xiaoshuo《muyurou》，youzuozhetutubuguaidujiaqinglisuochuangzuowanchengde，wenlidedaibiaorenwuyousumufengmuyurou，xiaoshuoneironggenggai：“ding!chenggongzhaichumuyuroudeyanjiguanghuan、gechangguanghuan、wudaoguanghuan、meiliguanghuan、meimaoguanghuan、haoyunguanghuan……】【ding!chenggongci……
suizhedianhuabochu，sumufenglianxishanglexinjindezhimingqiyejia，tangfeng。
zhiqiandetangfeng，banlegexiaochang，haibinlinpochan，gongzidoufabuchulai。
danzaisumufengciyudefuguiguanghuanjiachixia，tangfengyilugagaluansha。
duanduansangeyueshijian，caifujijupengzhang，shenhuabandechengleshijiyishenjiadefuhao，minglishuangshou。
ruguochixuxiaqu，baiyiqianyidoubushimeng!
raner，jiuzaisumufengduitangfengbiaoshi，yinggaiyaokaishihuibaotadeshihou，jidugangadeyimuchuxian。
“xiaojiahuo!nishibushiyoushenmedabing?haishizuomengmeishuixing?”
tangfengpitougailianjiushiyidunpen，“niyigesuanminggaofengjianmixindeqiongxuesheng，huazhangfujiwo，jiushuowoxianzaidechengjiushiniciyude?zhenbazijidangchuangshishenle?”
啪!
suizhedianhuaguaduan，sumufengzaiboguoqu，queyibeilajinleheimingdan。
zheiyishun，sumufengdeliansebianlebian，manghuanlelingyigeren。
zhimingpaobuguanjun，jiangjunwen。
zhiqiandejiangjunwen，zhishigechengjidiandidepaobuyundongyuan，jiashangnianlingyelveda，jijiangbeiqiangzhituiyi。
sumufengciyujiangjunwensuduguanghuan，zhijiejiurangjiangjunwenqifei，chenglepaobuguanjun，duanduanshijianlongluofensijibaiwan，yundongpinpaidedaiyangengshinadaoshouruan。
“wojideni!sumufeng!”
dianhuazhong，jiangjunwendeshengyinchongmanyuyue，“daoguanmenkouneigesuanmingdedaxuesheng，hualeyizhangfusongwo，shuonengjiwodailaisudu!zhendehenganxie!”
“zheimeshuo，niyuanyizunshouyueding，jiwofencheng?”
“shenmefenchengbufenchengde?woshixiangshuo，ganxienizaiwozuishiyiluopodeshihou，jilewomodadexinlianwei!wonengyourujindechengjiu，kebushikaonizheipofuzhou，shiwozijidenuli!”
“你……”
“shibushishoutoujin，queqianhuale?nianzainicengyipianhaoyianweidefenshang，huitouwojinizhuanliangbaikuai!bunengzaiduole，fouzerongyizongrongniqupianren!danggeguaibaobaoxingbuxing?”
“……”
苏慕风心底一沉。
tabuxinxiede，zaicihuanleyigerendaqudianhua。
结果，几乎一个样。
neixiecengdedaosumufengciyuniubiguanghuanderen，doujuedejintiandegongchengmingjiuyuronghuafugui，shizijinulidelaidechengguo，zijinenglidetixian，yusumufengmeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi。
sumufengde‘fuzhou’，zhishidangshijiletamenxinlianwei，jincieryi。
yemeiyouren，badangchufenyibancaifudeyuedingfangzaixinshang，gengmeiyouren，yuanyizunshouyueding。
guofende，zhijiejiubasumufengdelianxifangshilahei，shenzhihaiyangyankonghe，yaojubaosumufengjirensuanminggaofengjianmixin!
“好!好得很!”
“yigegedoulangxingoufei，wangenfuyi!”
“yigegechengledakamingren，jiupiaole，pengzhangle，wanquanbubawozheidaenrenfangzaiyanlile!”
苏慕风气炸。
dangchuneixieren，dedaoguanghuanciyumeiduojiu，keshijidongyaominga，yikouyigesushendehanta，jiuchameiyouguixiarentazuobabale。
aiyubuxiangbaoluguanghuanxitongcunzaidemimi，sumufengzhishiheneixierenjinxinglekoutoufenchengyueding，bingbugangongrande，qiandingneijubeifalvxiaolideheyue。
fouze，maizhangfujiunengdedaobierenyibancaichan，zenmekanzenmekandoushibupingdengdewuxiaoheyue。
zaishuofengjianmixinzheizhongdongxi，haishibeichangdaodizhide，jiazheweibajiuhaole，youzengannadaotaimianshanglaijiang?
dansumufengmeixiangdao，dangchudekongkouwuping，rujinquechengleneixierenhuiyuedeqiangyingdiqi。
neixieren，daodishiyouduotianzhen?
taciyutamenniubiguanghuan，fuyutamenqiangdanengli，rangtamenkaiqicongweiyouguodegaoguangrensheng，nandaozheiyiqie，jiuzhendeshuyutamen?
tajirankeyiqingsongciyutamenzheiyiqie，tongshi，tayenengqingsongshouhuizheiyiqie!
难道他们意识不到?
大概是意识不到吧!
ruguonengyishidao，yejiubuganbubatafangzaiyanlile!
“演够了吧?”
muyurouhentiebuchenggangdekanzhesumufeng，mouzhongshiwangyuxianqigengjiaqianglie，yanyujiangewaijifeng，“shuohaoderangwokankan，nixianzaiduoyouqianni?yuanlaijiushidaochudadianhuaxingpian!youzhibuyouzhi?”
“yurou!haolemeiyou?fengeshouzenmemomojiji?”
budengsumufenghuihua，qiaomenshengxiangqi，chuanlaiyidaobunaifandenanyin。
sumufengzhoumeiguoqukaimen，shiyimingshenchuanhaohuaxizhuangdeqingnian，jiaoxiapixiecengliangcengliang。
menwaibuyuanchu，tingzheyiliangjiandaomengaogaoqiaoqidelanselanbojini。
zaiyikanqingniantouding，youyigejincancandefuguiguanghuan，chadianbasumufengdeyanjingdoushanxiale。
zheimeliangdefuguiguanghuan，jialiyidingyoukuang!
yushi，sumufengyoulejifenbuan：“ninawei?”
“woqianyuedetangchaoyuledeshaodongjia，limingxuan!”
muyuroulianseweibian，qiangxiandao，“taguolaibangwonaxingli!”
“zheidoufenshoule，ganmahaixiangzheqiannanyoudeganshou?weishenmebuzhijiegaosuta?”
limingxuanlengxiaoyisheng，jingzhiquanzhumuyurouneixianxideyaozhi，jiangmuyurouzhenggerendouqiangshilanruhuaizhong，“woshiyurou……beihoudenanren!”
shuowan，limingxuanhaihuaixiaozheduisumufengjinxingciji：“budebushuo，diyicidenvsheng，zhendehenrun!neiziweier……miaobukeyan……”
“muyurou!nitemebuyaolian!”
sumufengdouranpaoxiaoleqilai，nudejihuyaofakuang，“womenzaiyiqi，zhengzhengsannian!zaizheisannianjian，woduiniwuweibuzhidezhaogu，banidanggongzhuyiyangdechongzhe!zhengzhengsanniana，wopinjinquanlideduinihao!meicixiangpengni，nidoushuoyaoliudaowomendexinhunye!hao，meiyiciwodouzunzhongni!”
shuodaozheili，sumufengnuzhilimingxuan：“temenirenshizheibihuocaijitian?santianyoumeiyou?a?nijingranjiujirenshang!yaobuyaozheimejian?”
muyuroulengzhelian，lazhexinglixiangjiuzou：“limingxuannengjiwoxiangyaodeweilai，ninengma?”
“yuanlaizheisannian，nizuilishuodeaiwo，zhishihongpianwodehuangyan!zainixinli，yizhibawodangxueshengshidaideguodubeitai!kuiwohaitaoxintaofeideduini!bayiqiezuihaode，doujileni，shenzhishewangzheyouyitian，nenghenijiehun……”
sumufengqirancanxiao，muzhidashu，“shuoshenmeliudaoxinhunye?burushuoshiliuzhedangnibangdakuandechouma!bucuo，nizhendehenhuizuomaimai!”
shenshenxileyikouqi，sumufenggengjiananyizhixin：“nijiuzheimequeqianma?niyijingbaohonglea!xiangnishuode，yijingchenglexinjindingliu!nizijizhuanqianjiugouyishiwuyoule!weishenme，weishenmenifeiyaozuojianziji?chumaiziji?cairenshisantianbudaodenanren，nengduiniyoushenmeganqing?renjiatantude，buguoshinishentidexinxianganbale!natianwannile，yidingchuaileni!”
muyurou：“busijinquderen，shibuhuimingbaide。”
“saonian，nandaonibuzhidao，zheiniantounvxingzhishichiqingchunfandema?jiusuanzaihuo，younengzhuanjigexiaomubiao?keyidanjiaruhaomen，guodejiushihuijinrutudeshenghuo，neicaishitamendezhongjimubiaoa!zheishiyouduomeijianguoshimian?”
limingxuanlouzhemuyurou，deyidechaozhesumufenghuishou，“jiayougaoqianba，saonian!zheishidaoshijiangqiande!yueyouqian，jiuyueshuang，yizhiyouqianyizhishuang!zhiyuxueshengshidaideaiqing，tamagoupibuzhi!”
“wangbadan!wonongsini!”
sumufengbaonudecaoqiyizi，jingzhizhuilechuqu。
muyuroulianseyibian，douranjinghu：“sumufeng!nibieluanlai!”
“biechongdong!sharenshifanfadee!”
limingxuanzhizhefakuangbandesumufeng，jidandebubuhoutui，queyouxiaozhangshizu，“niruguoganyinglai，wofenfenzhongsongniquchilaofan，niyebuxiangzijidahaodenianqingshiguang，yinweizheidianxiaoshijiuhuileba?”
“小事?”
sumufengchadianbahoucaoyadouyaosuile。
taxixinzhaogusanniandenenbaicai，zijihaimeichidaozuini，jiubeizhugongle，zheinengjiaoxiaoshi?
buguo，lizhiquegaosusumufeng，muyuroubianchengrujinzheidengmoyang，qishiyijingdiaojia。
分文不值!
tameibiyao，weilezheiyangdemuyurouganshashi。
yushi，sumufengturanrengxiayizi，duizhelimingxuanzhangkaishuangbeizouleguoqu：“nishuodedui!sharenfanfa!qishiwozaojiuyanfanletiantiandangmuyuroutiangouderizi!wodeganxieni，zhuwojietuo!”
“呃……是吗?”
limingxuanmantouwushui，danhaishishenshendejidan。
bijingtaqianglesumufengdenvpengyou，chouhenzhitaigao，tapasumufengshenshangzangzheshenmeliqi，turanyidaobatatongsi。
yushi，tashanxiaozhehoutui。
“buyaozheimejinzhang!zhishinanrenjiandeyongbao!woshenshangmeiyouxiongqi!”
sumufengshuozhe，tedixianlexianzijidetxuheduanku，biaoshimeiyouzangliqi。
“zheimekuaijiuxiangtongle!”
limingxuanfangxinlexialai，daoyemeijieyisumufengdeyongbao。
yinweitajuede，zijishigaogaozaishangdeshenglizhe!
raner，liangrenyongbaoguohou，sumufengquechenjimolemolimingxuandenaodai：“jiayoule，gemen!muyurouyougongzhubing，hennansihoude!”
【ding!chenggongzhaichulimingxuandefuguiguanghuan!】
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