第4章 陈天被黄玫下降头

woshangqiandaleyishengzhaohu,xianghuhanxuanliangjuhou,huangmeiyipaidiandongchehouzuo,nunuzuidao:“chenshifu,shangche!”

huangmeidediandongcheshinvshide,woyaozuoshangqu,youdianji,bukebimiandehuihehuangmeiyoushentidejiechu,suoyiwoyoudianyouyu。

“aiya,chenshifu,wodoubuzaihu,nipasha?”

huangmeikanchuwodeyouyu,daqidepailepaihouzuo。

tazheimeyinong,fandaoxiandewoyoudianxiaoqi,wodiandiantou,shangleche。

“baojine,wokaidehenkuaide!”

haimeizuohao,huangmeiqingxiaoyisheng,turanfadongdiandongche,woshunzheguanxing,xiangqianyizhuang,baoletadeyao。

baoshangzhihou,wofandaobuhaoyisisashoule,zhinengbusongbujindebaozhe。

huangmeiganjuedaolewodeganga,lushangyizhizhudongzhaohuati。

tashuotaduoguosancitai,diyicishibasui,dierciershi,disanciershier,qianliangcihaihao,zhidaohaizibabashishei,disanciyouyu**denanrenbijiaoduo,shijianyoubijiaojin,tagenbenbuzhidaohaizibabashishei!

wozheiduanjiechudenenmohewaiweiyebusuanshaole,tamenshuoqicengjingdeduotaiwangshi,huoduohuoshaodouyoudianjihui,buyuantiji。

ruhuangmeizheiyang,haobuyinman,fengqingyundande,wohaishidiyiciyudao。

ershifenzhonghou,wodaolehuangmeidejia。

huangmeizuzhuzaiyigelaoxiaoqunei,fangzishidayishidebuju。

“chenshifu,nihekoushui,wohuanwanyifu,zanmenzaishuoshi!”

jinwuhou,huangmeimeijizherangwokantadewenti,ershicongbingxiangzhongnachuyipingshuidijiwo,zhuanshenjinlewoshi,erwoshidemen,meiguan,jiuneimechangzhe。

huangmeiwanquanmeiyoubihuiwodeyisi,xianmantiaosilidebaziji**,youbujinbumandecongyijuzhongzhaochudiaodaihereku,ceshenduizhewochuanleqilai。

wokanleyiyanbianlimazhuanguoshen,ningkaipinggaiheleyikoushui,youdianmingbaihuangmeideyisi,taxiangrouchang。

她想我不想啊!

daobushiwoyouduozhengrenjunzi,woyeshizhengchangnanren,pengdaohuangmeizheileishencaizhangxiangkeyidabafendeyouzhudongde,woyexindong。

关键是,我穷。

zheibannianduo,wodadanjiaxiaodanzhuanlexiaoershiwan,kanzhehenduo,kewohuadeyeduo。

xuanmenzheimeduofamai,geyougedexiuxingfa,dongbeichumadexiuxingkaoxianjia,liangguangdengdidesanfaliangjiaoxiuxingkaodeshishifuguofa,miaowuliangu,erwomenchenjia,zoudeshidaojiadeluzi,neilianhuxi,wailianfulu。

huxifabuhuaqian,kefuzhuxiuliandeyaoyushiyaohuaqiande。

woxiaoshihouneihuiyewaigeleiyaocaiduo,jiageyexiangduibianyi,xianzaibuxingle,yiciyaoyu,qimasansiqian。

yigexiaodan,kenenghaizhuanbulaiwoyiciyaoyudeqian。

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haiyoufulu,wodexiuweihaimeidaoyiqiweiyin,lingkonghuafudedibu,xiangyaohuahaoyizhangfu,congfuzhidaohuafudeyanliao,nayangdoubunengcha,zheidoushiqiana。

zhenranghuangmeirouchangle,laihuichepiaobuti,zheicidewuqianchoujin,wojiubiexiangnadao,gengbietilangfeidecailiaole。

birukaitianyanyongdeliuyefa,youyiweicailiaoshicaiziqingmingdelushui,wozheibannianduokaitianyandecishutaiduo,yeyeliuxiadeneidianlushuidoukuaiyongwanle。

lushuicaijideshihoukanzhehaoxiangbuyaoqian,kezheidongxishixiaohaopin,zhenyaomai,yanyaoshuidadeyiping,yaoyiqianduo,haibujiangjia,aimaibumai。

kaiyicitianyan,jinshixiaohaodelushui,jiudehaojishi。

wozheimeqiong,zenmeganrangtarouchang!

denghuangmeihuanhaoleyifu,womeiduoshuoshenme,buguanhuangmeizenmeanshi,yilvgongshigongban,yidianjihuibujihuangmei,anbujiubandekaitianyan,diangongxiang,shouyingling。

weileranghuangmeitongkuaidiantaoqian,bugaoyaoezi,wohaitihuangmeikailetianyan,rangtaheyinglingjianleyimian。

zheiyizhaoguoranhaoshi,huangmeihedexiaolianshabai,hentongkuaidetaoqian。

shouleqian,woyouhehuangmeishuoleyixiazhuyishixiang,bushishuowobayinglingshouzoulejiuwanshile,haiyaochaodude。

butongyuyouguizi,zheileiyoushizhuduotaixingchengdeyingling,zaichaodushi,yaoqiushizhuqitianneibukehunshi,buketongfang,bukechuquyule,youtiaojiande,haiyaozaijiazhongshangxiang。

jiaodaiwanbi,caijiudianershi。

wokanshijianlaideji,zhijiemaileshidianneitangdehuoche。

zhuyaoshihuangmeizhangdepiaoliangshencaiyouhao,tawanshangruguozuanwobeiwo,wopaworenbuzhu。

jianwoyaozou,huangmeifeiyaosongwoquhuochezhan,tashuotabuganzaijiadaizhele,yaozhaoyigerenqiduodedifang。

我没拒绝。

songwodeguochengzhong,huangmeizhudongwanghoukao,danwonengganjuedao,zheicitameibiedeyisi,chuncuishichuyuhaipa。

daolechezhanhou,huangmeimeizou,yizhidaowojianpiao,tacaiyiyibushedelikai。

shangchezhihou,wobuleyizhangwopupiao,tangzaipushang,womihuleyihui,chekuangdangkuangdangkaileqilai。

shuidezhengxiangshi,woturanganjueweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai,touyetengdelihai。

woliangqiangzhecongpushangpaxialai,chongxiangcesuo。

jinrucesuohou,wolaibujisuomen,bianyizhenkuangtu。

tuguozhihou,shufuleyixie,wotaochuzhi,calecahuzhuyanjingdeleishui,juedeyoudianqiguai。

wocongxiaopaoyaoyu,liantuna,zhangzheimeda,lianganmaodoumeideguo,zenmeturanjianjiutuchengzheiyang?

woyibianxiangzhe,yibiantaishouxiangyaochongshui,keyiyanxiaqu,yixiazilengzhule。

bianchinei,outuwuzhong,youjigequchongzairudongzhe。

kandaoquchongdeyichanei,woxinliyidong,meiyouchongshui,zhuanshenchumenqupangbiandeguanxiqu,duizhexishouchishangfangdejingzi,niezhuzuoyanpi,xiangshangyifan,zhijianyanbaizhongjianweizhi,youyidaoqiheideshuxian。

“草!”

kandaoheixiandeyishunjian,wobaoleyijucukou。

yinmenzhongrenkanshijiurenyouyijushunkouliu,jiaoheijianghuizhouhongxiaogui,yisishishuo,yanqiushangfangdeyanbaibufen,chuxianyitiaoheisedeshuxian,shizhonglejiangtou;chuxianhuisedeshuxian,shizhonglefuzhou;chuxianhongsedewangzhuangsixian,shibeixiaoguichan。

所以,我中降头了。

woshizaijialichushengde,meishangyiyuan,suoyiwodebazi,haihuozhederenli,chulewoershu,meirenzhidao,xiangyaoyongbaziduiwoxiajiang,butaikeneng。

neizhinengshizaiwodeshiwulixiajiangle。

wozheijitian,chideshizijizuode,zuocheyemeiherenfashengchongtu。

wozainaoziliguoleyibianzheijitianjiechuderenhechihe,huangmeineizhangjingzhidelian,chuxianzaiwodenaohaili。