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suduzhimeng，lidaozhida，zhendedaogedehukouzhenzhenshengteng，youshouzhibuzhudizhandou。
与此同时。
yigenianyuliushisuidelaozhe，maizhelongxinghubuzoulejinlai。
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qiangdadeqishihengsaoquanchang，liandaogedoubeitahuzhuhaojimiao。
denghuiguoshenlai，daogechongtafennupaoxiaodao：
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“ganguanwodaogedexianshi，nixiangzaodianrutume？”
laotouwanrushiwaigaorenfushilouyi，manliandeyundanfengqing，manliandebuxieyigu。
“woshishei，nimeizigezhidao。”
“xianzaigun，fouzesi！”
zilixingjiandemieshi，rangdaogechedibaozou。
“qu**，laozirangnixiansi！”
“xiongdimenyiqishang，xiangandiaozheilaotou，zainongsixiaojia！”
wugerenxunsuzuchengweigongduixing，chaolaorenpuleshangqu。
kexiayimiao，laorendeshenyingyijingtupodaotamendebaoweiquanzhiwai，duizhetamendehoubeifadongxiji。
jielianwujiaotichu，wugezhuanghanquanbubeitajifei，daozaidishangaoaodajiao。
“laoda，zheigelaotoutaiguiyile。”
“womenlianshoudoudabuguota，zenmeban？”
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juliedetongkubutingdiqinxizhetamendeshenti，fangfoyouyitouxiongshouzaitamentineihengchongzhizhuang。
laorenjitamenzaochengdekongju，zhengzaitamenxinzhongwuxianfangda。
zheimexunjiedesudu，zheimezhongdelidao，zhendeshiyigelaorennengzuodaodeme？
daogemanlianyuandudidingzhelaoren，yiliandebufu。
laorenlenglengsaoletayiyan，hengdao：“zenme？haibufu？”
daogeqiangchengzhezhanqilai，yaoyadao：“zailaoziyanli，conglaijiumeiyoufuzheigezi。”
“jintianyaomenidasiwo，yaomewonongsixiaojia！”
xiaohezhongyupaqilai，liangqiangzhedangzailaorenmianqianshuodao：
“laorenjia，nikuaizouba。”
“cishiyinwoerqi，wobiyingkangdaodi。”
tazaicidingshangdaogehandao：“cishiyutawuguan，yiqiechongwolai！”
kandaoxiaoheruciyongyudandang，laorendelianshangluchuxinweidexiaorong。
buguoxiayimiao，tadeshentijiuchuxianzaidaogemianqian，yiquantouzhidaoduifangxiongkou。
嘭！
daogedeshentixiangduanxiandefengzhengyiyangdaofeichuqu，shuaizaidishangzaiyepabuqilai。
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laorenlenglengdisaoletamenyiyan，hengdao：
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“duibuqiduibuqi，womenzheijiuzou。”
sirenlianliandaoqian，tuozhedaogedeshentiluohuangertao。
junzhengtangzhongxinhuifupingjing，xiaoheqiangchengdeshentiyouruandaozaidishang。
“laoxiao，nizenmeyang？”
zhaominzhizhongyuzhengtuochenhongdelache，feibenxiangshengsibuzhidexiaowannian。
xiaoheyeyiguliupaqilai，dingzhejuliedetongganhexuanyungan，quyaojufanzhaochuzhenjiuhejinchuangyao，jifuqinzhixueliaoshang。
jingguoshijifenzhongdemangliu，xiaowanniandeshangshizhongyubeixiaohekongzhizhu，zuohaolebaozha。
danduiyutayoushoudeguzhe，xiaohezanshizhinengbangtajiandanbaozha，haimeiliqizuogengduochuli。
zhaominzhihaimeiconghuangshenzhonghuanguolai，jinghuangdao：“xiaohe，yaobubanibasongyiyuanba？”
“tayihouhaiyaojirenzhibingde，tadeshoubunengfeia。”
xiaohezhenghaoyaokaikou，xiaowannianturanxingguolai，jujuedao：
“buxing，bunengsongyiyuan。”
“yiwozheigeshangshi，yiyuankendingyaojiwodagangbande，neiwodeyoushoujibenjiufeile。”
“rangwohexiaohexianhuifuyixia，wanshangwozhidaotabangwojiegu。”
zhaominzhishengqidao：“doushenmeshihoule，haixiangliuzheshouyihouzhibingjiuren，nijiubunengxiangxiangziji？”
xiaowanniankuxiaoyisheng，anweidao：“woshiyisheng，wobuzhibingjiurennengganshenme？”
laijiutamendelaotoubazheiyiqiedoukanzaiyanli，duixiaojiadebiaoxianyeshianandiantou。
xiaohejiantazouguolai，lianmangxianglaorengongshenxingli。
“ganenlaoxianshengjinrijieweizhien。”
“qingwenlaorenjiaminghui，yibianrihoubaoda。”
jiantarucibinbinyouli，laorenyuekanyuemanyi。
“nimenlaoxiaojiahaizhenshishoulijie，bucuo，xiangdangbucuo。”
tacongdoulitaochuyikuaiyupeijiaodaoxiaoheshouli，dingzhudao：“zheikuaiyupeinaishidingqinxinwu，ninazheta，quwangjialejiedangniandingxiadewawaqinba。”
娃娃亲？
zheisangeziyichulai，xiaojiasanrenquandoumengle。
xiaowannianzhengzhazhepaqilaiwendao：“laoxiansheng，ninshibushigaocuole？womenjiacongweiherenhejiatingdingguowawaqina。”
laorenheshandixiaolexiaoshuodao：“cuobule，womenwangjiarenconglaibuhuijicuoshiqingde。”
“xiaowudishinidefuqinba？niwenta，ziranjiumingbaile。”
“萧无敌？”
xiaowanniandelianseturanbiandewubifennu，“womenxiaojiameiyouzheihaoren，ninzhaocuole。”
fuqindeturanbianlianrangxiaohegandaomomingqimiao。
tayilianmengbidikanxiangzhaominzhi，“ma，wobazheishizenmele？”
“haiyouzheiwawaqin，daodishizenmehuishi？”
zhaominzhitanxiyisheng，“niyeyeta……suanle，yihouyoujihuizaishuoba。”
“zheiwawaqinwoshizhendebuzhidao，buranjiubuhuicuiniquxiangqin，yebuhuirelaijintiandehenghuole。”
yishuodaojintianzaoyudehuohuan，tadexinlijiuyizhenzize。
xiaohejianfumuliangdeqingxudoubutaidui，yejiumeitoujixushenjiu。
“ma，ninbiezheimeshuo，zheibushinindecuo。”
“zhiyaotamenhaiganlai，wojiuyidinggentamendouzhengdaodi。”
laorendaduantamen，jieshidao：“zheimenwawaqinshiniyeyebangnidingde，nifumubuzhidaoyehenzhengchang。”
“nichulihaojialideshiqingjiujinkuaidongshenba，wozaiwangjiadengni，woxiangxinneiyatouhuihenxihuannide。”
“jizhu，yidingyaoshikebayupeidaizaishenshang，guanjiandeshihounengbaonideming。”
shuoba，tajiumaizhehubulikaile。
zhishiyixiangdaowangjiaxiaogongzhujinniancaibasui，tadezuijiaojiurenbuzhuyizhendoudong，laoyanzhongyeshanshuochuyidianxiaoyi。
xiaoheyaoshiruzhuiwangjia，kongpahuibeitazhetengdejifeigoutiaoba。
zhibuguoneixielangziyexindejiahuo，kongpayaohensitale。
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