《yule：jiejiemenqinglengjing，xiaoshuoeryi》shiyiburangrenchenmidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youhuochugeyangzibaqiaomiaogousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoshenmochenxiaojinglileyilianchuanjingxiancijidemaoxian，yuxieeshilidouzhidouyong。xiaoshuoyiqijinzhangcijideqingjieheshengdongbizhendemiaoxieyingdeleduzhemendehecai。nvjingchazaicifenfu，zaishenxunzhuozuolexiaqu。shenmozaishenxunzhuolingyibianzuoxialai。xianzaiyoulexitongbangding，tayijingyidiandoubuhuangle，xinqingfeichangfang……。
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……
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没多久时间！
yitiaoresoukuaisudengdingweiboresoubangdiyi！
【#杨蜜报警#】
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紧接着！
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…….
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王勇十分愤怒。
“我...”
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……
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“***，wangwenquandadizhenyaolaile，honglusuoyoubianjifagonggao，suoyouxieyangmi、huachengyu、jujingyi、nayingdexiaoshuozuozhe，tongtongdouxuyaogaiming，bugaimingdehua，zhijiefengshuchuli！”
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“haha...rangnimenxieyangmi，zheixiakehaole，wodaoshihenguanxin“changbanwushen”huibeizenmechuli？xianzaiyoumeiyoubeizhuaa？”
....
luntanyipianwangluozuozheaihongbianye，yeyoubushaowangyouzaixingzailehuo。
.......
租房里！
“呼…”
dahuludeshengyinbuduanxiangqi。
jiwangwenquanzaochengdadizhendeshizuoyongzheshenmo，shuidegenyitouzhuside。
“咚咚咚…”
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“派出所的！”
“来了！”
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“咯吱！”
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方脸警察严肃问道。
“dui！shiwoxiede，youshenmeshiqingma？”
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fanglianjingchataochuleyinsedeshoukao：“mafannipeihewomenyixia，genwomenzouyitang！”
shenmoliansezhouranyibian：“wofanshenmeshile？”
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沈默：“？？？”
tayiliandemengbi，xiegexiaoshuoeryi，benzunzahaibaojingleni？
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“cao，wanle，mingtiankejiufagaofeilea，xianzaichulezheidangshi，neiwodegaofeihainengzhengchangfama？”
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pingjiezijinulifendou，haoburongyizhuanleyixieqian？yankanqianmingtianjiuyaodaozhang？xianzaiquebeijingchajizhuale？
zhenshirilegoule！yaobuyaozheimekengdiea！
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xiaoshuo《yule：jiejiemenqinglengjing，xiaoshuoeryi》disanzhangbeijingchazhuale！shidujieshu。
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