jingxuandeyipiandoushishenghuowenzhang《yutianshendizaidoushi》，zaiwangshangderedufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouqinmujiangmuqing，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhegangliyoumi，wenzhangxiangqing：lvzitaohaoxiangduanxiandefengzhengbanlingkongzhuanlejiquan，feichuershimiyuan，zasuiyishanhanbaiyupingfeng，daozaidishang。“a！aa！……
第16章
xiakehou，qinmuhejigeshiyouganggangchulejiaoxuelou。
linlanqueyoubaqinmujilanzhele：“qinmu，niguolai，woyouhuahenishuo！”
“jiuzaizheilishuoba！”qinmudandandidao。
“qinmu，woganggangshuaweibo......”
linlanzhoulezhoumei，kanlekanzuoyou，wendao：
“kandaoyourenhaoxiangdalelvzitaohejiangmuqing，zhaopianshangdeneiren，henxiangni，daodishibushinia？”
此语一出。
pangbiandenghouqinmudechenxuan、fengyalunhexiaosiwenyanjingdouzhile，dunshijuedebuganzhixin。
erzhangmugengshihedeliansecanbai！
吕子涛！
donghaipaideshanghaodeeshao！
qinmubuguoyigeputongdaxuesheng，diudaorenduilidouzhaobudao，zenmehuizhaoreshangzheihaoshashenni！haidaleta？
jiangmuqing，neigengjiakepale！neikeshitangtangdonghaipaimingqiansandehaomenjiangjiadeqianjina！
“是我啊！”
qinmudianlediantou，liansepingjingdemeiyouyisibolan。
“竟然是真的！”
linlandunshijingdeliansecanbai，manshibuganzhixindidao：“ni，nizenmenengdatamen？”
“woweishenmebunengda？”
qinmuxiaole，yundanfengqingdidao：“tamengaida，wojiudale！”
“nifengle。nizhidaotashishenmerenma？nizhidaozheihuijinidailaishenmeeguoma？”
tingwanzheihua，linlanjianzhiyaofengdiao，jinwofenquan，hunshenzhandoudidao：
“ninandaobuzhidaonidejiajingma？zenmenengzheimebuzhengqi，niyinggaihaohaodushu，jianglaizhaoyifengongzuo，caiduideqinifumudeyangyuzhien！nimeiyoufangzongdezige，nitairangwoshiwangle！”
“niyouzigejiaoxunwoma？”
qinmulianshangyipiandanmo，daizhedandandechaofeng，qiguaididao：
“zaishuo，nijishixiangjiaoxunwo，danshinigaoqingchushiqingdeyuanweilema？”
“yuanwei，shenmeyuanwei？”
linlanmanshichaofengdixiaodao：
“sheiyouhuizaihuyuanwei！yuanweizhongyaoma？”
“nixianshiyidian，biezheimeyouzhihaobuhao？zheigeshijie，shibufenheibaiduicuo，zhijiangjiushilide！”
“nizhibuzhidao，renjialvzitaozhixuyaoshenchuyigenshouzhitou，jiunengbanihuohuoensi！”
“原委不重要？”
qinmulanyangyangyixiao，dao：
“zhaonideyisishi，woqinmuwuquanwushi，meibeijingmeirenmai，pingpingwuqi，jiuyinggaihuohuobeirencaizaijiaoxia，renrenqiru，duima？”
“qinmu，niyetaipianjile！”
linlanlianseyihong，xiufenjiaojia，wulibiansanfen，dao：
“woshibanidangchengpengyoucaitixingni。nizennengqujiewodeyisi？wozheishiweinihaoa！”
“weiwohao？neiwoxiexieni！”
qinmuxiaodeyilianzhencheng，ranhoulaoshenzaizaididao：
“buguo，wogaosuni，nigenbenmeibiyaoweiwocaoxin，nideyanjietaiguoyuxiazhai，genbenbuzhidaowodeliliang！”
“nideliliang？dajiama？niyiweizheigeshijiequantounenggoujiejueyiqiema？youzhi！baichi！wojiushigounahaoziduoguanxianshi！”
linlanqideduoleduojiao，nvhaijiadejiaoxiufengqingzhanluwuyi。
zheiyike，tazhenshiduiqinmushiwangzhiji。
太幼稚了！
buganxinrenming，xinbitiangao，quemingbizhibo，yiweinengkaozijideyijizhiligaibianshijie。
yetaiaimianzi，buzhidaogangzheyizhededaoli！
gengbuzhidao，youshihoushenshidushi，zanqieditourencuo，bimianmaodunkuoda，caishiyizhongdazhihui。
danzuihou，tamendouhuizaixianshidesenyanbileizhongpengdetoupoxueliu，biandechengshuheyuanhua，mingbaiquanlihejinqiandezhongyaoxing。
“laozidequantoushizugoudaa！”
qinmuhuanglehuangquantou，yumendao。
“qinmu，yinipianxiazhiaodegexing，jianglairuhezaishehuizhonglizu！”
“buzhitiangaodihou，dengmafanzhaoshangmenlai，nibeirenbipodewujikeshi，juewangcanhaoshi，niziranhuimingbaiwojintianzheifantixingdekuxin！”
jianqinmugenbenbutingzijidequangao，linlanbuyouyaoleyaotou，henhendengleqinmuyiyan，zhuanshenlikai。
“qinmu，linlangangcaishuodedoushizhende？”
zheishihou，xiaosiwenchakouwendao。
“嗯！”
qinmusaoshitamenyiyan，mianruzhishui。
cishi，qinmuzhuyidaojigeshiyoudunshihedelenghanzhimao，jiulianyixiangtiaotuofengsaodexiaosiwenyemeitoujinsuo。
weiyouchenxuanxiandehenshizhending，shuangmoushanguojidaojingmang，sihuzaixiangshenmeyingduizhice。
“zheigechenxuanhaoxiangyoudianlaitou，bingbuxiangbiaomianshangneimejiandan。”
qishiqinmushenshiyisao，jiunenggaoqingchuchenxuandeyiqie，dantabingmeiyou。
chulezaiyangxuelishenshangzuolejigefanghushenzhou，qinmubingbuhuisuibianshizhanshentong。
jiranyaorushihongchen，guoyiduanputongrendeshenghuo，neijiudeyougeputongrendeyangzi。
yiqiequanzhiquanneng，jiuhaoxiangyouxizhongdekejinwanjiaban。
shuangshishuangle，danshaoletiaozhanxingheduikangxing，yeshaolehenduojingxihequweixingma！
“这事儿麻烦了。”
xiaosiwenzhualezhuapiaoyidezhangfa，huranjianyiyaoya，dao：
“wobajiwolinghuaqianhaiyousanwanduo。nimenjigebashenghuofeiquanbunachulai，zhaogegaodangchangzi，baiyizhuohetoujiuba。”
“duile，xiageyue，woshenghuofeidaole，qiandouhainimen！”
“我没问题！”
fengyalunchenzhongdidiandiantou。
taganggangtanlegezhongwenxidenvpengyou，huaxiaotingda，danweileqinmu，tayemeihanhu。
“wodeqian，buyonghai！”
陈轩言简意赅。
“woshenghuofeishianyuejide，jiushengxiasanbaile。”
zhangmudizhetou，yilianweinan，muguangyoudianduoshandidao：
“wodengxiahewomadagedianhua，rangtabajialineitoulaomuzhumaile，yinggainengcoujigeqian。buguo......”
tataiqitou，manshibuhaoyisididao：
“laosi，xiongdi，yaoshiwomabuyuanyimai，niyebieguaiwo。womashentibuhao，neitoulaomuzhushiwojiaweiyideshengchanziliaole，yijialaoxiaochihelasa，xiaomeidushu，quankaotale！”
“hahaha！weiyideshengchanziliao！zhangmu，nitaidoule！jiupingnizheijuhua，yihou，wohuirangnichengweidaxiashoufu。”
qinmupaituidaxiaoqilai，xiaozhexiaozhe，yanqiandejingwuqueyoudianmohu！
fanrendeshenghuo，zhenshiyouziyouwei！
xiangtayutianshendi，zonghengzhutianwanjie，zhushenchenfu，wanxiangongzun！
dan，sheicengbatadangchengxiongdi！sheicengbangguota！
没有！
tadiweitaigao，falitongtianchedi，wusuobuneng！
suoyi，suoyourenbatadangchenggaogaozaishangdedihuanglaiyangwang，dangchengwusuobunengdeshenlinglaigongfeng。
danxiangyingde，bierenjingta，xinta，qiuta。
dancongweiyourenbangta，congweiyutabingjian，congweiyourenherenjiaotayisheng“xiongdi”！
“laosizheishibeicijidaojingshenshichanglema？”
“chengweidaxiashoufu，zuomengni！”
“压力太大了！”
kanzheqinmupaituidaxiao，gejigemianmianxiangqu，fenwaidanxin。
这个时候。
ganggangshangkedehongguanjingjixuelaoshipengzheshoujizouleguolai，daizhejifentaohaodeweidao，xiaodao：
“qinmutongxue，youweixingjiangdelaoxianshengdawodianhuazhaoni！youshijianjietingyixiama？”
qishi，zheiweilaoshiyehenqiguai，weishenmetangtanghaizhoudiyiren，jinmangzhanshenjiangzhenguohuidadianhuajiqinmu。
zheiwanquanshibuxiangganderena！
“nandaozheixiaozishijiangzhenguodeqiongqinqi？yihouwoduita，keyiyaopeizhexiaoxincaixinga！”
taxinlishanguohenduoniantou。
“喂，有事儿吗？”
qinmudiandiantou，zhikaijigehaojiyou，caijieledianhua，dandanwendao。
qinmubingbuxiangrangsigeshiyouzhidaozijihejiangzhenguodeguanxi，tahenxiangshouzheizhongpingdengdexiangchu。
ruotamenzhidaozijishijiangzhenguoshizu，kongpazheifenpingchangxinjiumeile。
“zushiye，dizixiangyaojiannin，biaoyibiaoxiaoxin！”
dianhuaneitoudejiangzhenguobigongbijing，xiaoxinyiyididao。
“xiaoxin？woxinlingle。”
qinmuyaoleyaotou，shixiaodao：
“buguobuyaodaraowo，wozhixiangdangyigepingpingwuqideputongren，yigeanjingdemeinanzi，guoyiduanjiandandeshenghuo！”
他就要挂断电话。
“祖师爷且慢！”
姜镇国急促道：
“wojiangjiaganggangshougouleyangxuelideqianyuegongsi——qingchengyuledesuoyougufen，dasuanbaxiangguangufenwenshu，zhuanjiaojinin！”
“ng？nixiaozidaoshiyouxina！”
qinmuyaranshixiao，dao：“hao！woquzhaoni！”
“zushiye，wozai......”
姜镇国忙道。
“nideweizhi，haixuyaonishuo？nanhubianshangma！”
qinmudanmoyixiao，guaduanledianhua。
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