第1章 下山找老婆(1888字)

“tiansheng,jintiannixiashanba。”

“nidegongfayijingdaolepingzhangqi,zhiyoujinglihongchenlilian,cainengtupozheizuihouyiguan。”

“wohaitinixundeyigehaoyinyuan。”

“cinvshiwojingtiaoxixuanchulaide,yunibaziqihe。”

“nibaciwujiaoyuta,biankexijielianli。”

“dengnibaosunzihuilai。”

shenchuanpolanzhangpaodedaoshi,bayigemutouhezifangzaidishang,zhaotianshengyanshenquechongmanjingti。

“laodie,nixiangbiwoxiulianjiuzhishuo,hebizhaojiekouganwoxiashan。”

zhaotianshengwojinquantou,zheiershiduonian,tachulechifanshuijue,jiushibeiyanqianzheigejiahuobipozhexiuliandaofa。

qisuizhuji,jiusuilianqi。

shijisui,tajiuyijingcaibaogedazongmentianjiao。

ershisui,gengshidachuanshenbang,nianyayizhongjueshiqiangzhe,zhanzailewulidianfeng!

guzongmendeshengzishengnvkandaota,doudezunchengyijutianshengyeye。

rucitianzigenchengjiu,wanniannandeyijian。

kezheijishinianlai,zhaotianshengconglaimeidedaoguoyijukuazan。

tadesuoyounuli,conglaidouzhiyoulaodiemorandebiaoqing。

jintian,laodiejuranhaizhaojiekougantaxiashan,zhaotianshengxinzhongsuiranyumen,danhaishidedayingxiashan。

yinweilaodiezixiaojiuguanjiaoyange,duifangshuochuqudehua,tajiubixuyaozhixing。

“laodie,jiranshinirangwoxiashande,neiwochuangchuhuolai,nikedetiwoca**。”

zhaotianshenggonggongjingjingguizaidishang,dao:“neiwojiuzoule,sannianneiyidingjininbaogedasunzihuilai,ninhaiyoushenmeyaojiaodaidema?”

“tianzhulingnaqu,dangnianneirenqianworenqing,niyourenhexuyao,kezhaotabangmang。”

jieguolingpai,zhaotianshengbaibaishouxialeshan。

henkuai,shanxiabianchuanchusayazidehuanhusheng。

轰隆!

yidaojingleituranzaikunlunshanmaizhalie。

“woertianshenglilianhongchensannian,qinggeweianzhongxiangzhu。”

“taruozaorenanhai,wobidangpinggeweidezongzu。”

cihuayichu,wushuguzongmenzuzhangsesefadou,neixinkongju。

shijiweizuzhanglianseningzhong,zheizundanengdeerzituranxiashan,yidinghuixianqixueyuxingfeng。

“chuanlingxiaqu,congxianzaikaishi,renhedizidoubuyunxuchushan!”

“weilingzhe,zhuchujiazu!”

……

santianhou,zhaotianshengzouchuqichezhan。

talinzhepobao,yishuangsanshikuaiyundongxie,pojiudetixuyijingxidefahuang。

tagengshihaoqidedaliangzhesizhou。

zheiyishendaban,tuotuoxiangxiagangjinchengdenongmingong。

“这里,在这呢。”

turan,yigewushiduosuidelaoponiangzaihuishou,bunaifandeshuodao:“nizenmelaizheimewan,rangwobaidengniershifenzhong,xiaojiezuitaoyanchidaoderen!”

“duibuzhua,gangganglushangduche。”

“neinijiubunengzuofeijima?”

“yedui,nizheimegeqiongxiaozi,zenmekenengyouqianzuofeiji。”

laoponiangdaliangzhaotianshengyiyang,yiliandexianqi,shuodao:“nizheizhongxiangxiatubiezhenshizoulegoushiyun,jurannenggenwojiaxiaojiedingwawaqin,laihamaxiangchitianerou,yebuzhaozhaojingzi。”

zhaotianshengzhoulezhoumeitou,zheilaoniangmennaodaibeimenjileba?

henkuai,chezikaidaoyidonghaohuabieshumenqian。

laoponiangmalieliedao:“jiwozhanzaimenkoudengzhe,dengxiaojierangnijinqu,nicainengjinqu。”

shuozhe,laoponiangzoujinketing。

“xiaojie,neiqiongxiaozilaile。”

laoponiangbigongbijingdeshuodao。

“niduizheigerendepingjiazayang?”

柳如雪淡淡问道。

“buzadi,jiushixiangpanfuquanguideerlengzibale。”

laoponiangyilianjifengdeshuodao:“wodejianyishigenzheigeqiongxiaozijiechuhunyue,xiaojienishenfenzungui,zaizanmentianhaishi,gengshiyouwushuyouxiugongzidouzaizhuiqiunin。”

“suibiannachuyige,dounianyazheiqiongxiaoziyiqianbei,tagenzanmenjiushilianggeshijiederen。”

liuruxueqingmielengxiaoqilai:“yeshi,nongcunlaidelouyi,juranwangxiangyingqufenghuang,zhenshizibuliangli。”

“wojueduibuhuijiajizheizhongqiongdagongde,tabupei!”

“lijie,bashengfannachulairangtachibao,ranhoulikerangzheizhongqionghuoxiaoshi,kantayiyanwodoujuedeexin。”

“yihuiwohaiyaoqujianhaohanjituandelinzong,meigongfudalizheizhonghuose。”

“nimendetanhua,wodoutingdaole。”

zheishi,zhaotianshengyijingzoujinwunei,ganggangliangrendeduihuatadoutingjian,shuodao:“woshilaijianlaopode,nibutongyizheimenhunyue?”

“wotongyinidaye,yebuzhaozhaojingzi,kannizheiyishenpolan,nizenmeyoulianlaiwojiade?”

liuruxuefennuwubideshuodao:“zhuiwoderenyoudaba,nisuangeshenmedongxi,ganjinjiwoguntingdaomeiyou!”

“woweilaidenanren,neizhishaoyedeshiyiwanshenjia,renzhongzhilong,tianhaishidedingjiquangui。”

“jiunizheigexiangxialaideyezhong,biexiangpanwojiazheigegaozhi!”

jianzheiniangmenrucimeilimao,zhaotianshengyezhijiebaocukoudao:“chouniangmen,nishuohuakeqidian,wopiqihenbaozao。”

“hunzhangxiaozi,nizenmeduiwojiaxiaojieshuohuade,ni……”

啪!

zhaotianshengyigeerguazichoushangqu。

lijiebiaoqingmengbi:“nigandawo,nigeqiongsuanguigandawo,wonongsini!”

“打的就是你。”

zhaotianshengyijiaotiduifangduzishang,lijiedunshiyishencanjiao,tangzaidishanghunsiguoqu。

liuruxueshunjianzhamao,huomaosanzhanghoudao:“xiaozazhong,meijiaoyangdedongxi,nigandawodeyongren,huodebunaifanle!”

啪!

zhaotianshengyigezuibazichouduifanglianshang。

liuruxuebiaoqingninggu:“**lianwoyeganda?”

“dadejiushiniyouyanwuzhu。”

“dadejiushinizheizhangexindezhengronglian。”

“wopei!woyiweishishenmetianxian,yuanlaijiuzheizhongerbaikuaidehuose。”

“erqienibiewangzijibilianshangtiejin,woshilaiqunidema?“

“wodeweihunqijiaoliuqingyan,nisuannagencong?”

“bietaiziyiweishilehaoba。”

zhaotianshengdeyifanhua,zhijiebaliuruxueqizhalie,tayaoqudejingranbushiziji,ershizijimeimei?

liuruxueqidexiesidilihanlaibaobiao,houjiaodao:“jiwowaletadegouyan,duoletadeshou!”