xiangbudaozuozhenifengershanghuiyongzheizhongfangshizhankai《xiaoyaoxiaozichuangdoushi》juqingdemiaoxie，jirenfeichangdadejingxi，kanhouyouyizhongyiyouweijindeganjue，zhujiaozhaotianshengliuqingyanzuizhongjiejuyeshihenjingxide，xiaoshuozhuyaojianglelianshangbiaoqingzhouranninggu。jiezhe，liuqingyanshuangmupenhuo，fennudebahezirenglehuiqu。“**chouliumang！”tashengqidelikai。……
“suoyi，nishimeibanfahuidawodewentile？”
zhaotianshengdashengzhiwenduifang。
motianxingnuxiaobuzhi，shuodao：“nixiangzhidaodaan，wokeyigaosuni。”
“liujiazhibuguoshiputongjiazu，tamenbuzhangyandezuilewudaogaoshou，neishitamenyunqibuhao。”
“womenzhifuzeweihushehuiwending，burangwudaogaoshounaoshi。”
“zhiyuputongrendexingming，yuwomenhegan？”
zhaotianshengdiandiantou，shuodao：“womingbaile，putongrenruguobeiwudaogaoshouqifu，jiuzhiyoudengsidefenle。”
“是的。”
motianxinglengheng：“putongrendejianming，womenbuguan……”
啪！
yigexiangliangerguangchouzaimotianxinglianshang，tashensedanu：“niganchouwo，nizhaosi！”
啪啪！
zuoyoulianjiageshuaileyibazhang，zhengzhanglianlikezhongdegenzhutouyiyang。
“ni……nijuran……”
motianxingqidehunshenfadou，neixintaotiannuhuobaofa，kezhaotianshengkongbudeshayisuodingtahou，shentimengdedalegelengzhan。
zheiyike，motianxingtunyankoushui，duifangnengshasihuangdashi，ziranyenengjiejueta。
tajiushigeputongren，huangjinggaoshoudoubushi。
“xiaozi，jintianzheibazhangwojizhule。”
“wolonggegairi，yidinghuizhaonitaoyaohuilaide。”
motianxingqiangrenzhuxintounuhuo，zhuanshendairenliqu。
“等一下。”
zhaotianshengjiaozhutamen，pingjingshuodao：“xiangbaochoujiuzhijielaizhaowo，buyaorangliujiachanhejinqu。”
“nimenyaoshigandawolaopozhuyi。”
“wohuiqinzimochunimenlongge。”
“heng！wokanniyoumeiyouzheigebenshile。”
motianxingbiezheyiduzihuoqilikai。
zouchujiudianhou，motianxingqideyiquanzazaichemenshang，houdao：“likequjiwodiaochazheigerendelaili，wolonggeconglaidouzhiyouqifubieren，meiyoubeirenqifuguo！”
“mozuzhang，zanmenganggangganshabujiaozhiyuan，zhijieshaleta。”
“nishuodedoushifeihua。”
“zheixiaozishenshang，kendingyouhenlihaidehushenbaowu，buranhuangdashinengbeitashale？”
motianxingmadao：“zanmendeqiang，haibuyidingshadeleta。”
shouxiawendao：“mozuzhang，wanyishizheixiaozijiaoxingshalehuangdashini？”
“nishuodedoushipihua。”
“neixiaoziyejiuershijisui，huangdashikeshixuanjigaoshou，tanashenmesha，toutiema？”
“yaobushishenshangyouhushenbaowu，huangdashiyigenshouzhijiunengniansita。”
jimingshouxiahuangrandawu，juedehenyoudaoli。
motianxingmolemozhongchengzhutoudelian，zheijigeerguang，tazaowandouhuibaibeihaijiduifang。
……
机场入口。
liuhaidengrenyijingmailejipiao，zhunbeilianyepaoluquguowai。
“qingyan，mashangjiudengjile，kuaizouba。”
“ma，zaidengdeng，tianshengtahaimeihuilaini。”
“dengneixiaoziganshenme，sunjiarenzhualeta，kendinghuobuchengde。”
“buyao，wohaishidengdengta。”
柳轻烟不肯放弃。
zheishi，liuhaiquanshuodao：“neixiaozixishengziji，tiwomenzulansunjiadebaofu，wogaokantayiyan。”
“danzanmendemashangzou，yaoshibeizhuazhu，womensuoyourendoudesi。”
liuqingyanyanzhongdaizheleihua，xinzhonghaishibushe，xiangqipanqijinenggoufasheng。
“wodeshameimei，tashuobudingyijingsile。”
“weileyigerenshijitiandemoshengren，niyaolianleizanmenyijiama？”
liuruxueshengqishuodao，ranhoulazhuduifangshoubei，qiangxingzhuaizheyaoguoanjian。
jiuzaicishi，yidaoshenyinghuranchuxian，xiaorongxiangqi：“laopo，rangnimenjiudengle。”
“天圣！”
“shitiansheng，tahuilaile！”
liuqingyankuangxiwanfen，likebenpaozhechongleguoqu。
“zheiqiongxiaozimingzhenda。”
“这都没死？”
柳如雪瞪大眼睛。
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假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
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