第4章

“nizhidefacai,shishenmechengdude?”

“yuanchaonixianzaishourudeyibaibei!erqie,shizhishaoyibaibei!”

“dayinga,zenmebudaying?”

laobanxiangyebuxiangdediantou,“nikanwo,nonggeshaokaotan,zaizenmeshengyihaoyejiuhunkoufanchi!yaoshuofacai,zheibeizidoubukeneng!ruguoyourennengrangwofacai,shouruyuanchaoxianzaideyibaibei,napafenyibanchuqu,woyehaiyouwushibei,zheibushiwenzhuanbupeima?shaguacaibudaying!”

“neiruguoshuo,zhishikoutouyuedingfencheng,nihuizunshoume?”

sumufengwanweiyixiao,“shiyankeyidutun!zunshouqueyaokanyibanchuqu!yibaibeifenwushibei,nikenengmeishaganjue,danruguoshuoyibaiwanfenchuquwushiwan,nijiuyouganjueleba?niyinggaihuihenroutengba?shenzhinihaihuixiang,bierenzhishijileniyizhangfu,houxushenmeliqiyemeichule,pingshenmeyaochixufendiaonixinkuzhuanlaideyibancaichan?”

“这……”

“老板你犹豫了!”

“meibanfabuyouyua!”

laobankuxiao,“suiranwoqingchuzhidao,facaidejihuishifuzhoudailai,kexiangzhezhuanyibaiwanyaofenwushiwanchuqu,houxuhaideyizhifen,queshihuiroutengdaobao!youqishikoutouyueding,jiugengyoudutundediqile!buguanzhaosheishuoli,doushiwozijizhuandeqian,daguansidoubupa!woganmayaozunshouyueding?”

“guoran,caifuhediweijijupengzhangzhihou,renjiuhuiwangben!biandegengjiatanlan!quebuhuiquxiang,ruguomeiyouneizhangfu,nilianfacaidejihuidoubuhuiyou,haishiyuanbendeliuliuwuwei,shenzhiqiongkunliaodao!”

“queshi,nishuodehenyoudaoli!”

laobantanqidiantou,“buguoyefenren!suiranduoshurenhuixuanzewangben,danyinggai,yeyourenhuichuxinbugai!”

“laobannihentancheng!youkerenlaile,qumangba!”

yankanyouxinkedaolai,sumufengdunshibailebaishou。

jiuzailaobanqishenhou,sumufengkanjianyitiaohunshenzangxixiqiejingshenzhuangtaibutaihaodeliulangtugou,zhengzaizhouweimishi。

dantugoushenshangdepifubingyuangzang,rangtakanqilaiyouxieherenheyingxiangshiyu。

yinci,tugoukelianxixi,beirenquganlai,quganqu,jiazheweibalaidaolesumufengdezhuodi。

jianzhuang,sumufengbujinnaqiyichuanniurouchuan,songleguoqu。

raner,tugouqueshizuoxiale,yuanbenjiaqilaideweibahudiqiaoqi,yaohuangbuting。

“疾病光环!”

sumufengqingqingchuchukandao,tugoutoudingyeyouguanghuan,erfanyingzaitugoushenshang,jiushiyanzhongdepifubing。

dangran,jibingguanghuanzhishiyigetongcheng,shijibingzhengjianzhitaiduole,wanquansuiji,shuliangyebuxian。

“来,摸摸狗头!”

sumufengshenshouguoqu,zhiqingqingyimo,tugoutoudingdejibingguanghuanjiushiqule。

chaneijian,tugoudejingshenzhuangtai,zhijiejiuhaozhuanlexuduo,yanliyeyouleguang。

buguo,tugourengranmeiyouchiniurouchuan,ershiyongqianzhua,qingqingpailepaidishang,yanlichongmanzhekewang。

“fangdishangjinichima?”

sumufengyaran,jingzhibaniurouchuandiuzaidishang。

guoran,tugouzheicaichileqilai。

“不错,懂规矩!”

sumufengkuazan,henkuainalegengduorouchuan,rengzailedishang。

weilefangbiantugouluchuan,sumufengtedibaqianzichoudiao。

“shihoubuzao,huiqushuijue!”

“congmingtianqi,zuoyigezhanxindeziji!”

“buzaiqingxin,gaisideyueding!buzaiqingxin,tamadeaiqing!!”

yankantugouchibao,sumufengyejiujiezhanglikai,bingqieduojilelaobanyibaikuai。

raner,gangcailuchuanzhenghuandetugou,jurangenleshanglai。

sumufengtingxiajiaobu,tayetingxiajiaobu。

sumufengjixuzou,tayegenzhezou。

weibashuaidejiugenzhishengjiluoxuanjiangside。

“nidaoshijizhi,sheijinichijiugenshei!”

sumufengwaitoukanlekantugou,turanqingqinghuishou,yidaosuduguanghuantaozailetugoutoushang。

chaneijian,tugouchoufengleyiyang,weizhesumufengkuangbendazhuan,chentusiqi。

neisudu,kuaidechadianjiuchucanyingle。

“zailaiyigexuebaguanghuan,huibuhuirangtugoushuorenhua?”

sumufengwanxinsiqi,youyidaoguanghuanciyu。

buguo,zheiyicimeikanchuliganjianyingdexiaoguo。

zhaosumufengcaice,zheishihoudetugouyinggaishiyouxuebanenglide,zhishimeiyouxuexiduixiang。

yushi,sumufenggongshouzuoyi。

guoran,tugoumashangzhanleqilai,yezuolegongshouzuoyidedongzuo。

“单脚跳!”

苏慕风再教。

zhuanshunjian,tugouyoumoyouyangdexue,erqiexuexisudufeichangzhikuai,yibianjiuhuile。

“双脚跳!”

“转圈!”

“装死!”

“扭屁股!”

“蹦迪!”

……

sumufengaigedongzuochangshi,tugouyiyangbuluodexuelequ。

“gongxini!weilaidewudiwanghonggou!”

sumufengshuangmoushanliang,zhijiedashouyihui,jiangzheizhitugoudaihuilechuzuwu。

tabazhengmiandeniubiguanghuan,cijileneimeduoren,yexuhaiburu,yitiaotugoulaidezhongcheng。

tangfengneixieren,kaiqilecongweiyouguodegaoguangrensheng,quewuyiliwaidexuanzebeixinqiyi。

muyurouyeshi,yibaohongdedaodingliujihui,jiuxianqita,beipanta。

suoyi,bangrengaibianmingyunzuoshenme?

haiburubanggougaibianmingyun!

zhaoyangnengtishengtadequannengguanghuan!

erqie,sumufengwanquanyouliyouxiangxin,goubuhuiyouneimeduodehuahuachangzi,gengbuhuibeipanzhuren。

yushihuidaochuzuwu,sumufenglianyejitugouxilegezao,qumingdahuang。

youyuzhaichulejibingguanghuan,dahuangshenshangyanzhongdepifubing,cishiyijinghaole,zhishengjifencanliuhenji。

sumufengjidahuanganpaileyigeshuijuededifang,yejiudaozailechuangshang。

raner,chuangdanbeizihezhentoushang,quanshimuyuroudeqixi。

cengyuta,xiangyongermianshubaitian,shenzhixiguoyuanyangyudeneigenvsheng,cikeyinggaitangzaibierendechuangshangba?

sumufengdunjueexinwanfen,ruzaodianjibandexiachuang。

yikanwuli,haiyouhenduomuyuroumeidaizoudedongxi。

“zhanv!laozihuiyaonizheixiepolanwanyier?”

sumufenglianyeshoushizijidongxi,titongpaolu,daizhedahuangzhujinlejiudian。

“tuizu!shengxiadongxijiworenglajitong!”

sumufengjifangdongfaleyigexiaoxi,zheicaianxinshuileguoqu。

diertian,sumufengbadahuanganpaizaijiudianfujinziyouhuodong,zijizedachechuqule。

quzhaoneixie,cengdedaoguotaniubiguanghuanciyudewangenfuyizhiren。

jiranneixieren,yizhichidushi,yizhirenweirujinyongyoudechengjiu,wanquanshitamenzijidenenglihenulidelai,neime,tamenjinguanpingjieneikexiaodenengli,qunulihaole。

sumufengcengciyude,xianzaiyaoshouhuilai!

“tangzong!xujiubujian,bielaiwuyang?”

sumufengdiyigezhaoderen,shitangfeng。

所谓有始有终!

chukaimuyurouzhiwai,dangchudiyigebeitaciyuniubiguanghuanderen,jiushitangfeng,xianzaishouhuiguanghuan,yecongtangfengkaishi!

“xiaohuozi!nizhibuzhidao,nixianzaizheizhongxingweijiaoshenme?qiaozhalesuodongbudong?”

tangfengrujin,yishenxizhuanghaohuabiting,shenbiangenzhenianqingxinggandeheisinvmishu,yijigaodaweimengdebaobiao。

takanzhesumufengneiduankuherenzituodemoyang,yanlijinshibuxie。