zhurengongjiaoluofeixuyourandeshumingjiao《yiliushaonian》，shizuozhemimangyousuoweichuangzuodedoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：dangshenfuchaojiyiwujuexuedeyanzhishaonianluofei，zoujinhuahuadoushi，congci，shenghuochongmanlejingxiyujingcai……...
“jiangshaoqi？zenmeshini？huangdongni？”
kanjianzheigenianqingrenzhihou，xuyourandemeitoudunshijiujinculeqilai。xiangbiyuludehuang，xuyourangengjiataoyanjiangshaoqi！yinweijiangshaoqishiyigebiaozhundeyiguanqinshou！
“haha……youran，jiandaowozheimejidongganma？huangdongyoushi，zheicidehezuoyouwoquanquanfuze！”
江少奇笑道。
“heng！jiangshaoqi，qingbuyaojiaowoyouran，wohenihenshuma？haiyou，zheicidehezuowobutanle！”
lenghengyishengzhihou，xuyouranzhuanshenyuzou。
“xingxingxing！meiwenti，wobujiaoniyouranle！buguoni，wojuededajiagongguigongsiguisi，buyaoyiqiyongshidehaoni！”
jiangshaoqijuqishuangshou，guzuotoujiangzhuang。
“he！buhaoyisi，wojuedeyugongyusiwodoumeiyoushenmehenihaotande！”
shuowanlezhihou，xuyouranbianzhuanshenyuzou。
“heihei……woshuoxudonga，nikeshiyigejituangongsidongshizhang，shouxiayouzheqianbaigeyuangong，zenmekeyizheimexiaohaiziqini？wanglegaosuni，huangdongshoushangdedabangufenquandoumaijiwole，yejiushishuo，woxianzaiyijingshihuanghejituandedagudongle！”
jiangshaoqishouzhimanbujingxindizaizhuozishangdanlaidanqu，yanshenzhizhongquetouluzheyiguzixin。
tajianxinxuyouran，huihuilaide！
果不其然。
tingjianlezheigexiaoxizhihou，xuyouranyingshengshengdizhizhulejiaobu。mengranhuiguoshenlai，wendao：“jiangshaoqi，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
zheiyicihehuanghejituandehezuo，duiyuxuyouranlaishuozhiguanzhongyao！ruguo，jiangshaoqiganggangdehuadoushizhendedehua，neimezijijiubixushenzhongduidaile！
“woyemeibiedeyisi，zhishizhanzaijituandelichangshanglaikan，womenzheiyicihezuo，haishitingyoufazhanqianjingde，zhiyaodajiapeihehao，shaoshuoyenengzhuangeshijiyi！”
jiangshaoqizuoxiashenlai，yongzuiluleluzijiduimiandezuowei。
“hu……neihao，womenjiutantanhezuodeshiqing！”
xuyouranwunai，zhihaozhuanguoshenlai，zuodaolejiangshaoqiduimian。
suihou，bianzhuanguotoulaichongzheluofeikaikoudao：“niqushafaneilizuozheba！”
“haolei！duile，xudongzheijiushichuanshuozhongdektvma？wonengchangchangma？”
luofeiyouxiehaoqidekanzhedapingmuhehuatong。
“haha……chuanshuozhongdektv，xudong，nicongnalimilaidezheigeqipaya？”
tingleluofeidehuazhihou，jiangshaoqibuyouhahadaxiaoleqilai，suijibianchongzheluofeikaikoudao：“niquchangba，laijishoushuqingdiande，zhenghaojiwomenpeipeile！”
“haolei！xiangdangnian，wokeshiwomencundeqinggexiaowangzi！zuinashoudejiushishuqinggequ！”
luofeilikemeikaiyanxiao，pidianpidiandepaolaipaoqu。
“lai，xudong，womenbianchibiantanba！”
shuowan，biannaqikafei，zhunbeitixuyourandaojiu。
xuyourandemeitoudunshijiuzhouleqilai。
“buhaoyisi，jiangdong，wobuhuihejiu！”
raner，jiangshaoqixiaolexiao，kansisuiyidekaikoudao：“tingshuoxudongchuangyezhichu，zaoyuguoyicinanguan，zuihoushitongguorongzijiejuede。yincixianzai，xudongshouzhongyezhiyou30%dejituangufen，erzuijinwoyoutingshuo，nimenjituandongshizhanghuanjiexuanjujiuyaokaishile，maosiyouhaojigedongshi，youqishinimenneigexingweidefudongshizhang，feichangdedananzizhuyia！”
wenyan，xuyourandelianseweiweiyibian。
“neiwojiupoliheyibei，danshi！zhiciyibei！”
“heihei……zheijiuduilema！lai，yuzhuwomendehezuochenggong！cheers！”
jiangshaoqijuqijiubeiqingqingshiyi。
“Cheers！”
xuyouranqingqingdiheleyikou。
ranerjiushuihaiweiyanxia……
“kuanglangshiyizhongxingfu，kuanglang……”
yizhenguikulanghao，mengranjiancongpangbianchuanleguolai！
“咳咳咳……”
cubujifangdejiangshaoqibeihedechadiantiaoleqilai，zuilimianhaiweiyanxiadehongjiu，gengshiqiangdetaliangyanzhifan，yanleidouliulexialai！
erzuozaitaduimiandexuyouranyeshizairenbuzhuxiaopenle！
“噗！”
haiweiyanxiaqudehongjiu，zhijiepenlejiangshaoqimantoumanlian！
zheijiushiluofeiyanzhongdeshuqinggequ？
haicunlideqinggexiaowangzini！
xuyouranhaoxiangtongkuaidedaxiaoyichang。
buguokanjianzuozaiduimiandejiangshaoqilianseyijingqichenglezhuganse，haishiyingshengshengdebiezhulexiao。
“buhaoyisia，jiangdong！wozheisijibudongshi，wohuiquhuihaohaojiaoyutade！zhiyuhezuo，zanmenxiacizaitanba！”
xuyouranzhanqishenlai，lvedaiqianyidekaikoudao。
“好吧！”
cishijiangshaoqizhengnazhezhijin，shoumangjiaoluandicazhelianshangdejiuzhu，yijingwanquanmeiyoujixujincandexingqule。
……
卡宴中。
“luofei，nizhidaoma，niganggangchadianxiaosiwole！gegege……”
huixiangqiganggangjingcaideyimu，xuyouranzaiyerenbuzhule，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。
“zenmele？henhaoxiaoma？wozenmebujuede？wobujiushichangleyishoushuqinggequ？”
骆飞一脸的茫然。
“e……zheiyejiaoshuqinggequ？”
许悠然一头黑线。
“不然呢？”
“neinihaishanzhangshenmeqitadeshuqinggequma？”
“neikeduolequle！shenmezuixuanminzufeng，yelangdisikewodouhenshanzhanga！”
骆飞一脸的得意。
“呃！你牛逼！”
luofeidehuidazhijieshuaxinlexuyouranduishuqinggequderenzhi！
“neibixude！nifeigewoniubiyoubushiyitianliangtiandeshiqingle！”
骆飞一点都不谦虚。
huidaolegongsi，errengangzhunbeishanglou。
quebeiyigedaizheyanjingdezhongnianren，jilanlexialai！
zheigezhongnianrenheranjiushigongsidefudong——weishengjin！
“xuyouran！nijiwozhanzhu！wobiaodideshiqing，nibixujiwoyigejiaodai！”
weishengjinliansejiduyinchen。
“shenmenibiaodi！shenmejiaodai？”
xuyouranmianseyileng，lenglengdefanwendao。
心中却是一阵懵逼。
“he！zhidaoxianzainihaizhuangzuobuzhidao？niguolai！”
weishengjinlengxiaoyisheng，suijibianchongzijishenhoudeyigejiaoluozhaolezhaoshou。
xiayike，bianzhijianyizhizhangderutongzhubajiedeshengwu，pidianpidiandepaoleguolai！
“这只猪头是谁？”
wangzheduifangneiyizhangzhongzhangdezhutoulian，xuyouranxiayishidekaikouwendao。
“zheishiwobiaodi，songcai！”
魏生金怒吼道。
“a？tashisongcai？nizheibiaodishenmeshihouzhangchengzheifumoyangle？”
许悠然一脸的惊讶。
“nihaihaoyisiwen！nidesijishangbandiyitianjiurucixiaozhangbahu，juranbawobiaodijidachenglezheifumoyang！haiyoumeiyoubawoweiweimourenfangzaiyanli？”
weishengjindahouleqilai，yinlailezhuduorenweiguan。
“你打他了？”
xuyouranhuiguoshenlai，youxiehaoqidekanxiangleluofei。
“嗯呢！”
luofeiwusuoweidedianlediantou。
“为什么打他？”
xuyouranqingqingdizhoulezhoumei。
“因为他欠打！”
luofeihenkendingdekaikoudao。
“he！xuyouran，nikandaolemei？nidezheigehaosijidaoxianzaihairucidexiaozhang！bubawoweimourenfangzaiyanliyejiubale，tayoumeiyoubagongsideguizhangzhidujifangzaiyanlini？rucimeiguimeiju，wufawutianderen，shenweijituandongshizhang，ninandaobuyinggaidayimieqin，batakaichuma？”
weishengjinlenglengdebishizhexuyouran。
qishizaitayanli，zijibiaodibeida，neishixiaodebunengzaixiaodeshiqing。
但是！
rujin，taquerucidazhangqigudilaixingshiwenzui，jiushixiangjieji，dayaxuyourandeweiwang！
bijing，dongshizhanghuanjiexuanjudahui，jiukuaidaole！
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