《yanluoguilai：longchengdixiahuangyangchengji》zheipianyoujimieliuxiedexiaoshuo，gushiqingjiecuozongfuzayihuankouyihuan。jirenyouzhongyikouqikandaodideganjue。zhujiaoshilinfengsuwanqing，《yanluoguilai：longchengdixiahuangyangchengji》jianjie：zhaotianyuyileng，suijiningxiaodao：“meiwenti！zhiyaobierangtazaichuxianzaiwomianqian，shisishihuo，suinimenchuzhi！”……
qingchendeyangguang，touguobieshuzhuwoneijudadeluodichuang，wenroudisazaisuwanqingzhangzhangdejiemaoshang。
tahuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan，suzuidailaideqingweitoutong，rangtaxiayishidiculecumei。zuoyedeyimumu，ruchaoshuibanyongrunaohai——yanhuishangdezhenfengxiangdui，guituzhongdeaimeiyini，yijitazijineidadanershitaide……zhudong。
tadelianjia，“teng”deyixiahongtoule。
tajingran……zhudongquqinwenlinfeng，shenzhihaishuochuleneiyangbuzhixiuchidehua。
suwanqingjianglianmaijinrouruandezhentouli，xinzhongxiunanyuaonaojiaozhi。danqiguaideshi，chulexiuse，taxinzhonggengduode，shiyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeanxinhe……yisitianmi。
taxiangqilelinfengzuihouneijubadaoeryouchongmanzunzhongdehua：“woxiangyaode，shiyigeqingxingde，xinganqingyuande，wanwanzhengzhengdesuwanqing。”
zheigenanren，tameiyouchenrenzhiwei。zaitadeyanzhong，tabushiyigekeyisuiyicaixiedeliewu，ershiyigexuyaobeizhengzhongduidaidenvwang。zheifenzunzhong，birenhehuayanqiaoyuhexuweidewenrou，dougengnenghandongtadexin。
taxiankaibeizi，chizuzouxiachuang。dangtakandaochuangtoujushangfangzhedeyibeiwenduzhenghaodefengmishui，yijiyizhangzijigangjingdezhitiaoshi，tadexin，chedironghuale。
“xinghouhediao，jiejiu。——linfeng”
suwanqingduanqishuibei，xiaokoudihezhe，wenredeyetihuaruhoulong，yenuanletadexin。tazhidao，zijineikebingfengyijiudexin，yijingweizheigenanren，chedidakaileyidaowufayuhedefengxi。
……
louxiacanting，linfengyijingweitangtangzhunbeihaolezaocan。
dangsuwanqingzouxialoushi，kandaodejiushizheiyangyifuwenxindehuamian：linfengzhengnaixindijiaozhetangtangruhezhengquedishiyongdaocha，erxiaoguniangzeyilianchongbaidikanzheta，liangrenzhijiandehudongziranerqinni，fangfotamenbenjiushiyijiaren。
“mama，nixingla！”tangtangkaixindihandao。
suwanqing“ng”leyisheng，lianshangdaizheyisibuzirandehongyun，zoudaocanzhuoqianzuoxia。
“zuowan……xiexieni。”tadishengduilinfengshuo。
“fenneizhishi。”linfengdehuidayijiujianjie，dantadiguolaiyibeiwenniunaidedongzuo，quexiandegewaititie。
zaocandeqifen，zaiyizhongweimiaodewenxinyuaimeizhongjinxing。
fanhou，linfengjiangyifenzhenglihaodewenjiandijisuwanqing：“suzong，zheishiwozuowanlianyezhenglide，guanyulongchengdixiashilideyixiejibenqingkuang。nixuyaokanyixia。”
suwanqingjieguowenjian，dakaiyikan，tongkongzhouranshousuo。
zheifenwenjian，xiangxijilulelongchengsandadixiashili——“qingfengtang”、“menghubang”、“jinqianhui”detoumuxinxi、zhuyaochanye、shilifanwei，shenzhishiyixieyinmidejudianweizhi。qixiangjinchengdu，yuanchaorenhegongkaideshangyediaochabaogao。
“zheixie……nishicongnalinonglaide？”tazhenjingdiwen。
“zaiwoxuyaotamendeshihou，tamenjiuchuxianle。”linfengpingjingdihuida。zheixie，ziranshitazaiyuzhongshi，tongguoneiweishenmide“saodilaozhe”deguanxiwang，yijizijiqian“yanluo”deshenfenqudao，suonengdiaodongdebingshanyijiao。
“zuowan，woshoudaolexiaoxi。”linfengdeliansebiandeyansuqilai，“zhaotianyu，yijinghe‘qingfengtang’derenjiechule。”
suwanqingdexin，mengditileqilai。
“qingfengtang？”taduizheigemingziruleiguaner，“neikeshilongchengzuinanchandeshili。tamendetangzhu，shigenvren，jiao**shangguanyan**，waihao‘xiezimeiren’。jushuotaxinhenshoula，zhijiguoren，erqiebeijinghenshen。tazhangkongzhelongchengbaifenzhiqishiyishangdeyulechangsuo，yijidabufenshechipindezousiqudao，shigeheibailiangdaodouqingyibuganzhaorederenwu。”
takanzhelinfeng，yanzhongchongmanledanyou：“zhaotianyuzheishiyaojiedaosharen！shangguanyande‘qingfengtang’，kebushitujiubangneizhongburuliudehuose。tamenshouxia，youzhenzhengdewangmingzhitu。”
tayuanyiwei，linfengjiejueletujiubang，zijikeyizanshisongyikouqi。quemeixiangdao，yigegengdadeweixie，yijingqiaoranerzhi。
“wozhidao。”linfengdeyanzhong，shanguoyisilengliedezhanyi，“suoyi，womenbunengdengtamenchuzhao。”
“你……”
“suzong，”linfengdaduanleta，“congxianzaikaishi，nizhixuyaozaishangchangshang，zhengmianjuji‘tianyujituan’。zhiyupanwaidezheixie‘zayin’，wohuibangniquanbuqingchu。”
suwanqingkanzhetaneishuangzixinershensuideyanjing，xinzhongdehuangluan，qijibandipingfulexialai。tazhongzhongdidianlediantou：“hao。wolikerangqingbaobumen，basuoyouguanyu‘qingfengtang’heshangguanyandeziliao，quanbuzhengliyifen，jinisongguoqu。”
zaizheiyike，tabuzaishibeidongdijieshoubaohu，ershizhudongdi，chengweiletazuiqiangdadehoudun。tayaoyongzijidezhihuiheziyuan，weitazheibajueshixiongbing，tigongzuijingzhunde“zhidao”！
……
yucitongshi，longchengyijiangediaogaoya，fenzhedingjichenxiangdesirenchaguannei。
chaguandezhuren，shiyigechuanzheyishensuyaqipao，qizhigudianxianjingdenvren，rencheng**muwanqiu**。tadechaguan，shilongchenggefangshilimorende“zhongliqu”，xuduoshangbuletaimiandejiaoyihetanpan，douhuizaizheilijinxing。
cike，yijianyazhidebaoxiangli，zhaotianyuzhengyouxiezuolibuandihezhecha。
taduimian，zuozheyigeshenchuantangzhuang，mianrongkushou，yanshenyinzhidelaozhe。tasuirankanqilainianguoliuxun，dantaiyangxuegaogaoguqi，shouzhigujiecuda，xianranshigelianjiazi。
tabianshishangguanyanzuixinrendezuobangyoubei，rencheng“guishu”deqingfengtangdazongguan。
“zhaogongzi，womentangzhudeyisi，woyijingmingbaile。”guishufangxiachabei，manyouyoudikaikou，“niyaowomenbangnichudiaoneigejiaolinfengdebaobiao，keyi。danshi，jiaqianfangmian……”
“qianbushiwenti！”zhaotianyujiqiedishuodao，“zhiyaonimennengbatazuodiao，wochuwubaiwan！shichengzhihou，wonaxiawanqingjituan，zaijinimenbaifenzhishidegangu！”
weilechudiaolinfengzheigexinfudahuan，tayijingxialexueben。
“hehe，zhaogongziguoranshuangkuai。”guishuyanzhongshanguoyisitanlandejingguang，“buguo，womentangzhuhaiyougetiaojian。”
“什么条件？”
“neigelinfeng，womenyaohuode。”guishuyincecedixiaodao，“womentangzhu，duitahen‘ganxingqu’。xiangkankan，daodishishenmeyangderenwu，gandongwomenqingfengtangkanshangdematou，haiganyiyezhijianmieletujiubang。”
zhaotianyuyileng，suijiningxiaodao：“meiwenti！zhiyaobierangtazaichuxianzaiwomianqian，shisishihuo，suinimenchuzhi！”
“hao。neijiuzheimedingle。”guishuzhanqishen，“santianzhinei，nihuitingdaohaoxiaoxide。zhaogongzi，qingba。”
songzoulezhaotianyu，guishuhuidaochaguanneishi，botongleyigedianhua。
“tangzhu，shiqingbantuole。zhaotianyuneigechunhuo，yijingshanggoule。”
dianhuaneitou，chuanlaiyigeqinglengeryoudaizheyisiyonglandenvzishengyin：“henhao。neigelinfengdeziliao，chadezenmeyangle？”
“chabudao。”guishudeyuqibiandeningzhong，“jiuxiangshipingkongmaochulaideyiyang。zhizhidaotasannianqianyinweipanguozuiruyu，qitade，yipiankongbai。ciren，jiduweixian。”
“weixian，caiyouquma。”nvzideshengyinlidaizheyisiwanwei，“rang‘heibaiwuchang’daiduiquba。gaosutamen，woyaohuode。wodaoyaoqinyankankan，zheitouturanchuangjinlongchengdemenghu，daodizhangleduofenglideya。”
“是，堂主。”
yichangzhenduilinfengdeshaju，yiranqiaoranbuxia。
……
xiawu，tianlanganbaogongsidelinshizongbu，yejiushineijiabeipanxialaide“yeseliaoren”ktv。
linfengkanzhesuwanqingdeqingbaobumensonglaide，houhouyidieguanyu“qingfengtang”deziliao。
“ahu，”tatouyebutaidihandao。
“fengge！”ahulikegongjingdipaoleguolai。jingguoyiyedezhengdun，tayijingchedijiangzijidairudaolinfengtouhaomazidejiaosezhong。
linfengzhizheziliaoshangdeyichudizhi，wendao：“‘huangjiayihao’dixiaduchang，zhidaoma？”
ahulianseyibian：“zhidao！fengge，neishiqingfengtangzuizhuanqiandechangzi！yeshitamenfangshouzuiyanmidedifang，limianquanshitamenzuinengdadehonggun，lianjingchadoubuganqingyiqucha。”
“henhao。”linfengdezuijiao，gouqiyimobinglengdehudu。
tazhanqishen，zoudaochuangbian，kanzhewaimiancheshuimalongdejiedao。
suwanqingwentayaozenmezuo。
他当时没有回答。
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dengdirenlaijingong？neishiruozhedexuanze。
talinfeng，conglaidouzhizuoyijianshi——zaidirenjuqitudaozhiqian，jiuxianyibu，qiaosuitadenaodai！
tazhuanguoshen，duiahuxiadalediyige，rangahugandaofeiyisuosidemingling。
“qu，jiwozhunbeiliangbaiwanxianjin。jinwan，woqujishangguantangzhu，songyifendali。”
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