娱乐：风水顾问，专治小鬼苦瓜炒花蟹-著

小说简介

《yule：fengshuiguwen，zhuanzhixiaogui》shiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youzuojiakuguachaohuaxiejingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaochentianchenliangjiudemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi，jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。czheicijiushichengnuolemeiduixian，youguizicaifanshide。zheiyidan，cjileershiwan，shiqingdaozhei，benyinggaijieshu，kecdejingjirenqueyounachuyigegugunangnangdeda……。

精彩章节

zheimeyigedamingxingfangzaiyanqian，yaoshuoyidianbuxindongneishibukenengde，erqiecjingjirenzheizhongshuofa，daoyebushihushuo。

duiyuzhonglexiedeshizhu，shihouanshenguyun，datiyousanzhongfangfa，yishishaozhiqian，peifuzhou，ershizuoquxiedefashidaochang，sanshizhaogaogongfashishuangxiu，jiefashidejingqiyuanyang，gubenpeiyuan，zhenxiequling。

xiangduiyuqianliangzhongfangfa，disanzhongbudanjianxiaokuai，hainengqidaodiaolishenti，gaishanyunshidezuoyong。

dandisanzhongfangfa，yougezuidadebibing，neijiushiyaoshuangxiude，shuobailejiushiyaozuonannvzhijiandeneidianshi。

meiyoujigeshizhunengjieshouzijidexifuhuonvpengyouhefashishuangxiude，ruguozhenyou，neigujishiyouteshupihao。

suoyizheizhongfangfahenshaoyourenyong，zaiyige，zheixienianlvlvyoubaodao，youdefashiyishuangxiuquxieweimingpiancaipianse。

wocaice，kenengshiwojizheiliangweikailetianyan，rangzheiliangweikandaoleyouguizidebenti，zaijiashangwofengjinyouguizideshoufaguoyuxianshu，guochengyouguoyushunli，rangchetajingjirenduiwodexinrenchengdudadatisheng，tamencaihuitichuzheigeyaoqiu。

keshijishang，wodexiuweihaidabudaonengtongguoshuangxiujirenguyunzengshideneigechengdu。

buzhishiwo，rujinzheigeshidai，jiuchengyishangdefashidouzuobudao。

zhenyaodayingle，neijiushipianpao。

suoyi，womeidaying，ershipiexiangershuqiuzhu。

ershuzuijiaoyiche，bahongbaowanghuiyitui，pixiaoroubuxiaodetuchuyiju：“womenchendashigonglidi，bibuleneixienianzhangdefashi，shuangxiubule！”

ershuzheimingxianshihualiyouhua，tingzheiyisi，cyiqianzhaoguosuishudadefashishuangxiu，jiushibuzhidao，chengmeichenggong，shibushibeipianlepao。

zheihuayichu，cjingjirendelianseyijiang，mianqiangjichuyisixiaolianshuo：“chendashi，womenhaiyoutonggaoyaogan，jiubuduodaile！”

shuowan，bianheccongconglikai。

“狗改不了吃屎！”

liangrengangchumen，ershujiuduizhetaliangdebeiyinglengxiaoyisheng。

woyoudianyiwai，anlishuocshiwomendekehu，talaizhaowomenshilaisongqiande，ershuzheigetaiduyoudianbudui。

“shibushijuedeershuduikehudetaidubuhao？”

ershucaidaolewodexinsi，zhijiewendao。

“是！”

我点点头。

“xiaotian，yulequandeshuishenzheni，zheixiemingxing，nibiekanwaibiaoguangxian，beidilishenmeshidougan！zheicia，cxianzhaodebushizanmen，zanmenni，yejiubuyongguanzhetamen，shitamenqiuzhezanmen，zanmengaiduanzhejiuduanzhe！”

ershuheiheiyixiao，baqianeryitianzuowu，jilewoshiwan。

zheiyidanshengyi，zhuandebiyiwangyiniandouduo。

“haiyou，shuangxiugubenpeiyuandeshi，xianzaibunenggan，yihounengbuganjiubuyaogan，shizairenbuzhule，zhaowaiweibuhaoma？renjinghaidongshi，mingxingnengbupengjiubupeng，penglerongyichushi！”

二叔接着说道。

“chushi？”woyoudianbujie。

“xiaotian，hunyuquande，jibenshangdoushijingnanmeinv，sheizhidaotamenbeihouyoumeiyoumeijinzhu？youqishiczheizhongzhangdepiaoliang，youshikebanchushende，nengdangtajinzhude，meiyouyidingdeshiligenbenzuobudao！tianxiameiyoubutoufengdeqiang，wanyiniliangshuangxiudeshibeizhidaole，gaosinibukeneng，danduangegebozhegetui，wanquanyoukeneng！suoyi，ershuningkedezuitamen，yebunengliuxiahuabing！”

ershuyuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao。

wozhuomoleyixia，queshishizheigeli。

“haiyou，zanmenzheixing，zuizhongyaodejiushitishizhushoumi，yidingyaozuiyan，zuibuyan，zaowanyaochushi！”

二叔接着说道。

zheidoushijingyanzhitan，wodiandiantou，biaoshizhidaole。

ershujianwotingjinqule，yuqigenzheqingsong，jixushuoqilequanlidemiwen。

anzhaoershudeshuofa，nvmingxingdejinzhu，buyidingshinande，nanmingxingdejinzhu，yebuyidingshinvde。

nandehenandegao，nvdehenvdegao，meiyouzuiluan，zhiyougengluan。

weilenaziyuan，weilehong，duoladixiaxiandeshi，zheixiemingxingdougandechulai。

“xiaotian，ershuganglijianeizhen，neidihaimeizheimeluan，dingduoshigaogaonannvguanxi，dacongzheijinian，mingxingzhuandeyuelaiyueduo，gaowaimenxiedaodeyeyuelaiyueduo，zanmenjiuanshengdezhuanqian，haorizizaihoumianni！”

ershudeyuqiyuelaiyueqingsong，woyegenzhefangsongxialai。

diertian，ershuzoule，shuoshiquanlideyigedakayaolitangzi，tayaoguoqubangmang。

womeiwenshishei，zheishiwowenleershuduobanyebuhuishuo，danwolenglebantian。

ershukouzhongdedaka，wankendingbuhuixiao，kezheimeyigedamingxing，zenmehuilitangzichuma？

haizhenjiurutongershushuode，yulequanligaowaimenxiedaodeyuelaiyueduo。

jiexialaidejigeyue，dahuomeiyou，xiaohuobuduan，zhaoshanglaidedaduoshiyixiemotehaiyouwaiwei，youdeshichaodudehuo，youdeshiqiufu，jibenshangmeishanandu。

zheixierenyouyixieshiershujieshaolaide，haiyouyixieshizaiwozheikanguoshidemotejieshaode。

duiyuzheixiexiaohuo，ershuyilvbuchoucheng，yongershudehualaijiang，tabuchazheisangualiangzaode。

biedehaihao，guanjianshiyixiemotehewaiweibuxiangjiqian，xiangyaorouchang。

duiyuzheige，woyewenguoershu，ershushuozheixiexiangyaorouchangde，duobanmeiyoujinzhu，xiangshangjiushang，buxiangshangjiubushang，kanwoziji。

jieguoshi，woyigeyemeishang，woguobuquzijizheiyiguan。

chulejiehuo，wozheijigeyue，yizhiyouguanzhuc。

ccongwozheilikaibudaoyigexingqi，jiushangleyiciyulexinwen。

conglianseshangkan，cwanquanhuifule，shuoyijuhongguangmanmianbuweiguo。

zhengchangrenzhongxie，doudehuifugeshitianbanyuede，cdeqingkuanggengzhong，tabeiyouguizifanshi，anzhaochangli，zenmeyedehuifugeyinianbanzaide，tashizenmehuifuzheimekuaide？

nandaozhaodaonengbangtashuangxiudele，haishishuo，yongleshenmebiedefangfa？

buzhishiyulexinwen，chaipinfanzaigeleidianshijiemuzhonglumian，meiguoduojiuyouguanxuanjijiangdandangyibudianshijudenvzhujiao，keweishichunfengdeyimatiji。

cbudanshentihuifule，yunshiyehuifule。

kebuzhidaoweishenme，wojuedecshiliehuopengyou。

youguolejigeyue，dayueshinianqianneizhen，woyoujiandaolec，zheiyicibushizaidianshishang，yebushizaiwangshang，ershizaiwojia。

c这次是自己来的。

heshangcibutong，czheicidaizhemaozikouzhao，yanjingshanghaizhaozheyigedamojing，yaobushitakaikou，wogenbenrenbuchulaita。

renchushita，wohenyiwai，zheiduanzhengshichuodeshihou，tazenmeyoushijianlaiwozhei？