zhimingzuojiawoshifeiwubianxiede《yule：dingliutafangdewozhihaopimajia》，shiyibudoushishenghuowen，shuzhongjiangshulenannvzhujiaowensumomawenbinzhijiandeganqinggushi，xiangxineirongjieshao：zheishiyigejiao【jiuzhuanqianhui】dehuangjinjizuoqurenbaqidengchangliuyan：“huangjinyixiadejiubielaizheicourenaole，henimenmeiduodaguanxi。”……
“yaru，jinwanyesezheimehao，zhendebuyaoyiqiquhediandongxima？”
jizhejianmianhuijieshuhou，weimingkanzhetouyebuhuishanglebaomuchedexuyaru，chuyanwanliudao。
neichiqingdeshense，zhijiebatongchesunyixuankandexintengbuyi。
“哐！”
nazhixuyaruhaobukeqidelashangchemen，ranhouchongzheqianpaisijidao：“kaiche！”
baomuchehuanhuanshili，zhiliuxiayilianluomodeweiming。
cheshang，sunyixuanzhongyurenbuzhukaikoudao：“yarujie，weitianwanglunzhangxiang、shiyedoushishuyushuyudingjiande，renpingengshiquanneiyoumugongdude，niweishenme……”
zaitakanlai，xuyaruzheigetianhouheweiming，benjiugaishijintongyunvbandetianshengyidui，erqiehouzheyizhishichiqingbugai。
“niruxingshijianhaishitaiduan，yulequandeshuiyuanbinixiangxiangdeyaoshendeduo，youshihounikandaode，buyidingshizhenxiang。”
xuyarushuoleduanlingrensidongfeidongdehua。
“neiyarujie，niruxingzheimeduoniandaodiyoumeiyouxihuanguodenanren。”
sunyixuanzheihuayichu，meimouzhongshunjianshanguoyisijiaoxia，jiulianqianpaikaichesijidourenbuzhushuqileerduo。
xuyaruyizhishiliuxingletangongrendenvshen，rujinbuguosanshiwusui，zhengchuzaimeilinianling。
taruxingzheimeshijinianlai，chulehubianluanxiewai，congmeiyouchuanchurenheganqinghuozhefeiwennanyou，yizhilingwaijiehaoqi。
“啪！”
yijibanlidangjiluozaisunyixuantoushang，“siyatou，lianwodeyinsidouganluanwa，zhangnengnailea！”
kedangxuyaruzhongxinzuohaohou，naozhongshanguomouweitafangyirendexiuqiliandan。
lingyibian，musongzhexuyarulikaihou，weimingjianyeseyishen，youshisixiawuren。
xiangqigangcaizijishoudaodelengyu，tayanzhongbaolizhiqizaiyeyazhibuzhu，lianshangbiaoqingyebiandezhengningqilai。
zheixingxiangyuwangrineigeyongyuanmiandaiweixiao，qizhiruyadeletantianwang，haosiwanquanbianleyigeren。
“魏老师！”
yuanhuatuozhebiaoqingbuzirandezhouzhoulaidaotashenhou。
weimingzhuanguoshenlai，lianshangshunjianhuifuyangguangbanxiaorongkanzheerren。
“你们忙好了吗？”
“manghaole，zhengzhunbeihuiquni。”
zhengshuozhe，shenhouliangliangbaomuchehuanhuanshizhi。
zheishiweiminghurandao：“zhouzhou，wojiajiuzhuzaifujin，yaobuyiqiquwoneihedianjiu，wanshangzaiwojiaduifuyiwanshangyexing，fanzhengyemeiwairen，xianchengdekefang。”
yuanhuakanzhezijishenpangyouxiewonangdezhouzhou，xinzhongjiduyouranersheng，xindaozheixiaozishishenmegoushiyun，jingrannengruweitianwangdefayan。
buguoxiayimiaoshenweidangshirendezhouzhou，shentijingranxiayishizhandouqilai，duifangneiruyangguangbandexiaorongzaitakanlaihaosichirenemoyiban。
“wei……weilaoshi，tianseyizheimewanle，wo……wokanhaishibudaraoleba！ninyezaodianhuiquxiuxi。”
weimingkanshangquwubizhencheng，shenzhitingdaozhouzhoujujuezijihou，haiguyizhuangchuyifushengqimoyang。
“zhouzhou，lixiangzongkeshimeishaozaiwomianqianlaotao，rangwoduodaidaini，xianzailianzheidianmianzidoubujiweilaoshima？”
cihuayichu，jiulianyuanhuayejuedezijishenpangzheijiahuoyouxiebushihaodai，
“weilaoshijiranqingnihuijiapeitahejiu，dayingjiushile，zenmenihaimomojijide，duoshaorenxianmubulaidehaoshi。”
“那……那好吧！”
yanjianzijiwufajujue，zhouzhouxinzhongchedijuewang，zhongyubuzaizhengzha。
……
yirishangwu，waijiegedameitiyijishejiaopingtai，yexianqileduizuowanweibo“yinlezhiye”fengkuangbaodaohetaolun。
suiranzuowanxianchangyanchuyouxuyaruheweimingzheiliangweizhongliangjidaka，danzhanjugedaresoubangzuiduo、reduzuigaodeyiranshilinweiweiheneishou《huizhechibangdenvhai》。
“zuowanwojiumotiyuguanxianchang，suiranxutianhouheweitianwangliangweishiyazhou，danyaoshuodangwansheidebiaoxianzuiweijingyan，haideshiweiweihetaneishouxinge。”
“linweiweizheishouxingezhendehenbang！jidenianshaodeshihou，qingchunyeshizheimemengdong，danhoulaimingbaile，wulunfengyouduoda，douyaoyongliquyongbaota，qupinboqunuli。”
“wozuowanquanchengshoukanzhibo，dangshishenzheyixibaiyichuchangdeweiwei，caishizhenzhengneigehuizhechibangdenvhai。”
“meigenvhaier，doushiyigetianshi。neiduijiebaidechibang，keyidaizhewomendaorenhedifang。yexucengjing，wohaimengdong，xiexieni，rangwoxianzaiyoulefeideyongqi。”
“huabuduoshuo，zheishougexiazai、shouzang、zhuanfa，sanlianjiyijingwancheng。”
“……”
华娱传媒，艺人部。
“chulaile！chulaile！”
shangwujiudian，zaozaodenghouzaibabangongshinei，lihonghelinweiweijiuzaozaodenghouzhejiudianzhongyinxiegongbubangdan。
suoweidebangdan，shiyougedayinlepingtaihuizongshangchuan，ranhouyinxietongyizhengliduiwaigongbude。
muqianhuaguoliuxingyinlebangdan，zuiquanweidebangdanzhiyouliangge，yigeshixingebang，gumingsiyijiushimeiyuefaxingxingeanzhaoxiazailianghuizong，bangdanzhouqiyezhiyouyigeyue。
lingwaiyigegaohanjinlianghengaodebangdanjiushiregebang，zheigebangdanshijishangdangxialiuxingletandangxianiandudeliuxingzhishu。
fanshinengshangbangbingpaizaiqianliede，doushijinniandujiezhidaomuqianleijixiazailiangfeichanggaodezuopin。
bingqiezheigebangdanduiyugequfaxingshijianyemeiyourenheyaoqiu，napajiushinnianyiqianfaxingdeyishouge，huranzaijinnianbaohuo，yijiukeyishangbang。
pingshigemiyijiquanneirentijide“babang”，yedaduoshushihouzhidedoushiregebang。
lianggebangdanweiyixiangtongdejiushi，meiyuediyitianjiudiankaibang，ranhougenjugedayinlepingtaidedeshishixiazaishujufudong。
“我看看！”
linweiweiwanxiayaokanxiangbangongzhuoshangdebijiben。
shouxianjiushixingebang，zhikanleyiyan，pingshiguaiguainvxingxiangdelinweiweidangjimanlianxingfentiaoleqilai，“diyi！hongjienikan，liuyuexingebangwoshidiyi！”
“wozaojiucaidaonishidiyile，zhenggeweiboyulebankuaicongzuowandaozaochen，quanshitaolunnineishou《huizhechibangdenvhai》，bushidiyiwohaiqiguaini！”
suiranlihongzuishangtucao，danshilianshangxiaorongjiumeiduanguo，shenzhiledelianzhouwendouzhankaile。
“duile，hongjie，haiyouregebangni！nishuoyouxiwangma？”
“kankanbujiuzhidaole！”
lihongsuijidiankaipangbianderegebang，ranhoumuguangshunzhedibudiershimingkaishiwangshangzhao。
“hongjie，wodegequbijingshigangshangjia，qitaneixiegequxiazailiangdouyijingjileibannianyishang……”
meidenglinweiweiyijuhuashuowan，jiutinglihongdao：“weiwei，ni……nikankan，zheibushinineishougema？”
huoxushiguoyujidong，lianshuohuashengyindoulveweiyouxiezhandou，tashouzhizhezhongjiandishimingweizhi。
linweiweixianshiyouxiehuyi，bijingzijihongjiezhideweizhikeshishuyu10-15mingci，zijineishougemandamansuancaishangjiacaijiugexiaoshieryi。
xiayimiaotaneijingzhidemeimoubianzhijiebeizhenzhule，nanyizhixindetahaiteyiyongshouroulejixiazijiyankuang。
zuihouquerenlexujiu，caiganrendingdishiermingweizhineishougejiushizijide《huizhechibangdenvhai》。
jiezhetayoukanleyanhoumiandebiaoshishangshengtaishidehongseshuzhijiantou，jiantouxiamiandeshuzishixiazailiang。
“1007935？wo……wozheishougexiazailiangpobaiwanle？zheizenmekeneng？”
zaimuqiandehuayuletan，yishougenenggouzaishoufadangtianxiazailiangpobaiwande，jibendoushidanghongtianwang、tianhouzheigejibiegeshoucainengzuodao。
linweiweisuiranzhiqianredubudi，danzhiqianzaitongyangzalexuduoziyuandeqingkuangxia，shujujibenyejiuweichizai50-60wanzheigequjiannei。
lingtawanwanmeixiangdaodeshi，zheishou《huizhechibangdenvhai》neimeneng“da”。
yipangdelihongxiaodezuibazaojiuliedaoergenle，“dangshiwojuedezheishougefeichangshiheni，suoyicailipaizhongyijuedingjiangtamaixia，meixiangdaojiwomendailaizheimedadejingxi。”
dangshimingmingshiniquanwofangqide，shizijizijizaisanjianchiyaomaidehaobu？
mianduizijihongjiezuishangde“qianggong”，linweiweixinlirenbuzhutucaodao。
buguotayezhidao，zheishougezhisuoyinenggoushoufadangtianxiaoguozheimehao，haishiyuzijihongjietiqianpipeidexuanchuanziyuanyouhendaguanxi。
youqishizuowandeweibo“yinlezhiye”，rangtahenhendejieleyiboliuliang，erqiezhuanhualvfeichanghao。
“aiya！youlezheishougerege，xiangxinnijinnianchongjijinmaijiangxiwangfeichangda，gujizheihuineigesunyixuankendingjihuaile，haha！”
“haiyou，houmiannihaohaoheneigeyuanhuachaocp，zheigereduhainengzaiduoweichiyiduanshijian。”
tingdaozheili，linweiweibaixideqiaolianshunjianmengshangyicengyinying，“hongjie，wo……wozhendeyidianbuxihuanneigeyuanhua，xianzaizhixianghaohaochangge。”
“chaocperyi，neixiegemihefensibujiuxihuanzheixiema？youbushizhenderangnigentatanlianai？meishinimenduohudongyixiajiuxing……”
huranlihonghaoxiangxiangdaoshenme，yanshenzhongduolexielise，“nandaonihaidianjizheneigesumobucheng？”
“mei……meiyou，wobatasuoyoulianxifangshibushishanlejiushilaheile，buhuizaiyoulianxile。”
tingdaozijijingjirentijisumo，linweiweihedeganjinchuyanjieshi。
“weiweia，bushiwoduiniyaoqiugao，zaiyulequanzheizhongdifang，yidingdeyouyanjie，yaojieshineixienenggouzaishiyeshangduizijiyoubangzhudeguiren……”
“neisumorujinjiushigeliejiyiren，tanengjinidailaishenme？shireduhaishiziyuan？nanbuchengnihaizhiwangtaxiegejinichang？”
“wozhidaola，hongjie。”
zaiduifangyifanshuojiaozhixia，linweiweiwunaidixiatou。
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