zhujiaojiaoningwanwanlimohandexiaoshuojiaozuo《yitaisanbaomengmengda》，tadezuozheshiluobaoerxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：dabaozhengqianmamihua，erbaotiancainvezhazha，sanbaochihuoxiaoxingjia，renjianrenaimengmengda。wunianhou，ningwanwanxiemengbaoguilai，shiyaoduohuishiqudeyiqie，queyiwaishanhunlezhishouzhetiandeningchengshoufulimohan。*xiaobao：diedi，mamibanixinaipaochezhuangbianla！mouyexialing：zaimaishiliangjitazhuang，wubiquebaotabieshoushang！erbao：diedi，mamihexiaoxianrouyaopaiwenxiya！mouyexialing：fengshaxiaoxianrou，laoziqinzishangchang......
“tiantianjiejie，ganggangwobaxingyiyibudazhizuodexinpianziyuannonglaile，xianzai，woyounongtanlezhenggexingyidefuwuqi。sheirangneigexingxiedehuaidanqifuwomami，woxianzaijiurangtachangchangwodeweili！”
xiaweitiantinglejianzhishichongbaidebuyaobuyaode，“xiaonuo，nikezhenshigexiaotiancai，nimamiyaoshizhidaokendinghuihengaoxing。”
“heihei，wojiushiyaomamigaoxing。”
ningxiaonuojueduishigehumakuangmo，sheiqifumamidoubuxing。
xiemuyanggandaoxingyigongsi，dezhixinpian《fengfeitianxia》ziyuanbeidao，erqiegongsidefuwuqiquanbutanhuan，tadediannaoheipingshangmianchuxianrenzhachixiangdehuamian，chadianmeibatajiqidebeiguoqiqu。
到底是干的？
nandaoyeshiningwanwanneigenvrenzhishicehuade？
xiemuyangdiyigehuaiyidejiushiningwanwan，chuleta，tayexiangbudaosheihuirucihenta，huibuxiyiqiedehuitabaofuta！
肯定就是宁晚晚！
该死的贱女人！
……
guoleyiwan，diertianzaoshang，ningxiaoxingzhengkaiyanjing，faxianzijitangzaiyoudayoushushidefangzili，shenbianhaiyoumamipeizhe，kaixinjile。
“mami！kuaixingxing！kuaixingxing！”
ningxiaoxingjiaoxingmami，ningwanwanxingle，baozhenver，“xingxing，zaoana！”
“mamizaoan，maminikanjianlema？womenshizhuzaishushujiadedachengbaoliai！zheilihaopiaolianga！”ningxiaoxingcongmamahuailizuanchulai，guangzhejiaoyahuankuaidepaochufangjianqu。
“喂，星星！”
jiannverpaole，ningwanwanganjinqichuang，zhuidaowaimianlai，ganghaokanjianlimohancongzhuwolizouchulai，shoulilazheningxiaoxing。
nanrenshenshangchuanzhechunshougongdingzhixizhuang，goulechuxiuzhangbizhidedazhangtuihejingzhaideyaoshen，jushoutouzudoudaizheyouyajinguideqizhi，rutongzhonggushijidewangzi。
kanlelimohanjiuhuijuede，yiqianjianguodeshuainandourufuyun，zheinanrencaishitianshengdeyifujiazi，xingzoudeheermeng。
limohansaoleyiyanningwanwan，jiantazhangfalingluan，shuiyanxingzhong，shuiqundediaodaihualuoxialai，luchuyimoyuanrundexiangjianhecibaidejifu。
kandaozheiyangyishanbuzhengdenvren，limohanxinlijingranyongchuyigumaozaodeganjue。
dazaochende，tashibushiguyixianggouyinta？
“keke……”limohanguyiqingkeliangsheng，huanjieganga，dunxialaiduihaizishuodao，“xingxing，qugennimamixixi，ranhouxialouchizaocan。”
“好哒，蜀蜀！”
ningxiaoxingzailimohandelianjiashangxiangleyikou。
ningwanwankandaonverzheimexihuanlimohan，xinlifahan，nveranver，nikebiebeitadewaibiaopianle，zheigeshushuhuaidehen！
lazhenverdexiaoshou，ningwanwanyuzhongxinzhangdejiaoyu，“shayatou，shuoguoduoshaobianle，nvhaiziyaojinchi，buyaosuibianqinbiedenansheng！youqishizheizhongbuzhengjingdeshushu！”
她说他不正经？
他哪里不正经了？
limohanxinqingshunjianyinyuxialai，lengdaozisideyanshenshuaiguolai，gaisidenvren，fankeyiluanchi，danhuabuyaoluanshuo！
ningxiaoxinghuitoukanleyiyanlimohan，xiaochuyikouxiaobaiya，“keshixingxinghenxihuanshushu，shushuzhendehaoshuaiya！xingxingzhangdaxiangjiajishushuni！”
ngng，haishixiaomengwahao，bitalaomakeaiduole。
limohanhuranzaixiang，yaoshitayenengyougezheimehuopokeaideguinvjiuhaole。
maya！ningwanwanchadianbeinverqituxue，“shuaiyoubunengdangfanchi！yueshuaideshushuyueweixian！jizhumamidehua！tingjianmeiyou！”
ningxiaoxingjuezhezuibadiandiantou，ningwanwanlazhenver，duilimohanmeihaoqideshuodao，“congjintianqi，mafanlixianshengbuyaosuibianjiejinwonver！”
“keyi！qiantishinidekanhaoninver！lingwai，yeyaozhuyinizijidexingxiang，buyaobianzhefazigouyinwo，woduini……meixingqu！”
limohanshuowanzhihou，shuangshouchadou，juaodezouxialouti。
切！
yinggaizhuyixingxiangdeshitahaome！
ningwanwanbeitadehuajidudelaihuo，shuotabianzhefazigouyinta？tayouma？
ningwanwanditoucaifaxian，zijidejiandaibuzhidaoshenmeshihouhualuole，luchuxiongqianxuebaideyipian，aiyowoqu，nanguaigangcaihundanhuishuoneizhonghua！
ningwanwanhuanshangzijibaolidebeiyongyifu，henverxishuhao，xialoulaidaocantingdeshihou，lengzhule，tafaxiancanzhuoshangchulelimohanzaizhiwai，haiyouyigechuanzhexizhuangdazhelingjie，moyanghelimohanshifenxiangsidexiaonanhai。
shuaikudewaibiao，gaolengdexiaomoyang，jurenqianlizhiwaideqizhi。
xiaonanhaijianzhijiushilimohandefuzhiban，nandao……
ningxiaoxingzhengtuomamadeshou，paodaozhuobian，pazhe，haoqidekanzheyoukuyoushuaidexiaonanhai，wen，“shushu，neigexiaogegeshisheiya？”
“tashishushudeerzi，tajiaolizekai，nikeyijiaotaxiaokaigege。”
limohanjieshaowan，lakaiyizi，qingtamenmunvluozuo，bingqiefenfuyongrenshangcan。
ningwanwanzhenggerendoushilingluande，zuoxialaizhihou，cairenbuzhuxiaoshengwenlimohan，“tashinierzi？nizenmedoumeitiqiangaosuwoniyouerzi？”
ningwanwanhaizhenshiyouxiebuxiguan，yiyezhijianjingranbianchengrenjiadehoumale。
“zenme？woyouerzizenmele？nandaowobupeiyouerzima？”
meixiangdaolimohanhuiyongningwanwanzhiqiandehualaiyeta，chadianbatajiqiangsi。
ningwanwanfantagebaiyan，ranhouyoushuo，“wobushineigeyisi，wozhishixiangshuo，douyaolingzhengle，nizhishaoyinggaitiqiangaosuwoyixia，zheishizuiqimadezunzhong。”
“nijuedewonalibuzunzhongnile？”
limohanhurancoujinta，hedeningwanwanboziyisuo，liketoujiang，“haohaohao，suanlesuanlejiudangwoshenmedoumeishuo。”
tuikainanrenzhihou，ningwanwanduixiaonanhaixiaolexiao，huihuishou，“hai，nihaoaxiaokai！”
lizekaimeiyouzuosheng，zhishiyongtalengbingbingdeyanshen，dingzhetamen，yanjingdengdedada。
ningwanwankanzhexiaokaishouxuedexiaolian，xindimodiyiteng。
zheihaizizenmeneimeshouni？
瘦得令人心疼。
ningxiaoxingdiguwen，“mami，xiaogegezenmebushuohuaya？tabuxianghexingxingzuopengyouma？”
jiuzainingwanwanbuzhidaogaizenmehuidanverdeshihou，limohanjieshi，“xiaokaitaxingziyouxiegupi，buaishuohua，jintianturankanjianxingxing，kenengtaiguojingyale。”
limohanyoumomoningxiaoxingdenaodaishuo，“xingxing，xiaokaigegeyinggaishixihuannide，zhishitahenmiantian，niguoqushizhehetashuoshuohuaba！”
“好呀！”
limohandegulixia，ningxiaoxingzhuanguoqu，pashanglizekaishenbiandeyizishang，waitoukanzheta，“xiaokaigege，nijisuile？wowusuile，wojiaoxingxinge！”
……
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