zuozhe“erweima”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《yiwaihuodeyibaiwanhou,bamamimouyaoshawo》,jiangshuzhujiaolimingyuedeaiqinggushi,zuozhewenbibusu,renwuhejuqingshedingfeichangyouxinyi,zhideyidu!wushanjianjuqingmiaoshu:danshixianzaizheizhongqingkuang,woyebuganduowen,zhinengxiangnainaidaoqian:“duibuqi,doushiwodecuo,woyihouzaiyebukaizheizhongweibeizuxundewanxiaole......”“……
第二章
“limingyue,nibieguaiwohenxin!zheiyiqiedoushinizijizaochengde!”
laomajuzhedaozi,qiangxingjiangwodeshoubeilachu:
“bianchengxianzaizheizhongqingkuang,woshizhendemeibanfale!haizitaba,meiyongdehuozenmechuli?shizhijieshale,haishibatadeshoujiaojiduolerenglajidui?”
laobachouleyikouyan,youyoukaikou:
“xianbatadeshoujinjiaojinjitiaoduan,rangtasangshixingdongli,jiexialai,zhinengzouyibukanyibule......”
nainaifeishuodeshenquchuqidezhong,jiangwosisiyazaidishangdongdanbude。
yanjianzhedaoziyuelaiyuejin,qiushengdebennengrangwofenlizhengzha,quemeiyourenhexiaoguo。
weishenmeshiqinghuibianchengzheiyang?
我快要疯了!
daozigaogaojuqideyichanei,wojizhongshengzhi,dahanchusheng:
“ba,ma,woshipiannimende!genbenjiumeiyourenjiwo100wan,shiwocilegongzuopanimenshengqi,suoyicaibianchuzheigehuanghua,xianghongnimenkaixinyixiade——”
cihuayichu,wanlaijuji。
laomayanzhudiliuliudezhuan,daozirengwozaishouzhongbukenfangxia:
“nizhendezaisahuangpianwomen?”
wohedehunshenfadou,tileihengliu:
“dangranshizhende!nimendongnaozixiangyixiaa,jiusuanwozhendejiuleren,sheihuidangchangjiwo100wana?wozhishixiangdounimenyixiaeryi,nimenjingranxiangshalewo......”
shuozhe,wowuwuwudekuleqilai。
nainaijimangcongwoshenshangchexia,jiangwofuleqilai:
“aiyou,wodeguaisunnv,shenzimeishoudaosunshangba?”
tayoubianhuilecongqianneigeheaikeqindelaoren,xintengdefumozhewonaodai:
“nimenliangfuqiyezhenshide,tingfengjiushiyu,lianqiankuanjietudoumeikandao,jiukaishifafeng,haidewosunnvshouzheimedadeweiqu!”
“aiyo,wodeguainver,hehuaileba?doushimamadecuo,shiwotaixinjile——”
laomalianmangrengdiaodaozi,chongguolaipengzhewodelian,wanfenlianxi:
“douguainibapiqibao,yidianxiaoshijiunaodexingshidongzhong!kuaibiekule,mamazhumianjinichihaobuhao?”
吃你妈个屁!
wozaineixinanmayiju,biaomianrengkukutitidechouqi:
“jializheimeqiong,woruguozhenbaidele100wan,neibushihaoshima?nimenweishenmedoushizheizhongtaidu......”
“nihaiyoulianwen?congxiaodaoda,wozenmejiaoyunide!zanmensuiranqiong,danshibunengduanzhiqi,jiusuanesi,yebunengchijielaizhishi!”
laobanuqichongchongdedengzhewo:
“baiyanlangdedongxi,sheirangnicizhide?ninengbunengyoudianzerengan,quanjiarendouzhiwangnidegongziguorizini!”
“guaibao,suiranbamadeqingxuyouxiejidong,dannizuodezheijianshiyequeshiyouxieguole!”
老妈安抚我:
“nibashuodedui,zanmensuiranqiong,danyouzhiqi,zhiyaoyaobangtingdezhi,napajinguancaidoushizuijingde!nituranshuodele100wan,zheirangwomenhenhuangkonga,xiangwomenzheizhongbenfenlaoshiderenjia,shibunengshouzheixieqiande!”
doushixieshenmegoupijiekou,wocaibuxin!
nainaizhongxinzuohuidaolunyishang,youyoudetanlekouqi:
“guaisuna,qishizanmenlijiayouzuxun,bixuxingdezhengzuodezhi,wulunshidangguanhaishizuonongmin,doubixukaozijideshuangshouchuangzaoxingfushenghuo,neizhongbaidedeqianshiwanwanbunengyaoa!”
“bieguainibamaxinhen,yidanweibeilelijiazuxun,jiubixushoudaochengfa!”
哦?
我很像傻子吗?
qiongdedouyaoduanzijuesunle,haizuxun!
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