panlongshan,yizuoyushigejuedexiaocunzi。
cishi,yigehuxuhuabai,quejingshendousoudelaotou,zhengkukoupoxindequanshuozheyigeyuemo20suizuoyoudeyangguangshaonian。
“我说孙子啊……”
“laotou!dougennishuoleduoshaobianle?bielaojiaowosunzi,wozongganjuenizaimawo!”
shaonianjilelaozheyigedadadebaiyan。
“kekeke……haoba!luofei,woshuonijinnianyeershisuile,yedaolegaixiangqindenianlingle……”
“laotou!nishibushiyouxianghuyouwochucun?”
laozhedehuahaimeiyoushuowan,jiubeiluofeiyilianjingtidedaduanle。
“bububu……wobushihuyouni,woshiweinihao!”
laozheyilianderenzhen,youdao:“qishizaozainihaimeichushengdeshihou,wojiubangnidingxialeyimenhunshi!guoliangtianjiushinixiangqinderizile……”
“相亲?不去!”
luofeihaobuyouyudejujuele。zijishenfuyiwushuangjue,zhudingshichengweijueshigaoshoudecunzai,qinengbeiququernvsiqingsuojiban?
“为啥啊?”
laozheyilianmengbi,tadehuahaimeishuowanni!
“yinweiwoyanzhonghuaiyinishixiangbawopianchucun,ranhouhaobacuntoudezhangguafudaihuijia!”
“pei!nikebieluanshuo!wohezhangguafushiqingbaide!”
老者明显有些急了。
“neinimeishilaobanyesangengpaotajiaquganma?”
“shenme?nijuranlianzheidouzhidao?”
laozhelaolianyihong。zheixiaozishenmeshihouxiuweiyijinggaodazheizhongdibu,jurannengganzhizijidexingzongle?
buguoxuanjilaozhebianzhendinglexialai,dandingdao:“wozheishiqujitakanbingde!dui,jiushiqujitakanbingdazhende!”
“kanbingdazhen……?kewomeitingshuotayoushenmebinga?”
luofeiyouxiehuyidekanxianglelaozhe。
“biecheyuanle!huiguizhengti!”
laozheganjinzhizhulehuatou。
“zheimenhunshishiwozaojiudingxiade,nibixuqu!”
luofeipielepiezui,buyiweiran。
“ruguoniqudehua,wokeyijiniyigeshouji!”
“手机!?”
luofeiyanjingyiliangmingxianyouxieyidong。
tazaojiuxiangyongyouyigeshoujile。buguolaotoutaikoule,yizhidoubujimai。
“shoujizhishiqiyi,wohaikeyijiniyibaikuaiqian!”
“一百块!?”
luofeihuxidouyouxiejicule。
yaozhidaocunzilidewujiajidi,yibaikuaiqiandounengmaitouzhule!
“你去不去相亲?”
laozhedeyidexiaoleqilai。
heihei……yaoshihaobuzhunnisunzidemai,laozihaibudangshouyile!
“rangwoquyekeyi,buguonikebuxubazhangguafujijiehuilai!”xianglexiang,luofeidao。
“fangxin!wojueduibubatajiehuilai!”
laozhepaizhexiongkoubaozhengdao。shuowanjiufeikuaidetaochuleyigezaoyizhunbeihaodelvxingdai。
“qusuchengdehuochepiao,yibaikuaiqian,shoujidouzailimianle,shoujilimianyouneiyatoudedianhua,niganjinquba!”
“好嘞!”
dakaiyikan,faxiandongxijuranyiyangbushao,luofeimeizizidedianlediantou。
“hu……zongsuanbazheimafandexiaozijisongzoule!”
laozhezhongzhongdesongleyikouqi,suijilianshangluchuleyisideyideweixiao。
“wosuiranbunengbazhangguafujiehuilai,danshiwokeyizhijiezhutajiaqua!heihei……”
……
苏城火车站。
luofeituranyouyizhongbeipiandeganjue。
yinweitafaxianzheilidewujiashizaishitaiguile!
yibaikuaiqiangenbenjiumaibudaoshenmedongxi!
jiulianshanggecesuodouyaoshoufei!
这让骆飞很不适应。
buguohaozaishoujidaoshizhende。
zheiduoshaojileluofeiyidiananwei。
meishedehuawumaoqianqushanggonggongchangsuo,luofeilaidaoleyigepijingdexiaoxiangzi。
gangzhunbeishifangyixiabangguangyali。
yigezhongnianfunvturancuanlechulai!
ertashenhouhaigenzheyigezhangdeyichangweisuodenanren。
“**!nimenxianggansha?”
luofeibeiheleyitiao,gangyunnianghaodeniaoyi,shunjianjiubielehuilai!
zhongnianfunvyebudahua,zhijiecuandaoleluofeishenqian,yibajiuzhuazhuleluofeideyoushou,wangzijixiongkoulisai!
eryipangdenanren,zeshinachuleshouji,kacakacapaiqizhaolai!
“weiweiwei……nimenxiangganma?”
luofeinalijianguozheizhongzhenshi,dunshijiuheleyitiao。
“heihei……xiaozi!nihaodadedanzi,juranganzaihuangtianhuarizhixiaweixiewolaopo!”
weisuonanrenxiaodegewaiweisuo!
“sha?weixie?jiutazheifuyezhuyang,wokanyiyannidouxianexin,haiweixieta?nimenyoubingba?”
luofeibuganzhixindedengdaleyanjing。
“xiaozi!youdaoshishishishengyuxiongbian!wokebagangcaidehuamianpaixialaile,yaoshinibuxiangjinqudunjitiandehua,neijiuguaiguaidebaqiandoujiaochulai!”
weisuonanrendeyidehuanglehuangzijishouzhongdeshouji。
“要是我不交呢?”
luofeideliansedunshilenglexialai,ganqingzijishipengshangpengcidele!
“heihei……niyaoshibupeihedehua,neiwojiuzhihaobaojingle!”
weisuonanrenzuoshijiuyaoboda110。
然而就在此时。
yidaoqingliangdenvsheng,congxiangzikouxiangleqilai!
“nimenzaiganmani?shisheiyaobaojing,chuleshenmeshier?”
zhijianyimingshenchuanzhifu,shencai**demeinv,dabuzoulejinlai!
kanjianlairenshenshangdezhifuzhihou,pengcifufuerrenlianseshunjianyibian,suijineizhongniannvrendunshijiuzhizheluofei,yiliandeweiquzhise,dao:“jingchatongzhi,tazaidatingguangzhongzhixiaweixiewo!renjiadoubuxianghuole……”
“猥亵你?”
zheizhifumeinvxiandehenjingya。
“meinv!nikeqianwanbietingtaluanshuo,tamenzheishipengci,wogenbenmeiyouweixieta!”luofeijile。
“jingchatongzhi,ninqingkan!zheijiushitaweisuowolaopodezhengju!”
weisuonanrenganjinjiangzijishoujizhongdezhaopianfanlechulai。
“这……”
kanjianlezheixiezhaopianzhihou,zheizhifumeinvganjuezijiyouxiefanwei。
meixiangdao,zheikanqilainianqingshuaiqidexiaohuozi,juranshigexinlibiantai!
“nixianzaishexianweixiefunv!qinggenwohuiquyitang!”
“sha?weixiefunv,bushi,meinv,qishiwozhishixiangniaogeniaolaizhe,ranhoutamen……”
骆飞有些懵逼。
“he!lianzuoangongjudoupobujidaidetaochulaile,haixiangjiaobian……”
**美女冷笑不已。
“neige……zhenbushiameinv,ninengbunengtingwojieshi?wohaiyaoquhewoneigeweihunqixiangqinni……”
luofeiyouxiejile,heyuedingdeshijianyijingbudaoyigexiaoshile。
“zhanan!biantai!xiangqinzhiqianhaiyaolaiganzheishi?zhenghaorangniweihunqilailingren!”
zhifumeinvyanzhongshanguonongnongdebuxie。
suiji,bianjianghaimeigaoqingzhuangkuangdeluofei,yashanglejingche……
警局,审讯室。
“meinv……woxiangniaoniao……”
luofeijiazhetui,youxieweiqu。
“问完话再说!”
mianduizheizhongbiantaizhanan,**meinvfengshanshanmeiyourenhehaogan。
“haoba!nikuaiwenba!”
weilebimianzijidebangguangbaozha,luofeizhihaotuoxie。
“姓名!”
“骆飞!”
“年龄!”
“二十!”
“he!xiaoxiaonianjijiubuxuehao!”
fengshanshanbuxiedepielepiezui。youxiguanxingdewenleyiju:“xingbie!”
“e……meinv,nishibushiyanshenbutaihao?”
骆飞皱了皱眉头。
“什么意思?”
“niganggangbudouyijingkanjianlema?”
骆飞翻了个白眼。
“啪!”
fengshanshanqiaolianshunjiantonghongyipian,nupaileyixiazhuozi。
“jinlezheilinihaibulaoshi?”
“e……haoba!xingbienan,aihaonv……”
luofeibiaoshizijihenwunai。
“weishenmeweixiefunv?”
“wozhendemeiyoua!meinv,woqishijiushixiangquniaogeniaoeryia!”
“heng!woqinyansuojian,nihaixiangdilai?”
冯珊珊顿时就怒了。
“wozheijiudadianhuajiniweihunqi!rangtalailingren!”