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第14章第一堂课
neizuozaizhongjianweizhi，zhazhemawei，weichuizhetoudenvhaibujiushixiaomei。
xiaolinyuanbenyiweixiaomeizhishiyigeguoke，quebucengxiangjingranhainengxiangyu，erqiehaishizijidexuesheng。
“tongxue，nishichabanshengba，woquannihaishibiexuezhongyile，meidianpyong，womenchangzidouhuiqingle。”yigechuanzheyundongzhuangdenanshengdahan。
“zenmehuimeiyong？”xiaolinzhouzhemeitoumanshiyiwen。
haibudengneinanshenghuida，zuozaitaqianpaidelingyigepingtounanjiezheshuodao，“xuexiaogenbenbuzhongshi，women《zhongyizhenduanyuzhiliao》zheimenkedouyijingbangeyuemeishangle。”
“chuquyebuhaojiuye，sheitamahaiyaozhongyia！”
“ganjinquzhuanzhuanyeba，xiongdi，womenkeshiweilenihao。”
“……”
dixiadexueshengyigebiyigejidong，sihutadeshiyanranyijingchengweilesuoyourendeshile。
xiaolinbujingankai，xianzaizhongyiyijingshuaibaichengzheigeyangzile。
menwai，wangzhurenpeizheliuchuanyizoujinlai，tingdaozheifanhua，wanglinchuanheizheyizhanglian，liuchuanyigengshimanliandeningzhong。
“柳老！”
liuchuanyidiandiantou，youxueshenglimajingxideshuodao，“liulao，nijintianshilaijiwomenjiangkedema？”
“bu，wojintianshilaitingkede。”liuchuanyixiaozhehuida，zuozaileqianpaideyigeweizishang。
zheigengshirangxiaolinganjuedaoyalishanda。
“tingke？”xueshengyouxienamendeshuodao，“nanbuchengwomenyouxinlaoshilebucheng？”
wanglinchuanzheishicaigankeleliangxia，zoudaoxiaolindemianqian，“tongxuemen，zheijiushinimendexinlaoshi。”
哗！
全场哗然。
gangcaiquanxiaolinhuanyigezhuanyedexueshenggengshijingyadexiabadouhebushangle。
xiaolinkanzheyizhidoudizhetoudexiaomei，zaitingdaoxinlaoshideshihouzheicaitaiqitou，simuxiangdui，xiaomeigengshichayibuyi。
neipiaoliangdemouzidingzhexiaolin，manshijingya。sihushizhuyidaoxiaolindemuguangyezaitashenshang，lianjiayixiaranshangzuirendehongyun，shashihaokan。
“omg，tashilaoshi，zheishichonghuafeisongdelaoshima？”
“made，woyaotuixue！zheixuexiaotaibufuzele。”
“nengbunengjiwomenhaohaozhaogelaoshi，zheiyoushinagezhurenhuozheyuanzhangdeqinqiba！”
“……”
zhiyishengyilanggaoguoyilang，meirenrenweixiaolinshikaozhencaishixueguolaidanglaoshide，xiangfan，dourenweitashizoulehoumenle。
tingzhezheixieshengyin，wangzhurendeliangenghongle。
xiaolinnenggouxiangxiang，zheizhiqianzoudelaoshi，jueduishizouhoumenjinlaide，erqiebeizheixiexueshengxianqizoude。
yourenshenzhidahan，“wangzhuren，biekaiwanxiaole，zheiwanxiaoyouxieguofenlea。”
xiaolinjiangdinggezaixiaomeishenshangdemuguangshouhui，naqifenbi，zaiheibanshangxiexialianggedazi，“xiaolin”。
“dajiahao，woshinimendexinlaoshi，woshixiaolin！”xiaolinsaoleyiyanzhongren。
jiaoshilichuxianduanzandepingjing，zhihoushihongxiaoyituan。
xiaolinbingbulihuitamendechaonao，fanershinaqizhuoshangdeneibenshu，kuaisudefanleyibian，zhihouzheicaiwangzhezhongrenyansudeshuodao，“xiaogoulema？”
“xiaolaoshi，chumenzuozhuan，zaijian！”gangkaishiquanxiaolindeyundongzhuangnanshengrenbuzhudahan。
xiaolinmeitouyizhou，kanlaibujizheixierenyidianyanseqiaoqiaoshibuxingle。
“xingle，jiranxuexiaoanpailelaoshi，womenbufangtingtingkanzaishuo，nanbuchengnimenningyuanzixuema？”qingcuideshengyinxiangqi，zuozaijiaoshizhongjiandexiaomeizhanqilaiyipaizhuozishuozhe。
jiaoshilishunjianjiuanjingle，zhishiyebuguoshiyixiaohui。
yigejiangtoufaranchenghuangse，daizheerdingdenanshenglimadingzhexiaomei，“aiyo，womendexiaoqingxinshibushikanshangzheilaoshile，jingranbangtashuohua。”
“sunqiang，nihushuo。”xiaomeidelianyihong。
“zheiliandouhongle，nijiuchengrenleba。”sunqiangshuozhejiuyaoshenshouqumoxiaomeidelian。
怒！
kanzheneizhixianzhushou，xiaolinzhixiangshangqianqujiangtaduole。
“goule！”xiaolindahouyiju。
xushibeizheishengyinturanhezhu，jiaoshilishunjianyaquewusheng，sunqiangdeshouyetingdunlexialai，xiaomeichenzhezheigekongxiganjinhuanleyigezuowei。
“congjintiankaishi，woshinimende《zhongyizhenduanyuzhiliao》laoshi，woheqitalaoshibutong，zhiyaoninengbaozhengqimokaoshichaoguojiushifen，nikeyibuyonglaishangke。”
xiaolinyangleyanggangcaiwanglinchuanjitadeshu，“qimokaoshi，suoyoutimudouhuicongzheibenshulichu，xianzai，nimenkeyixuanzeliuxia，huozheshilikai！”
xiaolinsaoleyiyanzhongren，sihushibeitadehuasuozhenhanle，jingranmeiyouyigerenqilailikai。
“xiaolaoshi，jiushifenyetainanleba。”
“daxuekaoshiliushifenwansui，duoyifenlangfeia！”
“zheibenshuzheimehou，jiushifen，nidangwomendoushishenma？”
“……”
tingzhedajiadebaoyuan，xiaolinlveweiyouxieshiwang，jiuzheiyang，jingranhaihaoyisitiaolaoshi，haihaoyisishuozhongyinanzhaogongzuo。
这都是自找的好吧！
“xiaolaoshi，niruoshinengkaojiushifen，wojiangzheibenshuchile！”
xiaolinkanleyiyanshuohuadexuesheng，dianliangleyixiashoulideshu，“chizheibenshu，nishiliangkezhengoudade。”
“15yedi4xing，wangzhendeneirongzhuyaobaokuoguancharendeshen、se……”
“39yedi13xing，xinzhuxuemai，baokuo……”
“64ye25xing，butongdejibingbiaoxiandeyangxingzhenghou……”
“……”
zhenggejiaoshizhitingdaoxiaolindebeishushenghexiamianxueshengdefanshusheng。
静！
jiaoshilisiyibandeanjing。
sheidoubucengxiang，zheigebeitamenxiaoqiaodelaoshijingranlailezheimedayizhao。
“酷，太酷了！”
“diaobaole，yizibucha。”
“made，xiaolaoshi，wofule！yihounijiushiwodeouxiang！”
tingzhezheixiekuazansheng，xiaolinxinlianxiangzhe，zheimexiechouxiaozi，laozichiguodeyan，keke，dangranmeiyounimenchiguodefanduo。danshiyaowanguonimen，neihaibushiqingeryijudeshi。
zhuanerwangzhegangcaishuoyaochishudetongxue，xiaolinyangleyangshoulideshu，“xuyaoyidiandiaoliaoma？fanqiejianghaishilajiaojiang？”
“xiaolaoshi，wocuolehaibuxingma，zheichixiaquhuixiaohuabuliangde。”neixueshenglimajiudaqudeshuozhe。
xiaolinsongsongjian，“wozhidaonimenbufuqi……”
“dui，jiushibufuqi，niyiweiwomenzheimenkejiushibeibeishujiuxing？”sunqiangrenbuzhuqiangsheng。
“zhongyizhenduanhezhiliao。”xiaolinkanleyiyanshuming，suihoujiangshoulideshourangpangbianyireng，“wodeke，nimenkeyibuyongdaishu。”
“**，neirengshudezishishizaishitaishuaile，zaojiukanzheishubushunyanle。”
jiangtaixia，limajiuyourenkaishixiaofang。
haipeizheliuchuanyizuozaijiaoshidewanglinchuangangxiangyaozhanqilai，quebeiliuchuanyilazhu。
“jintian，wojiurangdajiazhidaoshenmeshizhenduanhezhiliao。”xiaolinzoudaozuiqianpaidexueshengmianqian，zixidekanzhe。
“etouzhangdou，liangmeijiangengshen，ouerhuigandaoxiongmenyijixinji……”
xiaolinhaimeishuowan，neinvshengmangbudiedediantou，“xiaolaoshi，zenmekeyigaishan？”
“zaoshuizaoqi，duoheshui，bimianjilieyundong，bimian**xingshiwu。”
xiaolinzouxiangxiayigexuesheng，“xuemaibuchang，lianshangyoushaoxuseban，qixuebuzu，tongjing。”
“lianselahuang，shenxingxiaoshou，yingyangbuliang。”
“……”
xiaolinsuiyitiaolejigexuesheng，jiangbingzhengyiyishuolechulai，gengshirangdajiaxinfukoufu。
shijishang，xiaolintiaozheijigekebushisuibiantiaode，tapeihelegangcaifankandeshulideanli，zaijiehetoushizheicainengzhunquedeshuochutamendezhengzhuang。
zhishixianzai，tatouyouxieyunle，suoyiganjinhuidaojiangtai，yizhejiangtaizhichengzheshenti。
xiamian，gangcaihaibukanhaotadexueshengzheixiadouchongbaidekanzheta。
除了孙强。
“wei，nidaoshikankanwodewenti。”suqiangbukeyishideshuozhe。
xiaolinpiaoletayiyan，chunjiaoyiyang，hanxiaoshuodao，“zheiweitongxue，shouxian，wobujiao‘wei’，qici，xiangyaozhaowokanbing，qingdaorenminyiyuanguahao。”
“nitemeshikanbuchulaiba，nengliyouxianbiechengqianga。”sunqiangshuozheyixiacongweizishangzhanqilai，“tongxuemen，buyaobeizheixiejipianle，zou，woqingdajiachanggequ。”
pingchangzheigeshihou，tadoushiyihubaiying。
yiqianneigelaoshiyeshibeizheiyangganzoude，danshijintian，queyigerenzhanqilaigentalikaiderendoumeiyou。
sunqiangzheixiagangale，zhanzaiyuanchuzouyebushi，liuyebushi。
zhanzaijiangtaishangdexiaolinzuijiaodexiaoyigengshen，“sunqiangshiba，niyidingyaorangwojinikanbingma？”
“dangran！”sunqianghaobuyouyujiuhuida。
“miansecangbai，shentizhongzhang，shiyubujia，chunsepiandan，jiaoshilibure，nietoushangquemaohan。zhongzhongjixiangbiaoming……”
xiaolinyiweishenzhangdekanleyiyansunqiang，sunqianganjiaoyishengbuhao。
ercishi，qitatongxuedourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
doushixuezhongyide，xiaolinzhengzhuangshuodezheimemingxian，tamenziranzhidaoshishenme。
yijinghuifuguolaidexiaolinzoudaosunqiangmianqian，yonglidepailepaitadejianbang，“zheiweitongxue，shenbingyaozhongshia，buranyingxiangshenyuan。”
sunqiangsisidedingzhexiaolin，xiangyaobianbo，lianqueyijingbiedetonghong。
xiaolinhuidaojiangtai，kanzhezaizuoderen。
“wodeketangzhiyouyigeguiju，shangketingwode。buyuanyitingde，xianzaichuqu，wobuhuiweinannimen，qimokaoshiyehuijinimenhege。”
“liuxialaide，qimokaoshimeiyoujiushifenquanbuguake！”
xiaolinsaoledajiayiyan，“xianzai，jinimenwufenzhongshijianzuojueding。”
taixiadexueshengnikankanwo，wokankanni，sheidoumeixiangdao，youlaoshijingranjiangquliudejuedingquanjiaojiletamen。
yixingrenjuzaiyiqitaolunzhe，shibushikankanxiaolin。
turan，suoyourenquandouzhanqilai，chaozhejiaoshimenwaizouqu。
**，打脸啊！
xiaolinmengleyibanzhanzaijiangtaishang。
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