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小说简介

zuozhe“erweima”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《yiwaihuodeyibaiwanhou,bamamimouyaoshawo》,jiangshuzhujiaolimingyuedeaiqinggushi,zuozhewenbibusu,renwuhejuqingshedingfeichangyouxinyi,zhideyidu!wushanjianjuqingmiaoshu:danshixianzaizheizhongqingkuang,woyebuganduowen,zhinengxiangnainaidaoqian:“duibuqi,doushiwodecuo,woyihouzaiyebukaizheizhongweibeizuxundewanxiaole......”“……

精彩章节

第二章

“limingyue,nibieguaiwohenxin!zheiyiqiedoushinizijizaochengde!”

laomajuzhedaozi,qiangxingjiangwodeshoubeilachu:

“bianchengxianzaizheizhongqingkuang,woshizhendemeibanfale!haizitaba,meiyongdehuozenmechuli?shizhijieshale,haishibatadeshoujiaojiduolerenglajidui?”

laobachouleyikouyan,youyoukaikou:

“xianbatadeshoujinjiaojinjitiaoduan,rangtasangshixingdongli,jiexialai,zhinengzouyibukanyibule......”

nainaifeishuodeshenquchuqidezhong,jiangwosisiyazaidishangdongdanbude。

yanjianzhedaoziyuelaiyuejin,qiushengdebennengrangwofenlizhengzha,quemeiyourenhexiaoguo。

weishenmeshiqinghuibianchengzheiyang?

我快要疯了!

daozigaogaojuqideyichanei,wojizhongshengzhi,dahanchusheng:

“ba,ma,woshipiannimende!genbenjiumeiyourenjiwo100wan,shiwocilegongzuopanimenshengqi,suoyicaibianchuzheigehuanghua,xianghongnimenkaixinyixiade——”

cihuayichu,wanlaijuji。

laomayanzhudiliuliudezhuan,daozirengwozaishouzhongbukenfangxia:

“nizhendezaisahuangpianwomen?”

wohedehunshenfadou,tileihengliu:

“dangranshizhende!nimendongnaozixiangyixiaa,jiusuanwozhendejiuleren,sheihuidangchangjiwo100wana?wozhishixiangdounimenyixiaeryi,nimenjingranxiangshalewo......”

shuozhe,wowuwuwudekuleqilai。

nainaijimangcongwoshenshangchexia,jiangwofuleqilai:

“aiyou,wodeguaisunnv,shenzimeishoudaosunshangba?”

tayoubianhuilecongqianneigeheaikeqindelaoren,xintengdefumozhewonaodai:

“nimenliangfuqiyezhenshide,tingfengjiushiyu,lianqiankuanjietudoumeikandao,jiukaishifafeng,haidewosunnvshouzheimedadeweiqu!”

“aiyo,wodeguainver,hehuaileba?doushimamadecuo,shiwotaixinjile——”

laomalianmangrengdiaodaozi,chongguolaipengzhewodelian,wanfenlianxi:

“douguainibapiqibao,yidianxiaoshijiunaodexingshidongzhong!kuaibiekule,mamazhumianjinichihaobuhao?”

吃你妈个屁!

wozaineixinanmayiju,biaomianrengkukutitidechouqi:

“jializheimeqiong,woruguozhenbaidele100wan,neibushihaoshima?nimenweishenmedoushizheizhongtaidu......”

“nihaiyoulianwen?congxiaodaoda,wozenmejiaoyunide!zanmensuiranqiong,danshibunengduanzhiqi,jiusuanesi,yebunengchijielaizhishi!”

laobanuqichongchongdedengzhewo:

“baiyanlangdedongxi,sheirangnicizhide?ninengbunengyoudianzerengan,quanjiarendouzhiwangnidegongziguorizini!”

“guaibao,suiranbamadeqingxuyouxiejidong,dannizuodezheijianshiyequeshiyouxieguole!”

老妈安抚我:

“nibashuodedui,zanmensuiranqiong,danyouzhiqi,zhiyaoyaobangtingdezhi,napajinguancaidoushizuijingde!nituranshuodele100wan,zheirangwomenhenhuangkonga,xiangwomenzheizhongbenfenlaoshiderenjia,shibunengshouzheixieqiande!”

doushixieshenmegoupijiekou,wocaibuxin!

nainaizhongxinzuohuidaolunyishang,youyoudetanlekouqi:

“guaisuna,qishizanmenlijiayouzuxun,bixuxingdezhengzuodezhi,wulunshidangguanhaishizuonongmin,doubixukaozijideshuangshouchuangzaoxingfushenghuo,neizhongbaidedeqianshiwanwanbunengyaoa!”

“bieguainibamaxinhen,yidanweibeilelijiazuxun,jiubixushoudaochengfa!”

哦?

我很像傻子吗?

qiongdedouyaoduanzijuesunle,haizuxun!

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