“jingchaxiansheng，zheidaodishishenmeyangdeqingkuang，keyigenwoxiangxishuoyixiama？”
shenmohenxianglejiexiangxiqingkuang。
fanglianjingchajieshi：“bushishuolema？nixiaoshuoyinqilehendafengbo，doushangleweiboresoudiyi，neiresoucishi【#yangmishengleqigehaizi#】，haiyouyitiao【#yangmijiaochou#】resou，gujiyangmishikanjianzijibeihenduowangyouchaoxiao，ranhoushifenshengqi，suoyibaojingle！”
沈默：“？？？”
“resoudiyi？buhuiba？”
沈默很无语！
kanyangzishizuihouyizhangdajiejudeyuanyin。
taxiezheiyizhangdeshihou，wanquanjiushixinxuelaichao，genbenjiumeiyouduoxiang。
写小说吗？
目的就是为了爽！
浮夸一点又如何呢？
zaozhishizheiyangyizhongjieguo，shuoshenmeyebuzheiyangxiele。
“呜呜...”
shenmoyukuwulei，taxianzaishenmedoubudanxin，zhidanxinzheigaofei，hainengbunenganquandaozhang。
ruoshigaofeiyinweizheishiqingbeigele，neitazheilianggeduoyuemeitianbagexiaoshimazidexinxue，jiufuzhidongliulea。
yixiangdaozheili，shenmowubidetante，zheikeshiwushiduowangaofeia。
jingcheyiluchicheng，meiduojiujiukaidaolepaichusuo，shenmoxiachehou，beiliangjingchadaidaoleshenxunshinei，jiangshenmosuishenwupinbaokuoshoujidousoulechulai。
yimingnvjingchadaizheshenxunziliaozoujinlai，xunwendao：“zheijiushineixieyangmiyitaishengleqigehaizidezuozhema？”
yuanlianjingchahuiying：“meicuo！”
nvjingchakanxiangshenmo，youxietongqingshuodao：“nicanle，yangmigongzuoshi，haiyouhuachengyu、jujingyi、nayinggongzuoshi，douyijingfalelvshihan，zhunbei***ni，nijiexialai，yaozhunbeidahaojichangguansile！”
沈默:“？？？？”
他脸色吓得煞白！
zheigaofeimeifa，tanalilaideqiandazheimeduoguansi？xianzaitadecunkuan，yijingqiongdaozhishengyiqianqibaikuaiqule。
“这下该怎么办？”
沈默心里有些慌了。
neimeduoxieyangmidexiaoshuozuozhedoumeishi？
zadaotatoushang，bujinbeibenzundaizhuyaogaota，qitashejidemingxingjingranyeyaogaota？
“zhenshirilegoule，wokongpayaochengweishishangzuicandechuanyuezheba？”
“wobufu，pingshenmebiedechuanyuezhekaitoujiuyougua，gezhongshenlanjiujiaqiang，daozijijiushadoumeiyou？”
“xianzaizheiqingkuang？nirangwozenmeban？”
沈默心里不断吐槽。
gangtucaowan，tadenaohaishuranxiangqileyidaoshengyin：“ding...tongchouxitonganzhuanghaoshi90tian7xiaoshi24fen56miao！”
“咦？挂来了？”
shenmojidongdeshenzizhanleqilai。
“nixiangganshenme？shenmegualaile？xiangtaopaoma？”
女警察皱眉。
“没..没有！”
shenmojidongdezuolexiaqu。
【xitongjieshao：benxitongshisuoyouxitongdezhujixitong，suzhuxuyaoshenmexitong，xuyaojinxingceshi，ceshiwanchenghou，cainengjuexingnisuoxuyaodexitong！】
【ceshitimu1：qingwen，suzhudeweilai，nixiangyaoyizhongshenmeyangdemingyun？】
shenmoxiangleyixia，lijixuyuanyiyanghuiyingxitong：“woxiangyaohenduohenduoqian，woxiangyaozuihaobuyongduanlian，jiunengshouxialai，bianchengyigechaojishuaidenanshen，nvrenkanjianwo，jiunengyibukaiyanneizhong，wohaixiangchengweiyigedingjiandashenzuo...”
shenmobenxiangshuochengweidingjiandashenzuozhe，danshi，tahuranyoubuxiangle。
ganjuexiexiaoshuotaileile！goudoubuxie！
taxinligengxiangdangyigemingxing。
yinweiqianshi，tashiyouguomingxingmengde，cengzuoguojiubageshou，yedangguolinshiyanyuan，suiranxingxiangtiaojianhenhao，danshiqianshiyulequan，yijingshizibendetianxia，putongrenxiangyaozaiyulequanaochutoudejilv，jibenbutaixianshi，suoyitabudebufangqimingxingmeng。
“woxiangyaodangyigedingliumingxing，yigehenshoudaohuanying，henyoucaihua，henzhengnengliang、henmandedingliumingxing，woyaojiqingshaonianshulizhengquedebangyang，rangtamenzhidao，zheicaishiyirengaiyoudeyangzi，erbushineiyixieshenmeniangpaoliulianghezibenjiachouhaizidangdao！”
diyigexitongceshiti，shenmohuiyingwanle。
【ceshitimu2：neisuzhuganqingjingli，xiangyaoshenmeyangdejingli？】
zheitimu，shenmozaicisikaoleyixia，taqishishiyigetingzhuanqingdenanren，youyiduanhonghonglieliedeaiqingjiumanzule。
zhishi，youjigechuanyuezheshizheizhongqingkuang？
sheitemeyixinyiyizhitanyige？
doubushituidaogezhongmeinv，gezhongmeinvdaotie。
takebunengluowua，yushiyidunxiachehuiyingceshitimu：“woxiangyaogengezhonggeyangdepiaoliangnvmingxingdoulianai，duile，haiyouguowaideyixiegezhongnvmingxing，doushizuidingjizuipiaoliangdeneizhong，woyeyaogentamenlianai，zuihaoshitamenzhudongzhuiwojiuhaole，yinweiwohaimeiyouzhudongzhuiguonvhai，meiyouzheifangmianjingyan，wobuxiangqudangyigetiangou！”
【xitongceshiwanbi....zhengzaiweisuzhutiaoxuanheshidexitong！】
【ding....tiaoxuanxitongchenggong，yinweisuzhubenshenjichutiaojiantaicha，suohuidadewenti，taiguotuolixianshifanchou，gouxueyinsuguoduo，ninbangdingdexitongweigouxuexitong】
沈默：“？？？？”
gouxuexitong？zheitemeshishawanyi？
yisishi？weilairenshengzhudadeshigouxue？
靠！
老子才不要狗血！
能不能正常一点？
...
ps“xinshushangchuan，guiqiudajiaxianhuapingjiapiaoyuepiaozhichiyibo，xinshushujuhenzhongyao，shiwobaogangengxindedongli，xiexiegeweiduzhedalaohouai！zhunimenshentijiankang，niannianfadacai。
xiaoshuo《yule：jiejiemenqinglengjing，xiaoshuoeryi》disizhangguadao！shidujieshu。