第二章
“limingyue，nibieguaiwohenxin！zheiyiqiedoushinizijizaochengde！”
laomajuzhedaozi，qiangxingjiangwodeshoubeilachu：
“bianchengxianzaizheizhongqingkuang，woshizhendemeibanfale！haizitaba，meiyongdehuozenmechuli？shizhijieshale，haishibatadeshoujiaojiduolerenglajidui？”
laobachouleyikouyan，youyoukaikou：
“xianbatadeshoujinjiaojinjitiaoduan，rangtasangshixingdongli，jiexialai，zhinengzouyibukanyibule......”
nainaifeishuodeshenquchuqidezhong，jiangwosisiyazaidishangdongdanbude。
yanjianzhedaoziyuelaiyuejin，qiushengdebennengrangwofenlizhengzha，quemeiyourenhexiaoguo。
weishenmeshiqinghuibianchengzheiyang？
我快要疯了！
daozigaogaojuqideyichanei，wojizhongshengzhi，dahanchusheng：
“ba，ma，woshipiannimende！genbenjiumeiyourenjiwo100wan，shiwocilegongzuopanimenshengqi，suoyicaibianchuzheigehuanghua，xianghongnimenkaixinyixiade——”
cihuayichu，wanlaijuji。
laomayanzhudiliuliudezhuan，daozirengwozaishouzhongbukenfangxia：
“nizhendezaisahuangpianwomen？”
wohedehunshenfadou，tileihengliu：
“dangranshizhende！nimendongnaozixiangyixiaa，jiusuanwozhendejiuleren，sheihuidangchangjiwo100wana？wozhishixiangdounimenyixiaeryi，nimenjingranxiangshalewo......”
shuozhe，wowuwuwudekuleqilai。
nainaijimangcongwoshenshangchexia，jiangwofuleqilai：
“aiyou，wodeguaisunnv，shenzimeishoudaosunshangba？”
tayoubianhuilecongqianneigeheaikeqindelaoren，xintengdefumozhewonaodai：
“nimenliangfuqiyezhenshide，tingfengjiushiyu，lianqiankuanjietudoumeikandao，jiukaishifafeng，haidewosunnvshouzheimedadeweiqu！”
“aiyo，wodeguainver，hehuaileba？doushimamadecuo，shiwotaixinjile——”
laomalianmangrengdiaodaozi，chongguolaipengzhewodelian，wanfenlianxi：
“douguainibapiqibao，yidianxiaoshijiunaodexingshidongzhong！kuaibiekule，mamazhumianjinichihaobuhao？”
吃你妈个屁！
wozaineixinanmayiju，biaomianrengkukutitidechouqi：
“jializheimeqiong，woruguozhenbaidele100wan，neibushihaoshima？nimenweishenmedoushizheizhongtaidu......”
“nihaiyoulianwen？congxiaodaoda，wozenmejiaoyunide！zanmensuiranqiong，danshibunengduanzhiqi，jiusuanesi，yebunengchijielaizhishi！”
laobanuqichongchongdedengzhewo：
“baiyanlangdedongxi，sheirangnicizhide？ninengbunengyoudianzerengan，quanjiarendouzhiwangnidegongziguorizini！”
“guaibao，suiranbamadeqingxuyouxiejidong，dannizuodezheijianshiyequeshiyouxieguole！”
老妈安抚我：
“nibashuodedui，zanmensuiranqiong，danyouzhiqi，zhiyaoyaobangtingdezhi，napajinguancaidoushizuijingde！nituranshuodele100wan，zheirangwomenhenhuangkonga，xiangwomenzheizhongbenfenlaoshiderenjia，shibunengshouzheixieqiande！”
doushixieshenmegoupijiekou，wocaibuxin！
nainaizhongxinzuohuidaolunyishang，youyoudetanlekouqi：
“guaisuna，qishizanmenlijiayouzuxun，bixuxingdezhengzuodezhi，wulunshidangguanhaishizuonongmin，doubixukaozijideshuangshouchuangzaoxingfushenghuo，neizhongbaidedeqianshiwanwanbunengyaoa！”
“bieguainibamaxinhen，yidanweibeilelijiazuxun，jiubixushoudaochengfa！”
哦？
我很像傻子吗？
qiongdedouyaoduanzijuesunle，haizuxun！