系统？
tingdaozheilianggezi，sumoxinzhonganansonglekouqi。
haihaolaotiandaizijibubo，yaoburanshenweichuanyuezhedeta，feibeiqianshenkengsibuke。
lianggexiaomubiaodepeichangjin，napatazhangleyibaigeyaozigeleyebugou。
“yuleshengwangxitongjiazaiwanbi，shuxingmianbanyijingshengcheng，qingsuzhuchakan。”
jiezhetayanqianbianchuxianyikuaidaizhegezhongshuzhidetoumingzimu：
【姓名：苏默】
【年龄：20】
【颜值：92】
【唱功：36】
【演技：29】
【体质：79】
【jineng：jita~31】
【dangqianshengwang：—189267】
【duihuanshangcheng：muqianshengwangzhiweifushu，zanshiwufakaiqi】
【当前任务：无】
“zhushi：mianbansuojilugexiangshuzhisuodaibiaosuzhumuqianshijinenglizhi，shengwangzhizebiaoshisuzhubenrenzaiwaijiesuohuodederenkedu。”
“meiyiwanshengwangzhikeyizhijieduihuanchengnenglidianshu1，keyijiazairenhexuanxiang。”
“shengwangxitongkeyihuodeqianshisuoyouyulezuopinyijiqitagezhongjiangli。”
“jianyusuzhushoucijihuochenggongshengwangxitong，jiangmianfeihuodechujijianglisanci，qingwenshifouxuanzexianzaifafang？”
“发放！”
cishisumo，haoxianggeshahongyandedutuyiban，zhiqiuquanliyibo，buliuyihan。
“gongxisuzhuhuodeliuxingyinlezuopin：《huizhechibangdenvhai》。”
“gongxisuzhuqingchunticaidianyingjuben《neixienian，womenyiqizhuidenvhai》”
“gongxisuzhuhuodechangxiaowenxuezuopin《guichuideng》quanji。”
“lingwaishuoming，xitongzhijiefafangdezuopinjunyijingzaihuaguobanquanzhongxinzhuce，zhuceshisuzhudegerenxinximorenbaomizhuangtai。”
“……”
kanzhezhuangyoujianglidesangeupanjingjingtangzaixitongcangku，sumoxinqingzhongyuhaolebushao。
buguodangtajiangmuguangluozaizijixitongmianbanshengwangzhiyilanshi，shunjianlengzhule。
“xitong，weishenmewodeshengwangzhiweishifushu，haifuleshijiwan？”
“muqiansuzhuxingxiangchuyutafangzhuangtai，waijieduiyusuzhufumianpingjiataiduo，yinershengwangzhishifushu。”
尼玛的！
tingwanxitongdejieshi，sumoneixinyichangbushuang，danqueyouhaowubanfa。
sheijiaoqianshenjizijiliuxianeimedadelantanzini？
……
yiri，yijueshuidaoziranxingdesumo，zaicidakaishouji，dangjibeiweiboshangneimimimamazijimingzijihedao。
shouxianjiushixingchenyulezaizijiaguanfangshangfadeshengming：
“qiangshoutuanduishijianxisumogerenxingwei，yubengongsihaowuguanxi，yibuzhiqing，xingchenyuleduonianyilai，yizhiguliyuanchuangbingzunzhongzuozhebanquan，duiyuzheizhongqipianqinzhandewuliangxingweishenetongjue，muqianyizhengshiyuqijieyue……”
“xingchenyuleyiguanzhuzhongqixiayirenyidejiaoyu，zhiliyuweihuaguoyulequanshusongjiankang、yanguang、zhengnengliangdeyouzhiouxiang。”
“neimingpuguangdeqiangshoutuanduizuozhecheng，zhenggeqiangshoutuanduiquanbuyousumogerenzujianbingfuze，beihoujingjigongsixingchenyulebingbuzhiqing，yishicicishijianshouhaifang……”
kandaozheili，sumoqidezhijiejiangzijishoujihenhenpaizaichuangshang。
yuenimade，haoyishoudaofantiangang。
shuangfangjingranlianheqilai，basuoyouzangshuidouwangtayigerenshenshangpo。
……
waijiedaduoshubumingzhenxiangdechiguaqunzhonghewangyou，duiyuxingchenyuleshengmingyijineiwei“qiangshou”zuozhedebaoliaoyeshishenxinbuyi。
renweijiushisumozheigoubiyangleyibangqiangshou，siyizaiyulequanrenshe、gejiucai。
gengweizaogaodeshi，chulezhiqiandelaodongjiawai，zhenggeyulequanyouyingxianglideyirenhuozhequntidoukaishiduitajinxingshengtao：
【huaguojinqujiangzuweihui】：“jingguozuweihuishangtaojueding，shouhuiqiquniansuohuodedejinmaijiangzuijiazuoqurenjiangxiang。”
【tianhouxuyaru】：“wohesumozhishizaoqianhezuoguoyishouge，muqiangaigequzaisuoyouyinlepingtaiyijingshenqingxiajia，qitabingwurenhejiaoji，danworenweigeshouyinggaizunzhongyuanzuozhe。”
【yixiangeshoulinweiwei】：“sumozheizhongnongxuzuojiaxingweiyanzhongshanghailegemiduiyuliuxingletandexinxin，tayinggaijisuoyourenyigejiaodai。”
【missnvtuanduizhangjiangyanyan】：“woconglaimeiyouhesumo‘chaocp’，zhishitonggegongsi，sidixiawurenheguanxi，doushiwaijiehubianluanxie，womuqianzhiguanxinnvtuanweilaifazhanheyinle，duiyutadeqiangshoushijianbingbuganxingqu。”
【lepingrendingshengli】：“nizhidaosumozheizhongxingweiyiweizheshenmema？woerzihuijiashuotakaole100fen，jieguofaxiantashoushangnadeshibanshangjianzishengdeshijuan，zheijiushiyichangchiluoluodeqipian。”
【huayuchuanmei】：“zicongwenhuabujiaqiangbanquanguanliyilai，sumoshidiyigedingfengzuoandejiahuo，bushacizei，heyifuzhong？”
【xiangyashidai】：“sumojiushiliuxingletanzhichi。”
【《qingchun101》jiaomuyandan】：“woduiyujiaochuguosumozheiyangdexueshenggandaochiru，tajiushidangjinletandehaiqunzhima。”
【《qingchun101》zhouzhou】：“suiranwohesumotongqichudao，danwomenbingbushu，erqiewoduitazheizhongxingweixiangdangbuchi。”
【《qingchun101》yuanhua】：“sumojiushiwomenneijie《qingchun101》zuidadechiruhewudian，xianzainimenyinggaizhidaosheicaishizuiyinggaicweichudaoderenleba？”
“……”
beichengweiyulequanguanmeizhishengde《huaguowenyubao》，yezaizheiguanjianshikefabiaolepianmingwei《nongxuzuojia，nanmianzishiqiguo》deweibowenzhang：
“wenyiyaosuzaorenxin，erwenyigongzuozheshouxianjiuyaosuzaoziji。
sumozuoweigongzhongrenwu，gengyinggaizunzhongbanquanheyuanchuang，zhenxizijideshehuixingxiang。
wuluncengjingyouduomehaodechengji，zhiyaoganzaibanquanhechuangzuofangmiannongxuzuojia，suoyouhuihuanghegongmingdouhuiyanxiaoyunsan，qiantuyejianghuiyuyidan。
dansumomingxianwangjilezheixie，caihuixiangrujinzheiyangcanzaowanrentuoqi……”
mingyanrenlimajiumingbai，《huaguowenyubao》zheizhishidaqianzhaneryi，zhenzhengdezhongchuihaizaihoumian。
guoran，jiuzaisantianhou，huaguoguangdianzhongxinzhengshixiafazhenduisumode“fengshaliejiyiren”tongzhi：
womenzhuyidao，jinriyougeshousumosiyiguyongqiangshou、bingjiangqizuopinzhanweijiyoudexiaoxiyinfayulunqiangliefanxiang。
nongxuzuojia、buzunzhongyuanchuangzuozhebushixiaoshi，letanjinzhirenhexingshideqipianxingwei。
fancongshiguangbodianshihewangluoshitingdeyanyirenyuan，youqishixiangsumozheiyangdezhimingyiren，zuoweigongzhongrenwu，youhendadeshehuiyingxiangliheshifanzuoyong。
yingdangzijuejianxingxingyezilvzhunze，yangelvjixiushen，yanside，jiangdade，shougongde。
xingyezhuguanbumendexiangguanzhengceyaoqiushimingquede，yangede。
guangdarenminqunzhongbuyuanyi、bujieshou、yebuyunxuchouwenliejiyirenwuranwomendeshehuigongdehegongxuliangsu。
womenbuhuiweichouwenliejizhetigongfashengluliandejihuihepingtai，yirujiwang，jianjueweiguangdarenminqunzhongtigongjiankangxiangshangyingpingshengpin……”
suoweide“liejiyiren”shizhicongshiguoweifahuobudaodehuodong，qiebeipuguangdeyileiyiren。
biruchangjiande“chifen”、“piaochang”、“toushui”yijisumozheizhongqinfanhebuzunzhongchuangzuozhedebanquanxingweidengdeng。
anzhaohuaguoguangdianzhiqiandeguiding，you“liejiyiren”canyuzhizuodedianying、dianshijiemu、wangluoju、weidianyingdengbeiyaoqiuzantingbochu。
zheizetongzhiyichu，biaozhizhesumoyihoujiangchedigaobieyulequantaiqiansuoyoupuguanghuodongle。
zhiyuxingchenyulezheigetadeqianjingjigongsi，chulejijubutengbuyangdepipingwai，bingmeiyoushoudaorenheshizhixingchufa。
yucitongshi，zhenggeweiboshangyeshiyipianhuantianxidideqifen，haoqiguonianyiban。
“gongxisumoxiti‘yongfengdizun’chenghao，hahaha。”
“sumonizhidaowoyouduoguanxinnima？zheizhenziwodanxindeyaosi，shengpaweilainizaiyoufuchudejihui，zheixiahaole，wozhongyukeyishuigehaojuele。”
“loushangde，wodadaodouyijingchuqiaole，yuanlaishiyoujunya！ganjinguolaizuoyizhuo。”
“gongxiqiangshoudashitiqiantuixiu。（yanhua）”
“sushengrenminfalaihedian。”
“wojidesumozheigoubizhiqiancanjiajiemushishuozijizuixihuanwenxue，zheixiatakeyiyouzugoudeshijianquzhuiqiutadewenxuemengle，hahaha！”
“takeyixiangmouweilanqiugoatneiyangxuanbu：woyaojiangtianfudaidaowenxuejie。”
“……”
yankanzhexirizheixielaoshurendouduizhezijiganjinshajue，sumoxinzhongbeiliangzhiyu，yekaishisisuoweilaizhilu。
zheigeshijiesuiranshigepingxingkongjian，danhezhonghuajiazaigegefangmiandoujiweixiangsi，weiyibutongdejiushicongtangchaokaishi，wenyuzuopinheqianshibuzaiyourenheguanxi。
当文抄公？
xiangdaozheili，sumoneixinhenhendixindongle。
taiqianbuxing，zanjiuxianzaimuhougouzhebaqianzhuanle。
zhenghaoxitongzhiqiansongletajiyangde“kaijudalibao”。
shouxianjiushi“sanjiantao”zhiyidexiaoshuo。
bulunshiqianshenhaishirujindesumo，duiyuhuaguowenxuequandoubushuxi，suoyizhiwang《guichuideng》zheishuduanshijiannenggoudailaibaozhaxingdeshouyigenbenbuxianshi。
dianyingjubenjiugengchele，shenweiliejiyirendeta，bieshuolatouzipaidianyingle，napazhudongsongshangmenrenjiagujidoudeduozhe。
weiyiyouxiwangjiushineishou《huizhechibangdenvhai》。
ruguozheishougeduanshijiankeyibaohongbianxiandehua，budankeyiyouxiaohuanjiezijijingjimuqianweiji，duixitongshengwangzhifangmianyeshibuxiaodezhuli……
zhengdangtaxiangderushenzhiji，xitongneimodeganqingdejixieshengzhouranxiangqi：
“gongxisuzhujihuoxinshourenwu：xunzhaogongjuren。”
“renwujiexi：yigeyuenei，yizuoqurenshenfenchudaobingfaxingrenshengdiyishouliuxingyinlezuopin。”
“renwujiangli：yicichujijiangli，yicizhongjijiangli。”
新手任务？
tingqilaibucuo，danrujinzuidadewentishi，tafangzhixia，nagenvgeshouganzaizheifengkoulangjianshangyutahezuo？”
danzheibijingshixitongshoucishoucirenwu，yeshitayanxiafanshenguanjian。
sumoyonglinaolejixiatoufa，xinlixiangzhezenmecainengshunlizhaodaozijishouge“gongjuren”。
shumiaohou，tahuranyanqianyiliang：hualewang。