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“喂！”
yeyunbotongleshushudedianhua，duimianchuanlaiyonglandeshengyin。
“shushu，shiwoyeyun，nizhinvyoubingle，zheicidezhongliubizhiqiangengdale，bixuzaijinwanzuoshoushu，xuyaoershiwan……”
“嘟嘟嘟……”
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“jiujiu，womeimeibingle，xuyaoershiwanzuoshoushu，jiujiu……”
“gungungun，laozihaimeiqianni。”
“嘟嘟嘟~”
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yeyunzaicibodadianhua，yiciyiciyouyici，danshidedaodejieguodoushiyiyangde，zhuanyanjian，yeyunjiangsuoyouqinqidedianhuadoubodaleyibian，jieguodoushimeiyouhaolianse，shenzhihaiyourenlengchaorefeng，yeyunwulidetanzuozaidishang，shoujiyebuzijuedediaoluo。
“zenmeban？zenmeban？”
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“高利贷。”
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“xiansheng，yaojiedaima？”
gangzoujinqu，bianshiyingmianzoukaiyigebaotunzhiyezhuangdemeinv，chaozheyeyundazhaohu。
“basongyingyingqingchulaiba，shuoshiwoyeyunlaile，mafanle。”
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fenshouyihou，errenbianmeiyoujianguomianle，houlaisongyingyingzhaolegezuogaolidaidelaogong，yeyunzheicaizhaodaozheili。
buduoshi，diantimenbianshikaiqi，yigeshenchuanzhiyexizhuangdenvxingbianshichuxianzaizhongrenmianqian，xiuzhangde**chuanzherouse**，jiaoxiayishuangheisedegaogenxie，yaozhixianxi，meilidebuxianghua，neirenzhengshisongyingying。
“莹莹。”
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“shuoba，zhao**shenme？”
yigenvmishubanlaiyizhangyizi，fangzaisongyingyingshenhou，songyingyinghenzirandeqiaozheerlangtuibianshizuoxia，rouse**de**huxiangpengzhuangzhe，jirendeshijuedailaihendadechongji，danshiyeyuncishikemeixinqingxiangzheige。
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songyingyinggaogaozaishangdepipanzheyeyun，lengkudexiaolianzhishangdaizhebukeyishideaoqi，kanyeyundeyanshenhaoxiangshikanqigaiyiban。
yeyunyiyaoya，putongdeyixiabianshiguixiale，“qiuqiuni，jiedaijiwoba，womeimeidelejuezheng，zhiyouzheiershiwannenggoujiuta，qiuqiunile。”
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“ganjingunba，niyidiannanrendezunyandoumeiyou，budanruzhuitangjiadangnvxu，haizaizheiliqiuyigenvren，nideguibai，lianyikuaiqiandoubuzhide，gunba，woyimaoqiandoubuhuijiejinide。”
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“yingying，biezou，wocengjingjiuniyiming，niyejiuwomeimeiyimingba，suanshibaowoenqingle。”
yeyunjiansongyingyingyaozou，dangjibianshishuangshouzhuazhusongyingyingdexiaotui，burangsongyingyingzou，songyingyingbeiyeyunzheiyangzhuazhe，dunshiyouxiuyounu。
“fangkaiwo，nige**！fangkai。”
songyingyingbuduandezhengtuozheyeyun，danshiquebeiyeyundangzuojiumingdaocaosidezhuazhu，songyingyingde**beiyeyunbaolegemanhuai。
“妈的！给我滚！”
cishiyigebiaohandeshenying，yibaimichongcidesudu，zhijiechongdaoyeyunmianqian，yijiaobianshichuaizaiyeyundelianshang，dunshiyeyunzhijiebeichuailelaoyuan，lianshangdaizheyigexieyin。
“laozidenvrenyegandong？huodebunaifanle！”
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“qiangge，kuaiganzouzheigewonangfei，yaobushiniguolai，kongpawodebianyijiubeitazhanbianle。”
songyingyingkukutitidezaineinanzihuaizhongsajiaozhe，yifuxiaoniaoyirendemoyang，yugangcaiduiyeyundemoyangpanruoliangren。
“jiwoda，wangsilida，ranhourengchuqu。”
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“wanshanglema？nuoer！”
yeyunxinzhongshifendanxinyenuoer，shuozheyeyunbianshilianmangconglajiduizhongzhanliqilai。
“额啊！”
“touhaotong，zenmehuishi！”
cishiyeyundenaodaihaoxiangkuaiyaozhalieleyiban，jutongwubi，cike，yeyunnaodaineidejiyi，fengkuangliuzhuanzhe，yigegedejiyihuamianhaoxiangfanshuyibanbeirenfanyuezhe，jinjiezhe，yidaoyuangudejiyibaozhakailai。
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yigujiuweidejiyihuidangzaiyeyundenaozhong。
“woxiangqilaile，woshishendi！wodecongxianxiashijieerlai，wofalitongtian，yishutongshen。”
ershinianqian，wuyibeiliangdashendidezhandouluanliujitunshi，ranhouzhuanshengdaolezheigebushuxideweimiandiqiu，yeyunfaxianlianyuyandoutingbudong，gengkanbudongzheigeshijiesuoweidekeji，guci，yeyuncaiziwofengyinjiyi，ershiersuideshihoujiefeng，neigeshihouzijibianyijingwanquanrongrulezheigediqiushehui，buzaiyougehehuozheshibudongdedifang。
“我回来了。”
yeyundeyanshenbiandebuyiyangle，huifujiyideta，budannenggoulijiediqiudesuoyoudongxi，haiyouxianjiezhishishentong。
“zhuixu？aishangtangluoyan？juezheng！”
“wohundehaizhenshichaa。”
yeyunhuiyizhezijifengyinjiyideershiduonian，rucilangbei，haowuzunyan，yeyunzichaodexiaolexiao。
“meimei，wolaijiunile！”
yeyunjisudechaozheyiyuanchongqu，yiluguojie，yueche，chuanghongdeng，jisudechaozheyenuoersuozaideyiyuanerqu。
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