiuxiandeyouxiekexiao。
tayaodenanrenkeyimeibenshi，danbunengmeibenshihaiaidiandaobandejijiao。
hanyuxinyaoleyaotou，yanzhongshanguoyisishiwang。
zhaoyunxiaobaozheshoubei，kaozaishafashanghaozhengyixiadekanzheyeshitian，lengmodao：“wojinishifenzhongdeshijian，nabuchuzhengjuwoyaonihaokan！”
“buyongshifenzhong，yifenzhongjiugoule。”
yeshitianshuozhe，zhijiejiangzhaoyunxiaodeshoujinaleguolai，dakaiyigewanggouruanjian，diankailimiandegouwujilu，zuixindeyitiaoheranshiyigejiazhi499yuandezuanjie。
neimeizuanjiedexingzhuangyuzhaoyunxiaoshoushangdeyimoyiyang！
gengshihezishang，dianpudebiaoqiandoumeisixialai！
kandaozheiyimu，suoyourendoushihuale。
linqinggengshibujiedekanzhezhaoyunxiao：“xiaozhao，nizheishi......”
yigefujiadashao，juranzheimekoumen？
zhaoyunxiaodeliangengshinankandedouchenglezhuganse。
yeshitianjiangshoujihaijita，xiaolexiao：“xianzai，niqubamatongtianganjingba。”