《youxirenjian》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，yipikaqiubixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：xiangguixiang，xiaonamiansehaishizhanluchubiaozhunxiaorong。zheishihou，menwaiyizhenjiaobushengxiangqi。xiaonakandaozhanzaimenkouderen，youxiechijingdezhanleqilai。“……
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擦！
这个牛皮吹大了！
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“新手？”
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“你说的是真的？”
lijiezaiyipangyeshiquandao：“xiaogui，niyaoshuoshihuaa！”
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“我要找他！”
“zheimeyouxiudezuoqurenbixuzhaodao！”
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“xiaogui，zheishougequ，zuoweinidediyishoudanqu！”
“我们发歌！”
xiaoguilianshangmanshibukezhixin，zijiganggangqianyue，jiufage？
nanbuchengzheijiushichuanshuozhongdegoushiyun？
隐秘背叛，借力打力反击！
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