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dayigangkaixue，shiyoujiangyulankangkaidebaolanleqinshideyongzhikaixiao。“nimenbuyonggenwokeqi，

wojiajiushikaizaozhichangde。”“qitademeiyou，weishengzhiduodeshi。

”wohelingyigeshiyoujuedetarenhaoyouzhencheng。duitawanquanmeiyoufangbei。zhidaoyigeyuehou，

woheshiyouxiangjiranshanglezangbing。beitadaidaosirenzhensuozhiliao，pianqutianjiazhiliaofei。zheishicaizhidao，

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“nimenlianggezhuangshenmeqingchun，haonvhaizenmehuidezangbing？”woheshiyoubukanshouru，xuanzexiangyuetiaohezijin。

zhonglaiyishi，wohuidaoledayikaixuedezheiyitian。1kaixuezheitian，wolazhechenzhongdexinglixiangtuikailesushedemen。

faxianlimianzaoyijinglaileyiweishiyou，hewenwen。tazhengzaishoushiyiwu，jianwojinlai，limaluchuliangkexiaohuya。

“niyeshizheigeqinshidema？nihaowojiaohewenwen，nini。”kanzheyanqianxiaodetianzhendenvhai，

wodenaohailifuxianchushangyishitabeibingtongzhemodeyangzi。bujinrangwobitouyisuan。shunjianhongleyankuang。

tadexiaorongninggu，chayidewenwo：“tongxue，nizenmele？”womeiyouhuida，

zhishishangqianyibabaozhuta：“meishi，nizhangdegenxiangwoyigepengyou。

”tazheicaixiaozhepailepaiwodehoubeianfudao;"yuanlaishizheiyang。"woxunsudiaozhenghaoqingxu，

：'wojiaoxiaxiaobei，hengaoxingrenshini，hewenwen。'woliangzhengshuozhehua，

menwaixiangqilejiaobushenghelaxinglixiangdeshengyin。lairenzhengshi，jiangyulan。tayijinlai，

jiubiaoxiandedadalielietongwomendazhaohu。;"haloujiemeimen，wojiaojiangyulan，nimendoujiaoshenmemingziya。

"hewenwenyehuiyitongyangdereqing，erwozelengzhelianditouzhuanxinshoudongxi。jiangyulanlianshangyouxieganga，

pawomeitingjian，paodaowomianqianyouzhongfuleyibian。wotoudoumeiyoutai，fuyandeshuoleyiju：“xiaxiaobei。

”jiangyulandaoyemeiyoushengqi，ziguzidecongwaimianbanjinlailianggedazhixiang。limianquanshiweishengzhi。juanzhi，chouzhi，

zhijin，shenzhilianxilianjindouyou。“wojiajiushikaizaozhichangde，youyongbuwandeweishengzhi。”“congjinyihou，

zanmenqinshiweishengzhidekaixiaowodoubaola。”“nimenbuyonggenwokeqi，sheiyaoshibuyong，wohuishengqidee。

”guoranheshangyishiyiyang，jiangyulanshuoletongyangdehua。dangshidewohehewenwendoujuedejiangyulanrendafangyouzhencheng，

doushifenxinrenta。womenyelunliuzheqingtachifan，henaichakandianying，ganxietadehaoyi。raner，

wohehewenwendaosicaizhidao。congzheiyitiankaishi，shuyuwomendebeijucaigangganglakaiweimu。

neixiangweishengzhibushiputongdeweishengzhi，ershijingguoercijiagongdeduweishengzhi。congwaibiaoshangkan，

shenmewentidoumeiyou。gaiyoudebaozhuang，biaoqian，shengchanriqichangjiatongtongqiquan。danqishi，

weishengzhideneibuzaoyijingbeitumoshanglegezhongfukebing，zangbingdebingdu。dengwomenganranshanglezhihou，

liyongwomenshixueshengshenmedoubudong，bugangaosubierendexinli。jiangyulanzaibawodaidaoheixinsirenzhensuo，

yizhiliaoweiyou，taoqudaezhiliaofei。kedaotoulai，womendebingmeizhihao，haibeipobeishangdaikuan。

erjiangyulancongzhonghuoqulegaoeticheng。womenquanbeitapingshidehaoxinrenshesuomengpian。zhaotaduizhishi，

taqueyilianxianqidewuzhebizi。“nimenliangliwoyuanyidian，hunshendexingchouwei。

”“nimenzijibudongdejieshenzihao，delezheizhongzangbing，zenmehaihaoyisilaizhaowoyaoshuofa？

”“zhenshibuyaolian，gennimenzuoshiyouzhendiuren，woyaoshinimen，zaojiutouhezijinle。

”tajingranbawomenwumiechengdaochuluangaodenvhai。haowuchanhuizhiyi。woliangdasuanshoujizhengjuqisujiangyulan，

kemeiyongwandeweishengzhizaodoubeitachulidiaole。bujinruci，

haibawomenguangzhexiabanshenzuofukejianchadexiaoshipinzaiwangshangdaochuchuanbo。wohehewenwenjingshenjidubengkui。

zaiyigeyewan，woliangxianghuchanfuzhemanmanzouxianghuzhongxin。erwomenzhidaosile，haibeitongxuemenzaibeihouyilun。

huoxushiwoliangdeyuanqitaizhong，yanwangyedoukanbuxiaqu。rangwomenzhongfanrenjian，chengzhizheigeeren。

2hewenwentinghoulianmangbaishou：“neiduobuhaoyisi。”jiangyulanlijicongzhixianglinachuliangtiweishengzhi。

wogangyaozuzhi，kelaibujile，tayijingbaweishengzhisaizaihewenwendehuaili。“aiya，

woshuolabuyonggenwokeqi！”hewenwenjianjiangyulanrucireqing，zaijujuejiuxiandejiaoqingle。

tiantiandexiaodao：“haoba，xiexieni，woqingnihenaicha。”jiangyulanmanyidediandiantou，

zhuantouyounalejibaoweishengzhiyaojiwo。wolimahoutuihaojibu，lengzhelianshuodao：“xiexienidehaoyi，

wobuxiguanyongbierendedongxi。”jiangyulanbusixin，jixushuodao：“wojiazaodeweishengzhizhilianghenhaode，

niyongyongkanjiuzhidaode，genzaichaoshimaidebuxiangshangxia。”hewenwenyedaqiangfuhedao：“shia，xiaobei，

wogangmoleyixia，henrouruan，haiyouyiguxiangwei，niyebuyaofulerenjiadehaoyi。”youleqianshidejingyan，

wobingbuchitazheiyitao。“buyongle，wozijidaideyou。”wobudongshengsedeguanchatadebiaoqing。

jiangyulandaomeiyouji，meizaijianchi。zhimomodeshoushidongxi。taxingdongdehenkuai，

tabatadechouzhifangdedaochudoushi。weishengjianlisuichukejian。hewenwensihaodeyixindoumeiyouqi。

haixiaoshengduiwoshuo;"xiaobei，niweishenmebujieshouyulandehaoyini，suiranweishengzhibuzhiduoshaoqian，

danzhangqixialaihaishinengshengbushaode。"wohaimeixianghaozenmehuida。zheishi，qinshiwaiyourenzhaojiangyulan。

woyezaicijiandaoshangyishibawomenhaisidelingyige“xiongshou”dawomenliangjiedexuejie，

“sunjiaxin”yeshijiangyulandeyuanfangqinqi。taliangyiqizuozhezheigeexindeshengyi。dancike，

tabiaoxiandewenroutitie：“xuemeimenhao，woshinimendasandexuejie。”“yulanshiwomeimei，rentebiehao，

nimenyidingyaohaohaoxiangchue。”“zaixuexiaoyudaorenhewenti，doukeyilaizhaowo。

”wokandaotazheifupiaoliangwaibiaoxia，jingranshengdeshiduxiexinchang。wojiuhenbudehuochiletamen。

wosisidedingzheta，doumeiyoucajuedaozijideshentizaiweiweizhandou。hewenwenchajuedaowodeyiyang，

guanqiedewendao：“xiaobei，nimeishiba。”woshunshiwuzheduzi，jiazhuangduziteng。“wolaidayimale，

duziteng。”“wenwen，nipeiwoquyitangxiaoyishi，woxiangnayidianzhitongyao。”hewenwenerhuameishuo，

jiuchanfuzhewozoulechuqu。wohenjinshen，zhidaozouchusushelou，wocaizhanzhishenzi，

yilianyansudegaosuta：“qianwanbuyaoyongjiangyulanjideweishengzhi。”3hewenwenyitouwushui。wodakaishouji，

diankaijiankongapp。wozaojiuchenzhejiangyulanbuzhuyi，bacongjialidailaidemaoyanjiankongfangzailezhuozishang。

jiangyulandechuangpuzaiwoduimian。jiankongdeweizhizhenghaoduizhetadezhuozi。fanghaozhihou，wozaiyongzawuzheleqilai，

henyinbi。jiankonghuamianlichuanlailejiangyulanhesunjiaxindeduihua。“nideweishengzhifenjitamenyonglema？

”“zhuajinshijian，dagaibuchuyigeyue，tamenkendingjiunengyouzhengzhuangle。”sunjiaxinyilianxingfendeshuodao。

jiangyulanyehuanshangleyifuyinxiandebiaoqing：“woyijingbanengkanjiandedifangquanbufangshangweishengzhile。

wobuxintamenyizhangdoubuyong。”sunjiaxindiandiantou：“buguoniyaoxiaoxindian，zijibieyongcuole。

”jiangyulan：“fangxinba，woxiaoxinzheni，wozijibuhuipengde。

”shuozhetaliangxiangshiyixiao：“dengtamenbeiganranlezangbing，zanmenjiukeyicongtamenshenshangdazhuanyibile。

”zheifanduihua，tingdewomendaretiandeqileyishenjipigeda。wokanxianghewenwen，

taliansebiandecangbaimeiyouxuese，sisideyaozhuzuichun。taxinggebenjiutianzhenshanliang，duirenmeiyoufangbeizhixin，

jieguobeizijimankoukuadeshiyou，zhuanshenjiuyaohaiwomen，tayishijiannanyijieshouzheigeshishi。

tayouxiehoupadewenwo：“xiaobei，taweishenmeyaozheimezuo，womenjintiancaiganggangrenshi，

erqietamenshuodezhengzhuangshishenmeyisi？”wojinjinwozhutashou：“biepa，youwozai。

”“zheiyiqiedoushiheixinsirenzhensuogaodechanyelian，

xianshizhaorenbazangbingfukebingdebingduyiweishengyongpindexingshichuanbochuqu，zheiyangjiunengranggengduoderenxuyaozhiliao。

”“tamenbamubiaojizhongzaiwomenzheizhongbuanshishidenvdaxueshengshenshang，jiusuandelezangbing，yebuganxuanyangchuqu，

gengbugangaosujiazhang。”“daoshihouheixinyishengshuozenmezhiliao，xuyaoduoshaoqian，womendoudeguaiguaideji。

”hewenwentingwanhoushifenqifen：“womendaxueshengzhaosheiresheile，kuangqiewomendoushiqiongxueshenga，

nayouduoshaoqiannengrangtamenpian。”wohuanhuanyaotou：“nicuole，shishiqiahaoxiangfan，

nvdaxueshengbieweibiliyongzuoluodai，nengtaochulaihenduoqian。”“yinweizaineigeshihou，womenmannaozideyaozhibing，

genbenmeiyousikaodenengli，dengbaqianpiandaoshouhou，womenbujinbuhuidedaozhiyu，haihuibeifuyishendeqianzhai。

”4shangyishi，womenhaowufangbeideyonglejiangyulanjideweishengzhi。tameitiandouzaiguanchawomendejiankangwenti。

ranhouzaineigeheixinzhensuojianlide“zhongjiequn”lishishibaogao。dengwomenxiangjichuxianbushufudezhengzhuangshi，

zaijiazhuanghaoxindebawomendaidaozhensuozhiliao。wochenzhekaixueqiandeshijian，paodaoheixinzhensuo。

jiazhuangzijiyexiangzuo“zhongjie”，yongweizhuanghaodexiaohaocaijindequn。faxianqunlijingrangaodajinbairen。

doushigegexuexiaodenvsheng，youdaxuede，zhigao，shenzhihaiyougongchangnvqinde。woyizhiqianfuzaiqizhong，

shoujizhengju。diankaiqunxiaoxi，qunzhu“aixinfukezhensuolizhuren”tongzhiquantichengyuan：【@suoyouren，

wozheibiandaoleyipixin**haodeweishengyongpin，youxuyaodezhongjiekeyilaiqu。】xiaoxixiafanghaifushanglezhaopian。

wodiankaiyikan，zhenshijintianjiangyulanbanjinlaideneilianggezhixiangzi。hewenwenqideyaoyaqiechi。

：“haogejiangyulan，zhenshizhirenzhimianbuzhixin，huainvren！woyaoqudangmianzhiwenta！

”woganjinzhizhita;"nibuyaochongdong，xianzaiwomenshenmezhengjudoumeiyou，jiusuanzhiwentatayebuhuichengrende。

"“kuangqiewoliangxianzaiyeshianranwuyang，bingmeiyoushoudaoshanghai。jiusuantabeizhua，yebushishenmezhongzui。

”shangyishijiushizheiyang，womenfajuedaobuduishi，zaiquzhaotaduizhi。jiangyulanzaojiubazhengjuquanbuxiaohuile，

haibaqunyinzangqilai。womenchongdongdejudongyejinuleta，tadaochusanbowomenguangzhexiashendeshipin。

caizhijiejiasulewomendesiwang。hewenwenetoushangdeqingjinbaoqi：“nandaojiuzheimesuanlema！

woyanbuxiazheikouqi！”woguanshangshoujipingmu，kanzhehewenwendeyanjing，renzhendeshuodao：“jiranzheimehen，

nandaobuxiangrangtadedaoyingyoudezhicaima？”5huidaoqinshihou，jiangyulanyiliandanyoudekanzhewo：“xiaobei，

nimeishileba。”woyaoyaotou，qianqianyixiao：“chileyaojiumeishile，xiexienideguanxin。”shuowan，

guyiwangweishengjianzouqu：“woqutangxishoujian。”jiangyulantixingdao：'weishengjianliwoyijingfanghaolezhijin，

nimensuibianyongha。'wodiandiantou，zaijiangyulandeqidaixia，suoshanglemen。huangusizhou，

guoranzaishiyefanweizhineidesuoyoudifang，quanbubeitafangshangleweishengzhi。ruguobushishixianzhixiao，

kenengshijianyizhang，huibuzijuedeyongdao。haihaowozaojiuzaikoudailizhuangshanglezijideweishengzhi。gangzouchuweishengjian，

faxianjiangyulanjingranjiuzaimenwaidengzhewo。zaiwochayideyanguangzhong，tajibukenaidewenwo;"ganjuezenmeyang？

"wojiazhuangbulijie：“shenmeganjuezenmeyang？”“weishengzhia，wodailaideweishengzhi，nimeiyongma？

”wohuangrandawubanshuodao：‘e，nishuoweishengzhia，woyonglea，henrouruanshufu，haiyoudandandeqingxiang。

’jiangyulanzheicailuchumanyidexiaorong。wohehewenwenkuaisujiaohuanleyigebiaoqing。

weilerangjiangyulanchedifangxiaxinlai，hewenwenyejiezhejinleweishengjian。jiangyulanzhenggerensongleyikouqi，

youxiandetangzaichuangshang。naqishoujixiangqunlibaobeiqingkuang。“baogao，wozheibianjihuajinzhandehenshunli。

”sunjiaxinhuifudao：“nineilianggeshiyoudouyongshanglema？

”jiangyulanfaleyigedaxiaodebiaoqing;"dangranyongshangle，lianggeshachahaiyigejingdekuazhilianghao，

yongzhehenshufuni。"sunjiaxin;"hahahaha，zhenshibucuo，woyejiwodeshiyouanpaishangle。

"zheishiqunzhulizhurenaitetaliang：“bucuobucuo，zhidejiangli，jianchirangtamenyong，buchubangeyue，

jiukendingnengranshangbingdu。daoshihounimenjiudengzhenatichengba。”jinjiezhejitamenliangfayigezhuanshudehongbao。

kebaqunliqitarenxianmusile，fenfenbiaoshiyaojiakuaijinzhan，duoganranjigeren。

dianlehongbaodejiangyulanmeirenzhutouxiaochulai。wohaoqidao：“yulan，nixiaoshenmeni。

youshenmexishishuochulaijiwomenyetingting。”jiangyulanxiayishideguandiaopingmu，pabeiwomenfaxianduanni。

suikoufuyandao：“meishenme，shuaduanshipinkandaoyigeduanzitinghaowande。”ranertabuzhidaodeshi，

woyezaiqunli。tashuodemeiyijuhua，doubeiwojinshouyandi。6shijianhenkuaiguoqulebangeyue。

wohehewenwenmeitiandouxiaoxinyiyi，shifenjinshen。babuyaoyongcuoweishengzhizheijianshishenshendekezainaohaili。

zheitianqunlilizhurenaitejiangyulan：“doubangeyuele，nishiyouhaiyourenhezhengzhuangma？

”sunjiaxingenzhefuhedao：“shia，wozuotianyijingbayigeshiyoudaiqulizhurenneilizuojianchale，

diyigeliaochengjiufule5000kuai，woconglimiantile1500，shiyouhaiduiwoganendaidede，haha。

”jiangyulanjile，shouzhibutingdezaipingmushangdazi：“tamenmeitiandouzaiyong，

woguanchazhijindeshuliangqueshirijianjianshao，zenmehaimeiyouzhengzhuangni？”lizhuren：“nizhenshimeiyong，

zheidianxiaoshidouzuobuhao，jiunizheiyangxiedaihaizheimezhengdaqian？”“gennitongyigeshijianlingquzhijinde，

quanbudoudairenguolaile，jiuchanimeikaidanle。”jiangyulangengshijiaotoulane：“woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi！

tamenhaoxiangyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。”tamengqiaolejigezi，taitoukanzhewomen，zuibazhangzhanghehe。

wochajuedaolezhijiewenta：“youhuanijiushuo，zhizhiwuwudekanzhe**shenme。

”jiangyulanxiaoxinshitandao：“nimenliang，zuijinshentishangyoumeiyounalibushufu？”wozhoumei：“bushufu？

nalibushufu？”jiangyulanjiezheyindaowo：“jiushineili！nvshengdesichu，

zuijinyoumeiyoushenmebuduijingdedifang。”hewenwenlenghengyisheng：“zhenshiduoxieniguanxinle，womenjiankangdehen，

zhenshimomingqimiao！”wodeyanjingsisidingzhetadelian：“zenmeturanzheimewen？rangrenjuedehenqiguai，

”jiangyulanyouxieganga，ganxiaoleliangsheng：“aomeishenmede，zuijinshuadaohenduoguanyunvxingkepushipin。

jiuxiangtixingnimenyixiaduozhuyizijidejiankang。”wohehewenwenmeizaishuohua，gaiganmaganma。

womannaozidouzaixiangmingtianzenmenengnongdaosunjiaxinshiyoudelianxifangshi，nimingtixingtamenyixia。meibanfale，

jiangyulanzhinengzaiqunlihuifudao：“zaidengliangtianba，kenengtamenshentisuzhihao，dikangliqiang。

”lizhurenhuifudao：“ng，youzheigekeneng，yexushibingduqiangxingbugou，zheiyangba，

mingtiannizailaiwozheilingyipizuixindezhijindaihuiqu。”dangwohaizaixiangzheduicedeshihou。jiangyulanfaleyiju，

rangwodunshilenghanzhimaodehua。“shizaibuxing，wowangtaliangde**shangmodian。

”7“neiyitieshenchuanyizhengtiandedongxi，xiangbizhijinlaishuojiechudeshijiangengjiu，ganrandejilvkendingdadatigao，

wojiubuxinle，tamenzhennengzheimexingyun。”wowubijingya，likekanxiangjiangyulan。

cishidetashuobuchulaideedu。yanzhuzibutingdedazhuan，

muguangyeliufanzaiwohehewenwenliangshaizaiyangtaideneiyishangmian。wozhendeshiyaoqizhale，